OT: More evidence of the Evil Pig-Man Conspiracy
Miss Moo
there's this little footnote that reads, "...the fish styled Lamatins and
Dugongs (Pig-fish and Sow-fish....)...but as these pig-fish are a nosy,
contemptible set...." I can't figure out what lamatins are, but I know dugongs
are closely related to the manatee, and are known as sea-cows. Anyhow,
Moby-Dick was first published in 1851, so as early as then this conspiracy was
at hand! See, the evil Pig-Man tried to become a cow by first trying to become
a *sea*-cow. These *evil* pig-fish were "nosy" and "contemptible", but as we
all know modern day manatees and sea-*cows* are sweet, congenial creatures.
They only become contemptible when under the influence of the evil Pig-Man.
Luckily, the Manatee managed to conquer the sea from the Pig-Man, but now he's
back, stealing my moo, and taking over the near monopoly Elmer had on white
glue. Do you see what I'm up against, people? Do you!?
Marita
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"Miss Moo" <marit...@aol.comehither> wrote in message
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> Ok, so I'm reading Moby-Dick, and he's rambling on about whales and such
when
> there's this little footnote that reads, "...the fish styled Lamatins and
> Dugongs (Pig-fish and Sow-fish....)...but as these pig-fish are a nosy,
> contemptible set...." I can't figure out what lamatins are, but I know
dugongs
> are closely related to the manatee, and are known as sea-cows. Anyhow,
> Moby-Dick was first published in 1851, so as early as then this conspiracy
was
> at hand! See, the evil Pig-Man tried to become a cow by first trying to
become
> a *sea*-cow. These *evil* pig-fish were "nosy" and "contemptible", but as
we
> all know modern day manatees and sea-*cows* are sweet, congenial
creatures.
> They only become contemptible when under the influence of the evil
Pig-Man.
> Luckily, the Manatee managed to conquer the sea from the Pig-Man, but now
he's
> back, stealing my moo, and taking over the near monopoly Elmer had on
white
> glue. Do you see what I'm up against, people? Do you!?
Katie, are you sure you haven't been sniffing this glue that you are
investigating? ;-)
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Sean Carroll
wrote:
>Anyhow,
>Moby-Dick was first published in 1851, so as early as then this conspiracy was
>at hand!
There's a prophecy of Nostradamus in which he envisions the dropping
of bombs from the air by the man who is half-pig.
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Sarah Chesal
: Ok, so I'm reading Moby-Dick...
You're STILL reading Moby-Dick? ;-D
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Miss Moo
>"Miss Moo" <marit...@aol.comehither> wrote in message
>news:19991230031143...@ng-cv1.aol.com...
>> Ok, so I'm reading Moby-Dick, and he's rambling on about whales and such
>when
>> there's this little footnote that reads, "...the fish styled Lamatins and
>> Dugongs (Pig-fish and Sow-fish....)...but as these pig-fish are a nosy,
>> contemptible set...." I can't figure out what lamatins are, but I know
>dugongs
>> Moby-Dick was first published in 1851, so as early as then this conspiracy
>was
>become
>> a *sea*-cow. These *evil* pig-fish were "nosy" and "contemptible", but as
>we
>> all know modern day manatees and sea-*cows* are sweet, congenial
>creatures.
>> They only become contemptible when under the influence of the evil
>Pig-Man.
>> Luckily, the Manatee managed to conquer the sea from the Pig-Man, but now
>he's
>> back, stealing my moo, and taking over the near monopoly Elmer had on
>white
>> glue. Do you see what I'm up against, people? Do you!?
>
>Katie, are you sure you haven't been sniffing this glue that you are
>investigating? ;-)
A-ha...see, that's what he *wants* me to do, being evil and all.
(Kristen, you can't be mean to me. I just finished your x-mas present!
Finally! But you can't have it yet because I need to make a copy of it for
myself. <g>)
Miss Moo
>On 30 Dec 1999 08:11:43 GMT, marit...@aol.comehither (Miss Moo)
>wrote:
>
>>Moby-Dick was first published in 1851, so as early as then this conspiracy
>was
>>at hand!
>
>of bombs from the air by the man who is half-pig.
Really? Neat! See...it's not just me!
Miss Moo
>Miss Moo <marit...@aol.comehither> wrote:
>: Ok, so I'm reading Moby-Dick...
>
>You're STILL reading Moby-Dick? ;-D
<blink>
I started over the summer, but stopped after about a hundred pages. Now I have
to read it for school, and I just started, er, about 2 weeks ago. So shaddup.
;P