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Tamara Poirier

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Nov 10, 1994, 11:56:28 PM11/10/94
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>Normally I find it a turn off when women have the chests of little boys
but
>Gillian Anderson is still hot.
>Beazly


I just watched "One Breath" off of satellite, with a bunch of guys from
work, and all of us agreed that we couldn't take our eyes of her chest! I
actually said that out loud, "wow, that's not a flattering angle, all you
look at is her chest" and one of the guys said "now you know why guys
stare". I know that sounds rude but you'll see what I mean. Pregnacy does
that to you, I guess. (Sorry for this comment, but I think it's true - I
also loved the episode for the first three quarters, then they seemed to
run out of time and hurriedly wrapped up the show)

Chris Carter

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Nov 12, 1994, 4:24:19 AM11/12/94
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Tamara Poirier (Tamara_...@mindlink.bc.ca) wrote:

: I just watched "One Breath" off of satellite, with a bunch of guys from


: work, and all of us agreed that we couldn't take our eyes of her chest! I
: actually said that out loud, "wow, that's not a flattering angle, all you
: look at is her chest" and one of the guys said "now you know why guys
: stare". I know that sounds rude but you'll see what I mean. Pregnacy does
: that to you, I guess. (Sorry for this comment, but I think it's true - I
: also loved the episode for the first three quarters, then they seemed to
: run out of time and hurriedly wrapped up the show)

When a woman gets pregnant, (and, subsequently, has a child) she
lactates. That is, she produces milk for her child. This function also
has the side effect of enlarging the breasts.

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log...@microcity.com

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Nov 12, 1994, 11:51:13 AM11/12/94
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IC>Tamara Poirier (Tamara_...@mindlink.bc.ca) wrote:

IC>: I just watched "One Breath" off of satellite, with a bunch of guys from
IC>: work, and all of us agreed that we couldn't take our eyes of her chest! I
IC>: actually said that out loud, "wow, that's not a flattering angle, all you
IC>: look at is her chest" and one of the guys said "now you know why guys
IC>: stare". I know that sounds rude but you'll see what I mean. Pregnacy doe
IC>: that to you, I guess. (Sorry for this comment, but I think it's true - I
IC>: also loved the episode for the first three quarters, then they seemed to
IC>: run out of time and hurriedly wrapped up the show)

IC>When a woman gets pregnant, (and, subsequently, has a child) she
IC>lactates. That is, she produces milk for her child. This function also
IC>has the side effect of enlarging the breasts.

For God's sakes why in the world is one of the dominant topics in here
a debate on Gillian Andersons breast size??? I am sure that Mrs.
Anderson would rather us as fans to talk about how good a job she does
or what we like about her character or don't like in some kind of
intelligent manner. I also feel that its pretty much safe to assume
that any guy here does feel she is an attractive woman. As any female
writer feels that Mr. Duchovny is an attractive guy. But I do not
watch the show to get somekind of jolly waiting for a great boob shot.
One writer put it rather nicely already to another use...pay the $11 a
month a get the Playboy channel for chrissakes...
I have an idea Mr. Carter. Maybe you could sneak in another comment
about running debates about breast size on the internet in some
unrelated section.
I hope that Mrs. Anderson has been spared the....distasteful feeling
(is the only way I can put it) that a major topic, in a world wide
mailing network, is her chest.

Logan

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Rebecca Tracy

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Nov 12, 1994, 1:02:23 PM11/12/94
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>Chris Carter (car...@teleport.com) wrote:
>: Tamara Poirier (Tamara_...@mindlink.bc.ca) wrote:


>: When a woman gets pregnant, (and, subsequently, has a child) she

>: lactates. That is, she produces milk for her child. This function also
>: has the side effect of enlarging the breasts.

>Anne Marie Jessop) writes:
>Well, yes, of course, but lying on her back like that, presumably naked
>under the hospital gown, I would expect them to kind of droop or slide
>over to the sides, not stick straight up like one of Madonna's Gaultier
>costumes!! They just didn't look real. Not that I was that distracted,
>of course...
> I figure it's either some new kind of implant from the aliens, or the
>aliens injected her with a local anti-gravity serum.

As one who has been there (lactation-land, I mean), a sturdy bra is necessary
after giving birth. Those things get heavy, and *sore* with no support. Thus,
the "Madonna look" I assume. The woman just had a c-section, how much pain
should we ask her to go through?

--Rebecca

Rosa Burger

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Nov 12, 1994, 3:34:57 PM11/12/94
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hmmm, must've been wearing her nursing bra under the hospital gown?!

