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Bob Hammarberg

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Feb 12, 1992, 5:07:15 PM2/12/92
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Please help stamp out the pronunciation 'kilOmeter', with stress in the 2nd
syllable. Or, for the sake of consistency, say millImeters and centImeters,
too! (on second thought, please don't)

But what about thermOmeter, micrOmeter, speedOmeter, etc, you say? These
are tools, instruments, implements, not measures - that's the difference!

Think metric, speak metric!!

Bob H


Charles Geyer

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Feb 12, 1992, 5:32:28 PM2/12/92
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Why?

Some committee decided just a few years ago that the SI way to pronounce
kilometer (to be consistent with kilosecond, kilogram, kilokelvin, etc.)
is with the stress on the first and third syllables.

Why should anyone else pay them any heed?

--
Charles Geyer
School of Statistics
University of Minnesota
cha...@umnstat.stat.umn.edu

John Coughlin

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Feb 12, 1992, 11:00:54 PM2/12/92
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>Why?

>Some committee decided just a few years ago that the SI way to pronounce
>kilometer (to be consistent with kilosecond, kilogram, kilokelvin, etc.)
>is with the stress on the first and third syllables.

>Why should anyone else pay them any heed?

Not just _some_ committee, the ISO. The pronunciation, like the spelling
and use and combination of the symbols, is part of the standard. If one
is to follow the standard, follow _all_ of it.

There is a rule specifically stating that a prefix has exactly one pro-
nunciation, even when combined with a unit to form a compound word.

Bob Shair

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Feb 13, 1992, 8:46:22 AM2/13/92
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wc...@alfred.carleton.ca (John Coughlin) writes:

>>Some committee decided just a few years ago that the SI way to pronounce
>>kilometer (to be consistent with kilosecond, kilogram, kilokelvin, etc.)
>>is with the stress on the first and third syllables.
>
>>Why should anyone else pay them any heed?
>
>Not just _some_ committee, the ISO. The pronunciation, like the spelling
>and use and combination of the symbols, is part of the standard. If one
>is to follow the standard, follow _all_ of it.
>
>There is a rule specifically stating that a prefix has exactly one pro-
>nunciation, even when combined with a unit to form a compound word.

May I point out that there are also rules of English pronunciation,
unclear as they may seem to many, and that the ISO doesn't regulate
them. If we wish the metric system to become an actual, used part
of American culture, as I do, trying to impose unnatural pronunciations
is NOT a good way to make it happen.

I suggest that kilometers be pronounced "klicks".
--

Bob Shair sh...@chgvmic1.vnet.ibm.com
Scientific Computing Specialist SHAIR@UIUCVMD (bitnet)
IBM Champaign

Bob Hammarberg

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Feb 13, 1992, 10:29:29 AM2/13/92
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>May I point out that there are also rules of English pronunciation,
>unclear as they may seem to many, and that the ISO doesn't regulate
>them. If we wish the metric system to become an actual, used part
>of American culture, as I do, trying to impose unnatural pronunciations
>is NOT a good way to make it happen.

>I suggest that kilometers be pronounced "klicks".
>--

What's so *unnatural* about kIlometers? It sounds perfectly natural to me!

You're right, tho, about committees imposing prounciations and spellings.
But isn't the whole purpose of this group to argue about such impositions.
When you really get down to the facts of the matter, language does not exist
outside the human brain, and thus questions of right and wrong cannot be
adjudicated except with reference to that brain. (Now there's something we
could really start a discussion about!)

David F. Skoll

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Feb 13, 1992, 12:49:21 PM2/13/92
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In <1992Feb13....@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> sh...@barolo.cso.uiuc.edu
(Bob Shair) writes:
[...]

>I suggest that kilometers be pronounced "klicks".

I believe that the ISO standard specifies that "kilometre" be spelled
kilometRE rather than kilometER. I think the same goes for litre.

But that's a horse of a different color... er, colour. :-)

--
David F. Skoll

JOSEPH T CHEW

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Feb 13, 1992, 2:16:28 PM2/13/92
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>Not just _some_ committee, the ISO. The pronunciation, like the spelling
>and use and combination of the symbols, is part of the standard.

There was a great Gary Larson cartoon of a fishing rod being dragged
behind a submarine.

