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Jun 17, 2011, 7:07:47 PM6/17/11
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On 6/15/2011 7:01 PM, Mr Pounder wrote:
> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4df6af44$0$12950$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>> On 6/11/2011 1:31 PM, Mr Pounder wrote:
>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:4df34c8b$0$2611$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>> On 6/6/2011 3:03 AM, Usenet Stats Monkey wrote:
>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>
>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>
>>>>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 06 Jun 2011 07:03:50 GMT
>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 May 2011 07:07:09 GMT
>>>>> Stats End.................: Sun, 05 Jun 2011 13:50:32 GMT
>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 117
>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 232281
>>>>> Total Volume..............: 226
>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 16.7
>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 33183.0
>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 32 kB
>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 4
>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 0.00%
>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 24.35%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 25 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>> ==============================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 93 13.3 79.5%
>>>>> 2. Tb................................................: 13 1.9 11.1%
>>>>> 3. Nemo..............................................: 10 1.4 8.5%
>>>>> 4. Shirley Nott......................................: 1 0.1 0.9%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 25 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent
>>>>> Share
>>>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 186 26.6 82.2%
>>>>> 2. Tb................................................: 20 2.9 8.9%
>>>>> 3. Nemo..............................................: 18 2.6 8.0%
>>>>> 4. Shirley Nott......................................: 1 0.3 0.8%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 25 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>> =============================================================
>>>>> 1. 160 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 6.8%
>>>>> 2. June 22 Puns......................................: 4 0.6 3.4%
>>>>> 3. 235 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 4. 25 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 5. 27/6 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 6. 5/30 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 7. 8 To The Third Puns...............................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 8. 9/30 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 9. 10 July Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 10. 110 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 11. 14 June Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 12. 18 July Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 13. 19 October Puns...................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 14. 24/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 15. 24 June Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 16. 28/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 17. 28/8 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 18. 2 To The Second, 3 To The Third Puns..............: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 19. 6/22 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 20. 8/7 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 21. Headline!!........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 22. June 16 Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 23. June 2 Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 24. 100 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.9%
>>>>> 25. 12 June Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.9%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 25 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent
>>>>> Share
>>>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>> 1. 160 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 5.3%
>>>>> 2. 8 To The Third Puns...............................: 8 1.2 3.8%
>>>>> 3. June 22 Puns......................................: 8 1.2 3.6%
>>>>> 4. 8/7 Puns..........................................: 6 0.9 2.8%
>>>>> 5. 5/30 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 2.8%
>>>>> 6. 27/6 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 2.8%
>>>>> 7. 9/30 Puns.........................................: 5 0.7 2.2%
>>>>> 8. 28/8 Puns.........................................: 4 0.7 2.1%
>>>>> 9. 18 July Puns......................................: 4 0.7 2.0%
>>>>> 10. Headline!!........................................: 4 0.6 2.0%
>>>>> 11. 28/7 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 1.9%
>>>>> 12. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 1.8%
>>>>> 13. 235 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 1.8%
>>>>> 14. 2 To The Second, 3 To The Third Puns..............: 3 0.6 1.8%
>>>>> 15. 14 June Puns......................................: 3 0.5 1.6%
>>>>> 16. 10 July Puns......................................: 3 0.5 1.6%
>>>>> 17. 24/6 Puns.........................................: 3 0.5 1.5%
>>>>> 18. 19 October Puns...................................: 3 0.5 1.5%
>>>>> 19. 24 June Puns......................................: 3 0.5 1.5%
>>>>> 20. June 16 Puns......................................: 3 0.5 1.5%
>>>>> 21. 2 Cubed, 3 Cubed Puns.............................: 3 0.5 1.4%
>>>>> 22. 19/5 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 1.4%
>>>>> 23. 20 February Puns..................................: 3 0.4 1.3%
>>>>> 24. Shrove Tuesday Puns...............................: 3 0.4 1.3%
>>>>> 25. 28/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.4 1.3%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>> 1. Tb........................................................: 57.6%
>>>>> 2. Nemo......................................................: 30.3%
>>>>> 3. Tim Bruening..............................................: 22.7%
>>>>>
>>>>> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>>>> ==================================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening..............................................: 22.7%
>>>>> 2. Nemo......................................................: 30.3%
>>>>> 3. Tb........................................................: 57.6%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>>>> ==========================================
>>>>> 1. alt.test.fest................................................: 107
>>>>> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 106
>>>>> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 79
>>>>> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 76
>>>>> 5. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 22
>>>>> 6. alt.test.test.a..............................................: 20
>>>>> 7. alt.test.test.test...........................................: 11
>>>>> 8. rec.humor....................................................: 9
>>>>> 9. alt.fan.piers................................................: 4
>>>>> 10. alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk..........................: 3
>>>>>
>>>>> ============================
>>>>> End of stats for demon.local
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Abysmal.
