Squidgies
John A. Coffin
On 6 Nov 1996, LISA LOISELLE wrote:
> ....god, I love big words! Anyone care to take a whack at two of my best
> big-word stumpers? Here we go....
> Define
> Polyptoton
> Stychomythia(hint: Mulder and Scully engaged in this in Syzygy)
You should ask Nick, he's our local peasant.
JC
LISA LOISELLE
OK... for once in my life I'm going to admit I don't know
something and I'm going to ask: what the hell is a squidge? Having
thought about in the context of how I've heard it used, I have come up
with some very graphic(yet definitely pleasing) ideas. Please enlighten
me.
If it is what I think it is, there has been a new and scatalogical
onomatapoeia created! Congratulations!
Lisa
....god, I love big words! Anyone care to take a whack at two of my best
big-word stumpers? Here we go....
Define
Polyptoton
Stychomythia(hint: Mulder and Scully engaged in this in Syzygy)
-acknowledgements go out to Prof. Mike Brian, for sharing with me a
passion for big, obnoxious, 10-dollar words!
m.p.
"Squidge" is what a Mitch Pileggi/Waltnuts Skinner fan does at the very
thought of The Man. gizzie got it from us when she hobnobbed with us for awhile!
At any rate, I *doubt* DD/Mulder could induce anyone to squidge on sight. His
is an sterile sort of sex appeal, isn't it? Mitch's appeal is more primitive...m.p.
Alyssa Fernandez
m.p. wrote:
> At any rate, I *doubt* DD/Mulder could induce anyone to squidge on sight.
Doubt no more, m.p.
Willing to submit myself to scientific testing if it will mean having
scientists wave DD pics in front of me--
Alyssa Fernandez
Coleen Sullivan-Baier
In <328116...@tiac.net> "m.p." <mpo...@tiac.net> writes:
>
>"Squidge" is what a Mitch Pileggi/Waltnuts Skinner fan does at the
>very thought of The Man. gizzie got it from us when she hobnobbed
>with us for awhile!
>appeal is more primitive...m.p.
Actually, I first heard the term "squidge" while visiting
the Duchovniks website, shortly after I came on-line this time last
year. I thought it was a Duchovnik word.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(not currently conected with ANY hormone group, cos I want to keep my
options open, as well as my le..........never mind)
Mis...@aol.com
>
>"Squidge" is what a Mitch Pileggi/Waltnuts Skinner fan does at the very
>thought of The Man. gizzie got it from us when she hobnobbed with us for
>awhile!
>At any rate, I *doubt* DD/Mulder could induce anyone to squidge on sight.
>His
>is an sterile sort of sex appeal, isn't it? Mitch's appeal is more
>primitive...m.p.
>
>
Hey, I take issue with that statement! ;^@ <---(tongue in cheek)
I get squidgy at the sight/thought/mention of DD/Mulder. I have evidence,
but I don't feel raunchy enough tonight to go into that further. I know
you're just baiting us "DD Squidgers Anonymous" types, right? So, if you
wanna rumble <g>, well, the Mitchmeister reminds me of my Uncle Gerald (a
65-year-old "lifetime bachelor", if you catch my drift...)
No, really, don't flame me; I'm jus' playin' wit' y'all. Mitch is quite
virile and tasty-looking, for an old bald guy <G>. However, according to
my personal squidge-o-meter (which has been carefully calibrated), Mitch
is minor league compared to DD! Just individual taste, that's all.
-- Mishka
"Fear of chaos cannot justify
unwarranted censorship of free speech." (Al Gore)
*** Save the Fan Websites -- FREE SPEECH IS OUT THERE! ***
M Heikkinen
On 7 Nov 1996, Coleen Sullivan-Baier wrote:
> Actually, I first heard the term "squidge" while visiting
> the Duchovniks website, shortly after I came on-line this time last
> year. I thought it was a Duchovnik word.
>
And right you are, Gizzie! "Squidge" and its varients *is* a Duchovnik
word.
Kim, proud Duchovnik :)
Alisand Swanson
Well, with all these challenges flying around, I think it's time for a
"Squidge-Off." Ladies, choose your team!
Sandy
whatever
Mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
> In article <328116...@tiac.net>, "m.p." <mpo...@tiac.net> writes:
>
> >
> >"Squidge" is what a Mitch Pileggi/Waltnuts Skinner fan does at the very
> >thought of The Man. gizzie got it from us when she hobnobbed with us for
> >awhile!
> >At any rate, I *doubt* DD/Mulder could induce anyone to squidge on sight.
> >His
> >is an sterile sort of sex appeal, isn't it? Mitch's appeal is more
> >primitive...m.p.
> >
> >
>
> Hey, I take issue with that statement! ;^@ <---(tongue in cheek)
>
> I get squidgy at the sight/thought/mention of DD/Mulder. I have evidence,
> but I don't feel raunchy enough tonight to go into that further. I know
> you're just baiting us "DD Squidgers Anonymous" types, right? So, if you
> wanna rumble <g>, well, the Mitchmeister reminds me of my Uncle Gerald (a
> 65-year-old "lifetime bachelor", if you catch my drift...)
>
> No, really, don't flame me; I'm jus' playin' wit' y'all. Mitch is quite
> virile and tasty-looking, for an old bald guy <G>. However, according to
> my personal squidge-o-meter (which has been carefully calibrated), Mitch
> is minor league compared to DD! Just individual taste, that's all.
>
> -- Mishka
>
* Hmmm... DD used to do it for me. However, the more I think about it, if I
wrapped my legs around him once, I'd probably snap him in half. (There's a LOT of
power in these thighs!) I need someone who's more solid, like MP. Besides, he LIKES
redheads, he just DOES. ;) Give me a good solid man with GIRTH... ;)
deb...or whatever.
(Who can't believe she's actually going to send this post.)
Lisa DaFoe
Alisand Swanson wrote:
> Well, with all these challenges flying around, I think it's time for a
> "Squidge-Off." Ladies, choose your team!
Personally, I squidge like crazy just listening to DD's voice much less
looking at him.
Who will captain Team DD?
--
***Lisa***
Cannoness, Ethereal Order of Saint Spooky the Believer
David Duchovny Defense League***Duchovnik
XAngst Anonymous***Mysterious & Suspicious
***The Fanfic is Out There***
hol...@internetland.net
In article <328222...@worldnet.att.net>, Lisa DaFoe
<lda...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> Alisand Swanson wrote:
>
>
> > Well, with all these challenges flying around, I think it's time for a
> > "Squidge-Off." Ladies, choose your team!
>
>
> Personally, I squidge like crazy just listening to DD's voice much less
> looking at him.
>
> Who will captain Team DD?
>
> --
> ***Lisa***
You go ahead and captain, Lisa, 'sokay with me.
Personally, when I read that snip from an interview with DD, and he said
something about whales having six-foot penises, and him being six feet
tall, so just think of him as a whale penis -- I about squidged off my
seat. And I laughed my ass off too!
AMY
Kyonghun Lee
Alisand Swanson wrote:
> Well, with all these challenges flying around, I think it's time for a
> "Squidge-Off." Ladies, choose your team!
