DANA SCULLY REPLACEMENT
valk...@earthlink.net
Shalon Goldsby wrote:
>
> Hi, everyone. I am new to the newsgroup. I am supposed to be studying for
> a mid-term right now, but I just can't get last week's show out of my
> head (a great one), and I am eagerly anticipating this week's X-files
> (tonight). I have three television shows which I watch religiously, but
> X-files is by far the most thought-provoking.
>
> I am sad to read that Gillian Anderson (is that her name?) is thinking of
> leaving the X-files. The casting director is going to have a difficult
> time coming up with a replacement for her, so I have made a few
> suggestions below to help him/her out:
>
> We need someone who has a professional look, even when they are wearing a
> bathrobe. We need someone with pleading eyes, and the ability to spend
> large quanitities of time in a state of seriousness. With that in mind, I
> have compiled a list of female actors who would suffice:
>
> 1. Jodie Foster (same hairdo as in "Silence..." a must!)
> 2. Geena Davis (she's got that masculine side to her)
> 3. that chick from "My Two Dads", Stacy Keenan, I think
> 4. Margot Kidder (if she's still alive, she might need the job)
> 5. Marissa Tomeis (sp?) (she has so much range)
> 6. Molly Ringwald (except, she might fail the bathrobe test)
> 7. Oprah Winfrey (don't laugh, she saved "Women of Brewster's Place")
> 8. Barbara Streisand (she looks severe enough, and "Nuts" was great)
> 9. Mazzy Starr (she can take some acting classes, folks, a la Brandy)
> 10."Blossom" (aside from the fact that she looks too much like Mulder)
>
> Now, the following people WOULD NOT suffice:
>
> 1. Goldie Hawn (too blond)
> 2. Bette Midler (too funny)
> 3. Robin Givens (too bitchy)
> 4. Eartha Kitt (just "too")
> 5. Winona Ryder (too innocent-looking)
> 6. Julia Roberts (played out)
> 7. Rupaul (too much of a fashion statement)
> 8. Pamela Anderson (too, er, ostentatious)
> 9. anyone from "Friends" (too recognizable)
> 10. Jeanne Dixon (too spiritual)
>
> Does anyone else have any suggestions on who should replace Scully?
YEAH, NOBODY!!! The show folds by the end of the season without
Scully, it will implode without her. I wish they'd just pay her
more. Hell, it's like a Life Insurance policy for their only
top ten show. I can't believe they could seriously even consider
XF minus Scully. This is starting to really annoy me.
Valkyrie.
Shalon Goldsby
JN Cotton
In <57aocg$2...@agate.berkeley.edu> Shalon Goldsby
<sg...@uclink.berkeley.edu> writes:
>snip
>I am sad to read that Gillian Anderson (is that her name?) is thinking
of
>leaving the X-files. The casting director is going to have a difficult
>time coming up with a replacement for her, so I have made a few
>suggestions below to help him/her out:
>
>We need someone who has a professional look, even when they are
wearing a
>bathrobe. We need someone with pleading eyes, and the ability to spend
>large quanitities of time in a state of seriousness. With that in
mind, I
>have compiled a list of female actors who would suffice:
(snip lists)
SACRELIGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!
Get thee behind me,
Satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't even JOKE about this matter. No! No! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All that negative energy may build up into a frenzy and go shooting out
toward Fox studios. In their collective ignorance, they may easily take
you seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, everyone, breathe deep and send the following "positive" thoughts
toward the FOX executives:
"No one can replace GA as Scully...NO ONE!
FOX will lose millions and millions of dollars if we try. HONEST!
Those Internet X-Phile nuts will short sheet our executive beds.
THEY'RE SO CRAZY!
GA is so good, why don't we pay her double her salary? HUH?
In fact, GA is so good, she needs to be in a major motion picture soon
staring opposite of Mel Gibson. CO-STAR!
We need to tell CC to make sure Scully gets laid. SOON!
Hey? It's worth a shot? Maybe if we think REALLY hard.
Nancy (no clever sig)
Coleen Sullivan-Baier
>Does anyone else have any suggestions on who should replace Scully?
>
gizzie...that ST will be RESOLVED, and how.....
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
st...@muffin.com
Gillian should leave the show. She could find better parts.
New replacement-
Roseanne (heheheh)
Joan Chen
Tamlyn Tomita
Tina S
Shalon Goldsby <sg...@uclink.berkeley.edu> wrote in article
<57aocg$2...@agate.berkeley.edu>...
>
> Does anyone else have any suggestions on who should replace Scully?
I suggest you go back to studying before you get burned at the stake by
this newsgroup.
cha...@aol.com
In article <57ar05$9...@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>,
giz...@ix.netcom.com(Coleen Sullivan-Baier) writes:
>>Does anyone else have any suggestions on who should replace Scully?
>>
>
> gizzie...that ST will be RESOLVED, and how.....
>
> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>
>
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
riddle
"Tina S" <tsh...@sprynet.com> writes:
>Shalon Goldsby <sg...@uclink.berkeley.edu> wrote in article
><57aocg$2...@agate.berkeley.edu>...
>>
>> Does anyone else have any suggestions on who should replace Scully?
>I suggest you go back to studying before you get burned at the stake by
>this newsgroup.
aw come on. we ALL know *NO ONE* (NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE) can replace
gillian anderson as scully!