Chris Carter

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Nov 12, 1994, 3:38:29 PM11/12/94
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log...@microcity.com wrote:

: IC>When a woman gets pregnant, (and, subsequently, has a child) she


: IC>lactates. That is, she produces milk for her child. This function also
: IC>has the side effect of enlarging the breasts.

: For God's sakes why in the world is one of the dominant topics in here
: a debate on Gillian Andersons breast size??? I am sure that Mrs.
: Anderson would rather us as fans to talk about how good a job she does
: or what we like about her character or don't like in some kind of
: intelligent manner.

Yes, I'm sure she would.

: I also feel that its pretty much safe to assume


: that any guy here does feel she is an attractive woman. As any female
: writer feels that Mr. Duchovny is an attractive guy. But I do not
: watch the show to get somekind of jolly waiting for a great boob shot.

Nor do I.

: I have an idea Mr. Carter. Maybe you could sneak in another comment


: about running debates about breast size on the internet in some
: unrelated section.

What, you mean like alt.sex.breasts.scully?

: I hope that Mrs. Anderson has been spared the....distasteful feeling


: (is the only way I can put it) that a major topic, in a world wide
: mailing network, is her chest.

My comments were not distastful, until you posted this. please, Please,
PLEASE, stop taking all this so seriously. Enjoy yourself! :)

The Bry Guy

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Nov 12, 1994, 10:02:23 PM11/12/94
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In article <58...@mindlink.bc.ca> Tamara_...@mindlink.bc.ca (Tamara Poirier) writes:
>From: Tamara_...@mindlink.bc.ca (Tamara Poirier)
>Subject: Gillian Anderson is flat - NOT!
>Date: Thu, 10 Nov 94 20:56:28 -0800

When the one hospital scene came on my brother, who is normally a very
quiet person, said, quite simply, "Holy shit...".

That just about summed it up for me too. The magic of WonderBra.

"Some people don't see the light until it shines through Bullet Holes.."


-Bruce Cockburn.

Brian James O'connell

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Nov 12, 1994, 11:25:51 PM11/12/94
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am...@rice.edu writes:
>
> Which means, of course, that They are actually the manufacturers of the
> Wonderbra, and don't care whom they have to kill to get such advanced
> technology.

I think you have something there. After all, Dwayne Barry
did say that the aliens, government, and a corporation were all
in cahoots. The way I see it is that the aliens contacted the
U.S. government and gives the Wonderbra design to them in order
for the right to mutilate our cattle and kidnap unwary citizens
and perform experiments on them. The government in turn
licenses the design to a corporation in return for huge tax
concessions. Sorry, Mr. Carter, but you will have to think
another 3-4 steps ahead to outwit us wily X-Files fans.

Brian O'Connell

Edward Ng

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Nov 12, 1994, 11:46:10 AM11/12/94
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Anne Marie Jessop (am...@rice.edu) wrote:


: Well, yes, of course, but lying on her back like that, presumably naked

: under the hospital gown, I would expect them to kind of droop or slide
: over to the sides, not stick straight up like one of Madonna's Gaultier
: costumes!! They just didn't look real. Not that I was that distracted,
: of course...
: I figure it's either some new kind of implant from the aliens, or the
: aliens injected her with a local anti-gravity serum.

: :)

: Which means, of course, that They are actually the manufacturers of the

: Wonderbra, and don't care whom they have to kill to get such advanced
: technology.

The women I was watching X-files last night with made a bigger deal out
of it than I did. I noticed but didn't say anything. They kept saying
that she must be wearing a bra under the gown. Maybe, maybe not.

It's amazing what pregnancy does to a woman. It's not
that I mind :)))


Cheers,
Ed (add me to the membership of GA's IDDG club!)


log...@microcity.com

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Nov 13, 1994, 12:35:26 AM11/13/94
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IC>: I have an idea Mr. Carter. Maybe you could sneak in another comment
IC>: about running debates about breast size on the internet in some
IC>: unrelated section.

IC>What, you mean like alt.sex.breasts.scully?

Snicker...that got some root beer foam...(that stings)


IC>: I hope that Mrs. Anderson has been spared the....distasteful feeling
IC>: (is the only way I can put it) that a major topic, in a world wide
IC>: mailing network, is her chest.