>>>> --
>>>> a "http://yourfreepics.org/Troll-Food.html" h
>>>
>>> That's what happens when people are unpleasant to me.
>>
>> Puh-lease.
>> --
>> a "http://internetkhole.blogspot.com/"
>
> Trailer park people.
> Here they are called council estate scum.
> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4df6af44$0$12950$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>> On 6/11/2011 1:31 PM, Mr Pounder wrote:
>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:4df34c8b$0$2611$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>> On 6/6/2011 3:03 AM, Usenet Stats Monkey wrote:
>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>>
>>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>>
>>>>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 06 Jun 2011 07:03:50 GMT
>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 May 2011 07:07:09 GMT
>>>>> Stats End.................: Sun, 05 Jun 2011 13:50:32 GMT
>>>>> Days......................: 7
>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 117
>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 232281
>>>>> Total Volume..............: 226
>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 16.7
>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 33183.0
>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 32 kB
>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 4
>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 0.00%
>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 24.35%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 25 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>> ==============================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 93 13.3 79.5%
>>>>> 2. Tb................................................: 13 1.9 11.1%
>>>>> 3. Nemo..............................................: 10 1.4 8.5%
>>>>> 4. Shirley Nott......................................: 1 0.1 0.9%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 25 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent
>>>>> Share
>>>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 186 26.6 82.2%
>>>>> 2. Tb................................................: 20 2.9 8.9%
>>>>> 3. Nemo..............................................: 18 2.6 8.0%
>>>>> 4. Shirley Nott......................................: 1 0.3 0.8%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 25 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>> =============================================================
>>>>> 1. 160 Days..........................................: 8 1.1 6.8%
>>>>> 2. June 22 Puns......................................: 4 0.6 3.4%
>>>>> 3. 235 Days..........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 4. 25 Days...........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 5. 27/6 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 6. 5/30 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 7. 8 To The Third Puns...............................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 8. 9/30 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 2.6%
>>>>> 9. 10 July Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 10. 110 Days..........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 11. 14 June Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 12. 18 July Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 13. 19 October Puns...................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 14. 24/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 15. 24 June Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 16. 28/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 17. 28/8 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 18. 2 To The Second, 3 To The Third Puns..............: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 19. 6/22 Puns.........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 20. 8/7 Puns..........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 21. Headline!!........................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 22. June 16 Puns......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 23. June 2 Puns.......................................: 2 0.3 1.7%
>>>>> 24. 100 Days..........................................: 1 0.1 0.9%
>>>>> 25. 12 June Puns......................................: 1 0.1 0.9%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 25 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent
>>>>> Share
>>>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>> 1. 160 Days..........................................: 11 1.7 5.3%
>>>>> 2. 8 To The Third Puns...............................: 8 1.2 3.8%
>>>>> 3. June 22 Puns......................................: 8 1.2 3.6%
>>>>> 4. 8/7 Puns..........................................: 6 0.9 2.8%
>>>>> 5. 5/30 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 2.8%
>>>>> 6. 27/6 Puns.........................................: 6 0.9 2.8%
>>>>> 7. 9/30 Puns.........................................: 5 0.7 2.2%