BUT --
if you were in the mega-tough position of casting someone as scully
(and to make this easier, let's pretend this is *before* the first
season of x-files, so no one associates gillian anderson with
the character of scully), whom (no salary limit) would you cast?
van
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riddle
Shalon Goldsby <sg...@uclink.berkeley.edu> writes:
>We need someone who has a professional look, even when they are wearing a
>bathrobe. We need someone with pleading eyes, and the ability to spend
>large quanitities of time in a state of seriousness. With that in mind, I
>have compiled a list of female actors who would suffice:
>1. Jodie Foster (same hairdo as in "Silence..." a must!)
shalon, you are too cool. firstly, you're from cal (go bears), and
secondly, you ranked jodie foster the same as I ranked her in a mass
mailing to my friends -- a mailing in which I asked them this same
question (before I knew about this thread on this newsgroup).
the other people I'd add are:
1a. helen hunt (from "mad about you")
1b. that really cool woman from "profiler"
1c. kristen johnson(?) (from "3rd rock from the sun")
hey, she's an alien *and* she's tough like scully.
>2. Geena Davis (she's got that masculine side to her)
she's too tall ..... geena davis is 5'11" as far as I know.
>3. that chick from "My Two Dads", Stacy Keenan, I think
too bitchy @:P .... well, her character on "step by step" is too bitchy.
>4. Margot Kidder (if she's still alive, she might need the job)
who is she?
>5. Marissa Tomeis (sp?) (she has so much range)
I can't imagine her carrying a gun.
>6. Molly Ringwald (except, she might fail the bathrobe test)
>7. Oprah Winfrey (don't laugh, she saved "Women of Brewster's Place")
>8. Barbara Streisand (she looks severe enough, and "Nuts" was great)
>9. Mazzy Starr (she can take some acting classes, folks, a la Brandy)
>10."Blossom" (aside from the fact that she looks too much like Mulder)
no comment :)
>Now, the following people WOULD NOT suffice:
>1. Goldie Hawn (too blond)
>2. Bette Midler (too funny)
>3. Robin Givens (too bitchy)
>4. Eartha Kitt (just "too")
>5. Winona Ryder (too innocent-looking)
^^^^^^^^^^^^
ah, too much for me. if she played scully I would scream!
because she's reportedly going out with david duchovny right now.
can you imagine all that on-screen UST????
>6. Julia Roberts (played out)
>7. Rupaul (too much of a fashion statement)
>8. Pamela Anderson (too, er, ostentatious)
>9. anyone from "Friends" (too recognizable)
>10. Jeanne Dixon (too spiritual)
>Does anyone else have any suggestions on who should replace Scully?
(rest of original post left as-is, for reference).
Hans Lo
> >1. Goldie Hawn (too blond)
> >2. Bette Midler (too funny)
> >3. Robin Givens (too bitchy)
> >4. Eartha Kitt (just "too")
> >5. Winona Ryder (too innocent-looking)
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
> ah, too much for me. if she played scully I would scream!
> because she's reportedly going out with david duchovny right now.
> can you imagine all that on-screen UST????
Oh, don't even slag Ms. Ryder! She'll never do the X-Files becuase she's
vowed never to do TV. She's too busy with feature films anyhow. She has
so many offers that she'll probably be busy with movies for the rest of
the near future (next 20 years?). On that note about her going out with
DD, she ditched him some time ago and is supposedly back with David
Pirner.
Justin Donahoe
Are you insane?! Replace Gillian? I don't think so. There's no way the
Fox networkis going to let an award winning actress like Anderson get
away.
-
Foxy PQV...@prodigy.com
Information Public Arcade Workstation
If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
Claire Danes to replace her.
Gia Gittleson
Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
>
> If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
> Claire Danes to replace her.
Go away!
best,
Gia
-X-Ville Reality Checker-
Faisal Mahboob Chughtai
Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
>
> If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
> Claire Danes to replace her.
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"So what did you get for Halloween, Charlie Brown?"
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- - - - - - - - -
"Life, it's like a box of chocolates. Sheik, thoughtless, perfunctory
gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you ever get
back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this
undefinable whipped mint craft that you mindlessly gulp down till
there is nothing else left to eat. Sure, once a while, there is a
peanutbutter cup, English toffee, but they are gone too fast to taste
it's sleety. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with
hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough
to eat those, all you have got left is an empty box filled with
useless brown paper wrappers.
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valk...@earthlink.net
Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
>
> If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
> Claire Danes to replace her.
Yeah right! Just what I want to see, the F.B.I hiring kids
and givin' them guns to play with.
Get back to your homework.
Valkyrie.
sdsuser
Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
>
> If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
> Claire Danes to replace her.
Right! A 17-year-old would *really* be believable as an FBI agent.
What a shmoo!
Piper Maru
Sick, Sick, Sick, Sick, that is how this post made me feel. I am still
reeling from it. I will just tell you that there is no way in HELL that I
would ever watch The X-Files without Gillian Anderson/Scully!! Never, I
would never do it. There is nobody living or dead who could possibly
replace Gillian Anderson and play Dana Scully. I hope you are forgiven
for you sacrilge to GA.