>
> Sandy
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mis...@aol.com
>Alisand Swanson wrote:
>> Well, with all these challenges flying around, I think it's time for a
>> "Squidge-Off." Ladies, choose your team!
Then Lisa wrote:
>Who will captain Team DD?
Oooh, oooh, I will! I will! <squidge> Anything to defend DD's honor!
Deb...Gizzie...Kyong...Lisa...Alisand...The legions
of other semi-pro X-Phile squidgers out there...
Now's our big chance to finally have it out!
How about a virtual tug-of-war between the Duchovniks
and the Mitchphiles? Or mud wrestling? Or drool wrestling?
(No, don't say squidge wrestling -- that's just TOO gross)!
I know -- a virtual tug-of-war into a virtual pool of drool! 8^P~~
C'mon, DD gals, we'll murderize (Mulderize?) 'em!
Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
****************************************************************
David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
Mishka ?
? ?
? ?
Lisa DaFoe
mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
> >Alisand Swanson wrote:
>
> >> Well, with all these challenges flying around, I think it's time for a
> >> "Squidge-Off." Ladies, choose your team!
>
> Then Lisa wrote:
> >Who will captain Team DD?
>
> Oooh, oooh, I will! I will! <squidge> Anything to defend DD's honor!
>
> Deb...Gizzie...Kyong...Lisa...Alisand...The legions
> of other semi-pro X-Phile squidgers out there...
> Now's our big chance to finally have it out!
>
> How about a virtual tug-of-war between the Duchovniks
> and the Mitchphiles? Or mud wrestling? Or drool wrestling?
> (No, don't say squidge wrestling -- that's just TOO gross)!
>
> I know -- a virtual tug-of-war into a virtual pool of drool! 8^P~~
> C'mon, DD gals, we'll murderize (Mulderize?) 'em!
>
> Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> ****************************************************************
> David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
dail...@aol.com
Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
****************************************************************
David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
? ?
? ?
CiCi
(rolling up sleeves and spitting in the mud...)
J Thomas
dail...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> ****************************************************************
> David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
Hey...I can squidge with the best of them!!! :) :) :) :)
jenny T.
Pamela T. Pon
AMY <hol...@internetland.net> wrote:
>Lisa DaFoe <lda...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>> Personally, I squidge like crazy just listening to DD's voice much less
>> looking at him.
>
>something about whales having six-foot penises, and him being six feet
>tall, so just think of him as a whale penis -- I about squidged off my
>seat. And I laughed my ass off too!
;-) geeee, it's nice to know that SOMEONE here appreciated my typing out
that little gem! (hello? hello? anyone out there...? whadda I hafta do,
put "***DD = WHALE PENIS***" in the Subject line????)
Ahhh, DD. You don't need to pervert his lines -- he does it all by himself.
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Nick Pedicini
dail...@aol.com wrote in article
<19961108190...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> ****************************************************************
> David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> Mishka CiCi
> ? ?
>
>
> CiCi
> (rolling up sleeves and spitting in the mud...)
>
>
>
didn't you forget:
Pendrell's Peris?
Cancer Man's Cats?
Frohike's Floozies?
and
Krycek's Kuties?
NJP
Rufie710
In article <19961108190...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
dail...@aol.com wrote:
> Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> ****************************************************************
> David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> Mishka CiCi
Rufie(in training) ?
> ? ?
>
>
> CiCi
> (rolling up sleeves and spitting in the mud...)
--
rufie710
"I tried Reality once, I found it too confining"
J Thomas
J Thomas wrote:
>
> dail...@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> > ****************************************************************
> > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> > Mishka CiCi
>
Alyssa Fernandez
dail...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> ****************************************************************
> David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> Mishka CiCi
We're never going to throw in the towel, either! (We NEED that towel,
damn it!)
Coleen Sullivan-Baier
>> Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
>> ****************************************************************
>> David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>> Mishka CiCi
>Rufie(in training)
gizzie gizzie
(an equal oppurtunity squidger)
whatever
> > > ****************************************************************
> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> > > Mishka CiCi
> deb...or/w
* Let's skip the mud and head for the Jell-O! Can I volunteer to
lick it off of Mitch's... uh, hairy chest? ;)
deb...or whatever.
hol...@internetland.net
> > >
> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> > > ****************************************************************
> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> > > Mishka CiCi
AMYCat Jenny T.
Rosemary Ighel
Alisand Swanson <aswa...@acpub.duke.edu> wrote:
>Well, with all these challenges flying around, I think it's time for a
>"Squidge-Off." Ladies, choose your team!
I choose Team Mulder.
mis...@aol.com
In article <01bbcdad$72a6f040$34d2...@netcom.ix.netcom.com>, "Nick
Pedicini" <jny...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>
>didn't you forget:
>
>Pendrell's Peris?
>Cancer Man's Cats?
>Frohike's Floozies?
>and
>Krycek's Kuties?
>
>
Well, Nick, I guess we'll have to have a tug-of-war round robin! Maybe we
should let guys in on this, too. Co-ed teams. They'll have to get donor
squidge, though (or, I guess they have their own kind of squidge, right?).
But they'll fall asleep right after the match.
BTW, Nick, what are "peris"? I first read that another way, with my nasty
little mind...
And, gals/guys, I'm keeping a master list of our team members (these "pass
it along" things never work very well, do they?)
mis...@aol.com
For our upcoming tug-of-war over a pool of drool
(that or a mud wrestling match, we haven't quite
decided yet), defending the guys who make us
squidge the most, so far we have:
>> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
>> > > ****************************************************************
>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
Rufie (in training) Lisa
>> > > Mishka CiCi
>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
gizzie gizzie
Alyssa
deb...or/w
>
>* Let's skip the mud and head for the Jell-O! Can I volunteer to
>lick it off of Mitch's... uh, hairy chest? ;)
> deb...or whatever.
A tasty idea, deb! Maybe the winners should get to dunk their man in a
vat of virtual Jell-O, and then clean him off as a virtual group. But, my
fellow Dolls, I'm getting the first licks on Dave, and I'm NOT going to
start with his chest!
BTW, I always knew Gizzie was at LEAST two people.
Romeo Arenzana
Can I be a squidge judge?
--
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Lisa DaFoe
mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
> For our upcoming tug-of-war over a pool of drool
> (that or a mud wrestling match, we haven't quite
> decided yet), defending the guys who make us
> squidge the most, so far we have:
>
> >> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> >> > > ****************************************************************
> >> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> Rufie (in training)
> >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> gizzie gizzie
> Alyssa
> deb...or/w
Hey, I got put under Mitch by accident!! I should be under DD!! Oh wait
a minute. NO, that's right. I *should* be under DD!!!! And I do mean
*under* him.
Kyonghun Lee
ok folks.
Now we all know what a squidge is.
Now, what is the male counter-part of it called?
Just curious.
Kyong
Debra J. Bedore
stub...@acs.eku.edu
I choose Team Mulder as well.
mis...@aol.com
In article <3285B0...@ix.netcom.com>, Romeo Arenzana
<aren...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>Can I be a squidge judge?
