What *is* squidge?
wal...@squidge.org
Somebody defined:
> > SQUIDGE (skwidg) verb: 1) A female's involuntary
physical
> > response to a verbal, visual, or audial sexual stimuli, involving not
> > unpleasant spasaming of the musculature of the lower interior
> > quadrant, and most often accompanied by a moan. 2) The female counter
> > part to "getting a woody"--a "wide on" (DD in that leather jacket
> > makes me squidge)
> >
> > noun: 1) The liquidous by-product of the action 2) female "cum"
> > (Sit on a towel when you watch "Duane Barry", or the squidge stains
> > will ruin your couch)
> >
And Cavitysam responded:
>Funny, that's not what my dictionary says...
Actually, (and not to be a bitch, but...) this is not the correct
definition for the term squidge. The term squidge was defined three years
ago by the Duchovniks, and it's long term, net accepted definition is as
follows:
squidge (skwij): The remaining dampness, usually on sitting surfaces or in
clothing, after a person has partaken in visual, oral, or written stimuli
of a somewhat sexual nature. Squidge can be produced by either gender, but
is more pronounced in females. See also DFR (Duchovny Fantasy Residue).
-verb To cause one to squidge. The active production of DFR. ex: David
Duchovny makes me squidge. see also spooge. -adj A personal atribute given
to someone who is considered to produce emotions that are exciting or
intended to excite sexual desire. See also sexy. Squidged, squidging, to
have squidged, will be squidging, is quite squidgy, puddle of squidge, the
squidgiest.
And actually, this exact definition was submitted to the slang dictionary
about two years ago, but I never found out if it got in there or not. I
know the guy writing it wanted it, though.
Questions? Concerns? Followup? Margarita?
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