AUTHOR: Brandon D. Ray
EMAIL ADDRESS: pub...@avalon.net
DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT: Anywhere and everywhere, so long as my name
stays on it and no money changes hands.
FEEDBACK: Oh, hell yes....
Ephemeral: *FEEDBACK*pub...@avalon.net
SPOILER WARNING: Never Again
RATING: Hmm. PG-13...I guess
CONTENT WARNING: Parody
CLASSIFICATION: SRA, MSR
SUMMARY: The title says it all.
DISCLAIMER: Nope, I do not own these characters or situations. If I
were THAT smart, I would be rich.
155 Words
OR
The Shortest MSR Ever Written
Mulder looked up from his paperwork and said, "Scully, I just realized
I've been in love with you for over five years and never even realized
it."
Scully looked up from her paperwork and said, "Mulder, I just realized
that I've been in love with YOU for over five years and never even
realized it."
They argued for a moment over who would be on top (there has to be SOME
angst, after all), and in a moment they were both naked and making love
on Mulder's desk (since Scully still didn't have her own desk).
Scully came. Then she came again. Then she came a third time. Finally
she told Mulder he could come. And he did.
Then they got dressed and went back to work, because they knew they had
to keep their relationship a secret. Cancerman never suspected a
thing. But Skinner and Maggie knew, and they both thought it was cool.
The End
--
"It's not till you get back to nature that you realize EVERYTHING'S out
to get you."
--Special Agent Dana Scully, "Quagmire"
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Okay, I succumbed. I've established an online archive of my own X-Files
fanfic:
Charissa