not fair I want to go now!

[Rosy Watts]

I've just got an e mail from my friend who is now at sheffield. And boy does
it sound fun. I WANT TO GO NOW!! but no....I have to wait another 2 years
(having a year out).
So here is my plan........
To create a uni stylee at home.......so any suggestions to how I can add
that extra authenticity greatfully recieved.
Thanking you kindly
Rosy

[Ian/Cath Ford]

Don't clean - ever;
Fall out with everybody in your house over a 6 month period;
steal traffic cones, signs, pint glasses and one of those yellow
flashing traffic light thingies;
trade in all the furniture for crap stuff;
break the heating in November and don't fix it till March;
cultivate mold in the bathroom - slugs are better still;
hog the bathroom for 1 hour every morning having a bath - make sure
it's the only bathroom in the house and there are 6 other people
wanting to use it;
put cling-film over the windows in an attempt to create
double-glazing;
watch crap bands;
drink cider and black - snakebite if you're a poser;
don't read books - ever;
wash up once a week - even if you don't actually need to;
buy lots of fast food but leave the containers around for at least a
month;
keep three bikes in the hallway but never use any of them.

There's probably more - these are only based on houses I lived in.

Ian
--
Ian & Cath Ford
The view from Beccles

You know what to do: delete the dots but leave the .s to reply to us.

[Mr. Teatime]

> Don't clean - ever;
> Fall out with everybody in your house over a 6 month period;
> steal traffic cones, signs, pint glasses and one of those yellow
> flashing traffic light thingies;
> trade in all the furniture for crap stuff;
> break the heating in November and don't fix it till March;
> cultivate mold in the bathroom - slugs are better still;
> hog the bathroom for 1 hour every morning having a bath - make sure
> it's the only bathroom in the house and there are 6 other people
> wanting to use it;
> put cling-film over the windows in an attempt to create
> double-glazing;
> watch crap bands;
> drink cider and black - snakebite if you're a poser;
> don't read books - ever;
> wash up once a week - even if you don't actually need to;
> buy lots of fast food but leave the containers around for at least a
> month;
> keep three bikes in the hallway but never use any of them

....then go home and get your parents to wash and clean everything. Or so
I've heard happens...

jon

[Craig Fothergill]

keep a diary....?

[Sunil Panchal]

Craig Fothergill wrote in message <8r2qlo$d7f$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>keep a diary....?

And falsify the facts in a quest for sensationalism and advertising revenue?

its been done......

:-)

from sunil panchal