IC>My comments were not distastful, until you posted this. please, Please,
IC>PLEASE, stop taking all this so seriously. Enjoy yourself! :)

No, your comments were not distasteful. I apologize if it seemed
directed at yourself...but...I...hit my head on the desk too
hard..yeah.yeah...out of desperation..yea yea...
But seriously..yeah..I am enjoying myself...I thought we could talk
more about why Cancer Man should have been blasted or not..or something
like that, thats all. Thanks for the valium. :)

Logan

Big or small, I love them all...

Don Whiteside

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Nov 13, 1994, 2:19:09 AM11/13/94
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In article <Cz6uz...@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>,
<bj...@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU> writes:

> am...@rice.edu writes:

> > Which means, of course, that They are actually the manufacturers of
> > the Wonderbra, and don't care whom they have to kill to get such
> > advanced technology.

> I think you have something there. After all, Dwayne Barry
> did say that the aliens, government, and a corporation were all
> in cahoots. The way I see it is that the aliens contacted the
> U.S. government and gives the Wonderbra design to them in order
> for the right to mutilate our cattle and kidnap unwary citizens
> and perform experiments on them.

Well, if we go on the theory that the larger a woman's breasts are, the
stupider _men_ get, (a theory with plenty of support I'll admit) then
perhaps spreading the WB through the world is a way to soften up half the
world population before takeover attemps begin....


Michelle

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Nov 13, 1994, 8:23:35 AM11/13/94
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In article <tracy.25.1...@osu.edu> trac...@osu.edu (Rebecca Tracy) writes:

>As one who has been there (lactation-land, I mean), a sturdy bra is necessary
>after giving birth. Those things get heavy, and *sore* with no support. Thus,
>the "Madonna look" I assume. The woman just had a c-section, how much pain
>should we ask her to go through?

I was thinking it still looked too "wonderbra-esque" since she was laying
on her back (I have been the lactation-land route myself), and, esp. in
the scene where she is dressed in white with her father, not very
smooth.

Perhaps they padded her up a bit more to help keep the gown from clinging
to the probably-not-so-flat-YET tummy we all no exists after one has
a child, esp a c/sec!

michelle

Stephanie Struble

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Nov 13, 1994, 12:11:48 PM11/13/94
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In article <3a3945$8...@elaine.teleport.com>
car...@teleport.com (Chris Carter) writes:

I agree with you. I read your original post and didn't find your
comments distasteful, but simply an observation. I also felt the same
way when they zoomed into that shot with Scully lying on the table...it
caught your attention, but not in a sexual way...more in a
disconcerting way. And I'm speaking technique and aesthetics here, not
*what* the object is. I would've felt the same way had one of her feet
been extremely swollen...*that* is where your eye would go first as you
enter the room through the camera's eye.

On the point of "lactating breasts," I don't necessarily see any
difference in discussion of that than the ongoing discussions
concerning Scully's pregnancy. Comments such as "boob jobs" put this
discussion exactly where the reade seems to object to--in a sexual
context. I didn't see Scully's breasts in that way, nor did I read
Carter's comments in that way. This is simply about observing real
conditions and how those conditions play out on film--from the
points-of-view of the camera and the viewer.

stephanie

Mark Frein

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Nov 13, 1994, 2:38:15 PM11/13/94
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Anne Marie Jessop (am...@rice.edu) wrote:

: Well, yes, of course, but lying on her back like that, presumably naked
: under the hospital gown, I would expect them to kind of droop or slide
: over to the sides, not stick straight up like one of Madonna's Gaultier
: costumes!! They just didn't look real. Not that I was that distracted,
: of course...
: I figure it's either some new kind of implant from the aliens, or the
: aliens injected her with a local anti-gravity serum.

: :)

I'm sure someone else has already pointed this out, but....

A woman who has recently given birth will have breasts that seem to defy
gravity, they are not longer soft and plyable...but full of milk and rock
hard. This effect goes away after a while, either throught a routine of
breast feeding or if the mother bottle feeds rather than nurses the baby.

Taking into account the recent birth of the child, the er, prominence of
her breasts is believable...however, it *does* seem kind of unusual for
the poor character of Scully, unless she had that split DNA stuff in her
system from "carrying"an alien baby for all of a couple weeks (or however
long she turned out to be gone)... In which case, *she* should be the
first to notice when she wakes up better endowed than when she was
abducted...
:)

Nicole

Windy Hardaway

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Nov 13, 1994, 5:27:11 PM11/13/94
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Stuff deleted..


