One One Two Thousand
laura capozzola
12/31 or the devil decides to make an appearance and tells me I'm going
down or the 4 Horsemen ride through and pick me up or some terrorist
idiots somewhere decide to do something nasty (especially in my neck of
the woods) or the aliens decide THE TIME IS NOW or I see Elvis at the
7-11 and he invites me to his concert in Vegas for the weekend, I want
you all to know you are the finest people that I have had the
opportunity to share the last century with. (ooh, ooh grammar error!)
AND, I'll be thinking of all of you as I eat my beanie weenies out of a
can and roam the United States in tattered clothes looking for The
Postman. So, HAPPY NEW YEAR! a little early, you know, just in case.
AND Happy Anniversary (12/31) to the Carters!
Laura
Oh yeah, if Armageddon goes down, please understand that the campaign
for the return of the Krycek arm will be on a much slower track. ;-D
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Boondoggler
> Just in case my computer ceases to function at the stroke of midnight on
> 12/31 or the devil decides to make an appearance and tells me I'm going
> down or the 4 Horsemen ride through and pick me up or some terrorist
> idiots somewhere decide to do something nasty (especially in my neck of
> the woods) or the aliens decide THE TIME IS NOW or I see Elvis at the
> 7-11 and he invites me to his concert in Vegas for the weekend, I want
> you all to know you are the finest people that I have had the
> opportunity to share the last century with. (ooh, ooh grammar error!)
> AND, I'll be thinking of all of you as I eat my beanie weenies out of a
> can and roam the United States in tattered clothes looking for The
> Postman.
Hey now, that's a good book and movie too. I've been thinking about it
today as I was planning on which post-apocalyptic leader to follow.
> So, HAPPY NEW YEAR! a little early, you know, just in case.
Happy New Year to you! And all yous others too.
(Just a little early because you know, I plan to be not coherent in the
heart of a major metropolitan area at this time tomorrow night.)
> Laura
> Oh yeah, if Armageddon goes down, please understand that the campaign
> for the return of the Krycek arm will be on a much slower track. ;-D
However the Mulder glasses campaign will continue at full strength. I
mean where will one find saline solution in a post apocalyptic world?
--
Boondoggler
XFW1114, ggg, MBC
MiGiS7 - wire rims or bust!
Kimba
Crazy Chick wrote:
<Snippage of some mighty fine Y2K paranoia..>.
> AND, I'll be thinking of all of you as I eat my beanie weenies out of a
> >can and roam the United States in tattered clothes looking for The
> >Postman. So, HAPPY NEW YEAR! a little early, you know, just in case.
>
<Then CrazyChick wrote pensively...>
>
> Happy New Year! We should have everyone check in after midnight in their
> timezone to see what happens, presuming of course that the computers are still
> functioning... Remind me to go out into the woods and get a really big stick
> for defense...
Ah- you see, we here in the Tundra are used to such things..
Why- we will merely strap on our mukluks and snowshoes, grab an oil lamp or two,
and make our way across the frozen wastes to lift a libation or three with our
fellow woodland inhabitants...
Moos wah' the moose and Beav'wah the beaver.
Then..we will all listen to Great Big Sea and Sarah MacLauchlin, and toast the
millennium with a cold frosty beer.
And eat some Kraft dinner. and some back bacon.
And to really celebrate, we'll get all decked out in our finest parkas and
mittens- and a brand spanking new "Y" toque, eh?
Then we'll get out our coal oil powered, and hand cranked computers, and have a
wild time on the internet!
And we'll carry large maple leaf branches to ward off the Algerian terrorists who
may be lurking near our borders...
I am!
Kimba
Happy New Year to the best bunch of 'Philes I know...
course - you are the ONLY bunch of 'philes I know... but I digress...
Happy Y2K everybody..
Jen (is not a potato)
Kimba <ki...@golden.net> opined pensively:
>Ah- you see, we here in the Tundra are used to such things..
>
>Why- we will merely strap on our mukluks and snowshoes, grab an oil lamp or two,
>and make our way across the frozen wastes to lift a libation or three with our
>fellow woodland inhabitants...
>Moos wah' the moose and Beav'wah the beaver.
Be careful with those libations. Make sure you know from whence they
were brewed, if you catch my meaning. If you're drinking with the
wildlife and all...
>Then..we will all listen to Great Big Sea and Sarah MacLauchlin, and toast the
>millennium with a cold frosty beer.