That's all I can say for now because I have to go hurl into the toilet...
-Piper (disgusted beyond belief)
On 25 Nov 1996, Shalon Goldsby wrote:
> Hi, everyone. I am new to the newsgroup. I am supposed to be studying for
> a mid-term right now, but I just can't get last week's show out of my
> head (a great one), and I am eagerly anticipating this week's X-files
> (tonight). I have three television shows which I watch religiously, but
> X-files is by far the most thought-provoking.
>
> I am sad to read that Gillian Anderson (is that her name?) is thinking of
> leaving the X-files. The casting director is going to have a difficult
> time coming up with a replacement for her, so I have made a few
> suggestions below to help him/her out:
>
> We need someone who has a professional look, even when they are wearing a
> bathrobe. We need someone with pleading eyes, and the ability to spend
> large quanitities of time in a state of seriousness. With that in mind, I
> have compiled a list of female actors who would suffice:
>
> 1. Jodie Foster (same hairdo as in "Silence..." a must!)
> 2. Geena Davis (she's got that masculine side to her)
> 3. that chick from "My Two Dads", Stacy Keenan, I think
> 4. Margot Kidder (if she's still alive, she might need the job)
> 5. Marissa Tomeis (sp?) (she has so much range)
> 6. Molly Ringwald (except, she might fail the bathrobe test)
> 7. Oprah Winfrey (don't laugh, she saved "Women of Brewster's Place")
> 8. Barbara Streisand (she looks severe enough, and "Nuts" was great)
> 9. Mazzy Starr (she can take some acting classes, folks, a la Brandy)
> 10."Blossom" (aside from the fact that she looks too much like Mulder)
>
> Now, the following people WOULD NOT suffice:
>
> 1. Goldie Hawn (too blond)
> 2. Bette Midler (too funny)
> 3. Robin Givens (too bitchy)
> 4. Eartha Kitt (just "too")
> 5. Winona Ryder (too innocent-looking)
> 6. Julia Roberts (played out)
> 7. Rupaul (too much of a fashion statement)
> 8. Pamela Anderson (too, er, ostentatious)
> 9. anyone from "Friends" (too recognizable)
> 10. Jeanne Dixon (too spiritual)
>
> Does anyone else have any suggestions on who should replace Scully?
>
>
>
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-Piper Maru
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"Mulder, you're nuts!" -Scully (Jose Chung's "From Outer Space")
Lady Macbeth
> >Now, the following people WOULD NOT suffice:
>
> >1. Goldie Hawn (too blond)
> >2. Bette Midler (too funny)
> >3. Robin Givens (too bitchy)
> >4. Eartha Kitt (just "too")
> >5. Winona Ryder (too innocent-looking)
> >6. Julia Roberts (played out)
> >7. Rupaul (too much of a fashion statement)
> >8. Pamela Anderson (too, er, ostentatious)
> >9. anyone from "Friends" (too recognizable)
> >10. Jeanne Dixon (too spiritual)
All I have to say is, you're lucky you put Winona Ryder in the "would not
suffice" list.
Lady Macbeth
Coleen Sullivan-Baier
In <3299FD...@uiowa.edu> Information Public Arcade Workstation
<moo...@uiowa.edu> writes:
>
>If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
>Claire Danes to replace her.
Yeah, but then there'd be SUST
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(that's Statutory UST)
moon...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
sdsuser (sds...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
: >
: > Claire Danes to replace her.
: Right! A 17-year-old would *really* be believable as an FBI agent.
: What a shmoo!
She could be a trainee, or they could put makeup on her to make
her look 10 years older, or she could be Mulder's protege, like the girl
and the assassin in 'The Professional'.
Gondola Bob
Maybe Sherry Stringfield could take over! ;)
GB
Arielle K. Masters, Frumious Bandersnatch
I really hope GA doesn't leave the show, but if she does, here are some
people I think could be convincing as non-bitchy FBI agents because they
come across as smart, independent, and/or brave, and can act (although I'm
not sure how well they'd play opposite DD as Scully's replacement). Also,
they should create a new character, not just stick someone else in as Scully...
the woman who played the park ranger in "Broken Arrow" (not a
bimbo despite the change of outfit in the very last
scene of the movie)
Rene Russo (from Lethal Weapon III(?), with Mel Gibson)
the woman who plays Vash on TNG (might have trouble being patient
with Mulder)
Jeanene Garofalo (hope I spelled that right), from "The Truth
About Cats & Dogs"
On a slightly different note, people I think would be fun to have playing
one-time or recurring characters on the show:
Robin Williams' love interest in "The Fisher King"--I'm blanking
on the actress' name right now.
the guy who plays Barclay on TNG--he's just really cool
Samantha Fox (the singer) :-> ...just to play with the names
Majel Barrett(sp?) Roddenberry, to hit on CancerMan and make him
late for an important rendezvous (which of course causes
grave problems for everyone)
the woman who starred in "La Femme Nikita" (NOT the American version
with Bridget Fonda, the original one), maybe as a spy or
maybe as an ex- of Krychek's, back to cause him pain
Arielle :-> (on my lunch break)
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sdsuser
Shmoo you too! ;->
sdsuser
Also,
> they should create a new character, not just stick someone else in as Scully...