Sure; maybe you can watch to make sure we keep the
contest "clean". You've gotta keep a close eye on that
Giz lady, though. She can get REAL filthy! ;^)
But then, she's competing on both sides, so...
mis...@aol.com
>For our upcoming tug-of-war over a pool of drool
>(that or a mud wrestling match, we haven't quite
>decided yet), defending the guys who make us
>squidge the most, so far we have:
>
>>> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
>>> > > ****************************************************************
Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> Rufie (in training) Lisa
>>> > > Mishka CiCi
>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> gizzie gizzie
> Rosemary Alyssa
> deb...or/w
ecp...@aol.com
i'm on mp's team.
ec
Alisand Swanson
mis...@aol.com wrote:
> For our upcoming tug-of-war over a pool of drool
> (that or a mud wrestling match, we haven't quite
> decided yet), defending the guys who make us
> squidge the most, so far we have:
>
> >> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> >> > > ****************************************************************
> >> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> Rufie (in training) Lisa
> >> > > Mishka CiCi
> >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> gizzie gizzie
> Alyssa
> deb...or/w
Sandy
Smeagol
hol...@internetland.net wrote:
>
> In article <32866D...@smartcad.me.wisc.edu>,
> kyon...@smartcad.me.wisc.edu wrote:
>
> > ok folks.
> > Now we all know what a squidge is.
> > Now, what is the male counter-part of it called?
> > Just curious.
> >
> > Kyong
> >
> >
> place!"
>
> AMYCat
The proper term is spooge.
mis...@aol.com
Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
defending the guys who make us squidge
>> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
>> > > ****************************************************************
Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
Rufie (in training)
>> > > Mishka CiCi
>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
gizzie gizzie
Alyssa
Rosemary
Lisa deb...or/w
Sorry, I messed up on a couple of people, accidentally putting them
"under" (tee, hee!) Mitch when they should have been "under" Dave.
...Hey, wait a minute...that's where I belong!
So looks like David's daring defenders are going to out-squidge Mitch's
monster mamas. Yeah, I'm biased; so sue me! =^)
Ready to do ANYTHING to defend our dear David's honor...
joy
Please put me under Mitch P. in your great Squidge-off.(pun intended).Joy
Grace Lapsley
In article <19961111162...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
mis...@aol.com wrote:
> >> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> >> > > ****************************************************************
> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>
> >> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> Rufie (in training)
> >> > > Mishka CiCi
> >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> gizzie gizzie
> Alyssa
> Rosemary
> Lisa deb...or/w
--
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"We are not always what we seem,
and hardly ever what we dream.
Still I have read, or heard it sung,
that unicorns when time was young,
could tell the difference 'twixt the two--
the false shining and the true,
the lips' laugh and the heart's rue."
-Schmendrick, the magican
_The Last Unicorn_
Brother Blaze
I'm a hetero male, but I gotta get on MP's team. Can I be the mascot?
(Those of us with sexy, visible pates must stick together :)
--
Brother Blaze
(B.G. 2:15)
=========
Hey Jude
Alisand Swanson wrote:
>
> mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
> > For our upcoming tug-of-war over a pool of drool
> > (that or a mud wrestling match, we haven't quite
> > decided yet), defending the guys who make us
> >
> > >> > > ****************************************************************
> > >> > > Mishka CiCi
> > >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> > gizzie gizzie
> > Alyssa
> Sandy
I'm kinda new here but I go --------------------------> over here
with Mitch!
--
Jude Dettmann
ju...@execpc.com
http://www.execpc.com/~juded/jude.html
"I'm a solitary yeti,
Traversing frozen plains,
Upon a constant lookout
For dinosaur remains.
I savor them for supper,
I relish them for lunch,
Their flavor is peculiar,
But I adore the crunch.
- A Solitary Yeti
Romeo Arenzana
Hey guys, are we gonna have a spooge-off contest between Scully and
Bambi? I'll be with Scully.
P.S. Do women get wet dreams?
Kyonghun Lee
Smeagol wrote:
>
> The proper term is spooge.
Spooge, eh? Very enlightening...
Kyonghun Lee
Debra J. Bedore wrote:
>
> Kyonghun Lee wrote:
> >
> > ok folks.
> > Now we all know what a squidge is.
> > Now, what is the male counter-part of it called?
> Now thats an innocent question:-) The answers aren't nearly so cute.
well try me. :)
hol...@internetland.net
In article <32866D...@smartcad.me.wisc.edu>,
kyon...@smartcad.me.wisc.edu wrote:
> ok folks.
> Now we all know what a squidge is.
> Now, what is the male counter-part of it called?
pint...@aol.com
okay, okay, i'll join up...please add me to team Mulder...gee what have i
gotten myself into now??
laura
asheville, nc
ecp...@aol.com
Hey you didn't add me to Mitch.
ec
Kyonghun Lee
Romeo Arenzana wrote:
> Hey guys, are we gonna have a spooge-off contest between Scully and
> Bambi? I'll be with Scully.
Ok since I am the one who posted the original question I will keep track
of things here:
Scully vs. Bambi
========================================
Kyong
Romeo
mis...@aol.com
In article <19961111162...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
mis...@aol.com writes:
>
>Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
>tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
>wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
>defending the guys who make us squidge
>the most:
>
>>> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
>>> > > ****************************************************************
> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>
>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
*******************************************************
> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
>>> > > Mishka CiCi
>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> gizzie gizzie
> Alyssa EC
> Rosemary
> Lisa
> Sandy
Hey, it's 8-5 now. It WOULD be 9-4 if Giz could talk her "other half" into
joining up with "the REAL women"! <g> I'm also nominating deb as the
Molls' captain, even though I'm not on their team (that space in your
guys' list has been driving me batty). I've heard she's a real good
squidger!
joy
Please put my name under Mitch!! Joy.
pwe...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
Organization: Edmonton FreeNet, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Distribution:
: > Hey guys, are we gonna have a spooge-off contest between Scully and
: > Bambi? I'll be with Scully.
: Scully vs. Bambi
: ========================================
: Kyong
: Romeo
Can I have both at once? (yeah, I know I've got problems)
--The Paulverizer
Claire Marie Kerr
> > > (that or a mud wrestling match, we haven't quite
> > > decided yet), defending the guys who make us
> > >
> > > >> > > ****************************************************************
> > > >> > > Mishka CiCi
> > > >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> > > gizzie gizzie
> > > Alyssa
> > Sandy
>
> I'm kinda new here but I go --------------------------> over here
> with Mitch!
----I agree. Mulder is buff. Skinner is buff-est. I'm with MP!
---Claire (thinking that Bald is Best)
Kyonghun Lee
You got it:
Scully vs. Bambi
========================================
Kyong
Romeo
The Paulverizer The Paulverizer
m.p.
Oh, Mishka, you're deliberately leaving out all the people (m/f)
who signed up for Mitch...I think you might be afraid DD can't
win in a fair fight! m.p.
> >>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> *******************************************************
> > Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
> >> Mishka CiCi
> >> AMYCat Jenny T.
