And the WINNER is — "Timeshare Disposal"

[bozo de niro]

if there was ever a pejorative, unflattering reference to mock another product, service, or industry, it would have to be — "Timeshare Disposal" — aka professional services for exiting vacation timeshare Contracts.

and any other suggestions associated with dis·pos·al ~ the action or process of throwing away or getting rid of something undesirable, usually considered garbage or waste.