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KP2013FEB20: OSCAR LESSONS
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Feb 20, 2013, 12:45:08 PM2/20/13
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KP2013FEB20: OSCAR LESSONS
I turns out I was quite right yesterday
in comparing Oscar Pistorius to the
cop who shot his daughter in his house
while she was going to the bathroom!
That's exactly what happened to Oscar!
His girl friend, Reeva Steencamp, had
gotten up in the middle of the night to
use the bathroom WITHOUT EXPRESSLY
GRANTED CLEARANCE AND PERMISSION!
She paid the full price for befriending a
homicidal psychotic and manic!
That stupid bitch! It's her own damn fault
she is dead! She did *not* obey protocol!
And don't start ragging on Oscar!
He didn't do anything illegal at all!
He will clearly get off Scott Free!
In fact, I hearby nominate him for the
2013 DARWIN AWARD, for the Survival
of the Fittest! He's a SHOE-IN for it!
HE SURVIVED, DIDN'T HE!
Fuck that stupid bitch!
She obviously had it coming!
The ONLY things I can fault Oscar
for are HUNTING PROTOCOL and
EFFICIENT HOME MAINTENANCE!
Hunters need to positively identify
their target, BEFORE THEY KILL IT!
Hunting regulations don't apply to
HOME DEFENSE, however! They
quite obviously CANNOT apply when
LIVES ARE AT STEAK, RIGHT *NOW!*
He also loses points on efficient home
maintenance! He fired right THROUGH
the bathroom door to kill Reeva!
He COULD have simply OPENED the
bathroom door first, and THEN killed
her! That would have saved major
home repairs. Of course, when you
have the God-given opportunity to KILL
another human being, all quite legally,
THERE IS *NO* TIME TO WASTE!
If you don't seize it *NOW*, you might
*NEVER* get another chance!
CONGRATULATIONS, OSCAR:
YOU *ARE* A WINNER!
People will remember you forever,
not as the "Blade Runner", but as the
*KING* of Aggressive Home Defense!
KP
I turns out I was quite right yesterday
in comparing Oscar Pistorius to the
cop who shot his daughter in his house
while she was going to the bathroom!
That's exactly what happened to Oscar!
His girl friend, Reeva Steencamp, had
gotten up in the middle of the night to
use the bathroom WITHOUT EXPRESSLY
GRANTED CLEARANCE AND PERMISSION!
She paid the full price for befriending a
homicidal psychotic and manic!
That stupid bitch! It's her own damn fault
she is dead! She did *not* obey protocol!
And don't start ragging on Oscar!
He didn't do anything illegal at all!
He will clearly get off Scott Free!
In fact, I hearby nominate him for the
2013 DARWIN AWARD, for the Survival
of the Fittest! He's a SHOE-IN for it!
HE SURVIVED, DIDN'T HE!
Fuck that stupid bitch!
She obviously had it coming!
The ONLY things I can fault Oscar
for are HUNTING PROTOCOL and
EFFICIENT HOME MAINTENANCE!
Hunters need to positively identify
their target, BEFORE THEY KILL IT!
Hunting regulations don't apply to
HOME DEFENSE, however! They
quite obviously CANNOT apply when
LIVES ARE AT STEAK, RIGHT *NOW!*
He also loses points on efficient home
maintenance! He fired right THROUGH
the bathroom door to kill Reeva!
He COULD have simply OPENED the
bathroom door first, and THEN killed
her! That would have saved major
home repairs. Of course, when you
have the God-given opportunity to KILL
another human being, all quite legally,
THERE IS *NO* TIME TO WASTE!
If you don't seize it *NOW*, you might
*NEVER* get another chance!
CONGRATULATIONS, OSCAR:
YOU *ARE* A WINNER!
People will remember you forever,
not as the "Blade Runner", but as the
*KING* of Aggressive Home Defense!
KP
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