> > gizzie gizzie
> > Alyssa EC
> > Rosemary Jude
> > Lisa m.p.
> > Sandy
>
> >Ready to do ANYTHING to defend our dear David's honor... -- Mishka
Including miscount the tally! m.p.
Kitty
>
> > >> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> > >> > > ****************************************************************
> >
> > >> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> > >> > > Mishka CiCi
> > >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> > gizzie gizzie
> > Alyssa
> > Lisa deb...or/w
> Grace Kitty
Add me on to the list for that hunky Skinner guy. Yummmmmmmm.
Special Agent Dana Scully
I am on Mulder's team!
Sharon
Annie
Hey Jude wrote:
>
> Alisand Swanson wrote:
> >
> > mis...@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > > For our upcoming tug-of-war over a pool of drool
> > > (that or a mud wrestling match, we haven't quite
> > > decided yet), defending the guys who make us
> > > squidge the most, so far we have:
> > >
> > > >> > > ****************************************************************
> > > >> > > Mishka CiCi
> > > >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> > > gizzie gizzie
> > > Alyssa
> > Sandy
>
> I'm kinda new here but I go --------------------------> over here
> with Mitch!
Me Too! Annie
CHERYL-LEE E CE CAMPBELL
>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>> Rufie (in training) Lisa
>>>> > > Mishka CiCi
>>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
>> gizzie gizzie
>
>> Rosemary Alyssa
>> deb...or/w
>>> Squirrel
>
>
>
> -- Mishka
>
mis...@aol.com
>> > ok folks.
>> > Now we all know what a squidge is.
>> > Now, what is the male counter-part of it called?
>> > Just curious.
>> >
>> > Kyong
>> >
>> I believe it is called "to get a stiffy." Or even "to spoooo all over
the
>> place!"
>>
>> AMYCat
>
>The proper term is spooge.
>
utilizing numerous university laboratories, I will now release the latest
scientific findings on squidging/spooging:
In our X-Files culture, we have come to accept the concept that a man
squidges (I prefer the "spoooooo all over the place" definition myself),
but in actuality "squidge" is a sound. Up until now the research has
indicated that this sound could only be made by a woman sitting on a chair
(esp. a vinyl chair). So what IS the male counterpart of a squidge? That
was our question.
After weeks of study and human experimentation, resulting in some
unfortunate accidents in the name of scientific inquiry, I and my team of
Nobel laureate scientists now propose that a true male squidge is only
possible when a man has been lying face down on a sofa (preferably vinyl
for just the right "squidge" effect).
Either that, or men are just spoogers and only women can be squidgers.
(But then all that grant money we spent on our study would have been for
nothing).
mis...@aol.com
In article <328832...@smartcad.me.wisc.edu>, Kyonghun Lee
<kyon...@smartcad.me.wisc.edu> writes:
>> Hey guys, are we gonna have a spooge-off contest between Scully and
>> Bambi? I'll be with Scully.
>
>Ok since I am the one who posted the original question I will keep track
>of things here:
>
>Scully vs. Bambi
>========================================
> Kyong
>Romeo
>
>
>
You guys are gonna hafta start your own thread, so we can keep the tallies
separate! =^) Happy spooging! Kyong, I was going to recruit you for Team
David, but...now I know better... =^@
mis...@aol.com
Nov. 12 update from the head office:
>>
>>Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
>>tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
>>wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
>>defending the guys who make us squidge
>>
>>>> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
>>>> > > ****************************************************************
>>
>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
>>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
>> gizzie gizzie
>> Rosemary Joy
>> Lisa Jude
>> Sandy
Grace
Laura
mascot:???? mascot: Brother
Blaze
C'mon, all you DD squidgers who haven't committed yet...they're catching
up to us!!! The deadline to sign up is now set for High Noon next Sunday
(Nov. 17), just in time to have our Squidge-Off, clean up, and then
settle in for the "Memoirs of a Smoking Man" ep (in the U.S.), in which my
source (kind of like my own Deep Throat) reports some SHOCKING NEWS will
be revealed about.... Was that DD I saw in the preview? <squidge>
Also, for those of another bent, see "The Great Spooge-Off", where you can
sign up for a spooge-a-thon between Bambi fans and Scullyites.
mis...@aol.com
In article <32880F...@hcn.hcnews.com>, Brother Blaze
<brb...@hcn.hcnews.com> writes:
Well, we decided to let in only straight/bi women and gay/bi men as
competitors, but I guess a straight guy can be a mascot (just no
kibbutzing, okay?). Actually, I'd like to see you on the sidelines as a
cheerleader. You'd have to wear a short skirt, though, and shake those
pom poms...
Gay/bi men: please sign up! Especially for Dave's (my) team! We need
more brute strength! (Sorry I made the team names so feminine, though).
BTW, the rule book (which is all in my head) says that competitors HAVE to
be able to squidge for their guys. We've determined that men CAN squidge,
in a way, if their "heart" is really into it...However, we're still trying
to explain how this is possible to our sweet, innocent Kyong <g>. (No
offense meant, Kyong. Innocence is a virtue. I was sweet and innocent
before I came here; then I met Gizzie!)
I'll add you to the list, Bro (check the daily updates). The sign up
sheet is titled The Great Squidge-Off Update (and then the current date in
parentheses). If you're for Mitch, be sure you space over quite a bit so
your name goes under his, or just tell me what team you want to be on.
Who will be the mascot for THE GOOD TEAM, David's Dolls?
Andrew M Watson
I trust that the towels used will be rugged, towelly towels in the
full bloom of their towelhood?
Official records cannot be set if lesser towels, such as little grey
towels, are used.
Andrew.
mis...@aol.com
AARRRGGH!!!! THEY'VE CAUGHT UP TO US!!!!
Nov. 13's HONEST update from the head office (they caught me
trying to cheat by favoring Dave's side*<g> What should my
punishment be?) Here's the REAL tally:
>>>
>>>Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
>>>tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
>>>wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
>>>defending the guys who make us squidge
>>>the most:
>>>
>>>>> > > Choose your side by signing up below:
>>>>> > > ****************************************************************
>>> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>>>
>>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>>*******************************************************
>>> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
>>>>> > > Mishka CiCi
>>>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
>>> gizzie gizzie
>>> Alyssa ec
>>> Rosemary Joy
>>> Lisa Jude
>>> Sandy m.p.
> Grace Kitty
> Laura Claire
> Sharon Annie
> mascot: mascot:
Frohike Brother
> Blaze
>
Oh, noooo! For the first time in this challenge, the Mitch ladies
have caught up with us! Plus, they have a real-life mascot!
Ours is a fictional character, recruited by me out of desperation
(I gave him Scully's phone number).
What is it with you Mitchettes, anyway? Don't you get enough old
and bald from watching Jean-Luc Picard on TNG <g>? (Yeah,
I'm ready to fight dirty now!) Fellow Duchovniks, I implore you,
we must defend our dear David's honor! Even Sharon Skinner
is for David! SHE should know that old "Walnuts" is no match
for Mulder at squidge inducement!