>
> the woman who played the park ranger in "Broken Arrow" (not a
> bimbo despite the change of outfit in the very last
> scene of the movie)
> Rene Russo (from Lethal Weapon III(?), with Mel Gibson)
> the woman who plays Vash on TNG (might have trouble being patient
> with Mulder)
> Jeanene Garofalo (hope I spelled that right), from "The Truth
> About Cats & Dogs"
Sorry, but as for #3, the woman who played Vash has already been on the
show as Skinner's wife. Not that people never get different roles on
the show (look at Nick Lea). In any case, anyone who thinks
Gillian/Scully can be replaced is a shmoo! :->
Skeezix
I don't have this on tape, but from context, I think the following
substitutions make more sense:
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PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY
"So what did you get for Halloween, Charlie Brown?"
Special Agent Fox Mulder, The X-Files
- - - - - - - - -
"Life, it's like a box of chocolates. Sheik, thoughtless, perfunctory
>> Cheap,
gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you ever get
back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this
undefinable whipped mint craft that you mindlessly gulp down till
>> ?? crap ??
there is nothing else left to eat. Sure, once a while, there is a
peanutbutter cup, English toffee, but they are gone too fast to taste
it's sleety. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with
>> fleeting
hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough
to eat those, all you have got left is an empty box filled with
useless brown paper wrappers.
8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*
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Kathy Salazar
: > Shalon Goldsby <sg...@uclink.berkeley.edu> writes:
: <snip>
:
: > >Now, the following people WOULD NOT suffice:
: > >5. Winona Ryder (too innocent-looking)
I have been lurking for quite some time now, and this thread has forced me
out of the shadows. It makes me grimace because I could never think of
replacing ga with **anyone** especially Winona Ryder! I couldn't imagine
Winona saying Scully's lines with the same flair as GA. I just think
whenever Winona plays a character she plays it so wishy-washy, and
wishy-washy is something that Scully is not.
Alan Hurshman
valk...@earthlink.net wrote in article <329A5F...@earthlink.net>...
> Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
> >
> > If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
> > Claire Danes to replace her.
>
> Yeah right! Just what I want to see, the F.B.I hiring kids
> and givin' them guns to play with.
>
> Get back to your homework.
>
> Valkyrie.
But we could get a spin-off.
"The Doogie X-Files"
Maybe we should make a list of possible
spin-offs. "X-File Nights" featuring Nick Lea
getting the crap beat out of him? Hmmmm...
--
Alan Hurshman
Halifax, Nova Scotia
lady...@aol.com
<< Subject: Claire Danes Should Replace Gillian Anderson
From: Information Public Arcade Workstation <moo...@uiowa.edu>
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 14:12:20 -0600
Message-ID: <3299FD...@uiowa.edu>
If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
Claire Danes to replace her.>>
If you haven't noticed, she is barely out of diapers. Nope. She doesn't
look ballsy enough. She should stay to crappy films like Romeo + Juliet.
Theresa
Coleen Sullivan-Baier
In <01bbdc57$df525140$461e...@devel1.Psychology.Dal.Ca> "Alan
Hurshman" <alan...@demosys.gcomm.com> writes:
>But we could get a spin-off.
>
>"The Doogie X-Files"
>
>Maybe we should make a list of possible
>spin-offs. "X-File Nights" featuring Nick Lea
>getting the crap beat out of him? Hmmmm...
Me and Portia, one of the other juvenile minds in this
neighborhood, started a private discussion on this several weeks ago,
in honor of all the old TV shows being made into movies....we got
"Gillian's Island" "The X-Files Bunch" (I wrote that theme long ago)
"Staunchy and Hut"...what were some more, P??...our minds amaze me.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sydnie MacElroy
>moon...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca wrote:
>>
>> sdsuser (sds...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
>> : Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
>> : >
>> : > If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
>> : > Claire Danes to replace her.
>>
>> : Right! A 17-year-old would *really* be believable as an FBI
agent.
>> : What a shmoo!
>> She could be a trainee, or they could put makeup on her to
make
>> her look 10 years older, or she could be Mulder's protege, like the
girl
>> and the assassin in 'The Professional'.
>
Why not? And Macaully Kulkin can step in as Mulder. We move the whole
thing from Washington to someplace appropriately middle America like
Des Moines, cut the show to half an hour and enroll them in high
school. They can investigate the paranormal from Daddy's garage after
they finish their homework and before they head off to their jobs at
the soda fountain.
--
**********
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**********
'Nuns don't get to carry a Glock 9mm or play
with funky high tech spy toys.'
- A. Benedict, Dueling Egos
Paul Wartenberg
Coleen Sullivan-Baier (giz...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: In <3299FD...@uiowa.edu> Information Public Arcade Workstation
: <moo...@uiowa.edu> writes:
: >
: >If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
: >Claire Danes to replace her.
: Yeah, but then there'd be SUST
: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
: (that's Statutory UST)
Better yet, what about MSCUST (My-So-Called UST)? ;)
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Sydnie MacElroy (sydm...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: >moon...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca wrote:
: >>
: >> sdsuser (sds...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: >> : Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
: >> : >
: >> : > If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
: >> : > Claire Danes to replace her.
: >>
: >> : Right! A 17-year-old would *really* be believable as an FBI
: agent.
: >> : What a shmoo!
