[REPOST] The X-files Drinking Game
K.P. Petker
Here it is again!
The X-Files Drinking Game
Mark I, April 1994
by Valerie Meachum, Jack Kessler, and Sharon Himmanen
Scully's hair is a different color from the last time you saw it--2 sips
Scully's hair is a different length from the last time you saw it--2 sips
Scully's hair is a different color *and* length from the last time you saw
it--3 sips
Mulder says "Can you at least entertain the possibility..."--2 sips
Scully says "You still believe that..."--2 sips
Mulder says "The truth is out there"--3 sips
Scully says "The truth is out there"--4 sips
Mulder meets with "Deep Throat"--2 sips
Mulder thanks "Deep Throat" for what he thinks is useful information--2
sips
The information is actually useful--3 sips
Mulder gets annoyed with "Deep Throat" for giving him
pointless/insufficient information--4 sips
Mulder figures out that "Deep Throat" is not really on his side and decks
him--10 sips
Scully's medical skills are called upon--2 sips
Scully's pathology skills are called upon--3 sips
Mulder says something thuddingly insensitive to a witness and Scully takes
over questioning--3 sips
Mulder and Scully get the cold shoulder from local authorities--2 sips
Mulder and Scully get cooperation from local authorities--3 sips
Something obviously paranormal occurs and Mulder witnesses it--1 sip
Something obviously paranormal occurs and Scully misses it because she is
locked out or unconscious--2 sips
Something obviously paranormal occurs and Scully witnesses it but manages
to half-heartedly explain it away--3 sips
Something obviously paranormal occurs and Scully acknowledges it--5 sips
Mulder wakes Scully up in the middle of the night--2 sips
Scully wakes Mulder up in the middle of the night--3 sips
Scully is in her bathrobe--3 sips
Scully is in her bra and underwear--4 sips
You are watching the pilot with one or more women who get annoyed because
they felt it necessary to show Scully in her bra and underwear--2
additional sips
You are watching the pilot with one or more men who can't figure out why
the women are annoyed that they show Scully in her bra and underwear--2
additional sips (Disclaimer: the authors of the drinking game cannot be
held responsible for a bar brawl erupting at this point.)
Someone makes a comment about Mulder's nickname (Spooky)--2 sips
Someone makes a comment about Mulder's given name (Fox)--3 sips
Mulder makes a comment about his nickname--4 sips
Mulder jumps on a false clue that supports his theory--1 sip
Mulder fails to jump on an actual clue that supports his theory--2 sips
Mulder begins a case certain that it is UFO-related--1 sip
The case is actually UFO-related--2 sips
Mulder and Scully have a close encounter of any kind--3 sips
Whatever has been killing people goes after Scully--2 sips
Whatever has been killing people goes after Mulder--3 sips
Whatever has been killing people goes after Scully *and* Mulder--4 sips
Whatever has been killing people shows up at FBI headquarters and
surrenders--10 sips
Scully is wearing pants--3 sips
Scully and Mulder are tromping around woods outside Vancouver regardless of
where they're supposed to be--2 sips
Scully is tromping around the woods in a suit and dress shoes--3 sips
Scully is tromping around the woods in sensible attire--4 sips
Mulder smiles--2 sips
Scully smiles--4 sips
Whatever has been killing people smiles--5 sips, you're gonna need 'em
Mulder goes to acquaintances in weird organisations for information--2
sips
Scully is less than impressed with said acquaintances--2 sips
Said acquaintances comment that Scully is "hot"--3 sips
Mulder compares a case to an old X-File--1 sip
The comparison is valid--2 sips
The comparison is off but gives them a clue--3 sips
The comparison is totally off-base and useless--4 sips
Someone is reported to have fifth- and sixth-degree burns over 90% of
his/her body--3 sips
Short version of opening credits--3 sips
Two episodes air in one week--2 sips
Scully and/or Mulder draw their gun(s)--1 sip
Scully and/or Mulder fire their gun(s)--4 sips
Firing the gun(s) accomplishes nothing--1 additional sip
Firing the gun(s) accomplishes something--2 additional sips
The bad guy decks Mulder--2 sips
Mulder decks the bad guy--3 sips
The bad guy decks Scully--3 sips
Scully decks the bad guy--4 sips
The bad guy decks "Deep Throat"--10 sips
Scully throws up--3 sips
Scully looks like she's going to throw up--no sips, happens too often
Mulder is eating some kind of seeds--1 sip
He offers some to Scully--3 sips