But we all know that even ONE of us David fans can out-squidge
ALL the Mitch ladies combined...
>The deadline to sign up is now set for High Noon next Sunday
>(Nov. 17), just in time to have our Squidge-Off, clean up, and then
>settle in for the "Memoirs of a Smoking Man" ep (in the U.S.), in
>which my source (kind of like my own Deep Throat) reports some >SHOCKING
NEWS will be revealed about.... Was that DD I saw
> in the preview? <squidge>
>
>Also, for those of another bent, see "The Great Spooge-Off",
>where you can sign up for a spooge-a-thon between Bambi
>fans and Scullyites.
*Actually, any mistakes have been honest mistakes. It's just
a...uh...a "coincidence" that most errors have been made in
favor of Dave's team. Really. I swear.
Claire Marie Kerr
I don't think I got through last time, so:
mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Nov. 12 update from the head office:
> >>
> >>Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
> >>tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
> >>wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
> >>defending the guys who make us squidge
> >>the most:
> >>
> >> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
> >>
> >>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> >*******************************************************
> >> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
> >>>> > > Mishka CiCi
> >>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> >> gizzie gizzie
> >> Alyssa ec
> >> Rosemary Joy
> >> Lisa Jude
> >> Sandy
> Laura
>
> mascot:???? mascot: Brother
> Blaze
Mulder is buff. Skinner is buff-est.
--- Claire (Bald is Best)
meallen
Kitty wrote:
>
> Grace Lapsley wrote:
> >
> > In article <19961111162...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
> > mis...@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > > >> > > ****************************************************************
> > > Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
> > >
> > > >> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> > > >> > > Mishka CiCi
> > > >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> > > gizzie gizzie
> > > Alyssa
> > > Lisa deb...or/w
> > Grace Kitty
>
> Add me on to the list for that hunky Skinner guy. Yummmmmmmm.
Me, too. Or should that be Yummmmmmmmm, too.....
-mea
Brother Blaze
Claire Marie Kerr wrote:
> ---Claire (thinking that Bald is Best)
Hey! I like this gal! :>
Brother Blaze
Kyonghun Lee wrote:
>
> Romeo Arenzana wrote:
>
> > Hey guys, are we gonna have a spooge-off contest between Scully and
> > Bambi? I'll be with Scully.
>
> Ok since I am the one who posted the original question I will keep track
> of things here:
>
> Scully vs. Bambi
> ========================================
> Kyong
> Romeo
Brother Blaze
I was sure that
mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
> *** Save the Fan Websites -- FREE *SQUIDGE* IS OUT THERE! ***
<VEG>
(I gotta stop listening to gizzie)
Hey Jude
Claire Marie Kerr wrote:
>
> I don't think I got through last time, so:
> mis...@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > Nov. 12 update from the head office:
> > >>
> > >>Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
> > >>tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
> > >>wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
> > >>defending the guys who make us squidge
> > >>the most:
> > >>
> > >>>> > > ****************************************************************
> > >> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
> > >>
> > >>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> > >> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
> > >>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> > >> gizzie gizzie
> > >> Rosemary Joy
> > >> Lisa Jude
> > >> Sandy
> > Grace
> > Laura
> >
> > mascot:???? mascot: Brother
> > Blaze
>
> Don't forget me! I'm for MP! ----------------> Claire
> Mulder is buff. Skinner is buff-est.
>
> --- Claire (Bald is Best)
Yea! go Claire..... Bald, Beautiful and all those muscles!
--
Jude Dettmann
ju...@execpc.com
http://www.execpc.com/~juded/jude.html
"I'm a solitary yeti,
Traversing frozen plains,
Upon a constant lookout
For dinosaur remains.
I savor them for supper,
I relish them for lunch,
Their flavor is peculiar,
But I adore the crunch.
- A Solitary Yeti
slsn...@acsu.buffalo.edu
On Mon, 11 Nov 1996, Romeo Arenzana wrote:
>
> Hey guys, are we gonna have a spooge-off contest between Scully and
> Bambi? I'll be with Scully.
>
> P.S. Do women get wet dreams?
Absolutely. Although they're more shuddery than wet (for me, at least).
Oh, lord, there I go announcing things to the world again.
Hey, whoever's keeping tally, put me on Mitch's team. It was a hard
choice, but I guess I have to follow my attraction to bald/balding men.
Stacy
COG Special Agent
Kyonghun Lee
mis...@aol.com wrote:
> >Scully vs. Bambi
> >========================================
> > Kyong
> >Romeo
> >
> >
> >
> You guys are gonna hafta start your own thread, so we can keep the tallies
> separate! =^) Happy spooging! Kyong, I was going to recruit you for Team
> David, but...now I know better...
Well unlike you squidge-meisters, not many guys are biting...
Oh well...
Alyssa Fernandez
mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
> But we all know that even ONE of us David fans can out-squidge
> ALL the Mitch ladies combined...
DEFINITELY!
And I am getting into championship condition, training while DD is on
Larry Sanders tonight! All of you DD fans, towels at the ready!
Alyssa
Kyonghun Lee
mis...@aol.com wrote:
> After intensive research, consulting some of today's greatest minds and
> utilizing numerous university laboratories, I will now release the latest
So THAT is what they are doing in those obscure "research labs"!
>
> After weeks of study and human experimentation, resulting in some
So what was the methodology?
> unfortunate accidents in the name of scientific inquiry, I and my team of
> Nobel laureate scientists now propose that a true male squidge is only
> possible when a man has been lying face down on a sofa (preferably vinyl
> for just the right "squidge" effect).
hmm, interesting. No wonder I was so ignorant.
NO VINYL furnitures! That is why!
Kyong
--
Barney O'Borg
What about Det. White? :)
Barney O'Borg
Bambi killer, Thumper humper
--
*******************************************************************************
*** "Tall, sexy, handsome, svelte, athletic, muscled, petite-nosed sexual ***
*** powerhouse of a dude seeks snugglebunny for wife." Opus (and me :) ***
*******************************************************************************
ccoff...@aol.com
I want to play, too!! I'm for Mitch (I'm REALLY for Mitch)!!! : )
Carla
CSW
meallen <mal...@brynmawr.edu> wrote:
>Kitty wrote:
>>
>> Grace Lapsley wrote:
>> >
>> > In article <19961111162...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>> > mis...@aol.com wrote:
>> >
>> > > >> > > ****************************************************************
>> > > Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>> > >
>> > > >> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>> > > >> > > Mishka CiCi
>> > > >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
>> > > gizzie gizzie
>> > > Alyssa
>> > > Lisa deb...or/w
>> > Grace Kitty
>>
>> Add me on to the list for that hunky Skinner guy. Yummmmmmmm.
>
>Me, too. Or should that be Yummmmmmmmm, too.....
>
>-mea
I am a diehard WBD fan, but my Pileggi-ite buddies have threatened to
hurt me if I don't lend support, so ... if I had to choose between DD and
MP, I'd take MP, gladly.
mis...@aol.com
SQUIRREL COMES THROUGH FOR DAVID'S GALS!!! YAAAY!!!
