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Marc Alan Holloway

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Apr 15, 1994, 6:36:44 AM4/15/94
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Does anyone know of a comprehensive list of Cockney rhyming slang? A source
on the internet would be perfect, but the title of a good book would be
useful as well.
It seems like there are a number of words that have crept into
common usage from c-r-s, whose origins are more or less hidden.
For instance, you have 'loaf'=head (as in "Use your loaf!") which comes
from loaf of bread. Less obvious is one a friend pointed out recently:
bread = money. I thought that this probably came from the same source
as 'dough' = money but of course 'bread & honey' works. The same
goes for "Not on your nelly ", which I would never have guessed came
from Nelly Duff (Who was she?) Somehow the Duff transforms into 'life'
through one or two intermediate rhymes/corruptions. It convinced me
at the time, but I can't remember how it went.


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Michael Robinson

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Apr 19, 1994, 3:07:10 AM4/19/94
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Marc Alan Holloway (holl...@leland.Stanford.EDU) wrote:
: Does anyone know of a comprehensive list of Cockney rhyming slang? A source

: on the internet would be perfect, but the title of a good book would be
: useful as well.
: It seems like there are a number of words that have crept into
: common usage from c-r-s, whose origins are more or less hidden.

In English use, "rabbiting on". ("Rabbit and pork" -> "talk")

Michael Robinson

Janet Sate

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Apr 19, 1994, 6:17:01 AM4/19/94
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In article <2olqns$a...@nntp2.stanford.edu>,

Marc Alan Holloway <holl...@leland.Stanford.EDU> wrote:
>Does anyone know of a comprehensive list of Cockney rhyming slang?
>
some stuff deleted

I don't know of a comprehensive list - there must be books of them -
but I can add a few of my favourite ones, some of them are more modern
than others.

This is my first posting so be gentle with me...!

Going for a Ruby = Ruby Murray = Going for a curry
Put on your titfer = Tit for Tat = hat
My old China = China Plate = mate
My brand new whistle = Whistle and Flute = suit
A bad case of Chalfonts = Chalfont St Giles (a town in Home Counties)
= Piles (ie haemorrhoids)
I'm cream crackered = Knackered!
The list is almost endless and grows all the time. There is also
Glaswegian rhyming slang which has to be said with the correct accent;
I can think of only one example at the moment...
Corned Beef = deaf.

One Cockney one which has always puzzled me is 'My old Dutch' meaning your
other half which I think comes from Dutch House = Spouse. Please correct
me if I'm wrong.
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Janet Sate
Syntegra, Brighton The opinions voiced here are mine and mine alone

Larry Horn

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Apr 19, 1994, 3:06:43 PM4/19/94
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In article <1994Apr19.1...@btcs.bt.co.uk>

sa...@btcs.bt.co.uk (Janet Sate) writes:

>
>In article <2olqns$a...@nntp2.stanford.edu>,
>Marc Alan Holloway <holl...@leland.Stanford.EDU> wrote:
>>Does anyone know of a comprehensive list of Cockney rhyming slang?
>>
>some stuff deleted
>
>I don't know of a comprehensive list - there must be books of them -
>but I can add a few of my favourite ones, some of them are more modern
>than others.
>
>This is my first posting so be gentle with me...!
>
>Going for a Ruby = Ruby Murray = Going for a curry
>Put on your titfer = Tit for Tat = hat
>My old China = China Plate = mate
>My brand new whistle = Whistle and Flute = suit
>A bad case of Chalfonts = Chalfont St Giles (a town in Home Counties)
>= Piles (ie haemorrhoids)
[examples deleted]
>
Try "A Dictionary of Rhyming Slang", compiled by Julian Franklyn. London:
Routledge & Kegan Paul, 1961.


>One Cockney one which has always puzzled me is 'My old Dutch' meaning your
>other half which I think comes from Dutch House = Spouse. Please correct
>me if I'm wrong.
>--
>Janet Sate
>Syntegra, Brighton The opinions voiced here are mine and mine alone

Sorry; I think you're wrong. Farmer & Henley's 7 volume Victorian compendium,
Slang and its Analogues (reprinted by Arno Press in 1970), lists well over a
dozen anti-Dutch slurs, dating back to the 17th century herring wars between
Holland and England. Among them are some still around (Dutch treat, Dutch
uncle), some that have disappeared (do a Dutch 'to desert'), and some that are
moribund (Dutch courage 'pot-valiancy'). Among the dead ones, mourned by
few, are "Dutch-wife" for a bolster, and "Dutch clock" for a bedpan OR a wife.
Farmer and Henley surmise that the two meanings are related, and they also
take the noun "Dutch" with the meaning 'wife' as a probable abbreviation of
"Dutch clock". "Dutch house" does not appear, although many other instances of
Cockney rhyming slang do. Oh, a Dutch widow was a prostitute. Wonder if a
comparable litany of anti-British slurs is found in 17th century Dutch.