: >> She could be a trainee, or they could put makeup on her to
: make
: >> her look 10 years older, or she could be Mulder's protege, like the
: girl
: >> and the assassin in 'The Professional'.
: >
: Why not? And Macaully Kulkin can step in as Mulder. We move the whole
: thing from Washington to someplace appropriately middle America like
: Des Moines, cut the show to half an hour and enroll them in high
: school. They can investigate the paranormal from Daddy's garage after
: they finish their homework and before they head off to their jobs at
: the soda fountain.
X-Files: The Early Years
two teens up against a prom conspiracy led by CancerKid... ;)
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How about... "I DREAM OF DUCHOVNY"? Or, not to be one-sided,
"I DREAM OF GILLIAN".
Then there's "X TROOP", "MY MOTHER THE ALIEN", "AREA 51, WHERE ARE
YOU?"...
I think I'm starting to date myself here... ;]
Portia
In <57hfho$8...@sjx-ixn9.ix.netcom.com> giz...@ix.netcom.com(Coleen
*Juvenile?* (I like to think of myself as "erudite and cogent.")
Well, I'll ignore that and reply anyway. The "Fall TV-Guide Issue of
ALL X-Files Spin-offs" has been tabled until fall 1997 (unless I forget
about it by then). I'll still be around, and it will appear on
creative.
Magine
lady...@aol.com wrote:
><< Subject: Claire Danes Should Replace Gillian Anderson
>From: Information Public Arcade Workstation <moo...@uiowa.edu>
>Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 14:12:20 -0600
>Message-ID: <3299FD...@uiowa.edu>
>
>If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
>Claire Danes to replace her.>>
>
>If you haven't noticed, she is barely out of diapers. Nope. She doesn't
>look ballsy enough. She should stay to crappy films like Romeo + Juliet.
>
>Theresa
How about Taylor Dane instead? :>
-Magine, just kidding
Arielle K. Masters, Frumious Bandersnatch
Arielle K. Masters, Frumious Bandersnatch (ari...@adams.patriot.net) wrote:
: the woman who plays Vash on TNG...
My husband reminds me that Vash is Skinner's wife. I'd forgotten that
episode. Ah, well.
: On a slightly different note, people I think would be fun to have playing
: one-time or recurring characters on the show:
: Robin Williams' love interest in "The Fisher King"...
He also thinks that this woman (whose name I'm *still* blanking on) has
already guested on the show. Anyone know which episode(s)?
Thanks!
Arielle
Holm Alone
On 27 Nov 1996, Alan Hurshman wrote:
> > Yeah right! Just what I want to see, the F.B.I hiring kids
> > and givin' them guns to play with.
>
>
> "The Doogie X-Files"
>
> Maybe we should make a list of possible
> spin-offs. "X-File Nights" featuring Nick Lea
> getting the crap beat out of him? Hmmmm...
Ooh yes! And "X-Files Friends" starring...us!
and "Party of X-Files" and "X-Files in the City" and
"E.F." and
"The Late, Late X-Files" where Tom Snyder is inhabited by an alien and
"Third Rock from the X-Files" and
for the kids, "X-Files Babies" ! Ooh, baby Mulder and baby Scully...
CrazyCatLady lisa...@csd.uwm.edu TownspersonWithTorch
also: holm...@aol.com _v_ h
l (. .) h
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John L. Merrill
Sydnie MacElroy wrote:
>
> >moon...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca wrote:
> >>
> >> sdsuser (sds...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
> >> : Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
> >> : >
> >> : > Claire Danes to replace her.
> >>
> agent.
> >> : What a shmoo!
> >> She could be a trainee, or they could put makeup on her to
> make
> >> her look 10 years older, or she could be Mulder's protege, like the
> girl
> >> and the assassin in 'The Professional'.
> >
> Why not? And Macaully Kulkin can step in as Mulder. We move the whole
> thing from Washington to someplace appropriately middle America like
> Des Moines, cut the show to half an hour and enroll them in high
> school. They can investigate the paranormal from Daddy's garage after
> they finish their homework and before they head off to their jobs at
> the soda fountain.
> **********
> *Elle Syd*
> **********
> 'Nuns don't get to carry a Glock 9mm or play
> with funky high tech spy toys.'
> - A. Benedict, Dueling Egos
"as if!" (just kidding) :)
-StephM(I'm not John L Merrill)
Dave A. Lartigue
Actually, I've always wanted a spin-off based on the Calusari. Remember,
those three old Romanian guys who go around exorcising spirits? Every
week there'd be a new case for them. They'd drive up, not say a word, do
their work, and leave.
I'd also like a series about Lightning Boy.
Dave
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The Dallas Files: Were aliens behind Bobby's ressurection in the shower,
rather than it being 'just a dream'?
My So-Called X-Files: Mulder's days in high school...the pains of growing
up, meeting homework deadlines and uncovering education conspiracies
(which could explain why the school system is just a factory for churning
out drones)
The Seinfeld Files: Kramer's secret job as underground FBI mole, known as
'the K-man'.
whatever
Holm Alone wrote:
>
> On 27 Nov 1996, Alan Hurshman wrote:
> > > Yeah right! Just what I want to see, the F.B.I hiring kids
> > > and givin' them guns to play with.
