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mark_et...@my-deja.com

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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Hi there

In a recent e-mail an American friend queried my use of the word
"yonks" (as in "haven't seen you for yonks") and demanded an
explanation, which I was unable to give her. It is an expression I have
heard and used myself many times, without knowing the origin.

I did a quick Deja search of this forum, and although the word has been
used a few times, even by the esteemed Mr. Follett, it seems that no
explanation has yet been given. Is it a purely British expression, or
has it spread elsewhere? Where on earth does it come from?

TIA
Mark Etheridge


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aurator

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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mark_et...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> Hi there
>
> In a recent e-mail an American friend queried my use of the word
> "yonks" (as in "haven't seen you for yonks") and demanded an
> explanation, which I was unable to give her. It is an expression I have
> heard and used myself many times, without knowing the origin.
>
> I did a quick Deja search of this forum, and although the word has been
> used a few times, even by the esteemed Mr. Follett, it seems that no
> explanation has yet been given. Is it a purely British expression, or
> has it spread elsewhere? Where on earth does it come from?

The CED says origin unknown.

I've always fancied it was a play on Donkey's years..as in "I've not
seen him for Donkey's years." "I've not seen him for yonks"


As to where "Donkey's years" originates, well, I'd be an ass to guess
that one.


aurator

Martin Ambuhl

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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mark_et...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> Hi there
>
> In a recent e-mail an American friend queried my use of the word
> "yonks" (as in "haven't seen you for yonks") and demanded an
> explanation, which I was unable to give her. It is an expression I have
> heard and used myself many times, without knowing the origin.
>
> I did a quick Deja search of this forum, and although the word has been
> used a few times, even by the esteemed Mr. Follett, it seems that no
> explanation has yet been given. Is it a purely British expression, or
> has it spread elsewhere? Where on earth does it come from?

None of Chambers, Green (Cassell DoS), or Ayto (ODoS) give it a regional tag;
COD10 does (Brit.). Chapman (DoAS) does not list it.

--
Martin Ambuhl mam...@earthlink.net

What one knows is, in youth, of little moment; they know enough who
know how to learn. - Henry Adams

A thick skin is a gift from God. - Konrad Adenauer

Mike Barnes

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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In alt.usage.english, mark_et...@my-deja.com wrote

>Hi there
>
>In a recent e-mail an American friend queried my use of the word
>"yonks" (as in "haven't seen you for yonks") and demanded an
>explanation, which I was unable to give her. It is an expression I have
>heard and used myself many times, without knowing the origin.
>
>I did a quick Deja search of this forum, and although the word has been
>used a few times, even by the esteemed Mr. Follett, it seems that no
>explanation has yet been given. Is it a purely British expression, or
>has it spread elsewhere? Where on earth does it come from?

From Chambers:

*yonks* (colloq) n. ages, a long time. [Poss _y_ears, m_on_ths and
wee_ks_; or perh compressed from _donkey's years_]

--
Mike Barnes

Michael West

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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Mark Etheridge asked
> Is [yonks] a purely British expression, or

> has it spread elsewhere? Where on earth does it come from?


I don't recall ever hearing it in my 50
years in the US, but it is quite common
here in Oz.

My Collins [Australian] English Dictionary,
3rd ed., says its origin is unknown, but
inasmuch as I find that it is usually used
by the same people who also say
"donkey's years", my money is riding
with that derivation.

--
Mike West
Melbourne

aurator

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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aurator, quoting himself wrote, yet without waiting yonks to devil
better, and in response to :

>
> mark_et...@my-deja.com who wrote:
> >
> > Hi there
> >
> > In a recent e-mail an American friend queried my use of the word
> > "yonks" (as in "haven't seen you for yonks") and demanded an
> > explanation, which I was unable to give her. It is an expression I have
> > heard and used myself many times, without knowing the origin.
> >
> > I did a quick Deja search of this forum, and although the word has been
> > used a few times, even by the esteemed Mr. Follett, it seems that no
> > explanation has yet been given. Is it a purely British expression, or

> > has it spread elsewhere? Where on earth does it come from?
>

> The CED says origin unknown.
>
> I've always fancied it was a play on Donkey's years..as in "I've not
> seen him for Donkey's years." "I've not seen him for yonks"
>
> As to where "Donkey's years" originates, well, I'd be an ass to guess
> that one.
>
> aurator


Time to be an ass.....