The woman was PREGNANT!! When you are pregnant your breasts get bigger.
Needless to say they feel sore without any support so she probably wore a
bra under the hospital gown. The poor woman only missed filming ONE
episode of the show so she is more than likely not back into pre-pregnancy
shape! It takes most women almost a YEAR before their bodies are back to
the way they were before the baby! Not to mention she had a C-section!
And if she is breast-feeding her baby, her breast are going to be larger
than her normal size for a couple of months.

Does this clarify ANYTHING for those of you who came up with the brilliant
Wonderbra, boob-job, etc. ideas!?!?!?!?!?!?

-Windy

Anne Marie Jessop

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Nov 13, 1994, 7:22:03 PM11/13/94
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Windy Hardaway (wi...@physics.utexas.edu) wrote:
: Stuff deleted..


Yes? And your point is...?
Listen, darlin', I've been there, done that as far as lactation and sore,
engorged breasts go. Most people posting on this group know that GA had a
baby; most people with the possible exception of Walter Yen respect her and
appreciate her talent without considering her breast size. IT WAS A
JOKE!! As far as I'm concerned, a good natured one as well. I mean,
holy shit, consider the amount of drooling over DD's speedo a few
weeks ago. Did anyone get outraged over that? As far as I'm concerned,
your complaint is actually, insidiously more sexist than the jokes
themselves, because it implies that we should somehow not notice that GA's
body has naturally changed due to her pregnancy and C-section; it
implies that pregnancy is an unmentionable, sanctified condition, and
that, again, considering the amount of noise about the speedo, GA's
pregnancy places her in a special, unassailable (at least, un-jokeable)
position because SHE IS A MOTHER NOW. I dislike the gender-essentializing
implications of that quite a bit...
: -Windy

I don't need you to "clarify" anything for me.

Anne O'Reilly
"The taboo is there in order to be violated."
--Georges Bataille

Greg Salter

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Nov 13, 1994, 6:40:35 PM11/13/94
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> As one who has been there (lactation-land, I mean), a sturdy bra is
> necessary after giving birth. Those things get heavy, and *sore* with no
> support. Thus, the "Madonna look" I assume. The woman just had a
> c-section, how much pain should we ask her to go through?

Rebecca,

Maybe for some, but my girlfriend is breastfeeding her second these days, and
she NEVER looked like that lying down.

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Chris Carter

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Nov 13, 1994, 10:16:03 PM11/13/94
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Anne Marie Jessop (am...@rice.edu) wrote:

: Which means, of course, that They are actually the manufacturers of the

: Wonderbra, and don't care whom they have to kill to get such advanced
: technology.

So what you're saying here is that Playtex is behind the bra conspiracy?

Chris Carter

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Nov 13, 1994, 10:18:51 PM11/13/94
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log...@microcity.com wrote:

: IC>What, you mean like alt.sex.breasts.scully?

: Snicker...that got some root beer foam...(that stings)

I've been taking lessons from a friend of mine on Fidonet who's nickname
is "the Stealth Jokester." I see those minutes of training are paying off.

Anne Marie Jessop

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Nov 14, 1994, 2:04:53 AM11/14/94
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Chris Carter (car...@teleport.com) wrote:

: Anne Marie Jessop (am...@rice.edu) wrote:

: : Which means, of course, that They are actually the manufacturers of the
: : Wonderbra, and don't care whom they have to kill to get such advanced
: : technology.

: So what you're saying here is that Playtex is behind the bra conspiracy?

Yeah, that's it...
Now, if you could only get Jane Russell to do a cameo somewheres down the
line...nothing ostentatious, you understand...just a concerned (and
recruited) citizen who 'detains' Mulder for -- oh, I dunno, about 18
hours, until whatever interesting thing you've wrapped the plot around
has finished happening...

Anne "suddenly realizing the "cross-my-heart" message in the tape on the
window Friday night" O'Reilly

Anne Marie Jessop

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Nov 14, 1994, 2:23:12 AM11/14/94
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Chris Carter (car...@teleport.com) wrote:

: Anne Marie Jessop (am...@rice.edu) wrote:

: : Which means, of course, that They are actually the manufacturers of the
: : Wonderbra, and don't care whom they have to kill to get such advanced
: : technology.

: So what you're saying here is that Playtex is behind the bra conspiracy?


Yeah, that'll work.. now, if only you could get Jane Russell to
cameo...nothing ostentatious, you understand...just an ordinary citizen
(ie recruit) who waylays Mulder for...oh, I dunno, 18 hours?... while
whatever you wrap the plot around happens...