> >
> > But we could get a spin-off.
> >
> > "The Doogie X-Files"
> >
> > Maybe we should make a list of possible
> > spin-offs. "X-File Nights" featuring Nick Lea
> > getting the crap beat out of him? Hmmmm...
>
> Ooh yes! And "X-Files Friends" starring...us!
>
> and "Party of X-Files" and "X-Files in the City" and
> "E.F." and
> "The Late, Late X-Files" where Tom Snyder is inhabited by an alien and
> "Third Rock from the X-Files" and
> for the kids, "X-Files Babies" ! Ooh, baby Mulder and baby Scully...
>
> CrazyCatLady lisa...@csd.uwm.edu TownspersonWithTorch
* My nominations for TV shows:
"The Rat Files"
The adventures of Krycek
"Who Files" or "Gallifreyian Files"
A Doctor Who/X-Files crossover.
"Married: With Aliens"
One for the 'shippers.
"The Smoking Gun"
The REAL adventures of CSM.
Or movies:
"It's a Wonderful File/Alien/Conspiracy"
"Puffy; The Magic Breat Boy"
"Lived by the sea. And wallowed in his
Puffy Breats to annoy you and me..."
"RainAlien:." With Krycek as Tom Cruise and Mulder as
Dustin Hoffman. Skinnner could play the CEO of the
institution. And CSM the Casino Overlord.
"The Neverending File"
"The X Crystal"
With Muppets. I vote for Gonzo as Frohike!
Next!
deb...or whatever.
(Who's getting just a little giddy with holiday spirit(s).)
Rufie710
In article <57dg1p$m...@sjx-ixn5.ix.netcom.com>,
giz...@ix.netcom.com(Coleen Sullivan-Baier) wrote:
> In <3299FD...@uiowa.edu> Information Public Arcade Workstation
> <moo...@uiowa.edu> writes:
> >
> >If they get rid of Gillian Anderson, they should get
> >Claire Danes to replace her.
>
>
> Yeah, but then there'd be SUST
>
> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
> (that's Statutory UST)
Gizzie,I have said it before And I ll say it again......you are a genius.
Ruth , whose T'givning turkey is literally stuck in the
oven...................people are trying to pry the door open with
screwdrivers.
--
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"I tried Reality once, I found it too confining"
Bryan Foster
Arielle K. Masters, Frumious Bandersnatch wrote:
>
> I really hope GA doesn't leave the show, but if she does, here are some
> people I think could be convincing as non-bitchy FBI agents because they
> come across as smart, independent, and/or brave, and can act (although I'm
> they should create a new character, not just stick someone else in as Scully...
>
> the woman who played the park ranger in "Broken Arrow" (not a
> bimbo despite the change of outfit in the very last
> scene of the movie)
> Rene Russo (from Lethal Weapon III(?), with Mel Gibson)
> the woman who plays Vash on TNG (might have trouble being patient
> with Mulder)
That was Jennifer Hetrick and she was already on there. She played
Skinners ex wife
whatever
Dave A. Lartigue wrote:
>
> Actually, I've always wanted a spin-off based on the Calusari. Remember,
> those three old Romanian guys who go around exorcising spirits? Every
> week there'd be a new case for them. They'd drive up, not say a word, do
> their work, and leave.
>
> I'd also like a series about Lightning Boy.
>
> Dave
>
> --
>
* Or the Eves... Whatever happened to them?
deb...or whatever.
Alan Hurshman
> In <01bbdc57$df525140$461e...@devel1.Psychology.Dal.Ca> "Alan
> Hurshman" <alan...@demosys.gcomm.com> writes:
>
> >
> >"The Doogie X-Files"
> >
Oh, and how about "Get Foxxxxx".
Our favourite Moose as the bumbling
secret agent, Squirrel as the ever
helpful and perky Agent 99, Skinner
as the Chief and Pendrill as that Robot
fellow whose name I can't remember.
Now, who would make a better Siegfried,
Kreyck or CSM.
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The Spa, X-Ville.
(Halifax, Nova Scotia)
Portia
In <01bbdd99$ec0e1020$461e...@devel1.Psychology.Dal.Ca> "Alan
Preview All-X-File Edition," right?
WHAT IF?
Hey if Scully is replaced theres only 1 that can fill her her shoes-----IF YOU EVER
WATCHED THE PRENTENDER ON SAT. NIGHTS---YOU KNOW WHO I'M
TALKING ABOUT----ANDREA PARKER--Who plays ms. parker on the show
AND IF YOU EVER SAW THE PRETENDER YOU KNOW CHRIS CARTER
BETTER BRING THE WRITERS WITH HER..................................
Pamela T. Pon
<moon...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> wrote:
>sdsuser (sds...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
>: Information Public Arcade Workstation wrote:
>: > Claire Danes to replace her.
>
>
>her look 10 years older, or she could be Mulder's protege, like the girl
>and the assassin in 'The Professional'.
Heck, in that case they should just get rid of Mulder and get Jean Reno
to replace *him*. Now THAT's a partner worthy of Dana Scully. Or Gary
Oldman, while we're at it -- Gillian HAS said she'd love to work with him!