"As long a Donkey's years"
This is a corruption of a word because of the running of the "s" of one
word into the 'y' of the following word. The phrase explains itself
when it is pointed out that the original was "As long as Donkey's ears,"
the longest of any animal.

Edwin Radford. "Unusual Words - and how they came about." The
Philosophical Library. New York 1946.


aurator


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Padraig Breathnach

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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Michael West wrote:

>My Collins [Australian] English Dictionary,
>3rd ed., says its origin is unknown, but
>inasmuch as I find that it is usually used
>by the same people who also say
>"donkey's years", my money is riding
>with that derivation.
>

Something wrong with the logic here. The people who say "donkey's years"
have no need for another term with much the same meaning. In any event, they
hardly use both terms in the one statement.

Wait long enough, and we'll have "donkey's yonks".

PB

Michael West

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Jun 5, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/5/00
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"Padraig Breathnach" wrote

> Michael West wrote:
>
> >My Collins [Australian] English Dictionary,
> >3rd ed., says its origin is unknown, but
> >inasmuch as I find that it is usually used
> >by the same people who also say
> >"donkey's years", my money is riding
> >with that derivation.
> >
> Something wrong with the logic here. The people who say "donkey's years"
> have no need for another term with much the same meaning. In any event,
they
> hardly use both terms in the one statement.
>


No problem with my logic -- not in this instance anyway.

I didn't say they used both expressions in the same statement.

--
MW

gry...@ozemail.dotcom.dotau

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Jun 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/6/00
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In article <393A35...@any.othername>, aurator <ar...@any.othername>
wrote:

> "As long a Donkey's years"
> This is a corruption of a word because of the running of the "s" of one
> word into the 'y' of the following word. The phrase explains itself
> when it is pointed out that the original was "As long as Donkey's ears,"
> the longest of any animal.
>
> Edwin Radford. "Unusual Words - and how they came about." The
> Philosophical Library. New York 1946.

I suspect that it actually derives from rhyming slang.

Donkey's ears = years.

There are quite a few common exressions whose roots in rhyming slang
have been obscured. One which springs to mind is "raspberry", in the
sense of a "bronx cheer":

Raspberry tart = ....

Brian.

stevefranc...@gmail.com

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Sep 29, 2015, 4:41:09 AM9/29/15
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On Sunday, 4 June 2000 08:00:00 UTC+1, mark_et...@my-deja.com wrote:
> Hi there
>
> In a recent e-mail an American friend queried my use of the word
> "yonks" (as in "haven't seen you for yonks") and demanded an
> explanation, which I was unable to give her. It is an expression I have
> heard and used myself many times, without knowing the origin.
>
> I did a quick Deja search of this forum, and although the word has been
> used a few times, even by the esteemed Mr. Follett, it seems that no
> explanation has yet been given. Is it a purely British expression, or
> has it spread elsewhere? Where on earth does it come from?
>
> TIA
> Mark Etheridge
>
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

In the 1960s my friend and i used to create new words. One was "Yonths" meaning years and months. It has changed i think into "Yonks"

RH Draney

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Sep 29, 2015, 5:48:33 AM9/29/15
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Fifteen years between post and response, gmail.com address (responding
to a "my-deja.com" address!)...all is right with the universe....

The explanation has, I'm sure, been made in the intervening years....r

pensive hamster

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Sep 29, 2015, 12:34:18 PM9/29/15
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On Tuesday, 29 September 2015 10:48:33 UTC+1, RH Draney wrote:
> On 9/29/2015 1:41 AM, stevefranc...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Sunday, 4 June 2000 08:00:00 UTC+1, mark_et...@my-deja.com wrote:
> >> Hi there
> >>
> >> In a recent e-mail an American friend queried my use of the word
> >> "yonks" (as in "haven't seen you for yonks") and demanded an
> >> explanation, which I was unable to give her. It is an expression I have
> >> heard and used myself many times, without knowing the origin.
> >>
> >> I did a quick Deja search of this forum, and although the word has been
> >> used a few times, even by the esteemed Mr. Follett, it seems that no
> >> explanation has yet been given. Is it a purely British expression, or
> >> has it spread elsewhere? Where on earth does it come from?
> >>
> > In the 1960s my friend and i used to create new words. One was "Yonths" meaning years and months. It has changed i think into "Yonks"
>
> Fifteen years between post and response, gmail.com address (responding
> to a "my-deja.com" address!)...all is right with the universe....
>
> The explanation has, I'm sure, been made in the intervening years....r

Your confidence, I fear, may be misplaced. OED says:

http://www.oed.com/view/Entry/232115?redirectedFrom=yonks&

Etymology: Origin unknown.

slang. A long time, 'ages'; chiefly in phr. for yonks.