>>>>> 8. 28/8 Puns.........................................: 4 0.7 2.1%
>>>>> 9. 18 July Puns......................................: 4 0.7 2.0%
>>>>> 10. Headline!!........................................: 4 0.6 2.0%
>>>>> 11. 28/7 Puns.........................................: 4 0.6 1.9%
>>>>> 12. 25 Days...........................................: 4 0.6 1.8%
>>>>> 13. 235 Days..........................................: 4 0.6 1.8%
>>>>> 14. 2 To The Second, 3 To The Third Puns..............: 3 0.6 1.8%
>>>>> 15. 14 June Puns......................................: 3 0.5 1.6%
>>>>> 16. 10 July Puns......................................: 3 0.5 1.6%
>>>>> 17. 24/6 Puns.........................................: 3 0.5 1.5%
>>>>> 18. 19 October Puns...................................: 3 0.5 1.5%
>>>>> 19. 24 June Puns......................................: 3 0.5 1.5%
>>>>> 20. June 16 Puns......................................: 3 0.5 1.5%
>>>>> 21. 2 Cubed, 3 Cubed Puns.............................: 3 0.5 1.4%
>>>>> 22. 19/5 Puns.........................................: 3 0.4 1.4%
>>>>> 23. 20 February Puns..................................: 3 0.4 1.3%
>>>>> 24. Shrove Tuesday Puns...............................: 3 0.4 1.3%
>>>>> 25. 28/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.4 1.3%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>> 1. Tb........................................................: 57.6%
>>>>> 2. Nemo......................................................: 30.3%
>>>>> 3. Tim Bruening..............................................: 22.7%
>>>>>
>>>>> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>>>>> ==================================================================
>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening..............................................: 22.7%
>>>>> 2. Nemo......................................................: 30.3%
>>>>> 3. Tb........................................................: 57.6%
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>>>> ==========================================
>>>>> 1. alt.test.fest................................................: 107
>>>>> 2. mn.humor.....................................................: 106
>>>>> 3. alt.humor....................................................: 79
>>>>> 4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 76
>>>>> 5. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 22
>>>>> 6. alt.test.test.a..............................................: 20
>>>>> 7. alt.test.test.test...........................................: 11
>>>>> 8. rec.humor....................................................: 9
>>>>> 9. alt.fan.piers................................................: 4
>>>>> 10. alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk..........................: 3
>>>>>
>>>>> ============================
>>>>> End of stats for demon.local
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Abysmal.
>>>> --
>>>> a "http://yourfreepics.org/Troll-Food.html" h
>>>
>>> That's what happens when people are unpleasant to me.
>>
>> Puh-lease.
>> --
>> a "http://internetkhole.blogspot.com/"
>
> Trailer park people.
> Here they are called council estate scum.
The individuals in the polaroid photos above are just your average American in
the 1970's and '80s.
Council Estate Scum on the Merkin side of the Pond are those that gross well
in excess of 300K GBP per annum, are not that fond of photography, and have
little--or no (real)--hair.
--
a "http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/05/ff_angelsshare/all/1" h
Aratzio
Jun 17, 2011, 7:55:03 PM6/17/11
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2011 19:07:47 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
<splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
<splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
I have all my hair, bitch. These days I have a little extra.
ah
Jun 17, 2011, 11:18:04 PM6/17/11
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JPOEGS!!1!
--
a "http://internetkhole.blogspot.com/" h
Mr Pounder
Jun 25, 2011, 3:13:29 PM6/25/11
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Was not the average American getting his stupid head shot off in Viet Nam in
the 1970's?
Do you remember the absolute defeat? The one where the world laughed at the
mighty USA?
ah
Jul 5, 2011, 7:27:18 PM7/5/11
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The 'war' ended in 1973 (or '75, depending upon how you choose to view things).
Average is a seven letter word that starts with an 'A'.
> Do you remember the absolute defeat? The one where the world laughed at the
> mighty USA?
I don't even remember what happened three days ago.
Your point?
Mr Pounder
Jul 8, 2011, 2:43:02 PM7/8/11
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Fuck off ah.
You used to be okay. What happened?
ah
Jul 8, 2011, 6:10:00 PM7/8/11
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Q.E.D.
> You used to be okay. What happened?
Frankly, you became intolerable.
--
a ".taepeR .esniR .hsaW" h
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