"If your sister marries your uncle...."

[Charlie McDowell]

Hi there! I just watched the X-files last Sunday (1/25/98), and my friend
and I are trying to figure out a line that wa said. It goes something
like this:

"If your sister marries your uncle, you'll be your own grandfather."

But, this isn't it, exactly. Any thoughts or knowledge of the actual
line???? If you can help in this desperate situation, please email me at

je...@cats.ucsc.edu
or
scul...@hotmail.com

THANK YOU!!!!!!

[Rebecca Moss]

In article <charlie-2801...@octal-lab-mac08.ucsc.edu>,
cha...@cis.ucsc.edu (Charlie McDowell) wrote:

> Hi there! I just watched the X-files last Sunday (1/25/98), and my friend
> and I are trying to figure out a line that wa said. It goes something
> like this:
>
>
> "If your sister marries your uncle, you'll be your own grandfather."
>

"If your sister's your aunt and your mother marries your uncle, you'd be
your own grandpa."

(I scribbled it down the first time I heard it.)

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[Bee 526951]

I'm trying to figure this out, but I don't get it. So if your sister is your
aunt, which means your mother is your sister's sister, which means your mother
is your sister, which can't be possible. I'm really confused, but very curious
now.
~ tHy

[Tara Charnow]

Coleen Sullivan-Baier wrote:
>
> In <19980130044...@ladder03.news.aol.com> bee5...@aol.com

> She should have just said "If your aunt had balls, she'd be
> your uncle."
>
> Self explanatory.
>
> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXgizzieXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

But then, the censors at Fox would have dubbed the word 'balls' with
'bells.'

I have an aunt who has balls. Her name is Auntie Frank, and we love her
very much. Sadly, one day, Auntie Frank was caught shoplifting a sausage
in her dress (at least, that's what they told me.) Now Auntie Frank is
in prison, where she makes all sorts of new and interesting friends.

Tara

[Coleen Sullivan-Baier]

[Pyrephox18]

>I'm trying to figure this out, but I don't get it. So if your sister is your
>aunt, which means your mother is your sister's sister, which means your
>mother
>is your sister, which can't be possible. I'm really confused, but very
>curious
>now.

Haven't you ever heard the song "I am my own Granpa?"

Take two coulples: Father, Son and Mother, daughter...

IF the Son marries the Mother, and the Father Marries the Daughter...then the
Son is his own granpa!

(NOTE: This doesn't involve anything illegal, F/S, and M/D are unrelated...)

Pyrephox- the learned one!