Peter Moylan:
> It's not just the begats. Large chunks of Genesis look as if they have
> been written by the Department of Redundancy Department.
>
> I mean this sort of thing:
>
> "Bill said to himself that he would go to the house and knock on the
> door and ask if they could give him some food. And if they said they
> would, he would eat it, and thank them for it. So we went to the house,
> and knocked on the door, and asked if they could give him some food. And
> the people in the house gave him some food, and he ate it, and then he
> thanked them for it. And the people in the house said, lo, here is a
> traveller who knocked on our door, and asked if we could give him some
> food. And we gave him some ..."
# King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
#
# Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9 through 21.
#
# Cleric [reading]: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on
# high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with
# it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
# And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs
# and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast
# cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
#
# Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
#
# Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out
# the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
# Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of
# the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither
# count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
# Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third
# number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade
# of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight,
# shall snuff it.
#
# Brother Maynard: Amen.
#
# All: Amen.
#
# King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
#
# Galahad: Three, sir.
#
# King Arthur: Three.
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