I'm just speechless......
SkiRacer10129559
fanfiction archives at the Passion of Gillian and David (PoGAD) website.
(http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/rampling/894/pogad_home.html) Sadly, it's
not a joke...
Nice....
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http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/rampling/894/hatetea.html
Title: I hate tea.
Author: Fox Mulder (aka Erin M. Blair)
E-Mail: ebl...@sonic.net.
Spoilers: Hollywood AD
Archive: Yes, at POGAD, DAGS.
Disclaimer: David, Gillian, and Tea belong to themselves. However Mulder and
Scully belong to Chris Carter.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: None provided.
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I hate Tea
Written by: Fox Mulder
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I saw the horrible bitch at the premiere and hated her on sight.
That's right: I'm talking about Tea Leoni - the bitch from outer space.
Hey! I hated her ever since Scully and I ran into her at the mall. She was with
David Duchovny and believe me, they looked so unhappy.
I sure hope the rumors are true about David and Gillian. Those two belong
together like Scully and myself. Call it what you will - destiny, planetary,
fate, whatever - I just know those two belong together like the sun and the
moon.
I hate Tea Leoni and I hope the bitch gets her due.
And I know she will!
End of Vignette
--
Author's Notes: I would like to dedicate this story to my partner and lover for
life, Dana Katherine Scully, whom I love very much.
Scully hates Tea too. She suggested that I write this ditty. Hope you like it
or hate it - either way, it's fine with me. =) One more thing - is there
another word for bitch?
AUTHOR'S Notes: I dedicate this story to all my friends at POGAD and Shipper
Sanctum. You rock!
Feedback: Mulder, Scully and I love feedback. Readers, you rock as well. =)
Send to: ebl...@sonic.net.
Sherrie
If you had ANY idea.....
Sherrie
SkiRacer10129559 <skiracer...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Pita M.
>fanfiction archives at the Passion of Gillian and David (PoGAD) website.
<snip a lot of really sick stuff masquerading as fanfic>
<begin rant>
Oh great. Where did the line between reality and psychosis blur for that
author (and for the people at PoGAD, but don't get me started on that one)?
I'm not a huge fan of Tea Leoni, but that's based on the shows I've seen her
in, not because she got married to David Duchovny.
I stumbled on PoGAD and DAGS a while ago, and I vowed never to set "foot" into
those sites again.
I'd just like to say: Please, please, if you respect Gillian and David at all,
don't go to sites like those. Especially when they take cheap shots at
wives/boyfriends/whatever.
</rant>
Thanks for letting me get that out of my system. Please, go back to your
regularly scheduled fanfic. =)
Regards!
Pita
--Proud to be OBSSE--
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Kipler
distasteful, you're giving the distasteful thing free publicity.
--Kipler
Tony Perreault
> <snippage>...the Passion of Gillian and David (PoGAD) website.
<URL snipped for the safety of others...>
Gahk! Now I'm going to have to wash out the PC...
Barney O'Borg
Back to lurkin'...
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Usagi-Chan
>
>Title: I hate tea.
>Author: Fox Mulder (aka Erin M. Blair)
>
That's horrible! How can anyone do that? Get over it, people, she has David
and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I don't think Tea Leoni is the
greatest actress in the world, but that is just plain rude. If you have any
respect for the very handsome David Duchovny then you wouldn't be bashing his
wife like that. All I have to say is: Tea Leoni, you are one lucky Chica!
Sorry, my ranting is finished...
Morley
MoonieCode(1.14.14) SM:4M+ F:sMo++>:VDe:aLu:pRS X: a3jph|85dic++
O:=:s?:o?:a-:h? P:a20+:s---:ww:f?:eBrD:hBRd-:cW:x?:r+l+
"I am Sailormoon, champion of justice. I shall right wrongs and triumph over
evil, and that means you!"
Jumped Off
don't respect others, nor do they see the consequences of their actions... if
they even care. From past history with a member of said group, I know there's
no such concept of personal responsibility there. Oh well. Guess we all can't
be boring ol' grown-ups.
Sherrie
Jumped Off <jump...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20000720212357...@ng-fl1.aol.com...
Erin M. Blair
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>
>http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/rampling/894/hatetea.html
>
>Title: I hate tea.
>Author: Fox Mulder (aka Erin M. Blair)
>
>
>Spoilers: Hollywood AD
>Archive: Yes, at POGAD, DAGS.
>Disclaimer: David, Gillian, and Tea belong to themselves. However Mulder
and
>Scully belong to Chris Carter.
>Rating: PG-13
>Summary: None provided.
