NEW: F**ked Back to Life - NC-17
pinkus...@my-deja.com
AUTHOR: Pinkus McBride
E-MAIL: pinkus...@hotmail.com
DISTRIBUTION: Yes, but please let me know. I will submit
directly to Gossamer
SPOILERS: Requiem, but isn't that a given these days?
RATING: NC-17
CLASSIFICATION: Humor
KEYWORDS: vignette
Feedback: Sure, I'd be delighted.
SUMMARY: Scully does whatever it takes to bring Mulder back.
DISCLAIMER: This story is based on the characters and situations
created by Chris Carter, the Fox Network and Ten Thirteen
Productions. Since I've messed with them, I'm pretty sure Chris
won't want them back...
Author's Notes: Thanks for the inspiration, girls.
Fucked Back to Life
By Pinkus McBride
"What is his status? I have to know," Dana Scully pleaded, her
round face covered with the sweat of desperation.
"It's dire, Agent Scully. We've rarely seen someone this bad
off. I think...if there is to be any hope, we have to treat him
immediately," the man in the white coat responded. He looked
down at the diminutive agent. "You're rather far along. Do you
think you're up to it?"
"If anyone is going to fuck Mulder back to life, it's me. I'll
just need a little help," she replied.
"Good enough, Agent Scully. We've made the preparations. You
can follow me." He gestured for her to follow him down a long,
dimly lit hallway.
"All these rooms. Are the people, the patients...are they
all...being treated?" she asked, trying to peer into each room
as they walked by.
"Some aren't as severe. We can treat them with a hand job,
sometimes a blow job. Sometimes just throttling the prostate
will get them going again."
Scully nodded, wondering what was awaiting her in the room at
the end of the hall.
******
"So, you will see that we have everything I think you might
want," the doctor said as Scully surveyed the room.
Ropes, pulleys, deep pulsating music. It seemed like everything
was in place - including the comatose man lying in the bed in
the middle of the room.
"Do you need any help?" the man asked.
"Well, I might need a little help getting him into position."
She paused. "Do you have any edible underwear? He likes that."
The doctor nodded and pulled a pair of strawberry-flavored
briefs from the drawer next to the bed. Scully took the briefs
and looked at them.
"Very nice. It's hard to find these in maternity sizes."
She pointed while the doctor rolled Mulder into a more
accommodating position.
"Well, then...I'll leave you to it. Would you like the disco
ball?"
Scully nodded her agreement so he flicked it on as he left the
room.
"Well, ole boy...let's see if you still have any life in you,"
Scully announced as she climbed onto the bed.
*******
"Agent Scully, how's it going in there?" the doctor asked as
Scully made her way back to the desk.
"It's not working. I think he might be gone for good," she
responded, her face creased with frustration. "I tried sucking
him off, fingering him. I think...I think it's time for the
Viagra."
*****
"Good, there, just a bit to the right. Yes, that should do it."
Scully stood back as the doctor and the orderly maneuvered
Mulder's legs into the traction pulleys.
"That should give me maximum exposure."
The men left as Scully once again disrobed. She paused for a
moment as her hand passed over the swollen belly that seemed to
grow daily.
"Sorry for all the action down there, kids, but if we're going
to get Daddy back to mow the lawn I'm going to have to
inconvenience you a little bit."
Scully climbed back up on to the bed, this time using the small
stool she had thought to bring back from the nurse's station.
The Viagara seemed to be working quite nicely. She ran her hand
over Mulder's erect cock.
"Very nice. You never let me see this one in the light of day,
that's for sure."
Scully slid Mulder's left leg aside and positioned herself
between his legs. "Okay, let's do this one for the team."
She rocked back on her heels as well as she could in her
condition. Even with Mulder's legs hanging high in the air this
was going to take some thinking. Fortunately, she had a degree
in physics.
"Okay, babe, let's get moving."
Scully climbed aboard, sliding tab A into slot B. Reaching
down, she pulled squeezed his ass with both hands, pulling him
deeper within.
Nothing.
She leaned forward to tongue his nipples only to be hung up on
the mound of life growing within her.
She pushed. She pulled. She came. Twice.
Nothing.
*****
"It's still not working," Scully said. "I've been in there four
hours. He's drooping again. I thought I heard a little grunt
that last time with the anal probe, but nothing. I'm going to
need reinforcements."
"I have just the thing for you," the doctor replied as he picked
up the phone.
******
"And your names?" Scully asked.
"Candy," replied the blonde.
"Brandie," answered the brunette.
"Figures," Scully responded. "Well, I've tried, and nothing is
working. If you can get this going, it'll be worth it. I've
made a short list of things he's particularly fond of. You
might want to start with those."
*******
"Agent Scully," the doctor said, gently waking Scully from her
slumber in the waiting room.
"Yeah. Did it work?"
"I'm sorry, the twins were unsuccessful so we tried the waiter,
the gigolo, the street urchin. I'm afraid...well...it might
have come to our last resort."
"Doctor!" came the call from down the hallway. The doctor held
out his hand as Scully heaved herself out of the chair. She
waddled down the hall as fast as she could after him.
"Baa!" Could that sound be coming from Mulder's room? Scully
wondered.
"It worked," called the orderly.
Scully turned the corner and walked into the room, the music
still pulsing, the disco ball turning and turning.
"Scully?" he called in a weak voice from the bed.
"Yes, Mulder?" she asked.
"Can you get these velcro gloves off of me?"
And they lived happily ever after...
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Before you buy.
Teddi Litman
This was crude and tasteless; but for some reason, it still amused me
quite a bit :) I guess it was my mood and the mental images.<G>
Teddi
Tesla
my Diet Coke.
--
"Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the restraints."--Anonymous
DBKate
>quite a bit :)
The title alone should earn it points. I laughed quite a bit.
DBKate
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pinkus...@my-deja.com
"Tesla" <gah...@hiwaay.net> wrote:
> Something about the edible underwear in maternity size--I almost
aspirated
> my Diet Coke.
They're hard to find, but once you've had them you'll never go back to
plain...
PB
pinkus...@my-deja.com
dbk...@aol.commiefreak (DBKate) wrote:
> >This was crude and tasteless; but for some reason, it still amused me
> >quite a bit :)
>
>
> DBKate
Glad you liked it. In these days of angst, melancholy and a whole lot
of babies I thought a little smut might be a nice break.
Harper
Eve