Lovemaking tips for Seniors

Robin Bignall

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Nov 21, 2009, 5:36:34 PM11/21/09

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[Bill M just sent me this. I expect it's been around for a while but
it made me laugh.]

Lovemaking tips for Seniors

1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the
bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the
bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

(I sent this in large type so you can read it)

--
Robin
(BrE)
Herts, England

Irwell

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Nov 21, 2009, 5:52:32 PM11/21/09

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'At my age I can't take Yes for an answer'
George Burns.

musika

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Nov 21, 2009, 6:41:26 PM11/21/09

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In news:nnqgg55hkrpe2fira...@4ax.com,
Robin Bignall <docr...@ntlworld.com> typed:

> [Bill M just sent me this. I expect it's been around for a while but
> it made me laugh.]
>

You correspond with Bill Murray?

--
Ray
UK

James Hogg

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Nov 21, 2009, 6:47:26 PM11/21/09

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No, it's obviously Bill Medley, who is now 69. His first single after he
left the Righteous Brothers was the prophetic "I Can't Make It Alone".

--
James

Dr Peter Young

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Nov 22, 2009, 3:42:09 AM11/22/09

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On 21 Nov 2009 Irwell <ho...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:36:34 +0000, Robin Bignall wrote:

>> [Bill M just sent me this. I expect it's been around for a while but
>> it made me laugh.]
>>
>> Lovemaking tips for Seniors

[snip]

> 'At my age I can't take Yes for an answer'
> George Burns.

Clement Freud: "My sweetie said, 'Come upstairs and make love'. I
replied, 'I can do one or the other but not both' "

With best wishes,

Peter.

--
Peter Young, (BrE, RP), Consultant Anaesthetist, 1975-2004.
(US equivalent: Attending Anesthesiologist)
Cheltenham and Gloucester, UK. Now happily retired.
http://pnyoung.orpheusweb.co.uk

Robin Bignall

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Nov 22, 2009, 8:30:15 AM11/22/09

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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:47:26 +0100, James Hogg <Jas....@gOUTmail.com>
wrote:

Since neither of those are RRs you'll have to guess again.

Arcadian Rises

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Nov 22, 2009, 10:06:55 AM11/22/09

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On Nov 22, 8:30�am, Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:47:26 +0100, James Hogg <Jas.H...@gOUTmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >musika wrote:
> >> Innews:nnqgg55hkrpe2fira...@4ax.com, Robin Bignall
> >> <docro...@ntlworld.com> typed:

> >>> [Bill M just sent me this. �I expect it's been around for a while
> >>> but it made me laugh.]
>
> >> You correspond with Bill Murray?
>
> >No, it's obviously Bill Medley, who is now 69. His first single after he
> >left the Righteous Brothers was the prophetic "I Can't Make It Alone".
>
> Since neither of those are RRs you'll have to guess again.
> --
> Robin
> (BrE)
> Herts, England

Bill Maher, of course!

Robin Bignall

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Nov 22, 2009, 5:03:42 PM11/22/09

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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:06:55 -0800 (PST), Arcadian Rises
<Arcadi...@aol.com> wrote:

>On Nov 22, 8:30?am, Robin Bignall <docro...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:47:26 +0100, James Hogg <Jas.H...@gOUTmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >musika wrote:
>> >> Innews:nnqgg55hkrpe2fira...@4ax.com, Robin Bignall
>> >> <docro...@ntlworld.com> typed:

>> >>> [Bill M just sent me this. ?I expect it's been around for a while

>> >>> but it made me laugh.]
>>
>> >> You correspond with Bill Murray?
>>
>> >No, it's obviously Bill Medley, who is now 69. His first single after he
>> >left the Righteous Brothers was the prophetic "I Can't Make It Alone".
>>
>> Since neither of those are RRs you'll have to guess again.

>Bill Maher, of course!

Nope. Think of a Scottish supercomputer.