My GA Movie Wish List, First Draft:
-- a romantic comedy with Gary Oldman. I wanna see Gary in something
light for a change, please, O Powers That Be! Um, something light in
which he acts opposite a WOMAN for a change, that is. That woman being GA.
-- a drama with Ralph Fiennes. I have no idea what kind, but persistent
visions of PRIDE & PREJUDICE a la A&E and of HAMLET a la Broadway bring to
mind something (ok, ANYthing!) involving lightning-fast open-shirted fencing
scenes. And bare feet. Alhough, those Empire-style gowns would inevitably
draw slews of "GA is FAT" postings ... I guess Shakespeare would be safer.
I'd say "As You Like It," but that wouldn't give Ralph a meaty enough role
-- and there's no fencing! (Might be nice to see the Duke-man mooning
after a Scully-in-boy's-clothing, tho. >;-) "Much Ado About Nothing"?
Augh, no fencing again! Ok, that settles it, GA will have to do at least
TWO Shakespeares with the delectable Rafe: one comedy with brilliantly witty
banter flying between the two, and one tragedy complete with lovely
swordfighting sequences (and bare feet). <SLURP!>
-- an espionage kinda movie with MOSSAD agent, or at least Our Man
"Bashir -- JULIAN Bashir," Siddig El Fadil ... ("Our Woman Scully," anyone?)
-- any damn thing with Helen Mirren. And while they're at it, they can
throw in all those adorable boys from Tennison's original crew (from *after*
she reformed them) for the amusement of our heroines. Especially the cutie
pie who was always driving her around; and the rumpled one. And Colin
Salmon is mandatory.
-- and the aforementioned Jean Reno; and Paul Gross; and Scott Bakula;
and Sean Pertwee (there WILL be a scene where he draws his ... sword);
and Derek Jacobi (not romantically); and ... I'll pass on Chris Noth,
because a 5'2" GA + any actor *well* over 6 feet tall might be too much of a
stretch, as it were. (Not that I minded the reach when *I* hugged him >8-D
-- Ah, my .sig now reminds me to throw in James Morrison too. And heck,
if GA's gonna do female-bonding with the older Helen Mirren, she might as
well bond with the younger Natalie Portman on-film as well, to bring this
post full circle. (Come to think of it, at the appropriate age, she would
be a perfect Samantha Mulder ...)
Sooo ... Alec Baldwin (and the casting director of whatever movie it was
for which GA unsuccessfully auditioned this summer), eat your heart out!
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In article <57aocg$2...@agate.berkeley.edu>, Shalon Goldsby
<sg...@uclink.berkeley.edu> writes:
>2. Geena Davis (she's got that masculine side to her)
!!!!! MASCULINE??? !!!!
Geena is a formidable lady, but she sure looks all woman to me!
Mike Pottorff
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pwe...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
age...@aol.com wrote:
: In article <57aocg$2...@agate.berkeley.edu>, Shalon Goldsby
: <sg...@uclink.berkeley.edu> writes:
: >2. Geena Davis (she's got that masculine side to her)
: !!!!! MASCULINE??? !!!!
: Geena is a formidable lady, but she sure looks all woman to me!
If they absolutely had to replace GA, I'd hafta suggest Amanda Pays, who
played Theora Jones on the US Max Headroom series. She's tasty and would
fit the part. Then I'd hafta blow up FOX just out of general priniciples.
--The Paulverizer
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Better Choice for Younger Woman to Bond with
--
Claire Danes, of course.
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In article <57aocg$2...@agate.berkeley.edu>,
Shalon Goldsby <sg...@uclink.berkeley.edu> wrote:
:have compiled a list of female actors who would suffice:
:
:1. Jodie Foster (same hairdo as in "Silence..." a must!)
she would be AWESOME! but doubtful FOX could afford her high
salary.. besides, she is too busy making skanky movies.
:2. Geena Davis (she's got that masculine side to her)
:3. that chick from "My Two Dads", Stacy Keenan, I think
if im thinking of the same person..
she's hardly old enough to carry a firearm, let alone graduate
med school and finish FBI training!
:4. Margot Kidder (if she's still alive, she might need the job)
she is old enough to play Mulder's mom.
:5. Marissa Tomeis (sp?) (she has so much range)
:6. Molly Ringwald (except, she might fail the bathrobe test)
:7. Oprah Winfrey (don't laugh, she saved "Women of Brewster's Place")
:8. Barbara Streisand (she looks severe enough, and "Nuts" was great)
:9. Mazzy Starr (she can take some acting classes, folks, a la Brandy)
:10."Blossom" (aside from the fact that she looks too much like
:Mulder)
she would have been my first choice to play Samantha.
:
:Now, the following people WOULD NOT suffice:
:
:1. Goldie Hawn (too blond)
:2. Bette Midler (too funny)
:3. Robin Givens (too bitchy)
she might be a good choice. she most certainly gives an appearance of
sophistication.. is she tuff enuff? well she took on Tyson, and won!
nuff said.
:4. Eartha Kitt (just "too")
:5. Winona Ryder (too innocent-looking)
mm.. you might have something here..
this could start a WHOLE new following of X-Philes!
:6. Julia Roberts (played out)
:7. Rupaul (too much of a fashion statement)
:8. Pamela Anderson (too, er, ostentatious)
she'd seem out of place, unless they let her wear a bikini under her
trenchcoat!