(2nd Nov. 13 Squidge-Off update)
After a worrisome several hours of actually being neck-and-neck
with the Mitch squidgers (not a pretty sight, I assure you),
Squirrel -- the fan, not Scully -- reminds me that she had thrown
her "hat" into the "ring", showing what a real squidge expert can
do. So the Dolls are ahead by one! (Whew! I'm so relieved!)
And, see, all my errors are not against Mitch's team!
>>Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
>>tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
>>wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
>>defending the guys who make us squidge
>>the most:
>>
> Choose your side by signing up below:
****************************************************************
>> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>>
>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>*******************************************************
>> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w (et tu,
deb?)
>>>> > > Mishka (a dirty fighter) CiCi (...D,E,F,G...)
>>>> > AMYCat ("mrrrow!") Jenny T. (867-5309)
>> gizzie (the "good" twin) <==gizzie (her "evil" sister)
>> Alyssa ("the mangler") ec (no, it's c, d, e...)
>> Rosemary (sweet, but...!) Joy (none for her on
11/17!)
>> Lisa (squidge artist) Jude ("Hey, Jude;
don't...")
>> Sandy (==>in DD's Speedo) m.p. (Mitch himself? aww!)
Grace (...say it, Mitch!) Kitty ("here, Kitty,
Kitty...")
Laura ("the 'Liminator") Claire (SAINT Claire to
you!)
Sharon (she otta KNOW!) Annie ("It's a hard knock
life...")
Squirrel (NOT Scully)
>
>> mascot: mascot: (sez
"bald
> Frohike Brother
guys should
>> (he may be fictional, Blaze stick
together")
>> but he's bringing
the booze)
Hope you folks don't mind me having some fun with your names.
And, please, don't call Jenny's number. It's from an OLD song,
and I had a friend who had that phone #. They moved to Tibet.
REMEMBER:
>>The deadline to sign up is now set for High Noon next Sunday
>>(Nov. 17), just in time to have our Squidge-Off, clean up, and then
>>settle in for the "Memoirs of a Smoking Man" ep (in the U.S.), in
>>which my source (kind of like my own Deep Throat) reports some >SHOCKING
NEWS will be revealed about....
wait; was that DD I saw in the preview? <squidge>
>>
>>Also, for those of another bent, see "The Great Spooge-Off",
>>where you can sign up for a spooge-a-thon between Bambi
>>fans and Scullyites.
Guys, c'mon, I'll bet there are some ringer spooogers out there
amongst you!! Sign up, and get yourselves into training!!!
M.J. McCall
giz...@ix.netcom.com(Coleen Sullivan-Baier) wrote:
>>> Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
>>> ****************************************************************
>>> David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>>> Mishka CiCi
>>Rufie(in training)
> gizzie gizzie
MJ (I try harder)
>
Vicki L. Cline
In article <19961113164...@ladder01.news.aol.com> mis...@aol.com writes:
>From: mis...@aol.com
>Subject: Re: The Great Squidge-Off update
>Date: 13 Nov 1996 16:42:41 GMT
>AARRRGGH!!!! THEY'VE CAUGHT UP TO US!!!!
>Nov. 13's HONEST update from the head office (they caught me
>trying to cheat by favoring Dave's side*<g> What should my
>punishment be?) Here's the REAL tally:
>>>>
>>>>Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
>>>>tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
>>>>wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
>>>>defending the guys who make us squidge
>>>>the most:
>>>>
>>>>>> > > Choose your side by signing up below:
>>>>>> > > ****************************************************************
>>>> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>>>>
>>>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>>>*******************************************************
>>>> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
>>>>>> > > Mishka CiCi
>>>>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
>>>> gizzie gizzie
>>>> Alyssa ec
>>>> Rosemary Joy
>>>> Lisa Jude
>>>> Sandy m.p.
>> Grace Kitty
>> Laura Claire
>> Sharon Annie
>> mascot: mascot:
> Frohike Brother
>> Blaze
>>
>>The deadline to sign up is now set for High Noon next Sunday
>>(Nov. 17), just in time to have our Squidge-Off, clean up, and then
>>settle in for the "Memoirs of a Smoking Man" ep (in the U.S.), in
>>which my source (kind of like my own Deep Throat) reports some >SHOCKING
>NEWS will be revealed about.... Was that DD I saw
>> in the preview? <squidge>
>>
Add me to Mitch's Molls.
*****************************************************************
Vicki Cline INTERNET vl...@pge.com
Special Agent in Charge, MPPB San Francisco Field Office
DISCLAIMER: Opinions are my own and not PG&E's.
*****************************************************************
Paula Mackey
>> >>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>> *******************************************************
>> > Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
>> >> Mishka CiCi
>> >> AMYCat Jenny T.
>> > gizzie gizzie
>> > Rosemary Jude
>> > Lisa m.p.
>> > Sandy
Paula M.
Finally found the thread! I'm with MP all the way :-)
Paula Mackey
MPEB/MPPB/MPCS
Mica elizabeth Kreutz
> Choose your side by signing up below:
>****************************************************************
> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>
>*******************************************************
> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
>Mishka CiCi
> AMYCat Jenny T.
> gizzie gizzie
> Rosemary Joy
> Lisa Jude
> Sandy m.p.
> Grace Kitty
> Laura Claire
> Sharon Annie
Okay m.p., Little Duckie Feet made it here and signed up. All by myself!
:)
m.p.
mis...@aol.com wrote:
WE HAVE SURPASSED YOU (BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SUPERIOR OBJET DE SQUIDGE! (THANKS REEN)
> >>>>> > > Choose your side by signing up below:
> >>>>> > > ****************************************************************
> >>> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
> >>>
> >>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> >>*******************************************************
> >>> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
> >>> Mishka CiCi
> >>>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> >>> gizzie gizzie
> >>> Alyssa ec
> >>> Rosemary Joy
> >>> Lisa Jude
> >>> Sandy m.p.
> > Grace Kitty
> > Laura Claire
> > Sharon Annie
> Vickie Mica
Stacy
Paula M.
Kitty
MEA
CSW
> > mascot: mascot:
> Frohike Brother
> > Blaze
And no fair adding someone's name - everyone has be someone who actually
posts on atx! BTW - SQUIDGE ALERT! Rumor is MP will have a shirtless
scene in TUNGUSKA - CAN YOU STAND IT!!!! Start drinking that GatorAde, Laidies!
m.p.
m.p.
>
> What is it with you Mitchettes, anyway? Don't you get enough old
> and bald from watching Jean-Luc Picard on TNG <g>?
Buwhahaha! You know, someone said it before, bald men have better
things to do with their testosterone than grow hair on their heads! m.p.
p.s. MP in speedos? To quote Jenny S.: "Trying to put MP in speedos would
be like trying to fit two bowling balls into a marble bag!"
Gypsy
In article <vlc2.40....@pge.com>, vl...@pge.com says...
>
>In article <19961113164...@ladder01.news.aol.com> mis...@aol.com writes:
>>From: mis...@aol.com
>>Subject: Re: The Great Squidge-Off update
>>Date: 13 Nov 1996 16:42:41 GMT
>
>>AARRRGGH!!!! THEY'VE CAUGHT UP TO US!!!!