1968 Daily Mirror 27 Aug. 7/1, I rang singer Julie Driscoll... She said:
'I haven't heard from you for yonks.'

1977 'J. Gash' Judas Pair iv. 54 Any man that says he can remain
celibate for yonks on end is not quite telling the truth.

1980 Oxf. Times 20 June 18 Even though Gabriel left Genesis yonks
ago, his music and particularly his vocals remind one of Genesis.

1984 Listener 10 May 32/2 The English have been writing poetry for
yonks, and have become damned good at it too.

1985 A. Blond Book Bk. ix. 142 Nicholas Bagnall and David Holloway
have run the Telegraph's book pages for yonks.

[and that's the full OED entry]

Peter Duncanson [BrE]

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Sep 29, 2015, 4:32:55 PM9/29/15
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This more recent entry in OD online says:
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/yonks

Origin
1960s: origin unknown; perhaps related to donkey's years (see
donkey).

Wiktionary adds to that the theory that
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/yonks

it is an acronym from years, months, weeks.

The origin is discussed here:
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-yon1.htm


--
Peter Duncanson, UK
(in alt.usage.english)

Peter Duncanson [BrE]

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Sep 29, 2015, 5:54:52 PM9/29/15
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That says:

David Stuart-Mogg wrote: “It was in very common usage at Clifton
College, Bristol, not later than 1955 and I subsequently heard it
used by naval officers, again still in the 1950s.” This concurs with
Paul Beale’s note in the 1984 revision of Eric Partridge’s
Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English that he had first
heard it in the army in Cyprus in 1957. Taken together, these also
imply that it was created as services slang.

Which triggered a thought regarding "donkey's years" as an origin.

In both British and American armed services there is a tendency for
items of equipment, etc. to be given official names structured as "noun,
adjective(s)".

There are two American examples here:
http://www.wearethemighty.com/military-items-civilian-names-2015-05

"Tape, adhesive cloth, 2 in." [is] Duct tape/Duck tape
and
"Meal, Ready to Eat" (MRE)

I noticed that pattern when I was in the British Royal Air Force
multiples decades ago.

I also came across jocular rearranging of non-military phrases into that
form.

So it occurred to me that a jocular reordering of the phrase meaning a
long time, "donkey's years" to "years, donkey's" could easily be
abbreviated to "yonks", perhaps via "yonkey's.

Just a thought.

David Kleinecke

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Sep 29, 2015, 7:42:51 PM9/29/15
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Donkey-years is perhaps a measure of work like man-hour. A military
man in a dull posting might use it to describe his career.

Will Parsons

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Sep 29, 2015, 8:25:22 PM9/29/15
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On Tuesday, 29 Sep 2015 7:42 PM -0400, David Kleinecke wrote:
>
> Donkey-years is perhaps a measure of work like man-hour. A military
> man in a dull posting might use it to describe his career.

What? Since when? "Donkey's-years" (or is it "donkeys'-years"?) is
surely a measure of time.

--
Will

Bob Martin

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Sep 30, 2015, 3:51:12 AM9/30/15
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I first heard it in the RAF in the late 50s and was told it was yonx
"yonx meaning infinity : y upon x where x = 0"
(Yes, I know that division by 0 is undefined)

David Kleinecke

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Sep 30, 2015, 1:12:09 PM9/30/15
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How many donkey-years will this task require?

Will Parsons

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Sep 30, 2015, 1:58:21 PM9/30/15
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Have you actually heard anyone say that?

--
Will

Jerry Friedman

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Sep 30, 2015, 2:25:34 PM9/30/15
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I believe you, but I don't believe that explanation. (And I couldn't
find any examples with "yonx" before 1968 at Google Books. Worth a
try.)