--Larry Horn

Christopher Norton

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Apr 20, 1994, 4:05:53 AM4/20/94
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LH...@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu (Larry Horn) writes:
>
>Sorry; I think you're wrong. Farmer & Henley's 7 volume Victorian compendium,
>Slang and its Analogues (reprinted by Arno Press in 1970), lists well over a
>dozen anti-Dutch slurs, dating back to the 17th century herring wars between
>Holland and England. Among them are some still around (Dutch treat, Dutch
>uncle) ....

And most appropriately for this newsgroup, talking double-Dutch :-)

Chris Norton

Peter Flynn

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Apr 20, 1994, 8:57:33 AM4/20/94
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In article 21...@btcs.bt.co.uk, sa...@btcs.bt.co.uk (Janet Sate) writes:
>In article <2olqns$a...@nntp2.stanford.edu>,
>Marc Alan Holloway <holl...@leland.Stanford.EDU> wrote:
>>Does anyone know of a comprehensive list of Cockney rhyming slang?
>>
>some stuff deleted
[...]

>This is my first posting so be gentle with me...!

Heh. On Usenet?

>Going for a Ruby = Ruby Murray = Going for a curry

etc

The more amusing ones are [un?]fortunately obscene, like having a Peking
(or a Barclay's)...

///Peter

Mastersmith Encil

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Apr 21, 1994, 6:25:10 AM4/21/94
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You know, speaking of Cockney rhyming slang:

In Michael Frayn's _Noises Off_, Selsdon the burglar asks himself, "When
have I ever had to go off in the middle of a job to have a Jimmy Riddle?"

From the context, I always assumed this was rhyming slang--"Jimmy Riddle"
--> "piddle." (He steps into the WC immediately after this line.)

1) Is this correct?
2) Who _was_ Jimmy Riddle? Anyone, or just a good rhyme? :-)

--Lance

Adrian Pepper

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Apr 21, 1994, 11:39:57 AM4/21/94
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sa...@btcs.bt.co.uk (Janet Sate) wrote,
in article <1994Apr19.1...@btcs.bt.co.uk>:

>
>One Cockney one which has always puzzled me is 'My old Dutch' meaning your
>other half which I think comes from Dutch House = Spouse. Please correct
>me if I'm wrong.

My inclination'ld be to say that a cockney would not use the word
spouse, and might not even know what one was. But, although _spouse_
feels like a modern word, is actually quite old, so I could be wrong.

Anyway, impertently presented, although mildly apropos:


M Y O L D D U T C H

Words by Music by
A.C. Ingle C. Albert Chevalier

I've got a pal,
A reg'lar out an' outer,
She's a dear good old gal,
I'll tell yer all about 'er;
It's many years since fust we met,
'Er 'air was then as black as jet,
It's whiter now, but she don't fret,
Not my old gal...

Chorus:
We've been together now for forty years,
An' it don't seem a day too much,
There ain't a lady living in the land,
As I'd swap for my dear old Dutch,
There ain't a lady living in the land,
As I'd swap for my dear old Dutch.


I calls 'er Sal,
'Er proper name is Sairer,
An' yer may find a gal
As you'd consider fairer.
She ain't a' angel--she can start
A-jawing' till it makes yer smart,
She's just a _woman_, bless er' 'eart,
Is my old gal!


Sweet fine old gal,
For worlds I wouldn't lose 'er,
She's a dear good old gal,
An' that's what made me choose 'er.
She's stuck to me through thich and thin,
When luck was out, when luck was in,
Ah! wot a wife to me she's been,
An' wot a _pal_!


I see yer Sal,
Yer pretty ribbons sportin'!
Many year now, old gal,
Since them young days of courtin'
I ain't a coward, still I trust
When we've to part, as part we must,
That Death may come and take me fust
To wait...my pal!


Copyright(C) 1893 Reynolds Music (London)

So I guess we can assume it's no longer under copyright.


From the OED2:

As. (conj.) 28. Introducing a noun sentence, after say, know, think,
etc. Sometimes expanded into as that. Obs. and replaced by that; but
still common in southern[*] dialect speech, where often expanded to as
how.

[*] that is southern England, of course; I think they mean to include
neither Alabama nor Australia.

I know I will still use this when speaking colloquially, especially to
my own family, but I can't say as I hear other people use it, with the
possible exception of that last phrase only. How widespread is it?

Adrian.

