Quite funny ...

Jess

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Jan 13, 2002, 2:32:15 PM1/13/02

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http://www.btinternet.com/~rlw/swearingkeyboard.html

http://www.rathergood.com/alf/

http://www.rathergood.com/chicken.swf

--
ALAN: No, no. [Sighs] All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people,
don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit
of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know,
basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a
pint of ... mineral water.
TONY: I don't think wine's an elitist thing anymore, you can get good wine
in Tesco's now. I'd love to make a genuinely popular wine programme.
ALAN: Can I just shock you? I like wine. Despite what I just said earlier.
At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house.

Rikki Prince

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Jan 13, 2002, 4:33:02 PM1/13/02

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"Jess" <Jessic...@hotmail.comical> wrote in message
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> http://www.btinternet.com/~rlw/swearingkeyboard.html
>
> http://www.rathergood.com/alf/
>
> http://www.rathergood.com/chicken.swf

The second two were fantastic :-)

Rikki

Danny

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Jan 13, 2002, 4:44:36 PM1/13/02

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I like this more http://www.rathergood.com/thomas// :D

Dan

Chris Share

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Jan 13, 2002, 5:33:03 PM1/13/02

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On Sun, 13 Jan 2002 21:44:36 +0000, Danny
(askmeifyoureallywantit@ok?.moc) said...

http://www.rathergood.com/snake/ is pretty good...

chris

Rikki Prince

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Jan 15, 2002, 1:23:12 PM1/15/02

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"Danny" <askmeifyoureallywantit@ok?.moc> wrote in message
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> I like this more http://www.rathergood.com/thomas// :D

Brilliant! Attitude and voices reminded me of the Harry Enfield's
Brand Spanking New Show sketch about the Mancunian family (Depression
Street or something?)...

Rikki

Danny

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Jan 15, 2002, 2:55:03 PM1/15/02

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"Aye, that I do. That I fucking do"

LoL

Dan

Mark Thakkar

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Jan 15, 2002, 3:45:13 PM1/15/02

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Danny,

> I like this more http://www.rathergood.com/thomas// :D

Appropriately sheddy voice acting, though.

Mark.

Alex Warren

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Jan 15, 2002, 4:17:51 PM1/15/02

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Danny wrote:

> I like this more http://www.rathergood.com/thomas// :D

Fucking shit wank not that fucking funny, any wank cunt can fucking use a few
cocking swear words and using fannying slang, cunt about a bit with wanky
storylines about shitty bodily functions and fucking call it cock-slapping
comedy, it's just shit.

Look:

Bungle: Oooh Geoffrey I just slipped over on my own cum again.
Zippy: A-haha-haha! You're a fucking retarded homosexual cock admirer.
Bungle: Fuck off you cunting yellow dribbling of donkey semen.
George: That's not very nice. Twats.
Geoffrey: Very right George, let's fucking go and do each other up the arse.

Effortless and unfunny.

Alex

Danny

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Jan 15, 2002, 5:38:42 PM1/15/02

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On Tue, 15 Jan 2002 21:17:51 +0000, Alex Warren <al...@peculiar.co.uk>
wrote:

OMG that would be SO funny if you were saying it in 'the' accent! :D

Dan