"My Name is Bcdfghjklopqrtuvwxz".
But seriously, "Th lazy dg jumps over he
quick brwn fx."
Even seriouser: "Jump, dogs - why vex Fritz Blank Q.C."
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>Even seriouser: "Jump, dogs - why vex Fritz Blank Q.C."
Professor David Crystal, in *Language Play* (1998) rejects
D V Pike flung J Q Schwartz my box
because it uses proper names and
New job: fix Mr Gluck's hazy TV, PDQ
because it uses abbreviations. He prefers
Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck
because, he says, all the words are in the OED:
*veldt* In South Africa, unenclosed country ...
*jynx* A bird, the wryneck
*grimp* To cause to mount
*waqf* In Islamic countries, land given to a religious
institution for charitable purposes ...
*zho* A hybrid bovine animal, bred from a yak bull and a common
cow ...
*buck* The male of several animals ...
He says "This is certainly grammatically and lexically
plausible, though whether, in the real world, it is the case
that a jynx living on the veldt has ever been observed to have
cause to mount (or to cause something --- or someone --- else to
mount) a zho buck in a waqf must be one of life's remaining
empirical questions."
bjg
> So Rushtown or one of the Bobbettes or one of
> you other people in this newsgroup who think you are so smart (with some
> justification) see how well you can do and post it.
You forgot the comma between "Bobbettes" and "or".
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Wait a minute! Maybe my newserver has truncated this thread with
unfortunate results, but whatever happened to:
The quick brown fow jumps over the lazy dog.
This sentence has the virtue of using all the letters and note being a
grammatical or conceptual stretch.
-- Mark Schaefer
"In essentials--unity, in non-essentials--liberty,
and in all things--charity." -- John Wesley
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>} Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck
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>Wait a minute! Maybe my newserver has truncated this thread with
>unfortunate results, but whatever happened to:
> The quick brown fow jumps over the lazy dog.
[...]
You may have missed the significance of the header: each of the
26 letters is to be used only once.
bjg
Did you read the subject? It says "sentence using all 26 letters only
once". Yours uses "w" twice, among others. What is a "fow", BTW?
But it uses some letters twice
>On Mon, 19 Oct 1998 17:30:34 -0400,
>Mark_S...@REMOVETHIScsgi.com (Mark Schaefer) wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>} Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck
>
>[...]
>
>>Wait a minute! Maybe my newserver has truncated this thread with
>>unfortunate results, but whatever happened to:
>
>> The quick brown fow jumps over the lazy dog.
>
>[...]
>
>You may have missed the significance of the header: each of the
>26 letters is to be used only once.
>
>bjg
>
I took it as absolute proof of the monkeyed Bible theory, coming from
Chrystal.
} On Mon, 19 Oct 1998 17:30:34 -0400,
} Mark_S...@REMOVETHIScsgi.com (Mark Schaefer) wrote:
}
} [...]
}
} >} Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck
}
} [...]
}
} >Wait a minute! Maybe my newserver has truncated this thread with
} >unfortunate results, but whatever happened to:
}
} > The quick brown fow jumps over the lazy dog.
}
} [...]
}
} You may have missed the significance of the header: each of the
} 26 letters is to be used only once.
You're right, Brian. I did. I guess I've gotten out of the habit of
believing there's any association between header and thread content.
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>You're right, Brian. I did. I guess I've gotten out of the habit of
>believing there's any association between header and thread content.
Usually the course of wisdom.
bjg
The best I've seen (and I've posted it here before) is
Quartz glyph job vex'd cwm finks.
With vexed spelt properly it's still only 27 letters. Quick brown fox is
well beaten by
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
which is my favourite using "ordinary" words.
Martin Murray
> Mark Schaefer wrote:
> >
> > Wait a minute! Maybe my newserver has truncated this thread with
> > unfortunate results, but whatever happened to:
> >
> > The quick brown fow jumps over the lazy dog.
> >
> > This sentence has the virtue of using all the letters and note being a
> > grammatical or conceptual stretch.
>
> Did you read the subject? It says "sentence using all 26 letters only
> once". Yours uses "w" twice, among others. What is a "fow", BTW?
You're missing the point, Andrew. 'Fow' is a verb meaning 'clean,
cleanse'. 'The quick brown' is the subject and 'jumps' is the object.
'Over the lazy dog' tells us where the action takes place. The sentence
means: all living brown people cleanse hurdles above the lazy dog. I
trust this clears things up.
It's a pity Mark's sentence doesn't contain an 'x'; it's so nearly a
pangram. I wonder where we might squeeze one in.
Markus
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