--Joe
"Just another personal opinion from the People's Republic of Berkeley"

Charles Geyer

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Feb 13, 1992, 7:25:35 PM2/13/92
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Yes, I know the rule and even stated it.

My question still stands, though. Who elected the ISO to tell us how to
speak English?

Perhaps you mean the ISO were elected to help us with our technobabble?

There are still areas of physics where SI units are not universal. Give
the rest of us a break.

Peter Moylan

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Feb 14, 1992, 12:19:15 AM2/14/92
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In article <hbe...@polisci.pol.umn.edu>, hb...@polisci.pol.umn.edu

(Bob Hammarberg) writes:
> Please help stamp out the pronunciation 'kilOmeter', with stress in the 2nd
> syllable. Or, for the sake of consistency, say millImeters and centImeters,
> too! (on second thought, please don't)

No, there are two separate words here.

A kilometre (stress on first syllable) is a thousand metres.
A kilometer (stress on second syllable) is a device for measuring kills.

--
Peter Moylan ee...@wombat.newcastle.edu.au
All opinions expressed here are my own. Any similarity between my
opinions and those of another person is a sign that the other person
is exceptionally perceptive.

Bob Hammarberg

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Feb 14, 1992, 9:53:59 AM2/14/92
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>No, there are two separate words here.

> A kilometre (stress on first syllable) is a thousand metres.
> A kilometer (stress on second syllable) is a device for measuring kills.

That's it! Then a mIcrometer is a meter that's lacking a few cEntimeters (a
yard?), a bArometer is under pressure, and a thErmometer is a hot platinum
rod in Paris....

James Hall

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Feb 15, 1992, 3:05:51 PM2/15/92
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>From: sh...@barolo.cso.uiuc.edu (Bob Shair)

>them. If we wish the metric system to become an actual, used part
>of American culture, as I do, trying to impose unnatural pronunciations
>is NOT a good way to make it happen.
>
>I suggest that kilometers be pronounced "klicks".
>--

Where did the word "klick" come from anyway, and what does it mean?
It sounds like a _very_ unnatural pronunciation and word to me.

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Jon Saxton

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Feb 15, 1992, 11:09:53 PM2/15/92
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If Americans want to pronounce kilometres as k'LOM't' instead of kill-a-meter
then so be it just so long as they actually USE kilometres instead of just
mispronouncing them.

Of course I expect them to pronounce cm as cenTIMeter and kg as k'LOGr'm
and ml as m'LIL't' too, just to be consistent ... :-)
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Bob Hammarberg

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Feb 17, 1992, 9:32:53 AM2/17/92
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In article <920215200...@cie.uoregon.edu> rjh...@CIE.UOREGON.EDU (James Hall) writes:

>Where did the word "klick" come from anyway, and what does it mean?
>It sounds like a _very_ unnatural pronunciation and word to me.

It is, I believe, a US Armed Forces term that got into the mainstream during
the Vietnam war.

Wild guess: you see the kilometers "click" by on the odometer????? The
spelling with a 'k' from 'kilo'.

im not smart

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Jun 12, 2020, 10:26:43 AM6/12/20
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yall are both wrong. instead of using kilometers, you should be using the superior form of measurement, tables. also, keelometers just sounds dumb. pronounce it like this (ki-lo-me-ter)

Athel Cornish-Bowden

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Jun 12, 2020, 10:29:00 AM6/12/20
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Well, at least his posting name appears to be honest.


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athel

Peter T. Daniels

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Jun 12, 2020, 11:22:23 AM6/12/20
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Is this the oldest lazarization every? Peter Moylan contributed on
February 14, 1992.

He noted something that didn't come up the other day:

"No, there are two separate words here.
"A kilometre (stress on first syllable) is a thousand metres.
"A kilometer (stress on second syllable) is a device for measuring kills."

(The spelling difference doesn't signal the stress difference.)

Chrysi Cat

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Jun 20, 2020, 3:29:35 AM6/20/20
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It's also about the opposite of the way I would stress "Kill-o-meter".
The "o", to me, would be about as _un_stressed as English syllables can
come.

But then I would either prounounce the "kil" as "keel" or the "o" as
"ah" in the SI derived unit anyway (but never both at once).

--
Chrysi Cat
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Transgoddess, quick to anger.
Call me Chrysi or call me Kat, I'll respond to either!

