XV--Goth Ball Wall Flower--a secondhand update from your HOSTess
Punk Maneuverability
Dressed all in black Mistress M sticks her head out her den door.
From the room behind her you can hear the faint hum of a COMPUTER, not
an ugly COS, just a small underpowered PC, and the whirrings of a
VCR--ignore it. . .there's no electricity in the castle, so you must
be imagining that. She's probably just reading a book, perhaps
"BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS." Or maybe one of the KRYCEKs is trying to
cheer her up by humming RED RIGHT HAND. She does love that song you
know. She's also grown quite fond of those KRYCEKs. Ronin gave them
to her you know. But Ronin hasn't been around lately.
Three floors below her, from the Ballroom, there is the distinct sound
of Scream Moldy Bore's classic sounds of death and destruction.
Earlier tonight they had succumbed ungraciously to a request and had
played UNMARKED HELICOPTERS. And it might have been Mistress M's
overactive imagination, but she could have sworn they were actually
singing--unmarked *pancreata.* (or whatever the plural is.)
SMB will be playing all night until the Tori Clone and her harpsichord
show up tomorrow morning. For some it will be a welcomed respite.
For others it will be a chance to hunt down the guy who tore out their
LIVERS. *Sigh* I did instruct the KRYCEKs to check for invitations,
but there's always the possibility that it was a SMB roadie
responsible for the involuntary organ transplant.
Mistress M's castle waif Morwenna has been giving her updates on
tonight's activities. She's learned that--
Apparently Ophelia Q's been playing with her back to the wall--ready
to strike with her assault bass at the slightest provocation. The
female paranoia has been running on high lately and no one's been
quite comfortable around her. She's gained a similar status as the
infamous UNIBLONDER. Of course Mistress M doesn't have any problems
with Ophelia at all. . .her not having a man to steal and all. The
KRYCEKs don't mind her either, they too have no men at the moment.
And though her faith in Ophelia Q is great, Mistress M doubts anyone
has the power to wreck *her* home.
As a side result Buster has become quite popular among the ladies.
Women always want what they can't have. Mistress M would not be
surprised if a fight broke out over him. There has already been a
rumour circulating that there will be a duel. Between whom, it is not
clear. But obviously someone's honor is at stake.
V. Creed couldn't show up as planned, as there was a little DAMU/XV
security business he had to take care of. But he is planning on
showing up after work, with a yet unnamed date.
There are a few Ralph Fiennes clones wandering around, confused as to
how they ended up in X-Ville of all places. They can often be seen
having animated conversations with Ophelia Q or Ann. A few of the
Ralphs were making promises they knew they couldn't keep. Mistress M
can see that he will break more than a couple of hearts by the end of
the Ball. Wisely she has stayed away from that particular character.
Paulina's still missing her PAPER HEARTS MULDER and has finally shown
up with her SPEEDOS MULDER. Apparently *he* was the one Mistress M's
KRYCEK had been *consorting* with the other day, naturally the MULDER
was reluctant to come to the ball, but Paulina insisted. The KRYCEK
in question has been banished to the pool room for the rest of the
ball.
And on a good note, the absinthe's been a big hit. A few of
YAPPIzza's Tipsy SCULLYs have shown up and are quite vocal with their
approval of the beverage. The assorted MULDER CLONES can't quite stop
staring, even though the SCULLYs shout, "STOP STARING AT ME, MULDERS.
I'M FINE!"
Morwenna slips back downstairs after giving me all the news, she's
started to look much better now that the well-being of her beloved
PENDRELL has been confirmed. Mistress M is pleased that her waif is
no longer spending hours underwater in the lake. Morwenna had been
quite stricken with grief.
Mistress M shuffles her black combat boots against the stone floor and
thinks how she needs a dog. Dogs are always there for you, well,
unless they do something stupid like attacking a GATOR.
From the moors she hears the mournful howl of Beagle. Mistress M
shivers and turns back to her den which is lit by flickering white
tapers and festooned with garlands of white roses from The Fire and
The Rose. She's glad her guests are enjoying themselves, but Mistress
M has some matters that need to be dealt with.
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*sigh*
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Gratuitous Wetwired Plug--buy your X-Ville Goth Ball T-shirts,
Posters, CAPS, and now--COOL KEYCHAINS! at the Castle Gift Shop. Show
your friends that you *do* have a social life, but don't tell your
boss, because you were *sick* remember? You had a RETRO-VIRUS,
RADIATION poisoning, UNRUHE, a NOSEBLEED, NASOPHARYNGEAL or BLACK
CANCER (pick *one,* wouldn't want to overdo it, you know). But you're
feeling *much* better now.
Mistress M
--
I live in Castle PunkMstein
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X-Ville Poet, Marketing Genius and Owner of
Wetwired Ad Agency--Ask Us How to be ON-TOPIC!
"You mean I'm NOT a pain in the ass to work with?"