First of all, I didn't want this to be *SENT* to ATXC without my permission
and it wasn't meant to be for anyone of you to read it. I'm very sorry about
this, and I promise I will not mention my feelings about Tea on this
newsgroup.
I never, ever post any stories to a newsgroup and I would respect the same
to me. I thought all of you were very nice, respectful people but I guess
wrong!
DON'T EVER DO THIS AGAIN. If I wanted this fic here, I would have posted it
myself. I didn't. I didn't want this fic out 'cause it was for my friends at
Shipper Sanctum and POGAD - it wasn't meant for the general X-Files Shippers
consumption. Anyway, I'm very ashamed of this fic. I really am.
~Erin
------
DarkAngel
it, fine. Good for you. You hate it fine, good for you. Who cares? Just
leave things be.
--
*Get Your Daily Dose of XF*
Come See The Little Homepage That Grew
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Orion/6923
~~~~~
"Don't try to outrun one of Dominaria's grizzlies;
it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you.
Of course, you could run up a tree.
In that case you'll get a nice view before
it knocks the tree down and eats you."
~unknown
Tesla
Erin certainly is free to put whatever on her site....but comments on her
sites on newsgroups? Snips? They may be equally free to comment. The state
of internet law is rather embryonic, let alone what the First Amendment
rights entail. There's a court case now regarding what kind of links you can
put on a page.
--
"Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the restraints."--Anonymous
WickdZoot
>
>"Nazi! Nazi! Nazi!"
>
>(I'm trying to head this thing off here <g>)
Oh, well, in that case, let me do my part, however distasteful.....
"Freedom of Speech, Need for psychiatric intervention, Need for Exorcism"
zoot
"Scully has sex" is a sentence, not a plot. - Justin
Promethean Sin
final set. As she racketed another serve into the linesman's tackle, the
poor man was heard to scream:
>SkiRacer10129559 wrote:
>
>> <snippage>...the Passion of Gillian and David (PoGAD) website.
>
><URL snipped for the safety of others...>
>
>Gahk! Now I'm going to have to wash out the PC...
>
*gibbers quietly*
- Promethean Sin
"All hail the wonky Hamster of Doom,
Bucktoothed Harbinger of the Apocalypse!"
- Alister McCallum (rec.games.miniatures.warhammer)
chris and steph
Usagi-Chan wrote:
> If you have any respect for the very handsome David Duchovny then you wouldn't
> be bashing his
> wife like that.
Stephanie :)
Kim
>Ordover's. And you're too young to be reading or writing that, anyway.
>
>Khyber,
>mailing it in
Way to turn my stomach, Khyber!
*~*~*~*~*~*
Kim
Journ...@aol.com
http://journeytox.simplenet.com
"I'm in your hands." Skinner, The X-Files, SR819
"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." Rudyard Kipling
WickdZoot
Naturally. Just remember, I am bliss and Khyber's not. <g>
Kim
>>Oh, yeah, and it's all your fault, too...
>
>Naturally. Just remember, I am bliss and Khyber's not. <g>
>
>zoot
But are you Devo?
Or John Ordover?
Is Khyber John Ordover?
Is Khyber Devo?
Is John Ordover Devo?
Would anyone care if he were?
<g>
I'm obviously up past my bedtime!
WickdZoot
>Or John Ordover?
>Is Khyber John Ordover?
>Is Khyber Devo?
>Is John Ordover Devo?
>Would anyone care if he were?
>
><g>
>
>
Ordover, I'm shorter, with more hair, wrong equipment, and better looking.
Khyber might be Devo, but he's not Ordover, he has a better sense of humor.
And I don't think Ordover is Devo either, because....well, that would just be
wrong....
Of course, we have no guarantees here. I could really be a four hundred pound
homicidal maniac recently escaped from an antedeluvian asylum. Or Khyber could
be. Or YOU, yes, you there reading this post, you could be that homidical
maniac.....
Or I could be Nancy Reagan. Or Khyber could be Nancy Reagan--no, wait, we both
have sharper wit than Nancy Reagan....
zoot, wandering off in search of coffee
WickdZoot
>maniac.....
Okay, rewind.
Or you, yes you there reading this post, you could be that *homicidal* maniac.
Typos, you gotta stay humble with typos...
zoot
Circe
> >Oh, yeah, and it's all your fault, too... or hester's... or maybe John
> >Ordover's. And you're too young to be reading or writing that, anyway.
> >
Hey, I thought everyone understood not to use the O word around here!
> --
Circe XFW #32
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
WesternRose
WesternRose
Going back to lurkdom.