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KP2013MAR28: NATURAL CANCER CURE!

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Mar 28, 2013, 3:02:05 PM3/28/13
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KP2013MAR28: NATURAL CANCER CURE!

THIS IS SO SIMPLE
IT *DEFIES* BELIEF!

DRINK YOUR URINE!

OF COURSE, I'VE BEEN TOLD:
"I'D RATHER DIE FIRST!", BY
SOMEONE WHO DID JUST THAT!

THERE *IS* NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE!

OF COURSE, CHINESE MEDICINE HAS
KNOWN ABOUT THIS FOR 4,000 YEARS,
BUT IN THE WEST WE DON'T TALK ABOUT
THAT: IT'S NOT "SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN"!

I KNEW A FORMER IMPERIAL KILLER FOR
THE U.S. ARMY WHO WENT NATIVE AND
MARRIED A THAI GIRL FROM A TINY
BACK COUNTRY VILLAGE.

SHE WAS COMPLETELY UNIMPRESSED
BY MY SHOCKING REVELATION!

SHE CALMLY REVEALED THAT *ALL*
THE OLD PEOPLE IN HER VILLAGE
REGULARLY DRINK THEIR URINE!

THERE IS A VERY SIMPLE REASON!

THOSE WHO DO *NOT* DRINK THEIR URINE,
DON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET OLD!

FIGURE IT OUT!

THE BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD,
I FIRST MET AT HIS SUICIDE!

HE WAS A RICH GUY, WITH TWO TEAMS
OF MEDICAL DOCTORS, WHO HAD BEEN
DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER IN BOTH
LUNGS,, AND HIS BRAIN TOO!

THEY GENEROUSLY GAVE HIM A YEAR TO LIVE,
AND WHEN THE YEAR WAS UP, THEY GAVE
UP ON HIM! HE WAS IN BAD SHAPE! HE
COULD WALK SOMETIMES, BUT OFTEN NOT.
SOMETIMES HE THOUGHT HE COULD, AND
WOULD WAKE UP TWO DAYS LATER, NOT
KNOWING WHERE HE WAS OR HOW HE
GOT THERE!

HE DECIDED TO TO OUT WITH A BANG!

HE CHECKED IN TO A WHORE-HOUSE FOR
A TWO-DAY GOOD-BYE-TO-LIFE PARTY.

WHEN THE PARTY WAS OVER,
IT WAS TIME TO CHECK OUT!

HE CRAWLED NAKED INTO THE CLOSET
WITH A GUN TO END IT ALL, BUT HE ALSO
TOOK HIS PHONE AND SOME PAPERS FROM
THE OFFICE. HE FIGURED HE HAD FIVE
MINUTES TO LIFE, AND WOULD GET SOME
WORK DONE.

HE DIALED WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS
THE FIRST NUMBER ON THE LIST!

MY PHONE RANG! I ANSWERED IT!
THAT'S HOW WE FIRST MET!

WE BECAME GOOD FRIENDS, AND HE
EVENTUALLY SHARED HIS HEALTH PROBLEM
WITH ME. I SENT HIM MY BOOK: TIL DEATH
DO US PART. HE SAID, I GOT IT. I'LL CALL YOU
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. WHEN HE DID, HE
SAID "I'M GOING TO READ IT AGAIN, I'LL CALL
YOU." WHEN HE DID, HE *STUNNED* ME WITH
HIS NEXT QUESTION: "WHAT DO WE DO NOW?"

I HAD BEEN DRINKING URINE FOR 3 OR 4 YEARS AT
THAT TIME, SO I TOOK A WILD STAB IN THE DARK:
"DRINK YOUR URINE!"

I HAD *NO* CERTAINTY AT ALL THAT URINE COULD
POSSIBLY CURE CANCER: I HADN'T REALLY EVEN
THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUESTION! HOWEVER, A
LUCKY GUESS IS MUCH BETTER THAN NONE AT ALL!

WE HAD THINGS TO SORT OUT, BUT EVENTUALLY
WE GOT HIM INTO A HOLISTIC CANCER CLINIC!

IN THREE WEEKS, HE WAS DOING SO MUCH
BETTER, THEY HAD HIM OUT IN THE KITCHEN
DOING CHORES!

THEN HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY "WELL MEANING"
DOCTORS WHO WERE *AGHAST* THAT "THEIR"
PATIENT WAS NOT GETTING "THE BEST MEDICAL
CARE POSSIBLE!"

THE PUT HIM IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL AND
QUICKLY STARTED CHEMO-"THERAPY" ON HIM!

HE QUICKLY LAPSED INTO A COMA, AND
MOSTLY REMAINED THERE FOR MONTHS!

HOWEVER, HE HAD ALREADY LEARNED!

WHEN HE WOULD OCCASIONALLY COME
OUT OF HIS COMA, HE WOULD REACH
UNDER THE BED, GET THE CATHETER BAG,
AND QUICKLY DRINK HIS URINE!

THAT'S HOW HE STAYED ALIVE!

SO HE LEARNED TWO LESSONS:
URINE CAN CURE CANCER, AND
URINE CAN EVEN CURE CHEMO-"THERAPY"!

EVENTUALLY HE GOT OVER THE CANCER!
THAT WAS DECADES AGO, AND HE'S STILL ALIVE!

I HAVE A *LOT* MORE TO SHARE ABOUT THIS,
BUT I WANTED TO GET THIS SHORT NOTE OUT
*NOW* TO ENSURE THIS MESSAGE SURVIVES!

I'VE NEVER HAD CANCER, BUT
I'VE BEEN CRIPPLED BY ARTHRITIS TWICE.
BOTH TIMES I CURED MYSELF WITH A 23
DAY URINE FAST!

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HAVE A GOD DAY!


KP








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