But the Great Big Sea (Celine? Isn't that who you mean... unless
that's the name of some REAL group originating in Canada)... I mean
Celine is retiring as of tomorrow night. I say: Give us back Maine,
you Canucks! You no longer have any power over us!
Hey, you could listen to kd lang. She's a talented Canadian gal.
>And eat some Kraft dinner. and some back bacon.
Yum. And yum again.
>And to really celebrate, we'll get all decked out in our finest parkas and
>mittens- and a brand spanking new "Y" toque, eh?
>Then we'll get out our coal oil powered, and hand cranked computers, and have a
>wild time on the internet!
>And we'll carry large maple leaf branches to ward off the Algerian terrorists who
>may be lurking near our borders...
Just crank up that Celine on your self powered computers and no
terrorists will bother you. She's Canada's number one defense. And
offense.
>Happy New Year to the best bunch of 'Philes I know...
Um... Me too.
>course - you are the ONLY bunch of 'philes I know... but I digress...
How many are in a bunch?
Okay, bye,
Jen
Wishing you a splendid Apocalypse
--
XFW1 FEB ggg
www.geocities.com/Wellesley/Atrium/2116
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One never really learns how the witch
became wicked or whether it was the right
choice for her-- is it ever the right
choice? ~Gregory Maguire~
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Crazy Chick
>12/31 or the devil decides to make an appearance and tells me I'm going
>down or the 4 Horsemen ride through and pick me up or some terrorist
>idiots somewhere decide to do something nasty (especially in my neck of
>the woods) or the aliens decide THE TIME IS NOW or I see Elvis at the
>7-11 and he invites me to his concert in Vegas for the weekend, I want
>you all to know you are the finest people that I have had the
>opportunity to share the last century with. (ooh, ooh grammar error!)
>can and roam the United States in tattered clothes looking for The
>Postman. So, HAPPY NEW YEAR! a little early, you know, just in case.
Happy New Year! We should have everyone check in after midnight in their
timezone to see what happens, presuming of course that the computers are still
functioning... Remind me to go out into the woods and get a really big stick
for defense...
(Waddayamean, the looneys have guns? Screw them, give everyone a Nerf bat an
let them fight it out...)
Crazy Chick
going to party like it's 999
-
D!S!DB, Samurai SMUTster
XFW#42; WotF Mistress-, *I*
Kimba
"
> Jen
>
> Wishing you a splendid Apocalypse
> --
Why thanks!
According to the many tests I have performed upon my thought to be Y2K ready computer,
it will fail miserably, and the four horsemen will run roughshod over the computer's
BIOS.
I will have to go back to bearskins and stone knives to access the internet.
Keep an eye out for the smoke signals from the tundra, will ya?
I am!
Kimba
who bought candles, batteries, bottled water, extra food and firewood today to keep
the Y2K cold from the door-
and who also bought several pairs of big wax lips so that at the appointed stroke of
midnight 2000... we can bend over and kiss our collective asses goodbye...
'Night!
Alan Hurshman
> And we'll carry large maple leaf branches to ward off the Algerian
terrorists who
> may be lurking near our borders...
Not to worry. I got the last of them across the border yesterday.
They are off to play pranks in South Dakota, a state where almost
no one owns a gun. Or so they've been told........
--
Alan Hurshman
FEB, CCC, GABAL, #27
Order of the Holy Pup
Kimba
Alan Hurshman wrote:
> "Kimba" <ki...@golden.net> wrote in message ...
> > And we'll carry large maple leaf branches to ward off the Algerian
> terrorists who
> > may be lurking near our borders...
>
> Not to worry. I got the last of them across the border yesterday.
> They are off to play pranks in South Dakota, a state where almost
> no one owns a gun. Or so they've been told........
>
Ahhh, Alan-
it's so good to know that you're on *our* side....
BWAHAAAAAAAAAA!
I am!
Kimba
still online...afraid to turnn the damn thing off in case it disappears
in a puff of smoke...and me with it...
laura capozzola
>
> laura capozzola <laur...@erols.com> wrote:
>
> > Just in case my computer ceases to function at the stroke of midnight on
> > 12/31 or the devil decides to make an appearance and tells me I'm going
> > down or the 4 Horsemen ride through and pick me up or some terrorist
> > idiots somewhere decide to do something nasty (especially in my neck of
> > the woods) or the aliens decide THE TIME IS NOW or I see Elvis at the
> > 7-11 and he invites me to his concert in Vegas for the weekend, I want
> > you all to know you are the finest people that I have had the
> > opportunity to share the last century with. (ooh, ooh grammar error!)