>
>>Nov. 13's HONEST update from the head office (they caught me
>>trying to cheat by favoring Dave's side*<g> What should my
>>punishment be?) Here's the REAL tally:
>>>>>
>>>>>Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
>>>>>tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
>>>>>wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
>>>>>defending the guys who make us squidge
>>>>>the most:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> > > ****************************************************************
>>>>> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>>>>>
>>>>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>>>>*******************************************************
>>>>> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
>>>>>>> > > Mishka CiCi
>>>>>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
>>>>> gizzie gizzie
>>>>> Alyssa ec
>>>>> Rosemary Joy
>>>>> Lisa Jude
>>>>> Sandy m.p.
>>> Grace Kitty
>>> Laura Claire
>>> Sharon Annie
>
>> Frohike Brother
>>> Blaze
>>>
>>>(Nov. 17), just in time to have our Squidge-Off, clean up, and then
>>>settle in for the "Memoirs of a Smoking Man" ep (in the U.S.), in
>>>which my source (kind of like my own Deep Throat) reports some >SHOCKING
>>NEWS will be revealed about.... Was that DD I saw
>>> in the preview? <squidge>
Put me on Dave's side.
wol...@together.net
m.p. wrote:
>
> >
> > What is it with you Mitchettes, anyway? Don't you get enough old
> > and bald from watching Jean-Luc Picard on TNG <g>?
I will NEVER get enough of the "old" and bald. Be it Skinner or Picard.
Rosemary Ighel
mis...@aol.com wrote:
> Rosemary (sweet, but...!)
>Hope you folks don't mind me having some fun with your names.
Sweet butt? DD? <squidge>.
M.J. McCall
>> mis...@aol.com wrote:
>> > For our upcoming tug-of-war over a pool of drool
>> > (that or a mud wrestling match, we haven't quite
>> > decided yet), defending the guys who make us
>> >
>> > >> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
>> > >> > > ****************************************************************
>> > >> > > Mishka CiCi
>> > >> > AMYCat Jenny T.
>> > gizzie gizzie
>> > Alyssa
>> Sandy
MJ
(Cuz whichever side I *say* I'm on, everyone'll know I'm a David's Doll kinda
gal at the first squide opportunity) <G>
>I'm kinda new here but I go --------------------------> over here
> with Mitch!
M.J. McCall
>mis...@aol.com wrote:
>Who will be the mascot for THE GOOD TEAM, David's Dolls?
> -- Mishka
Sign me up!!!!!! Oh wait. Does being the mascot mean I can't participate?????
MJ (squidging by proxy cuz DD's name is in this post *sigh*) <G>
mis...@aol.com
ATTENTION: All DD/Mulder fans...just to let you know
what kind of "women" we're up against, here is a sample
of some of the hate mail/death threats <G> I have been
receiving by those dirty Mtch's Molls (plus my response
to their tactics):
mis...@aol.com wrote:
WE HAVE SURPASSED YOU (BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SUPERIOR OBJET DE SQUIDGE!
(THANKS REEN)
<snip>
> >>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> >>*******************************************************
<snip>
> Mica Vickie
Stacy
Paula M.
Kitty
MEA
CSW
<snip>
>And no fair adding someone's name - everyone has be someone who actually
>posts on atx! BTW - SQUIDGE ALERT! Rumor is MP will have a shirtless
>scene in TUNGUSKA - CAN YOU STAND IT!!!! Start drinking that GatorAde,
>Laidies!
Now wait a minute...are you daring to accuse ME of CHEATING?! Me, Mishka,
who only started this thread as a PUBLIC SERVICE?!
Mica, you're the only one of your friends who has any sense.
Hey, "ladies", I'm not the one coming up with all these weird acronymic
names to stuff the ballot box for Walnuts' side <g>! Obviously a cheap,
underhanded ploy to try to save a lost cause when they know they CAN'T
WIN!!!
What's this -- "MEA"? Does that stand for "Mutant Estrogen-depleted
Airhead"?
And "CSW" -- I'll bet that's for "Crude and Sweaty Woman"!
And are you telling me there's ANOTHER Kitty on your team? ("Here, Kitty,
Kitty...I've got a nice saucer of rancid milk for you!")
Ladies, this is getting ugly <g>! You'd better watch out next Sunday; now
I'm really mad!! Female Duchovniks everywhere, UNITE!
(Can you believe I never watch pro wrestling?)
mis...@aol.com
In article <328A9C...@smartcad.me.wisc.edu>, Kyonghun Lee
<kyon...@smartcad.me.wisc.edu> writes:
>mis...@aol.com wrote:
>> After intensive research, consulting some of today's greatest minds and
>> utilizing numerous university laboratories, I will now release the
latest
>
> So THAT is what they are doing in those obscure "research labs"!
>
Hey, Kyong, Mishka Laboratories is NOT obscure!
Sure, it's in my two-bedroom apartment, in the kitchen
actually, but it is NOT OBSCURE!
>
>>
>> After weeks of study and human experimentation, resulting in some
>
> So what was the methodology?
>
Well, Kyong, I could tell you, but then I'd have to make
you one of my test subjects. I promise you, you don't want that.
You're young. You have your whole life ahead of you.
And I assume you would like to have children some day.
>> unfortunate accidents in the name of
scientific inquiry, I and my team of
>> Nobel laureate scientists now propose
that a true male squidge is only
>> possible when a man has been lying
face down on a sofa (preferably vinyl
>> for just the right "squidge" effect).
>
> hmm, interesting. No wonder I was so ignorant.
> NO VINYL furnitures! That is why!
Yes, proficient and frequent squidgers need
vinyl furniture for quick and easy clean-up.
Thank you for your interest in our study.
whatever
>
> >
> >Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
> >tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
> >wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
> >defending the guys who make us squidge
> >
> >>> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> >>> > > ****************************************************************
> >
> >>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> *******************************************************
> >>> > > Mishka CiCi
> >>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> > gizzie gizzie
> > Rosemary
> > Lisa
> > Sandy
>
> Hey, it's 8-5 now. It WOULD be 9-4 if Giz could talk her "other half" into
> joining up with "the REAL women"! <g> I'm also nominating deb as the
> Molls' captain, even though I'm not on their team (that space in your
> guys' list has been driving me batty). I've heard she's a real good
> squidger!
* If you mean, me, I would consider it an honor. (I wonder how
that would look on a resume: "I was the Squidge Captain for
Mitch's Molls. And of COURSE we won!") :) <sigh> I do love a man
with GIRTH.
>
> >Ready to do ANYTHING to defend our dear David's honor...
>
> -- Mishka
>
> "Fear of chaos cannot justify
> unwarranted censorship of free speech." (Al Gore)
>
> *** Save the Fan SquidgeSites -- FREE MITCH IS OUT THERE! ***
* Oops! Got carried away there! :)
deb...or whatever.