Adrian Pepper

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Apr 22, 1994, 11:04:27 AM4/22/94
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LH...@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu (Larry Horn) wrote,
in article <16F9DD4...@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu>:

>In article <1994Apr19.1...@btcs.bt.co.uk>
>sa...@btcs.bt.co.uk (Janet Sate) writes:
>
>One Cockney one which has always puzzled me is 'My old Dutch' meaning your
>other half which I think comes from Dutch House = Spouse. Please correct
>me if I'm wrong.
>
>Sorry; I think you're wrong. Farmer & Henley's 7 volume Victorian compendium,
>Slang and its Analogues (reprinted by Arno Press in 1970), lists well over a
>dozen anti-Dutch slurs, dating back to the 17th century herring wars between
>Holland and England.
[...]

>Among the dead ones, mourned by
>few, are "Dutch-wife" for a bolster, and "Dutch clock" for a bedpan OR a wife.
>Farmer and Henley surmise that the two meanings are related, and they also
>take the noun "Dutch" with the meaning 'wife' as a probable abbreviation of
>"Dutch clock". "Dutch house" does not appear, although many other instances of
>Cockney rhyming slang do. Oh, a Dutch widow was a prostitute. Wonder if a
>comparable litany of anti-British slurs is found in 17th century Dutch.

The OED2 unequivocably states that the "Dutch" in "Old Dutch" is an
abbreviation of "Duchess".

Let's stick to thinks what I can do proper, shall I?

Adrian.

Disclaimer: Don't let this post make you think I have formed an
opinion. Because, after all, "duchess" in this case could be an
expansion of "Dutch".

doug marshall

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Apr 24, 1994, 1:54:18 AM4/24/94
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Subject: Re: Cockney rhyming slang

arpe...@math.uwaterloo.ca (Adrian Pepper) replied to


sa...@btcs.bt.co.uk (Janet Sate), who wrote:
>>One Cockney one which has always puzzled me is 'My old Dutch' meaning your
>>other half which I think comes from Dutch House = Spouse. Please correct
>>me if I'm wrong.

A>My inclination'ld be to say that a cockney would not use the word


>spouse, and might not even know what one was. But, although _spouse_
>feels like a modern word, is actually quite old, so I could be wrong.

A>Anyway, impertently presented, although mildly apropos:


A> M Y O L D D U T C H

A>Words by Music by


>A.C. Ingle C. Albert Chevalier

Many thanks for the complete lyrics to that great old song.
Chevalier (1861-1923, a.k.a. Charles the Good) was known as the
coster's laureate for his popular cockney music-halls songs.
However, "Dutch" in this instance has nothing to do with spouse
or Holland. It's simply short for Duchess, a cockney colloquial
term for wife. See Brewer and other authorities.
---
QMPro 1.52 Pulchra Omnia Supra, Toronto
RoseMail 2.50 : RoseNet<=>Usenet Gateway : Rose Media 416-733-2285

doug marshall

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Apr 24, 1994, 1:54:31 AM4/24/94
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Doug Marshall, Toronto

Ian Peter Mitchell

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Apr 25, 1994, 2:40:35 AM4/25/94
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In article <CoM8u...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> arpe...@math.uwaterloo.ca (Adrian Pepper) writes:
>
>My inclination'ld be to say that a cockney would not use the word
>spouse, and might not even know what one was. But, although _spouse_
>feels like a modern word, is actually quite old, so I could be wrong.

I have heard that is comes from either "Duchess" or "my old Ducth
clock". Though why the latter, I can't imagine... rhyming slang
mebbe??

The expression is interesting from another viewpoint: it seems to
be one of the few (the only one?) in which the descriptor "Dutch"
is used in a not-too-disparaging fashion.

Ian

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Faculty of Graduate Studies
University of Calgary, Calgary, Alberta, Canada, T2N 1N4

Simon Furey

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Apr 25, 1994, 7:47:13 AM4/25/94
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In article <CoM8u...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca>,
arpe...@math.uwaterloo.ca (Adrian Pepper) wrote:

> >
> >One Cockney one which has always puzzled me is 'My old Dutch' meaning your
> >other half which I think comes from Dutch House = Spouse. Please correct
> >me if I'm wrong.
>

Wrong! I think...:-)

For once, it isn't rhyming slang but simply short for "duchess", a familiar
cockney term of endearment for the wife. Don't ask me why...

Simon

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ka...@ee.pitt.edu

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May 4, 1994, 11:50:39 AM5/4/94
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"Dutch" stands for Duchess of Fife, hence "wife".