Peter Moylan

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Jun 20, 2020, 8:58:51 PM6/20/20
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On 21/06/20 01:30, Stefan Ram wrote:
> Chrysi Cat <chry...@gmail.com> writes:

>> It's also about the opposite of the way I would stress
>> "Kill-o-meter". The "o", to me, would be about as _un_stressed as
>> English syllables can come.

The hyphens, I presume, are used to indicated that the word does not
follow the pattern established by thermometer, barometer, hygrometer,
etc. If you removed the hyphens the stress would change.

> If we now restrict ourselves to American English, we can say that it
> is remarkable how the stress pattern of the prefix "kilo-" differs
> between the two words "kilogram" and "kilometer".

You can of course view this as a difference between BrE and AmE, but I
interpret it differently. It's a difference between those who are used
to SI units and those who aren't.

--
Peter Moylan Newcastle, NSW

Mark Brader

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Jun 20, 2020, 10:41:49 PM6/20/20
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Stefan Ram:
>> If we now restrict ourselves to American English, we can say that it
>> is remarkable how the stress pattern of the prefix "kilo-" differs
>> between the two words "kilogram" and "kilometer".

Peter Moylan:
> You can of course view this as a difference between BrE and AmE, but I
> interpret it differently. It's a difference between those who are used
> to SI units and those who aren't.

Or it's a different between those who think that accenting "kilometer"
like "thermometer" is an *improvement*, and those who don't.
--
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Toronto I admire that in a person."
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Peter Moylan

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Jun 21, 2020, 8:44:46 AM6/21/20
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On 21/06/20 12:41, Mark Brader wrote:
> Stefan Ram:
>>> If we now restrict ourselves to American English, we can say that
>>> it is remarkable how the stress pattern of the prefix "kilo-"
>>> differs between the two words "kilogram" and "kilometer".
>
> Peter Moylan:
>> You can of course view this as a difference between BrE and AmE,
>> but I interpret it differently. It's a difference between those who
>> are used to SI units and those who aren't.
>
> Or it's a different between those who think that accenting
> "kilometer" like "thermometer" is an *improvement*, and those who
> don't.

Or those who think that "perimeter" is such a good word that
"millimeter" should rhyme with it.

Peter T. Daniels

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Jun 21, 2020, 8:52:15 AM6/21/20
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Given the Australian penchant for truncating words (and adding -o, though
that happens not to be needed here), how do you know what you're talking
about when you're using "kilo"?

Peter T. Daniels

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Jun 21, 2020, 8:54:16 AM6/21/20
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Why doesn't variation in stressing the prefix "peri-" bother you
the way the "kilo-" variation does?

Peter Moylan

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Jun 21, 2020, 8:56:44 AM6/21/20
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That's an abbreviation we rarely use, because of the ambiguity. Based on
usage in other countries, though, we would normally assume "kilogram".
(Which doesn't have second-syllable stress.)

Mark Brader

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Jun 21, 2020, 2:57:41 PM6/21/20
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Mark Brader:
> > Or it's a differen[ce] between those who think that accenting
> > "kilometer" like "thermometer" is an *improvement*, and those who
> > don't.

Peter Moylan:
> Or those who think that "perimeter" is such a good word that
> "millimeter" should rhyme with it.

Whoosh.

The reason it's an improvement is that this sort of thing *isn't*
done with other metric units.
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Snidely

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Jun 21, 2020, 4:17:47 PM6/21/20
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Peter Moylan explained on 6/21/2020 :
I should try that some time.

I remember watching the moon landings, and once the LRV was introduced,
the instantaneous speed of the rover was described in "klicks" rather
than saying either "ki lom eters per hour" or "key low meters per
hour" or even "k'low meters per hour".

(Despite the thread title, Usanians rarely use kee with lom)

/dps

--
Killing a mouse was hardly a Nobel Prize-worthy exercise, and Lawrence
went apopleptic when he learned a lousy rodent had peed away all his
precious heavy water.
_The Disappearing Spoon_, Sam Kean

Percival P. Cassidy

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Jun 22, 2020, 10:41:40 AM6/22/20
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On 6/21/20 4:17 PM, Snidely wrote:

> (Despite the thread title, Usanians rarely use kee with lom)

What about kee lom pi?

Perce

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