Hey Jude
m.p. wrote:
>
> mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
> WE HAVE SURPASSED YOU (BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SUPERIOR OBJET DE SQUIDGE! (THANKS REEN)
>
> > >>>>> > > ****************************************************************
> > >>> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
> > >>>
> > >>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
> > >>*******************************************************
> > >>> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w
> > >>> Mishka CiCi
> > >>>>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> > >>> gizzie gizzie
> > >>> Rosemary Joy
> > >>> Lisa Jude
> > >>> Sandy m.p.
> > > Grace Kitty
> > > Laura Claire
> > > Sharon Annie
> Stacy
> Paula M.
> Kitty
> MEA
> CSW
> > Frohike Brother
> > > Blaze
>
> posts on atx! BTW - SQUIDGE ALERT! Rumor is MP will have a shirtless
> scene in TUNGUSKA - CAN YOU STAND IT!!!! Start drinking that GatorAde, Laidies!
DEHYDRATION ALERT !! Cover the furniture!
mis...@aol.com
As a result of a questionable intensive write-in campaign,
Mitch's Molls have pulled ahead. Please see details of
this campaign in a previous post.
>>>Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
>>>tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
>>>wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
>>>defending the guys who make us squidge
>>>the most:
>>>
>> Choose your side by signing up below:
> ****************************************************************
>>> Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
>>>
>>>>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>>*******************************************************
>>> Rufie (in training) deb...or/w (et tu,
deb?)
>>>>> > > Mishka (a dirty fighter) CiCi (...D,E,F,G...)
>>>>> > AMYCat ("mrrrow!") Jenny T. (867-5309)
>>> gizzie (the "good" twin) <==gizzie (her "evil" sister)
>>> Alyssa ("the mangler") ec (no, it's c, d, e...)
>>> Rosemary (sweet, but...!) Joy (none for her on Sun.)
>>> Lisa (squidge artist) Jude ("Hey, Jude;
don't...")
>>> Sandy (=>in DD's Speedo) m.p. (Mitch himself? aww!)
> Grace (...say it, Mitch!) Kitty ("here, Kitty,
Kitty...")
> Laura ("the 'Liminator") Claire (ST. Claire to
you!)
> Sharon (she otta KNOW!) Annie ("It's a hard knock
life...")
> Squirrel (NOT Scully) Perseph
Dianaleigh Vickie
Mica Stacy
Kitty
(again?)
MEA
CSW
>>
>>> mascot: mascot: (sez:
> Frohike Brother
"Bald
>> (he may be fictional, Blaze guys should
> but he's bringing
stick
>>> the booze)
together")
>
>>>
>
>
>Hope you folks don't mind me having some fun with your names.
>And, please, don't call Jenny's number. It's from an OLD song,
>and I had a friend who had that phone #. They moved to Tibet.
>
>REMEMBER:
>>>The deadline to sign up is now set for High Noon next Sunday
>>>(Nov. 17), just in time to have our Squidge-Off, clean up, and then
>>>settle in for the "Memoirs of a Smoking Man" ep (in the U.S.), in
>>>which my source (kind of like my own Deep Throat) reports some
>SHOCKING NEWS will be revealed about....
>
>wait; was that DD I saw in the preview? <squidge>
>>>
>>>Also, for those of another bent, see "The Great Spooge-Off",
>>>where you can sign up for a spooge-a-thon between Bambi
>>>fans and Scullyites.
-- Mishka
"Fear of chaos cannot justify
unwarranted censorship of free speech." (Al Gore)
*** Save the Fan Websites -- FREE SPEECH IS OUT THERE! ***
mis...@aol.com
In article <328A6F...@hcn.hcnews.com>, Brother Blaze
<brb...@hcn.hcnews.com> writes:
>
>I was sure that
>mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
>>
>> *** Save the Fan Websites -- FREE *SQUIDGE* IS OUT THERE! ***
>
>
><VEG>
>
>(I gotta stop listening to gizzie)
>--
> Brother Blaze
> (B.G. 2:15)
> =========
No, Brother, that wan't me...just a case of someone
(a friend) messin' with my sig. It SHOULD read like this:
meallen
mis...@aol.com wrote:
>
> ATTENTION: All DD/Mulder fans...just to let you know
> what kind of "women" we're up against, here is a sample
> of some of the hate mail/death threats <G> I have been
> receiving by those dirty Mtch's Molls (plus my response
> to their tactics):
>
> names to stuff the ballot box for Walnuts' side <g>! Obviously a cheap,
> underhanded ploy to try to save a lost cause when they know they CAN'T
> WIN!!!
>
> What's this -- "MEA"? Does that stand for "Mutant Estrogen-depleted
> Airhead"?
Hey, now wait a minute...I barely resemble that remark...er, I mean,
ahem...I _resent_ that remark!
"Mutant?" well, I'm no GA, but mutant is a bit harsh.
"Estrogen-depleted!?" Just cuz I'm over 30??
"Airhead!?!" Wait, what was I saying? Oh, yes. I am not an airhead,
and pay no attention to that loud whooshing noise you year each time I
get on line.
> Ladies, this is getting ugly <g>! You'd better watch out next Sunday; now
> I'm really mad!! Female Duchovniks everywhere, UNITE!
>
> (Can you believe I never watch pro wrestling?)
> actually, NO! (g) Let get with it M.P.-ites and REALLY give them
something to get angry about!!!
MITCH, MITCH, MITCH!!! (happy marriage to you, btw...)
--mea
achase
In article <328C6F...@polaristel.net>, whatever
<what...@polaristel.net> wrote:
> mis...@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > In article <19961111162...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
> > mis...@aol.com writes:
> >
> > >
> > >Here are the latest rosters for our upcoming
> > >tug-of-war over a pool of drool (that or a mud
> > >wrestling match, we haven't quite decided yet),
> > >defending the guys who make us squidge
> > >the most:
> > >
> > >>> > > Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
> > >>> > > ****************************************************************
> > > Official Squidge Judge: Romeo
> > >
> > >>> > > David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's
Molls: Scully's Slinkies
> > *******************************************************
> > > Rufie (in training)
deb...or/w --anne
> > >>> > > Mishka CiCi
> > >>> > AMYCat Jenny T.
> > > gizzie gizzie
> > > Alyssa EC
> > > Rosemary
> > > Lisa
> > > Sandy
Just to throw a little fuel on the fire!!!
mis...@aol.com
In article <56dmoc$o...@news.dx.net>, Thu...@omegabbs.com (M.J. McCall)
writes:
>giz...@ix.netcom.com(Coleen Sullivan-Baier) wrote:
>
>
>
>>>> Choose your side by signing up below, and pass it on...
>>>> ****************************************************************
>>>> David's Dolls: vs. Mitch's Molls:
>>>> Mishka CiCi
>>>Rufie(in training)
>> gizzie gizzie
> MJ (I try harder)
MJ, nice to have you with us! However...
sorry, but I (Mishka) am the one who's been moderating
this thing (not giz, believe it or not!) I've been getting the
death threats and hate mail for it, so it seems only fair
that I should get the credit for it, too. ;^) We don't want
gizzie to get letterbombed, now, do we?