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KP2013FEB20: MORE OSCAR!

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Feb 20, 2013, 4:34:49 PM2/20/13
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KP2013FEB20: MORE OSCAR!

Oscar has been such a HOT TOPIC lately,
i just CAN'T stop thinking about him!

As well as granting him American Citizenship,
Nobama should definitely award him a Commission
in the United States Marine Corps! SEMPER FI!

America needs men like him, who have NO BACK
OFF when called upon to kill women and children!
How else can we get our Collateral Damage stats up?

I heard a vicious rumor that that's the big problem
Nobama has in recruiting his assassination squads to
protect "the land of the free and the home of the brave."

Maybe we should import some outside talent!

I heard that South Africa is now the MURDER CAPITAL
OF THE ENTIRE WORLD! if that's true, maybe they can
teach our local gang-bangers from New York, Chicago,
Detroit, Los Angeles, plus the Mexican Drug Cartels, a
thing or two about unregulated open competition!

UNLIMITED COMPETITION IS THE AMERICAN WAY!
It works in baseball, football, hockey, golf, soccer,
and every other professional sport! Purportedly
"American" teams come from all over the world!

Why should our killers be restricted to home grown?
Oscar is obviously a world-class killer! He is dedicated,
motivated, relentless, NOT TOO BRIGHT, and does
*NOT* let the threat of collateral damage deter him
at all! We clearly could not do any better than him!

Why not give a pathetic cripple a chance?
He's a much better Killer than Blade Runner!
He even has an instinctive flair for the dramatic:
Valentine's Day was a Stroke of Pure Genius!

I predict a STUNNING CAREER for him as a BAD EXAMPLE!



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