Rat'nik FAQ: Condensed Public Version
Crunchy Frog
Condensed "Frequently Asked Questions",
Public Version.
(MiniFAQ-PV)
Last update: Feb 7, 1996
P R O C E E D A T O W N R I S K
ATTENTION: This FAQ is the _condensed_ version of the
authorized Ratboy Public FAQ.
All the really good stuff is in the Ratboy
Brigade *Members Only* FAQ. ;)
S E C U R I T Y C L E A R A N C E L E V E L # 102
Welcome to the Ratboy Brigade MiniFAQ for
the confused and apprehensive!
( SQUEAK! )-- <:8 )--
What's The Ratboy Brigade?
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The Ratboy Brigade was formed in June 1995 by a few eccentric
X-Philes who unashamedly prefer villains to heroes. Their villain of
choice is ex-Agent Alex "Ratboy" Krycek, the weaselly, backstabbing civil
servant who, over the course of 6 episodes, managed to do some
considerable trimming on Mulder's and Scully's Xmas shopping lists.
Though not confirmed by anyone who really has a clue, the Ratboy
Brigade (Or "Rat'niks") may have been the first internet villian's
fan club. It's members think ex-Agent Krycek is just about the coolest
thing since tuberculosis, and firmly believe that anybody who can arouse
as much abject hatred on the a.t.x newsgroup as Krycek did certainly
deserves recognition.
Is This Another Hormone Brigade?
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NO! There is/was a Nicholas Lea Estrogen Brigade (NLEB), but that is
not in any way affiliated with the Ratboy Brigade. The Rat'niks are *not* a
hormone brigade. While exclamations over Nic Lea's good looks aren't
actually discouraged, that isn't the point of the Brigade.
What *Is* The Point Of The Brigade?
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you and everyone with a
similar DNA pattern.
How Can I Join The Ratboy Brigade?
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Contact Agent Crunchy Frog (awa...@sfu.ca) for an application.
Admission and expulsion fron the Brigade happen at her whim. She's
easily bribed. Word to the wise: she likes expensive jewelry, fine
artwork, and residences in the country. A new car might be nice, too.
Episodes That Ratboy Appears in:
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Sleepless
Duane Barry
Ascension
Anasazi
The Blessing Way
Paperclip
upcoming: Piper Maru
What Other Vitally Important Information Should I Have?
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For that, you've got to be a member. Sorry.
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WARNING: Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should a Ratboy Brigadeer be asked to
go for coffee. This _really_ annoys them.
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WARNING, THE SEQUEL: Rat'niks say, "SPELLING COUNTS!!" If you have
difficulty remembering how to spell "Krycek", then please just call him
Ratboy!! Or use the mnemonic:
K iller
R odents
Y ell
C onstantly,
E xasperating
K GB!
*If you have any new info for either the Public or the Restricted FAQs,
please send it in & I'll update them.*
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-- Agent Crunchy Frog, Liason Officer for the Ratboy Brigade.
e-mail: awa...@sfu.ca
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Crunchy Frog Tyrannical Rat'nik Leader, @_@
One of the Founding Bartlettes, Fervent Bluteauian, ( o )
and High Priestess and Demi-Goddess-By-Proxy (||_||)
of the Church of Constructive Cynicism ^^ ^^
"The Ratboy Brigade: The Few. The Proud. The Feral." <:8 )--
Chris Williams
My God, Crunchoid. Thou art alive. I thought you dead from the Black
Death. Word is Rattus Rattus soon shows his pointy little head again,
whiskers, no doubt, a twitchin'. Quiet your poundin' heart and
contemplate his inevitable demise -- and keep flea collars on all
pets.
Chris