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Diandra Hollman

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May 18, 2002, 7:22:33 PM5/18/02
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I've been doing 'picture captions' since the beginning of season 9 and
I thought it would be fun to bring them here. :)

If you don't know what I mean by picture captions, then here's some
examples - all written by people other than me this last week:

http://thexfilesoutlet.tripod.com/cgi-bin/william.html
and
http://thexfilesoutlet.tripod.com/cgi-bin/releaseother.html

So, if you'd like to join in the fun, I've got two pages of pictures
(10 each) for this week. Just reply to this message and give your own
fun captions to the pictures! :D

Here's the ones for "Sunshine Days":
http://thexfilesoutlet.tripod.com/cgi-bin/sunshine.html

and here are the ones for "The Truth" (don't worry, none of them
contain any major spoilers, but I'll keep this page up for a week
anyway, so if you're *really* picky about that sort of thing you can
wait until after it airs):
http://thexfilesoutlet.tripod.com/cgi-bin/truth.html

Have fun! ;)

Diandra

TrueBlueStef

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May 19, 2002, 12:25:59 AM5/19/02
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"Diandra Hollman" <diandra...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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For Sunshine Days:
1. Reyes: Let's see how long it takes John to figure out I rubbed ICYHOT on
his boxers!

2. Doggett: That's funny, I thought Krycek was the one missing an arm.

3. Reyes: Okay, John, tell me again...why are we saluting that squirrel?

4. Doggett: Uh, Monica, did you put ICYHOT on my boxers?
Reyes: Why, no, whatever are you talking about, John?

5. first caption
Doggett: Oh, I think you did put ICYHOT on my boxers...now quite snickering
and help me get them off!

second caption
Doggett: Hey, Monica, I got any nose hairs stickin' out?

8. Doggett thought balloon:
Wow, with Monica and Dana in the room at the same time, it's lucky I have
this icepack handy.

9. Scully: Prozac...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

10. Skinner wondered what kind of talented fingers John had. Judging from
the expressions on Scully and Reyes' faces, it warranted further
investigation.


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jamiekate

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May 19, 2002, 3:13:23 AM5/19/02
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TrueBlueStef wrote:

> "Diandra Hollman" <diandra...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>

sunshine days

1. next on days of our lives

6.omg! dogget likes porn

9. yes mommy, i want some candy

for the truth
 

8 "no mulder, i didnt get implants"

9.Scully, im in love with Reyes

10.what??!?!?! nap time over

Diandra Hollman

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May 19, 2002, 6:57:13 PM5/19/02
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"TrueBlueStef" <True_...@email.msn.com> wrote in message news:<ac79av$moc3m$1...@ID-90628.news.dfncis.de>...

> For Sunshine Days:
> 1. Reyes: Let's see how long it takes John to figure out I rubbed ICYHOT on
> his boxers!

:::snork:::
I'm sure RP would appreciate that joke! ;)
(for anybody who doesn't know, I'm refering to his comment that he
used to put itching powder in his buddies jockstraps in college)

> 2. Doggett: That's funny, I thought Krycek was the one missing an arm.

?
I don't get it...maybe it's just me...I need more sleep.



> 3. Reyes: Okay, John, tell me again...why are we saluting that squirrel?

:::SNORK:::
OMG! What an interesting way to interpret that picture! I never would
have thought of that... :D

> second caption
> Doggett: Hey, Monica, I got any nose hairs stickin' out?

Ewwwwwww... ;P

> 8. Doggett thought balloon:
> Wow, with Monica and Dana in the room at the same time, it's lucky I have
> this icepack handy.

AUGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
You'd better believe it! ;D

> 9. Scully: Prozac...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

:::giggle::: Well...that would explain a lot, wouldn't it? ;)

> 10. Skinner wondered what kind of talented fingers John had. Judging from
> the expressions on Scully and Reyes' faces, it warranted further
> investigation.

EAK! Kind of what I was expecting, but NOT a mental picture I needed!
;P

Thanks TrueBlueStef! (or is there something else you'd prefer to be
called?)

Diandra

Diandra Hollman

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May 19, 2002, 7:00:35 PM5/19/02
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jamiekate <lew...@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:<3CE75092...@mindspring.com>...

> sunshine days
>
> 1. next on days of our lives

I don't even *watch* Days of Our Lives, but that does seem to be
exactly what it looks like! :)

> 6.omg! dogget likes porn
>
> 9. yes mommy, i want some candy

EAK! Scary kinky thoughts are running through my head right now...
:::pause:::
Wait a minute...that's normal. :P

> for the truth
>  
> 8 "no mulder, i didnt get implants"

Are we absolutely certain? ;)

> 9.Scully, im in love with Reyes

Yeah, what else is new? ;P

> 10.what??!?!?! nap time over

Exactly! What the heck do you suppose he's doing in that picture
anyway? :-/

Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough! :::sob:::

Diandra

TrueBlueStef

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May 19, 2002, 7:19:47 PM5/19/02
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"Diandra Hollman" <diandra...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "TrueBlueStef" <True_...@email.msn.com> wrote in message
news:<ac79av$moc3m$1...@ID-90628.news.dfncis.de>...

> > 2. Doggett: That's funny, I thought Krycek was the one missing an arm.


>
> ?
> I don't get it...maybe it's just me...I need more sleep.
>

If you look closely, it looks like his right arm ends about at the elbow.
To me it does, anyway.

> Thanks TrueBlueStef! (or is there something else you'd prefer to be
> called?)
>
> Diandra

Naw, TrueBlueStef is fine, or True, or Blue, or Stef...


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