* Bertel Lund Hansen:
> Robert Bannister skrev:
>
>> Nice bra.
>
> - But I'm not wearing a bra!
>
> - That's what I like.
>
> (with thanks to Diablo III)
Kind of opposite of this situation:
- My fianc�e broke off our engagement.
- Did you do something wrong?
- I pointed out that her nylons were wrinkled.
- And ...?
- She wasn't wearing any.
--
The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose
from; furthermore, if you do not like any of them, you can just
wait for next year's model.
Andrew Tanenbaum, _Computer Networks_ (1981), p. 168.