--
Jerry Friedman

David Kleinecke

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Sep 30, 2015, 2:40:45 PM9/30/15
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I have heard:
How many man-hours will this task require?
How many man-days ...
. . .
How many man-years ...
And I was speculating that someone bored enough with the job might
compare the workers to donkeys.

Will Parsons

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Sep 30, 2015, 3:02:24 PM9/30/15
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On Wednesday, 30 Sep 2015 2:40 PM -0400, David Kleinecke wrote:
> On Wednesday, September 30, 2015 at 10:58:21 AM UTC-7, Will Parsons wrote:
>> On Wednesday, 30 Sep 2015 1:12 PM -0400, David Kleinecke wrote:
>> > On Tuesday, September 29, 2015 at 5:25:22 PM UTC-7, Will Parsons wrote:
>> >> On Tuesday, 29 Sep 2015 7:42 PM -0400, David Kleinecke wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > Donkey-years is perhaps a measure of work like man-hour. A military
>> >> > man in a dull posting might use it to describe his career.
>> >>
>> >> What? Since when? "Donkey's-years" (or is it "donkeys'-years"?) is
>> >> surely a measure of time.
>> >
>> > How many donkey-years will this task require?
>>
>> Have you actually heard anyone say that?
>
> I have heard:
> How many man-hours will this task require?
> How many man-days ...
> . . .
> How many man-years ...

All standard in certain areas.

> And I was speculating that someone bored enough with the job might
> compare the workers to donkeys.

So, purely hypothetical.

--
Will

Robert Bannister

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Sep 30, 2015, 10:52:09 PM9/30/15
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Most donkeys only have two years.

Disappointingly, it has been ages since I met anyone who pronounced
"ears" as "years" or "yers", but there are plenty around somewhere or other.
--
Robert Bannister
Perth, Western Australia

Janet

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Oct 1, 2015, 8:52:51 AM10/1/15
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In article <d73lel...@mid.individual.net>, rob...@clubtelco.com
says...
Lots in Wales.

Janet

Peter Moylan

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On 2015-Sep-29 19:48, RH Draney wrote:
> On 9/29/2015 1:41 AM, stevefranc...@gmail.com wrote:
>> On Sunday, 4 June 2000 08:00:00 UTC+1, mark_et...@my-deja.com wrote:
>>> Hi there
>>>
>>> In a recent e-mail an American friend queried my use of the word
>>> "yonks" (as in "haven't seen you for yonks") and demanded an
>>> explanation, which I was unable to give her. It is an expression I have
>>> heard and used myself many times, without knowing the origin.
>>>
>> In the 1960s my friend and i used to create new words. One was
>> "Yonths" meaning years and months. It has changed i think into "Yonks"
>
> Fifteen years between post and response, gmail.com address (responding
> to a "my-deja.com" address!)...all is right with the universe....
>
> The explanation has, I'm sure, been made in the intervening years....r

Didn't we discuss this about a yonk ago?

--
Peter Moylan http://www.pmoylan.org
Newcastle, NSW, Australia

Peter Moylan

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On 2015-Sep-29 19:48, RH Draney wrote:
>
> Fifteen years between post and response, gmail.com address (responding
> to a "my-deja.com" address!)...all is right with the universe....

And posting through Google Groups, of course, but I guess you took that
as read.

There is one other consistent part of the pattern: such posters are
invariably drive-by posters. They inject their words of wisdom into the
newsgroup, and then disappear, not waiting for the counterexamples. Most
likely it's because they found the thread by googling, but didn't record
how to find it again.

Peter T. Daniels

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On Tuesday, October 13, 2015 at 2:03:46 AM UTC-4, Peter Moylan wrote:
> On 2015-Sep-29 19:48, RH Draney wrote:

> > Fifteen years between post and response, gmail.com address (responding
> > to a "my-deja.com" address!)...all is right with the universe....
>
> And posting through Google Groups, of course, but I guess you took that
> as read.
>
> There is one other consistent part of the pattern: such posters are
> invariably drive-by posters. They inject their words of wisdom into the
> newsgroup, and then disappear, not waiting for the counterexamples. Most
> likely it's because they found the thread by googling, but didn't record
> how to find it again.

Please do read an entire thread before reviving it. This counts as a meta-revival.
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