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Patrick W. Soileau
Jun 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/4/96
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Carlton questions/comments. (Not necessarily EXACT quotes).
Let's see if I can share a few with you:
"If a monkey bit you, I wonder what kind of drugs would they give you?"
"If you carpeted Florida, how long would it take to vacuum?"
"I don't have any children ... that I know of" <chuckle>...
"If the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie, I wonder what a door
knob would feel like?"
"How much does this building weigh?" <no answer given>
"Well...you DO work here."
73 de pat ka5nmn
Ari Halpern
Jun 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/6/96
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In article <31B508...@linknet.net>,
Patrick W. Soileau <psoi...@linknet.net> wrote:
>Carlton questions/comments. (Not necessarily EXACT quotes).
>Let's see if I can share a few with you:
>
>
>"If you carpeted Florida, how long would it take to vacuum?"
>
>
>"If the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie, I wonder what a door
>knob would feel like?"
>
>knob would feel like?"
>
I remember laughing hysterically the first time I heard Carlton
ask the question about carpeting Florida. I think that is my
favorite, but it seems to lose the flavor seeing on screen rather
than hearing it in Carlton's voice. I don't remember the question
about the door knob, but in his voice I could tell it would be
funny.
Ari
-first time posting in this group
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