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David B.

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Dec 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/31/99
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Alan Hurshman wrote:
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> "This doesn't happen but once every two-thousand years or so."
>
> (Said 9 minutes before the ball dropped):
>
> --
> Alan Hurshman
> FEB, CCC, GABAL, #27
> Order of the Holy Pup

LOL! Those craaaaaazy newsguys...

--
Dennis Miller on the Millennium: "Whorin' and warrin' but never borin'."

http://pages.whowhere.com/entertainment/scififan/

Alan Hurshman

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Erynn

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Jan 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/1/00
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In article <386D9ECA...@hotmail.com>, "David B."
<both...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> LOL! Those craaaaaazy newsguys...

Yeah, my beloved husband commented yesterday "you know, the end of the
Millennium only comes once a year... wait a minute! That's not what I
meant!..."

Erynn
Poet-terrorist for a better society

Teddi Litman

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Jan 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/1/00
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Alan Hurshman wrote:

> "This doesn't happen but once every two-thousand years or so."
>
> (Said 9 minutes before the ball dropped):
>  
>  

Well I suppose he figures thay had a *major* party the year Christ
was born ... and maybe they dropped a burning ball of hay or something.
But everyone just stayed home during the year 1000 because they didn't
have anything
round to drop out of the sky.

                 Teddi


Alan Hurshman

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"Teddi Litman" <dayb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message ...

> But everyone just stayed home during the year 1000 because they didn't
> have anything round to drop out of the sky.

What? No Rocs?

NJP

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Jan 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/1/00
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Alan Hurshman <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote in message
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> "This doesn't happen but once every two-thousand years or so."
>
> (Said 9 minutes before the ball dropped):

Peter Jennings was loopy way before midnight. When that magician?
performance artist? pulled the thread out of his belly, I though the
reserved Mr. J was going to lose it.

NJP


Mihoneybee

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Jan 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/1/00
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you have to excuse him, he was up for like over 24 hours on the air...poor
guy:(
*~*Jenny*~*
"there's a girl on the car in the parking lot, she says 'hey man come on and
take shot, can't you see my walls are crumbling!'"-adam duritz
"if my eyes blind, who'll see the best in me?" jakob dylan

Adora

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Jan 2, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/2/00
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"Alan Hurshman" <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:
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> "This doesn't happen but once every two-thousand years or so."
>
> (Said 9 minutes before the ball dropped):

Don't you love it when the talking heads have to ad lib. It always
makes me wonder who they slept with to get their jobs :-P

--
Adora
Cherry Sundae
FEB

"Screw you guys. I'm goin' home."

Alan Hurshman

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Jan 2, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/2/00
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"Adora" <hea...@nospam.ctaz.com> wrote in message

> "Alan Hurshman" <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:
> > "This doesn't happen but once every two-thousand years or so."
>
> Don't you love it when the talking heads have to ad lib. It always
> makes me wonder who they slept with to get their jobs :-P

Boy, they must be damn good at it too. How many million
a year do this schmucks get for reading stuff that is largely
copied from the press services they subscribe to.

I also love it when they claim they write their own copy. In truth
they take wire copy and just modify a few words here and there.
You can listen to two broadcasts and hear almost the same
words from two talking heads.

Bill k.

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Jan 2, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/2/00
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In article <7dJb4.352$o61....@sapphire.mtt.net>,

I just loved the ep. of the Tick where the reporters
monitoring the cross-country whale jog were named Sally Vacuous and
Brian Pinhead(pronounced pin-eed).


Bill k.
FEB

> Alan Hurshman
> FEB, CCC, GABAL, #27
> Order of the Holy Pup
>
>


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Alan Hurshman

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"Bill k." <ab...@v-wave.com> wrote in message
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> I just loved the ep. of the Tick where the reporters

The what????

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Adora

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"Alan Hurshman" <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:

> "Bill k." <ab...@v-wave.com> wrote:
>
> > I just loved the ep. of the Tick where the reporters
>
> The what????

Don't tell me you've never seen "The Tick"! It's only
the greatest super-hero cartoon ever made! It was
originally on Fox Saturday mornings, but now they
rerun it here on Comedy Central.

Erynn

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In article <wJMb4.383$o61....@sapphire.mtt.net>, "Alan Hurshman"
<alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:

> "Bill k." <ab...@v-wave.com> wrote in message
> news:84nr9v$qoh$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...


> > I just loved the ep. of the Tick where the reporters
>
> The what????

What, you know naught of The Tick? Big Blue Engine of Justice and
NonSequeteurs? Large Arachnid of Doom whose battle cry is "Spooooooooon!"?

Oh my.

Alan Hurshman

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"Adora" <hea...@nospam.ctaz.com> wrote in message
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> "Alan Hurshman" <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:
> > The what????
> Don't tell me you've never seen "The Tick"! It's only
> the greatest super-hero cartoon ever made! It was
> originally on Fox Saturday mornings, but now they
> rerun it here on Comedy Central.

Nope. Never heard of it. My 'toon super hero
days are long past.

Erynn

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In article <rvRb4.1790$o61....@sapphire.mtt.net>, "Alan Hurshman"
<alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:

> "Adora" <hea...@nospam.ctaz.com> wrote in message
> news:DyQb4.561$H53....@news-west.eli.net...
> > "Alan Hurshman" <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:
> > > The what????
> > Don't tell me you've never seen "The Tick"! It's only
> > the greatest super-hero cartoon ever made! It was
> > originally on Fox Saturday mornings, but now they
> > rerun it here on Comedy Central.
>
> Nope. Never heard of it. My 'toon super hero
> days are long past.

One should never outgrow heroes of the absurd.

Adora

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Jan 3, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/3/00
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"Alan Hurshman" <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:

> "Adora" <hea...@nospam.ctaz.com> wrote:
> > "Alan Hurshman" <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:
>
> > > The what????
> > Don't tell me you've never seen "The Tick"! It's only
> > the greatest super-hero cartoon ever made! It was
> > originally on Fox Saturday mornings, but now they
> > rerun it here on Comedy Central.
>
> Nope. Never heard of it. My 'toon super hero
> days are long past.

"The Tick" is actually a parody of the super-hero genre.
It started as a comic book (which is also hysterical)
and became a cartoon for a while. I don't know if any
channels show it up there, but you would enjoy it.

ratboy

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Jan 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/4/00
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Alan Hurshman wrote:
>
> "Adora" <hea...@nospam.ctaz.com> wrote:
> > "Alan Hurshman" <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote:
> > > The what????
> > Don't tell me you've never seen "The Tick"! It's only
> > the greatest super-hero cartoon ever made! It was
> > originally on Fox Saturday mornings, but now they
> > rerun it here on Comedy Central.
>
> Nope. Never heard of it. My 'toon super hero
> days are long past.
>

I am SO ashamed that a fellow Maritimer doesn't know who the Mighty Tick
is! Hey, I'm 32 and my SuperHero of choice is the TICK! Last year, funny
enough, Canada's artsy fartysy cable channel BRAVO played Tick cartoons.
Appearently someone saw the brilliance of the show. I CURSE fox for
cancelling the Tick. FUCKING FOX! FUCK FUCKIN' FOX! THE FUCKERS!!!

That's all I can say in this state... SPOOOOOOOON !!!
--
ratboy

Adora

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Jan 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/4/00
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"Not in the face!! Not in the face!!"

Not to defend Fox or anything, but "The Tick" never really belonged on
Saturday mornings. On the other hand, it would probably do really well
as a lead-in or follow-up to "South Park."

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