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Morwenna
In article <5i7pai$k...@pith.uoregon.edu>, Punk Maneuverability
<rma...@gladstone.uoregon.edu> writes
>Morwenna slips back downstairs after giving me all the news, she's
>started to look much better now that the well-being of her beloved
>PENDRELL has been confirmed. Mistress M is pleased that her waif is
>no longer spending hours underwater in the lake. Morwenna had been
>quite stricken with grief.
>
>From the moors she hears the mournful howl of Beagle. Mistress M
>shivers and turns back to her den which is lit by flickering white
>tapers and festooned with garlands of white roses from The Fire and
>The Rose. She's glad her guests are enjoying themselves, but Mistress
>M has some matters that need to be dealt with.
>
I can help you tomorrow night, you needn't be alone, I don't have a date
for the fourth night of partying :*(
1st night - Murp.
2nd- Alexander
3rd- Alexi
4th ...... (Chess remains missing)
5th ...... (Pendy The Clone remains missing)
6th Pendy The Real Thing (so long as RedCrow doesn't mind of course...)
>______
>
>*sigh*
*sigh2*
>--
>I live in Castle PunkMstein
>-==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-
>X-Ville Poet, Marketing Genius and Owner of
>Wetwired Ad Agency--Ask Us How to be ON-TOPIC!
>"You mean I'm NOT a pain in the ass to work with?"
>-==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-
>
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Morwenna of Rohennas band of travelling entertainers.
X-Villes only gypsy with steelcapped boots, Castle
waif, Production assistant X Villes musical, Slightly
insane.
"Lord I'll miss you every day of your life
And oh you'll feel it too, you're not that strong,
you know I'm on to you,
Oh I'll miss you every day of your life
and maybe when I'm dead
I'll get some rest from holding on to you"
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japp...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
Punk Maneuverability (rma...@gladstone.uoregon.edu) wrote:
<singing: We're SNIP-o-maniacs...>
: Apparently Ophelia Q's been playing with her back to the wall--ready
: to strike with her assault bass at the slightest provocation. The
: female paranoia has been running on high lately and no one's been
: quite comfortable around her. She's gained a similar status as the
: infamous UNIBLONDER. Of course Mistress M doesn't have any problems
: with Ophelia at all. . .her not having a man to steal and all. The
: KRYCEKs don't mind her either, they too have no men at the moment.
: And though her faith in Ophelia Q is great, Mistress M doubts anyone
: has the power to wreck *her* home.
: As a side result Buster has become quite popular among the ladies.
: Women always want what they can't have. Mistress M would not be
: surprised if a fight broke out over him. There has already been a
: rumour circulating that there will be a duel. Between whom, it is not
: clear. But obviously someone's honor is at stake.
<rolling eyes> Maybe it would have been simpler to let #38 shoot *me
instead of the other way around. There will be no duel over me without
going over my *dead body first. <looking up at the heavens pleadingly>
Sweet Danae give me the strength... <siiiiiiiiiiiiigh>
--
May the Truth Be With You...
(or was that the Force? Who cares? It's all 42 anyways. 8] )
Buster out.
Captain - X-Ville 1st Division Anti-Troll Militia Unit
A SubDivision of the United Nations PeaceKeeping Forces (Canada).
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Yet another transmission from Buster at Outpost 86...
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"I've been from one end of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot
of strange things. Too many to believe there couldn't be something like
this 'force'. Too many to think that there could be some such controlling
one's actions. *I determine my destiny -- not some half mystical energy
field." - Han Solo
"Smoke me a kipper, skipper, I'll be back before breakfast!" - Ace Rimmer
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RedCrow
In article <JMD8mFAS...@creunant.demon.co.uk>, Morwenna
<Lo...@creunant.demon.co.uk> writes
<snip>
>1st night - Murp.
>2nd- Alexander
>3rd- Alexi
>4th ...... (Chess remains missing)
>5th ...... (Pendy The Clone remains missing)
>6th Pendy The Real Thing (so long as RedCrow doesn't mind of course...)
Go ahead, you guys make the cutest couple... Anyway, I've got Buster
back...
>>
>>*sigh*
>
>*sigh2*
>
>>--
>>I live in Castle PunkMstein
>>-==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-
>>X-Ville Poet, Marketing Genius and Owner of
>>Wetwired Ad Agency--Ask Us How to be ON-TOPIC!
>>"You mean I'm NOT a pain in the ass to work with?"
>>-==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-
>>
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Morwenna of Rohennas band of travelling entertainers.
>X-Villes only gypsy with steelcapped boots, Castle
>waif, Production assistant X Villes musical, Slightly
>insane.
>
>"Lord I'll miss you every day of your life
>And oh you'll feel it too, you're not that strong,
>you know I'm on to you,
>Oh I'll miss you every day of your life
>and maybe when I'm dead
>I'll get some rest from holding on to you"
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
rEd.xxxx
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RedCrow, X-Ville's ex-Hippie, now resident Psycho.
Semi-prominent resident of the HOME.
"Let me lick your trousers..."
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