Anne "thoroughly enjoying myself, meaning no disrespect, but
uncontrollably wondering if Playtex is behind all those cattle
mutilations" O'Reilly

"The taboo is there in order to be violated."
--Georges Bataille

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Anne Marie Jessop

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Nov 14, 1994, 8:57:23 AM11/14/94
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Hi -- sorry for posting the same thing twice; didn't look like it worked
the first time around.

Anne O'Reilly

Bruce F. Webster

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Nov 14, 1994, 2:28:38 PM11/14/94
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In article <3a2lqm$4...@larry.rice.edu> am...@rice.edu (Anne Marie Jessop)
writes:

>
> Well, yes, of course, but lying on her back like that, presumably naked
> under the hospital gown, I would expect them to kind of droop or slide
> over to the sides, not stick straight up like one of Madonna's Gaultier
> costumes!! They just didn't look real. Not that I was that distracted,
> of course...

It's very common for engorgement to occur in a woman's breasts during the
month or so following birth, a condition where too much milk gets
produced. The results are breasts that get very large, stiff, and sore,
and are fully capable of standing up even when you're flat on your back.
Any woman who has been through that can tell you that there's nothing sexy
about it; it's mostly painful and awkward. ..bruce..

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CTO, Pages Software Inc | an infamous history.
bweb...@pages.com | -- Sir Thomas Browne
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P.S. My first wife and I had four children together; also, she was (is) an
RN/midwife/childbirth educator. I probably know more about pregnancy and
childbirth than is good for me.... ;-)

Debbie Hubbard

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Nov 14, 1994, 4:29:43 PM11/14/94
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In article <3a540n...@duncan.cs.utk.edu>, mich...@cs.utk.edu
(Michelle) wrote:

From personal experience I went from a B to a D in 0 to 60 seconds. My
husband said "Praise God for Nursing Mothers!!" He loved Gillian before
but now he's really in love (you could hear his IQ dropping during the
entire episode). I just knew I'd hear about this on the net on Monday!
Glad to see I'm not disappointed! ;-)

--
formerly HLH

Michelle J Jones

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Nov 14, 1994, 6:13:46 PM11/14/94
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Help! I apparently missed the episode where DD was wearing Speedos. Can
anyone tell me the date this episode aired and what the subject was? It
will be greatly appreciated! Thanks!
Michelle

Geoff Kroll

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Nov 15, 1994, 12:28:05 PM11/15/94
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Chris Carter (car...@teleport.com) wrote:
: log...@microcity.com wrote:

: : I have an idea Mr. Carter. Maybe you could sneak in another comment


: : about running debates about breast size on the internet in some
: : unrelated section.

: What, you mean like alt.sex.breasts.scully?

HAHAHAHA!!! is all I can muster. I think not, but the sentiment of the
thought is quite funny.

BTW, was I the only one to notice this is probably the longest thread on
the newsgroup??

: --

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: ** I categorically deny any affiliation with Teleport. All
: other information is available on a need-to-know basis only.

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D. Todd

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Nov 16, 1994, 10:47:23 AM11/16/94
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In article <3a5pv7$d...@nnrp.ucs.ubc.ca> mfr...@unixg.ubc.ca (Mark Frein) writes:

>Taking into account the recent birth of the child, the er, prominence of
>her breasts is believable...however, it *does* seem kind of unusual for
>the poor character of Scully, unless she had that split DNA stuff in her
>system from "carrying"an alien baby for all of a couple weeks (or however
>long she turned out to be gone)... In which case, *she* should be the
>first to notice when she wakes up better endowed than when she was
>abducted...
>:)

>Nicole

I really don't think Mulder would notice the difference, anyway. Sculley
would probably have to point it out to him. Perhaps the government aliens
fed her well during her abduction time....(I KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT - JUST
COMING UP WITH A PLAUSIBLE SOLUTION FOR THE SHOW) :-D

Darlene Todd

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Nov 19, 1994, 10:06:26 AM11/19/94
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>The women I was watching X-files last night with made a bigger deal out
>of it than I did. I noticed but didn't say anything. They kept saying
>that she must be wearing a bra under the gown. Maybe, maybe not.

>It's amazing what pregnancy does to a woman. It's not
>that I mind :)))


>Cheers,
>Ed (add me to the membership of GA's IDDG club!)

My wife noticed the size of Scully's breasts before I did. She remarked
that she must be breast feeding. Upon closer examination, I did notice
the flat aspects of her pecs... the unmistakable outline of "nursing pads"

Great show

--
ske...@community.net

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