Timmy's fact file
timbo:-)
2 He maintains that he is a mungrel, and not a mongrel.
3 He can lick his own bottom, and will do so as soon as company pops round.
4 He enjoys line dancing, and reguarly zips up to Fleetwood for a quick side
step and a clap.
5 His favourite all time singer is Connie Francis
6 He has his eye on Kiki. Kiki is a Jack Russel and is known throughout the
island as Kiki the Fannylicker.
7 He was once escourted out of Hayling Island Aldi after licking the side of
the face of the check out girl, whom he mistook for Connie Francis
8 In an attempt to ward off unwelcome persons, he once surrounded his house
with dog turds, head to toe. It took him a week to complete the circle, and
he enlisted the help of Kiki to finish off the chain with a couple of
decorational turdettes.
9 He collects unusual shaped dog turds and he has had them preserved and
now displays them in a revolving gateau cabinet in his kitchenette cum
dining room.
10 His favourite dog turd is the one that he calls 'The Leaning Tower of
Piza' 'made of pure recylced pedigree chum' he enthuses
11 He once took part in a live Tomorrow's World Science Lab experiment to
see which dog food produced the stickiest turds. The on-pavement test
revealed that Winalot were by far the stickiest, with the treading in a dog
turd resulting in an average of 8 clearly defined footsteps before petering
out.
挨Hedwigぐ
"timbo:-)" <shaw...@wanadoo.nl> wrote in message
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Timmy_the_dog
This is true, i have to survive mainly on coconuts and dried seaweed
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> 2 He maintains that he is a mungrel, and not a mongrel.
It's mungrel i tell ya
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> 3 He can lick his own bottom, and will do so as soon as company
pops round.
u trying to tell me people dont want to see this? i thought it was a
party trick
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> 4 He enjoys line dancing, and reguarly zips up to Fleetwood for a
quick side
> step and a clap.
lol true again, i even did that in the pub with no mat to dance on
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> 5 His favourite all time singer is Connie Francis
i have her entire works, and signed undies
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> 6 He has his eye on Kiki. Kiki is a Jack Russel and is known
throughout the
> island as Kiki the Fannylicker.
lol again true....have u been spying on me?
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> 7 He was once escourted out of Hayling Island Aldi after licking the
side of
> the face of the check out girl, whom he mistook for Connie Francis
She liked it really, charges were not pressed
>
>
> 8 In an attempt to ward off unwelcome persons, he once surrounded
his house
> with dog turds, head to toe. It took him a week to complete the
circle, and
> he enlisted the help of Kiki to finish off the chain with a couple
of
> decorational turdettes.
lol
>
> 9 He collects unusual shaped dog turds and he has had them
preserved and
> now displays them in a revolving gateau cabinet in his kitchenette
cum
> dining room.
lol yes and if u ever visit i have a pant collection too
>
> 10 His favourite dog turd is the one that he calls 'The Leaning
Tower of
> Piza' 'made of pure recylced pedigree chum' he enthuses
tis my pride and joy
>
> 11 He once took part in a live Tomorrow's World Science Lab
experiment to
> see which dog food produced the stickiest turds. The on-pavement
test
> revealed that Winalot were by far the stickiest, with the treading
in a dog
> turd resulting in an average of 8 clearly defined footsteps before
petering
> out.
lol and Peter Snow was well impressed, he even gave the results of it
on his swingometer
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Tim Tim.
It's official... Timmy is pants
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Boesemani <'(((><
LMAO!
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