Worst Episodes
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one where Silvia comes back to the island to sleep with Roy because she found
out her husband was cheating on her. Besides the conversation between Lowell
and Brian ("HELLO!" [snap][snap][snap]) I really can't think of anything else
really funny about that epsiode.
Thomas
Oh you've got to be kidding! This is the episode that had Helen's crabboy!
He served her......craaaabs!!. Remember when they were all looking at Roy's
wife and Joe goes "Yeah, if she were Roy's wife she'd probably look like Myra
from the Bait Shop. And Mark the waiter goes "I dated Myrah for two years"
hahahaha! Oh, and remember he kept staring at Helen? So see, this WAS a
funny episode!
Tom R.
"Better I be a traitor to my country than a traitor to my
conscience"--Stauffenberg
LHAZ 61746
God, Tom, how do you remember this stuff? I remember the crab boy but never
wouldv'e remembered that it was in that same episode! You're good!!
Crab boy: All we serve is crabs
Davis: So, what do you recommend?
I know it's not the same show but I always thought that was funny!
Lynne H
GregMac
>Davis: So, what do you recommend?
And I was standing maybe 20-30 feet away when that scene was filmed!! <G>
Greg
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laughs out of me. The only part that made me laugh was the Brian/Lowell
covnversation. I mean, the reast was mildly funny, but not histerical. No
offense to anyone who loves this episode.
"Hey look it's Joe and Helen. Let's kill them." - Brian
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fewer details from the ones I don't. However, evntually, I plan to have alomost
all. Man I hope USA keeps them on the air long enough. By the way - I checked
the USA schedule, and Wings will not be showing for 3 days. We could be
laughing our asses off with some great comedy, but guess what? Instead we get
to watch a buncha of old boring people run around with stupid dogs. Thats
right. The infamously pointless Dog Show.
"Joe, are you playing with your label maker? Lowell's about to get wacked and
you're making labels?" - Brian
LHAZ 61746
>covnversation.
What was their conversation? I forget.
Lynne H
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will be close)
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(Lowell gets the call, and hangs up as Brian walks up.)
Brian: "Who was that?"
Lowell: "Some guy just told me that Bunny was coming here to sleep with me
because she caught her husband in bed with another woman."
Brian: "He actually mentioned Bunny's name?"
Lowell: "Well no, he said my ex-wife. And, come on Brian how many ex-wives do I
have?"
Brian: "Of course, thats why SIlvia is here. Lowell, Bunny is not coming to
sleep with you, he was talking about Silvia."
Lowell: "Oh."
(Small 3 second pause as Lowell thinks about it)
Lowell: "HELLO!"
(Lowell snaps his fingers in Brian's face)
Lowell: "I dont even know Silvia. Why would he call me?"
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Well, thats the best I remember. I'll have to watch that one again to get it
right.
kevin
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USA better not cancel that show. But I have noticed something. FX. Does anyone
else notice that FX picks up tons of shows? Beverly Hills 90210 is the only one
that comes to mind. But Wing would be a great candidate for that channel, if
USA makes the fatal mistake of canceling it. Also, to my shock, I just found
out that Thomas Haden Church was born in my hometown (El Paso). Pretty cool.
Now Im gonna do the scene where Joe snaps. Why? Because I like that scene (some
of Tim Daly's best work).
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Joe: "Ok Scotty where were we? Oh oh oh right. I think you'll find all you need
to know, right here. I was born here, I live here, and Im probably going to die
here!"
Brian: "Joe, relax."
Joe: "Relax? I can't relax. If I relax, who's gonna keep this damn airline in
business? Certainly not you, no, you're too busy wrestling with life's greater
problems, like your recent bout with mediocre sex!"
Brian: "A little louder Joe I don't think everyone can hear you."
Roy: "Oh I can hear fine from here thanks."
(Joe kicks a chair)
Helen: "Joe stop it."
Joe: "No YOU STOP IT HELEN. You stop coming to me everytime you have a problem
with your boyfriend. Did it ever occur to you that I am alone here and maybe I
don't wanna hear it? I am SICK of everyone coming to me with their problems.
Faye has a crisis, run to Joe, Antonio wants to buy a new cab, run to Joe, Roy
wants to gloat, run to Joe. Well where do I run to, where do I go? Where do I
go? When my dream of flying jets turns into the nightmare of being a baggage
handler. Somebody tell me. Where do I go, when it finally dawns on me that my
life SUCKS!??!"
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Consider that my closing quote.
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dialogue. When Joe says:
Joe: "Ok Scotty where were we? Oh oh oh right. I think you'll find all you need
to know, right here. I was born here, I live here, and Im probably going to die
here!"
Joe: "Ok Scotty where were we? Oh oh oh right. I think you'll find all you need
probably going to die
here!"
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"I know the goat is a roady tart, but I bought your dog a grape jar." - Brian
(trying to tanslate Faye's penmanship)
LHAZ 61746
>(some
>of Tim Daly's best work).
That is a great scene. One of my other favorite scenes from Joe is the one
where his mother comes back to Nantucket. Their confrontation in the hangar was
really emotional to me. First time I saw that, I realized what a great actor
Tim Daly really is. Don't know it word for word though!!
Lynne H
Todd Mitchell
>That is a great scene. One of my other favorite scenes from Joe is the one
>where his mother comes back to Nantucket. Their confrontation in the hangar
>was
>really emotional to me. First time I saw that, I realized what a great actor
>Tim Daly really is. Don't know it word for word though!!
For shear dramatic effect, I also thought the one where Joe finally catches
Helen on the elevator as she's about to go up to Davis Lynch's apt and makes
his final plea for her, I thought that was a pretty heavy scene. Can't remember
the dialogue either, but great acting chops.