Kari

Clive Currie-Smith

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for what its worth, my grandfather who was a port of london docker from
bermondsey, when asked by me many years ago why he always called just about
everybody he met as "me old dutch" was that it was rhyming slang for dutch
plate ie "me old mate".
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In article <768079...@nomanal.demon.co.uk>,

Clive Currie-Smith <Cl...@nomanal.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>for what its worth, my grandfather who was a port of london docker from
>bermondsey, when asked by me many years ago why he always called just about
>everybody he met as "me old dutch" was that it was rhyming slang for dutch
>plate ie "me old mate".

Naah! That's "me old China", as in "china plate". Makes far more sense.

--
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Mat Hall

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May 9, 1994, 6:11:22 PM5/9/94
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In article <768079...@nomanal.demon.co.uk>,
Clive Currie-Smith <Cl...@nomanal.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>for what its worth, my grandfather who was a port of london docker from
>bermondsey, when asked by me many years ago why he always called just about
>everybody he met as "me old dutch" was that it was rhyming slang for dutch
>plate ie "me old mate".

If this is true, then I'm a Dutchman... It's "China plate", hence "Me
old China".

--
"Slack!"

Andrew Wong

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May 9, 1994, 8:11:29 PM5/9/94
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In article <2qlriu$8...@bnsgd245.bnr.co.uk> bocm...@bnr.co.uk (Bruce Munro) writes:
>In article <768079...@nomanal.demon.co.uk>,
>Clive Currie-Smith <Cl...@nomanal.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>>everybody he met as "me old dutch" was that it was rhyming slang for dutch
>>plate ie "me old mate".
>
>Naah! That's "me old China", as in "china plate". Makes far more sense.

Is that the smell of a roaring fire I smell somewhere in the distance? :)

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Jackie Button

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May 10, 1994, 1:33:45 PM5/10/94
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>Clive Currie-Smith <Cl...@nomanal.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>everybody he met as "me old dutch" was that it was rhyming slang for dutch
>>plate ie "me old mate".

to which bocm...@bnr.co.uk (Bruce Munro) responds:


>Naah! That's "me old China", as in "china plate". Makes far more sense.

Am I missing something?

Rhyming slang makes SENSE?

C R Pennell

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May 11, 1994, 6:06:20 AM5/11/94
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Jackie Button (jbu...@meddbs.med.miami.edu) wrote:

: Am I missing something?

: Rhyming slang makes SENSE?

This does seem unlikely. It doesn't always rhyme. My Singaporean Chinese
wife - but english-educated (i.e. educated in English, but in Singapore, these
distinctions matter here) tells me that the "rhyming slang" for Chinese
educated at her school was "helicopter". English-EDUCATED?

Richard Pennell History Nat University of Singapore
My opinions - not NUS's

Alan J Holmes

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May 12, 1994, 8:15:10 AM5/12/94
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In article <2qlriu$8...@bnsgd245.bnr.co.uk> bocm...@bnr.co.uk (Bruce Munro) writes:
>In article <768079...@nomanal.demon.co.uk>,
>Clive Currie-Smith <Cl...@nomanal.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>for what its worth, my grandfather who was a port of london docker from
>>bermondsey, when asked by me many years ago why he always called just about
>>everybody he met as "me old dutch" was that it was rhyming slang for dutch
>>plate ie "me old mate".

>Naah! That's "me old China", as in "china plate". Makes far more sense.

I was under the impression that 'me old dutch' refered
specifically to a man's wife.

Regards

Alan Holmes

Mark Imisides

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May 13, 1994, 2:03:17 AM5/13/94
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________________________________________________________________

In article <CpovD...@brunel.ac.uk>, Alan....@brunel.ac.uk (Alan J Holmes) wrote:
>
> I was under the impression that 'me old dutch' refered
> specifically to a man's wife.
>

No,no,no - "wife" is "cheese & kisses" (missus) or "trouble & strife."

Clive Currie-Smith

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May 14, 1994, 4:30:14 PM5/14/94
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In article <CpovD...@brunel.ac.uk>
Alan....@brunel.ac.uk "Alan J Holmes" writes:

> Xref: demon alt.usage.english:5624 alt.fan.british-accent:2013
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> From: Alan....@brunel.ac.uk (Alan J Holmes)
> Subject: Re: Dutch (was Re: Cockney rhyming slang)
> Message-ID: <CpovD...@brunel.ac.uk>
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not as far as my grandfather was concerned, either he had it badly wrong, or,
everybody else has, fraid i dont know which

Farrow, Neil A.

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May 17, 1994, 9:04:00 PM5/17/94
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In article <768947...@nomanal.demon.co.uk>, Cl...@nomanal.demon.co.uk writes...

I think the wife is "trouble and strife".
Neil

Christopher A. Lee

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May 20, 1994, 10:09:16 AM5/20/94
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Duchess of Fife = wife

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