> > AND, I'll be thinking of all of you as I eat my beanie weenies out of a
> > can and roam the United States in tattered clothes looking for The
> > Postman.
>
> today as I was planning on which post-apocalyptic leader to follow.
See, I'm following CC just like a Deadhead without a VW. Although, with
no PC, this will be a hard thing to do. ;-D
Laura
Jewlz!
>Just in case my computer ceases to function at the stroke of midnight on
>12/31 or the devil decides to make an appearance and tells me I'm going
>down or the 4 Horsemen ride through and pick me up or some terrorist
>idiots somewhere decide to do something nasty (especially in my neck of
>the woods) or the aliens decide THE TIME IS NOW or I see Elvis at the
>7-11 and he invites me to his concert in Vegas for the weekend, I want
>you all to know you are the finest people that I have had the
>opportunity to share the last century with. (ooh, ooh grammar error!)
>AND, I'll be thinking of all of you as I eat my beanie weenies out of a
>can and roam the United States in tattered clothes looking for The
>
Happy Armageddon to everyone...I guess I'll reread all my XF mags and books
in case there's no power. Maybe I'll write up some nifty fanfics too. You
know..some of those racy fics that gets your heart all
atingle...Ohh...ohhhh..OHHHH!! <thuds on floor>. Anywoo, see ya'll next year
and in case I don't see ya...
Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight. ;D
--
Jewlz! <going to watch Triangle one last time...>
"Thank you very much." --JC as AK in "Man on the Moon"
*Wife of Robbie, Hobbs, and Kool Kristen* *I*
XFW # 7! WotF division
Samurai SMUTster # 1 x 7! Bring it on:::::::
SMUTsters OS:: http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~gavaska/smu/
--
Deborah
Kimba <ki...@golden.net> wrote in message
news:386C7777...@golden.net...
sniiip
> According to the many tests I have performed upon my thought to be Y2K
ready computer, it will fail miserably, and the four horsemen will run
roughshod over the computer's BIOS.
>
Kimba
I'm probably telling you something you already know, but you might be able
to find a patch for your BIOS. When your computer loads and the source of
your BIOS comes up, hit Pause/Break on your keyboard. You can then write
down the manufacturer and version of your BIOS. Mine was Phoenix
Technologies. Search for them on the web and most likely they will tell you
if your BIOS are Y2K compliant and may even have a patch or upgrade (free)
to download.
Deborah
Adora
> Kimba <ki...@golden.net> opined pensively:
>
> > Ah- you see, we here in the Tundra are used to such things..
> > Why- we will merely strap on our mukluks and snowshoes, grab
> > an oil lamp or two, and make our way across the frozen wastes
> > to lift a libation or three with our fellow woodland inhabitants...
> > Moos wah' the moose and Beav'wah the beaver.
>
> Be careful with those libations. Make sure you know from whence
> they were brewed, if you catch my meaning. If you're drinking with
> the wildlife and all...
It ain't no downstream beer ;-P
> > Then..we will all listen to Great Big Sea and Sarah MacLauchlin,
> > and toast the millennium with a cold frosty beer.
>
> But the Great Big Sea (Celine? Isn't that who you mean... unless
> that's the name of some REAL group originating in Canada)... I mean
> Celine is retiring as of tomorrow night. I say: Give us back Maine,
> you Canucks! You no longer have any power over us!
They can keep Maine.
> Hey, you could listen to kd lang. She's a talented Canadian gal.
>
> > And eat some Kraft dinner. and some back bacon.
>
> Yum. And yum again.
kd wouldn't let them eat the back bacon.
> > And to really celebrate, we'll get all decked out in our finest parkas
> > and mittens- and a brand spanking new "Y" toque, eh?
> > Then we'll get out our coal oil powered, and hand cranked computers,
> > and have a wild time on the internet!
> > And we'll carry large maple leaf branches to ward off the Algerian
> > terrorists who may be lurking near our borders...
>
> Just crank up that Celine on your self powered computers and no
> terrorists will bother you. She's Canada's number one defense. And
> offense.
Well, they do have that awesome chemical weapons program ;-)
> > Happy New Year to the best bunch of 'Philes I know...
> Um... Me too.
> > course - you are the ONLY bunch of 'philes I know... but I digress...
> How many are in a bunch?
> Okay, bye,
> Jen
>
> Wishing you a splendid Apocalypse
and a happy Armageddon
--
Adora
Cherry Sundae
FEB
"Screw you guys. I'm goin' home."
