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KP2013FEB19: THE OSCAR PISTORIUS VALENTINE'S DAY SELF-DEFENSE AWARD!

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Feb 19, 2013, 2:04:09 PM2/19/13
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KP2013FEB19: THE OSCAR PISTORIUS VALENTINE'S DAY SELF-DEFENSE AWARD!

Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius made history
on Valentine's Day, by apparently shooting
his girl friend, Reeva Steenkamp, 29, FOUR
TIMES with his 9mm semi-automatic pistol!

Four times was apparently enough
for government work, as she was
completely DOA at the floor!

She was a beloved fashion model who
graced magazines in bikinis, and who
was active in conservation efforts,
famously even KISSING dolphins.

That was apparently quite enough
to make her an obvious security risk!

Reportedly, she was planning something
*SPECIAL* for Oscar on Valentine's Day.

BOY, WAS HE SURPRISED!

Unfortunately, he seems to have taken
some kind of exception to her surprise!

We don't know yet if she
was even wearing clothes!

That could easily destabilize
a SPECIAL NEEDS person!

This eerily reminds me of the nine year
old girl who got up in the middle of the
night to go to the toilet, and who was
then SHOT by her Police Officer father,
because he couldn't recognize her in
the dark, right there in HIS OWN HOME!

That's the kind of SERVE AND PROTECT
vigilance we really need in this country,
to protect us from more Sandy Hook
school shootings!

Maybe Nobama can make Oscar an
American Citizen? We NEED that kind
of Eternal Vigilance and Steely Resolve
to protect America from it's enemies!
And he's a double-amputee too!
He DESERVES our love and support!

Maybe Nobama could even make
him an official School Marshall!
He is obviously proficient with fire arms,
and if he will blow his girl friend away,
he won't hesitate to sanction an errant
kinderg�rtner who makes the fatal
mistake of bringing his cap pistol to
school to show his friends!

WOULDN'T YOU WANT HIM
PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN?

HAVE A GOD DAY!


KP





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