wanna drink with the x-files?
elaine wong
Since there's been a number of people requesting for an x-files
drinking game, and seeing no one is willing to post one up as yet,
I've got an old one I took out from the internet months ago from a
Miss Aidan. While were waiting for the "new ans improved" x-files
drinking game list, let's enjoy this one a little while longer.
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*************THE COMPLETE X-FILES DRINKING GAME***************************
BASIC RULES: You call the event, you don't have to drink. ie. I'm
watching with my pal, J, and I see that Mulder has just experienced a
time lapse. I say, "1 drink," and J must drink.
THE PARTY RULES: Divide into teams, with 1 extra left over to be the
slightly nerdy person who watches the rules list (which follows).
When a person on one team calls on, the whole other team must drink.
If two people calls one at the same time, both teams drink.
READY?? HERE WE GO!!
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ONE SIP EVENTS:
Mulder says something funny (Mulderism)
Either character smiles
Either character apears in nondress clothing
An interior scene is brightly lit
A mutant/monster/werewolf/vampire/alien/psychopath kills someone
Character show their badges
Mulder eats sunflower seeds
Scully Drinks iced tea
Echo of the opening music plays
Either character uses a flashlight
Someone mentions a famous conspiracy theory ie. Kennedy
assassination, Rosewell, or other
Either character fires a gun
A computer does something they can't/don't do
Skinner/smoking man appears
Either character says "something weird just happened to me"
Either character experienced a lapse in time
Someone mentions deep throat or Mr. X
Mulder falls alseep on the couch
The all-important evidence of alien sighting (film, photo, DNA) is
lost/stolen
Bright lights implying alien presence
TWO SIP EVENTS:
Anything "spooky" that happens in the forest
Anyone experiencing gravitational disturbances
Either character launches into a long explanation of some
historical/scientific fact
Scully offers a scientific explanation that is actually more
incredible than Mulder's idea
Either character kills someone
Mulder and Scully touch
Mulder/Scully decides to go to a dark site to check something out, alone
Scully and Mulder refer to "they" without ever mentioning who "they" are
Scully flinches during an autopsy
Scully and Mulder leave the room to have a whispered "conference"
Either character drives something other than a government issue
American car
THREE SIP EVENTS:
Either character is kidnapped by aliens/government (what's the difference?)
Either character has to be placed in quarantine/decontamination
Mulder is seen with porn paraphernalia
Either character goes out on a date
We get to see either characters dreams
Either character is put in jail
Important expert/witness dies under mysterious circumstances
An alien leaves a mark on a human body
FOUR SIP EVENTS:
Mulder loses his temper
Internet is mentioned
A "dead" character reappears
Mulder find his sister
EVENTS THAT REQUIRE SPECIAL ACTION:
Scully and Mulder have sex: Unsubscribe to alt.tv.x-files and throw
away your TV, take up needlepoint for
Friday entertainment, fly to Vancouver
and picket at the 1013 offices, ask Fox
to cancel the show
An episode ends with everything completely resolved: same as above
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There you X-philes, an old drinking game I picked up a few months ago
through the internet. I think this will hold us over until the
rumoured "new and improved" version comes.
If anyone would like to thank me, or repond to me, my e-mail address
is: elw...@chat.carleton.ca
Or, if anyone has other x-files drinking game list, post or mail to me.
Have fun, take care and don't drink and drive!!
Fellow x-philes Wong