:9. anyone from "Friends" (too recognizable)
:10. Jeanne Dixon (too spiritual)
:
:Does anyone else have any suggestions on who should replace Scully?
:
\|/ Nestor Ocampo
(.~.) Biological Sciences
oO(_)Oo University of Windsor, Canada
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In article <57ltsc$d...@tsunami.traveller.com>, vik...@Traveller.COM (WHAT
IF?) writes:
Yes, I watch and enjoy the Pretender. I also am starting to enjoy the role
of the Evil Parker. I noticed the first few shows that she dressed,
well.....like a slut. And, her character had some flashes of greatness,
but overall she was a cardboard villian. Now that her clothes are more
normal (for TV at least) the character seems more real, better acted. It's
almost like actors feel that when their body is overly on display they
don't have to show any ability. That's one of the things I like about the
X-Files, sure the people are too good looking, and the clothes are not
something anyone would wear for law enforcement in real life, but they are
normal for TV, an the actors really try to act (TFWID not withstanding).
The actors and directors aren't crutching on skin and tight outfits. In
fact, even the infamous Uniblonder had quite a bit of clothes on for her
apartment scene, and the actress was really acting (Even if some on the
group didn't like the emotion she was showing).
I really think that there is a direct relation between the amount of T and
A, and the acting skill shown. And besides, when I really need to some
some Barbie Dolls reading their way through a script there's always
Baywatch.
Gary
pum...@aol.com
> ari...@adams.patriot.net (Arielle K. Masters, Frumious Bandersnatch)
> writes:
>I really hope GA doesn't leave the show, but if she does, here are some
>people I think could be convincing as non-bitchy FBI agents
> Rene Russo (from Lethal Weapon III(?), with Mel Gibson)
> Jeanene Garofalo (hope I spelled that right), from "The Truth
> About Cats & Dogs"
> On a slightly different note, people I think would be fun to have
playing
> one-time or recurring characters on the show:
I'd love to see Jeanene Garofalo guest on one of the shows. She can
definitely show a tough, intelligent yet sensitive side.
How about:
Linda Fiorentino
Gates McFadden
That woman who played Ensign Ro (can't remember her name?)
Mimi Rogers
Sherry Stringfield
Kim Delaney
Robin Curtis
Sandra Bullock
That girl that was in the movie about creating fake atm cards and
stealing all that cash from the atms ( i can't remember the movie name or
the name of the actress :/ )
Ashley Judd
Pamela T. Pon
<pwe...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> wrote:
>If they absolutely had to replace GA, I'd hafta suggest Amanda Pays, who
>played Theora Jones on the US Max Headroom series. She's tasty and would
>fit the part. Then I'd hafta blow up FOX just out of general priniciples.
> --The Paulverizer
Do you really think Mulder would want *Phoebe* as a partner?!?!?! ;-)
A second guest shot, maybe ... but a partner?
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pum...@aol.com wrote:
: >I really hope GA doesn't leave the show, but if she does, here are some
hey, Just to add to the argument...
You did, of course, hear the rumor that Winona Ryder had offerred to be
on an episode of the X-Files....
But... since all major movie stars are out as a replacement to GA, I vote
for:
Mia Sara--she needs the work, she's smart enough, and can act decently.
Tamlyn Tomita--when was the last time you saw her in a movie? Besides
we'd cross the race gap.
Janine Turner--Hmmmmm...
Jennifer Jason Leigh-- although she's probably too busy doing high class
movies like "Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle", "Georgia" and "The
Hudsucker Proxy", she's one of the most underrated, and best damn
actresses out there.
Penelope Ann Miller--she even reminds me of GA. Plus, she has a pretty
good resume.
-Park
:=
Michael
job, if she plays it her own way. Of course I would cast Daisy Feuntes in
Hamlet if I had my way.....
About Penelope Ann Miller, I saw her on Letterman on time and she was the
dumbest person I ever saw allowed in front of a camera. My first grader
knew more about everything then see did. I couldn't watch another film by
her again. Like watching a trained dog or chimp - you know its not real.
M. R. Power
pwe...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca () wrote:
> If they absolutely had to replace GA, I'd hafta suggest Amanda Pays, who
> played Theora Jones on the US Max Headroom series. She's tasty and would
Only one problem - she's already played the much-despised Phoebe Green,
the woman who stole Mulder's heart, then ripped it, still beating, from
his chest, sauteed it in mushrooms and butter, and ate it right in front
of him. While they could get away with having Nick Lea in a bit part and
then bringing him back as Krycek, I think this would be stretching it
just a bit. Ol' Phoebe's gone, but not forgotten - especially in fanfic.
Blessed Be,
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AgtScully8
Are you crazy? Replace Scully? Never! That's a sin! I would never, ever,
ever watch that show again, and as for Chris Carter, I might have to send
him a mail bomb (not really, but you get the point)
Daisyducks
What the hell is all this mumbo jumbo about Gillian Anderson leaving the
X-Files?
I don't think I could watch the X-files without her. I would feel like
such a traitor!
Mattin106
How about the departed Sherri Stringfield from ER? Beautiful &
intelligent, the perfect replacement. Seriously, I do not want to see GA
leave the show. In fact, I would like to see Scully and Mulder become
more involved personally.