Todd
"You don't want people thinking you're some kind of creep, do ya?" Wallace
Cleaver
Antine
>Helen on the elevator as she's about to go up to Davis Lynch's apt and makes
>his final plea for her, I thought that was a pretty heavy scene. Can't
>remember
>the dialogue either, but great acting chops.
>
"That's OUR life; those are OUR kids..."
best proposal I've seen on a screen!
Andy
--=(Ripper)=--
When Sandy Cooper returns to the island, Joe fears yet another bizarre encounter with the obsessed woman. She tells him
it was all a
practical joke, and Joe believes her until a stop at Helen's house becomes Joe and Sandy's wedding day. Meanwhile, Fay
foists the 70's
wardrobe of one of her dead husbands onto Antonio and Lowell tries life as a vegetarian
also:
There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket # 5
To help his brother's social life, Brian sets up Joe on a blind date. However, Joe's date turns out to have a reputation
as an "easy" girl, and the date turns into a disaster.
I can still here the voice of the "easy girl" Cindy saying Oh Joe
Don't go!! it made my skin crawl!!
Thomas
>I think the worst episode was She's Baaack # 108
>
>When Sandy Cooper returns to the island, Joe fears yet another bizarre
>encounter with the obsessed woman. She tells him
>it was all a
>practical joke, and Joe believes her until a stop at Helen's house becomes
>Joe and Sandy's wedding day. Meanwhile, Fay
>foists the 70's
>wardrobe of one of her dead husbands onto Antonio and Lowell tries life as a
>vegetarian
>
>also:
>
>There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket # 5
>
>To help his brother's social life, Brian sets up Joe on a blind date.
>However, Joe's date turns out to have a reputation
>as an "easy" girl, and the date turns into a disaster.
>
>I can still here the voice of the "easy girl" Cindy saying Oh Joe
>Don't go!! it made my skin crawl!!
>
You've got to be nuts! These are quite funny! And the one with Cindy McGraff
was one of the older ones! I love that one!
Antine
>However, Joe's date turns out to have a reputation
>as an "easy" girl, and the date turns into a disaster.
>
I genuinely like both the episodes you listed, particularly the one revealing
Megan Mullalley's versatility. If not for her name in the credits, I would
never have recognized her as the same person that's now in "Will and Grace"!
Andy
Thomas
>I genuinely like both the episodes you listed, particularly the one revealing
>Megan Mullalley's versatility. If not for her name in the credits, I would
>never have recognized her as the same person that's now in "Will and Grace"!
>
>Andy
OH MAN! I saw a clip of Will and Grace on the Golden Globe awards last night
and I just about died laughing when she was shaking her breasts and her friend
goes "hey are you flashing that woman?????!!!!!!" and Megan's character(I never
watch the show so i don't know her name) goes SHE STARTED IT! And Grace say
"she's breast feeding!!!!!!
shit that cracked me up! LOL!!!!!!!! I may have to start watching that!
Antine
>and I just about died laughing when she was shaking her breasts and her
>friend
>goes "hey are you flashing that woman?????!!!!!!" and Megan's character(I
>never
>watch the show so i don't know her name) goes SHE STARTED IT! And Grace say
>"she's breast feeding!!!!!!
>
>
>shit that cracked me up! LOL!!!!!!!! I may have to start watching that!
>
Her character, Karen, is way over the top and helps make the show well worth
watching!
Andy
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>was one of the older ones!
Is that the same lady that plays on Will and Grace? I've heard that it was but
I just never looked at my old Wings tape to check.
Lynne H
LHAZ 61746
>never have recognized her as the same person that's now in "Will and Grace"!
Oh gee, I should've read on before I posted before! Thanks Andy, I thought that
was her.
Lynne H
Thomas
>>And the one with Cindy McGraff
>>was one of the older ones!
yep,same one
LHAZ 61746
Tom, Will & Grace is hysterical. It's been one show that makes me laugh out
loud since Wings. I love Jack.....Just Jack!
Lynne H
Booay109
LOST HER MARBLES, I JUST FEEL TERRORIZING JOE ONCE A YEAR IS HOW SHE KEEPS
SANE. THE HIGH POWER JUDGE ALLOWS TRAUMA OF EVERYDAY WORK ENTER INTO HER LIFE.
SO THEN SHE HOPS A PLANE TO NANTUCKET AND UNLEASHES ON JOE HACKETT. BOARDS A
PLANE FEELING BETTER AND MORE PREPARED TO DO HER JOB. IT'S A WOMAN THING!
BILLIE
HEDDA G7
parents on Dharma the real reason for watching the shows. Grace and Dharma,
particularly Dharma, can be incredibly annoying!!
By the way, in regards to "easy" Cindy McGraff or from Raging Bulls Wings
Episode, "Easy Casey"...why is it that the women get these labels. No one
ever called Brian a slut, but if he were a woman, that's exactly what he would
be???!!! T'aint Fair!!! Hedda
Antine
>Episode, "Easy Casey"...why is it that the women get these labels. No one
>ever called Brian a slut, but if he were a woman, that's exactly what he
>would
>be???!!!
It's not fair but, if it helps any, I seem to remember Brian calling Joe a
slut...?!
Andy
Ange Fa'toh
> I was just thinking - and I think the epsiode I like least would have to be the
> one where Silvia comes back to the island to sleep with Roy because she found
> out her husband was cheating on her. Besides the conversation between Lowell
> and Brian ("HELLO!" [snap][snap][snap]) I really can't think of anything else
> really funny about that epsiode.
The worst EPISODES ever are the ones without Lowell Mather! I love Lowell!!! He's
a cutie! I have a crush on Thomas Haden Church!
Ange Fa'toh
I have a THC crush