Alan Hurshman
> "Jen (is not a potato)" <jenn...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > Kimba <ki...@golden.net> opined pensively:
> > > and toast the millennium with a cold frosty beer.
> > But the Great Big Sea (Celine? Isn't that who you mean... unless
> > that's the name of some REAL group originating in Canada)...
A very popular group from Newfoundland.
> > Hey, you could listen to kd lang. She's a talented Canadian gal.
> > > And eat some Kraft dinner. and some back bacon.
> > Yum. And yum again.
> kd wouldn't let them eat the back bacon.
True. She's more into eating beaver.
> > Just crank up that Celine on your self powered computers and no
> > terrorists will bother you. She's Canada's number one defense. And
> > offense.
How do you think I got all the Algerians to leave.
> > Wishing you a splendid Apocalypse
> and a happy Armageddon
And Arm-a-geddon it first. Well, except for Newfoundland. And Europe.
And Africa. And Asia. And Australia. But they don't count.
Adora
Great! Now I have Def Leppard songs running through my head.
Thanks, Alan! :-P
Des
> Just in case my
> computer ceases to function at the stroke of midnight on
> 12/31 or the devil decides to make an appearance and tells me I'm going
> down or the 4 Horsemen ride through and pick me up or some terrorist
> idiots somewhere decide to do something nasty (especially in my neck of
> the woods) or the aliens decide THE TIME IS NOW or I see Elvis at the
> 7-11 and he invites me to his concert in Vegas for the weekend, I want
> you all to know you are the finest people that I have had the
> opportunity to share the last century with. (ooh, ooh grammar error!)
Where's the GGG when you need them? :)
> AND, I'll be thinking of all of you as I eat my beanie weenies out of a
> can and roam the United States in tattered clothes looking for The
> Postman. So, HAPPY NEW YEAR! a little early, you know, just in case.
>
And Happy New Year to you too, Laura
> AND Happy Anniversary (12/31) to the Carters!
What an interesting date to choose for a wedding day.
> Laura
> Oh yeah, if Armageddon goes down, please understand that the campaign
> for the return of the Krycek arm will be on a much slower track. ;-D
Well, naturally :-)
Des
bluestef
Alan Hurshman <alanhu...@hfx.eastlink.ca> wrote in message
news:oj9b4.154$o61....@sapphire.mtt.net...
: "Adora" <hea...@nospam.ctaz.com> wrote in message ...
: > "Jen (is not a potato)" <jenn...@earthlink.net> wrote:
: > > Kimba <ki...@golden.net> opined pensively:
: > > > Then..we will all listen to Great Big Sea and Sarah MacLauchlin,
: > > > and toast the millennium with a cold frosty beer.
: > > But the Great Big Sea (Celine? Isn't that who you mean... unless
: > > that's the name of some REAL group originating in Canada)...
:
: A very popular group from Newfoundland.
:
:
: > > Hey, you could listen to kd lang. She's a talented Canadian gal.
: > > > And eat some Kraft dinner. and some back bacon.
: > > Yum. And yum again.
: > kd wouldn't let them eat the back bacon.
:
: True. She's more into eating beaver.
: FEB, CCC, GABAL, #27
: Order of the Holy Pup
:
Alan! I can't believe you said that! Fortunately, I decided to go
beverage-free at the computer tonight, so the monitor remains safe.
--
TrueBlueStef
X-Files Whore #55
Xeminar Class of '99
LLL Member
Go For It!! (and don't come back)
:
Miss Moo
<snip>
>So, HAPPY NEW YEAR! a little early, you know, just in case.
>
>
I agree with this post.
Ok, bye.
Marita
***
Betty, go to Snarles the Painter, and tell him to paint me a sign, with--'no
suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor;'--might as well kill
both birds at once.
XFW/W #23 OBSSE *I* NRMTPB-RMD-PotC&tSK members.xoom.com/Marita1121
Alan Hurshman
> :
> beverage-free at the computer tonight, so the monitor remains safe.
Darned. Foiled again!
--
VerlindaH
>From: laura capozzola laur...@erols.com
>Date: Thu, 30 December 1999 06:02 PM EST
>I'll be thinking of all of you as I eat my beanie weenies out of a
>can and roam the United States in tattered clothes looking for The
>Postman. So, HAPPY NEW YEAR! a little early, you know, just in case.
>
Happy New Year to you, too!
Ditch the Beanie Weenies--KK doughnuts are the only true survival food!
VerlindaH