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Ash Nallawalla

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Aug 3, 1992, 11:22:08 PM8/3/92
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I often hear the phrase "as slow as a wet week" and have wondered
if it ought to be "as slow as a wet wick". Maybe it is. Does
anyone know?
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Bunweasel

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Aug 4, 1992, 12:37:23 AM8/4/92
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In article 3...@mlacus.oz.au, a...@mlacus.oz.au (Ash Nallawalla) writes:
>I often hear the phrase "as slow as a wet week" and have wondered
>if it ought to be "as slow as a wet wick". Maybe it is. Does
>anyone know?
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>Ash Nallawalla

Those who measure their lives with coffee spoons (or cigarettes) have
an independent means of determining how much longer a wet week is
than a dry one. As for a wet wick, if you manage to light it at all
it will splutter consumptively until dry.

-Michael Norris

John Haxby

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Aug 4, 1992, 4:33:13 AM8/4/92
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Perhaps "as slow as a wet week in Bognor" (or other similar
seaside resort). If it's sunny, you can enjoy yourself, if it
rains you can sit in bus shelters being bored and wishing the
end of the holiday would come so you can go home.

At least, this is what the rung bell suggests. Anyway I can always
claim to be ...
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Peter Moylan

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Aug 4, 1992, 9:12:59 PM8/4/92
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In article <1992Aug4....@mlacus.oz.au>, a...@mlacus.oz.au (Ash Nallawalla) writes:
> I often hear the phrase "as slow as a wet week" and have wondered
> if it ought to be "as slow as a wet wick". Maybe it is. Does
> anyone know?

I've always heard this as "as slow as a wet weekend", and think of it
as being similar to Charlie Brown's pronouncement that
"Summers fly, winters walk". The "wick" interpretation sounds
unlikely to me.

There's a similar saying about "a month of Sundays", but for the
moment my brain refuses to divulge the details to me.

Peter

wil...@vax.oxford.ac.uk

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Aug 5, 1992, 7:25:53 AM8/5/92
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In article <1992Aug5...@wombat.newcastle.edu.au>, ee...@wombat.newcastle.edu.au (Peter Moylan) writes:
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> There's a similar saying about "a month of Sundays", but for the
> moment my brain refuses to divulge the details to me.
>
> Peter

That's "It'll never happen in a month of Sundays", which means that It'll
happen slightly less often than once in a blue moon.
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lokic...@yahoo.com.au

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Jan 21, 2015, 11:26:42 PM1/21/15
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It's an Aussie saying which steamed from "slow as a wet wig".....waiting for wigs to dry after being washed

Peter Moylan

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Jan 22, 2015, 5:12:01 AM1/22/15
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[Subject: Slow as a wet week]

On 22/01/15 15:26, lokic...@yahoo.com.au wrote:

> It's an Aussie saying which steamed from "slow as a wet wig".....waiting for wigs to dry after being washed

I wonder whether any Australians know that.

The actual Australian saying is "as slow as a wet weekend". We don't
pronounce "weekend" anything like "wig".

You might be confusing this with a similar saying "as slow as a wet
hen". That, of course, has a different meaning.

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Peter T. Daniels

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Jan 22, 2015, 7:26:00 AM1/22/15
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On Thursday, January 22, 2015 at 5:12:01 AM UTC-5, Peter Moylan wrote:
> [Subject: Slow as a wet week]
>
> On 22/01/15 15:26, lokic...@yahoo.com.au wrote:
>
> > It's an Aussie saying which steamed from "slow as a wet wig".....waiting for wigs to dry after being washed
>
> I wonder whether any Australians know that.
>
> The actual Australian saying is "as slow as a wet weekend". We don't
> pronounce "weekend" anything like "wig".
>
> You might be confusing this with a similar saying "as slow as a wet
> hen". That, of course, has a different meaning.

Maybe by "Aussie" loki meant "Austrian." We (AmE?) say _mad_ as a wet hen.

Or maybe things have changed in more than 22 years.

Bertel Lund Hansen

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Jan 22, 2015, 8:27:36 AM1/22/15
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Peter Moylan skrev:

> The actual Australian saying is "as slow as a wet weekend". We don't
> pronounce "weekend" anything like "wig".

I wouldn't call a wig slow - wet or dry.

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Bertel, Denmark

Jerry Friedman

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Jan 22, 2015, 10:47:20 AM1/22/15
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On 1/22/15 3:11 AM, Peter Moylan wrote:
> [Subject: Slow as a wet week]
>
> On 22/01/15 15:26, lokic...@yahoo.com.au wrote:
>
>> It's an Aussie saying which steamed from "slow as a wet wig".....waiting for wigs to dry after being washed
>
> I wonder whether any Australians know that.
>
> The actual Australian saying is "as slow as a wet weekend". We don't
> pronounce "weekend" anything like "wig".
>
> You might be confusing this with a similar saying "as slow as a wet
> hen". That, of course, has a different meaning.

I like "steamed" in the context of drying, though.

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Jerry Friedman
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