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WickdZoot

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Sep 5, 2000, 8:55:38 PM9/5/00
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Please, please, please, go to this site:

http://geocities.com/wickedxwitches/wicked_awards.html

And nominate the following stories in the following categories. Even if you
haven't read them, don't know me from Adam, wish I'd crawl back under a rock,
please do this.

These silly gits need a lesson, and I'm just the zoot to do it.

Puppy Dog Eyes, not just for dinner
Worst Mulder characterization:

Dark of the Moon
Bad Moon Rising
Eclipse of the Heart
Harsh Mistress
Pale Horse Dark Rider
Sweet Smell of X-Cess
Tempus Fugit
All I Want for Christmas
Triangle: Home from the Sea
Triangle: Possession
Triangle: Mulder and Me

The Ice Queen Cometh
Worst Scully Characterization:

Dark of the Moon
Bad Moon Rising
Eclipse of the Heart
Harsh Mistress
Pale Horse Dark Rider
Sweet Smell of X-Cess
Tempus Fugit
All I Want for Christmas
Triangle: Home from the Sea
Triangle: Possession
Triangle: Mulder and Me

Incognito Profundus or "No, really, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"
Worst Supporting Character characterization (Skinner/Krycek/Fowley/Gunmen/CSM,
etc.)

Dark of the Moon
Bad Moon Rising
Eclipse of the Heart
Harsh Mistress
Pale Horse Dark Rider
Sweet Smell of X-Cess
Tempus Fugit
All I Want for Christmas
Triangle: Home from the Sea
Triangle: Possession
Triangle: Mulder and Me


"You're putting *what* WHERE?"
Worst Slash Story

Sweet Smell of X-Cess
Tempus Fugit
All I Want for Christmas
Triangle: Home from the Sea
Triangle: Possession
Triangle: Mulder and Me

"I didn't know Flukemen were so flexible!"
Worst Scully or Mulder / Other story

Dark of the Moon
Bad Moon Rising
Eclipse of the Heart
Harsh Mistress
Pale Horse Dark Rider
Sweet Smell of X-Cess
Tempus Fugit
All I Want for Christmas
Triangle: Home from the Sea
Triangle: Possession
Triangle: Mulder and Me

"My Kingdom for a Plot."
Worst plot

Dark of the Moon
Bad Moon Rising
Eclipse of the Heart
Harsh Mistress
Pale Horse Dark Rider
Sweet Smell of X-Cess


"Scully, this beer's for you."
Worst NC-17 story

Sweet Smell of X-Cess

Other minor categories:
Least Probable Scenario

Dark of the Moon
Bad Moon Rising
Eclipse of the Heart
Harsh Mistress
Pale Horse Dark Rider
Sweet Smell of X-Cess
Tempus Fugit
All I Want for Christmas
Triangle: Home from the Sea
Triangle: Possession
Triangle: Mulder and Me

Most Unappealing Sexual Image

Sweet Smell of X-Cess (remember Veblein?)


Most Revolting Visual Image of the Year

Sweet Smell of X-Cess
Dark of the Moon
Bad Moon Rising
Eclipse of the Heart

Worst Original Character

Dark of the Moon
Bad Moon Rising
Eclipse of the Heart
Harsh Mistress

(Julian Harcourt, Morgan Grayson)

Pale Horse Dark Rider

(Celine Beaumains, Jackson Taylor)

Sweet Smell of X-Cess

(Angela Chen, Thorstein Veblein, you name it)



Thanks!

zoot, humming cheerfully
"Scully has sex" is a sentence, not a plot. - Justin

DBKate

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Sep 5, 2000, 10:29:08 PM9/5/00
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Heck, I'm going to vote for ALL OF 'EM! :-)


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WickdZoot

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Sep 6, 2000, 12:40:23 AM9/6/00
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>To do what? Choose from the shortest list of fic ever read? <fit of
>laughter> Never mess with someone else's idea of a joke :)

No, the joke is my idea. Theirs is to publicly humiliate stories and writers
not to their taste or critical judgement.

But, hey, if you think their intention is a joke, that's fine with me. It
works just as well.

zoot, amused all over again

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