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*J* *H*

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Jun 4, 2003, 1:34:39 AM6/4/03
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Does anyone remember all the rumors regarding her departure, I know a
great deal of them involved Crystal Bernard (Helen) and Farrah not
getting along in fact some of the rumors stated that Crystal was
attracted to Farrah, a feeling that was not mutual and that was why she
was removed from the series.
Now like most rumors these I heard were for the most part outlandish, I
will say however there was a very famous Hollywood madam whom claimed to
have a perky blonde "client" from the T.V. Show "Wings".
Has anyone heard or read Farrah's side to this?

Always a wings fan,
J.

Todd Mitchell

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Jun 4, 2003, 11:08:20 AM6/4/03
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JFR...@webtv.net (*J* *H*) writes in message
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> Does anyone remember all the rumors regarding her departure, I know a
> great deal of them involved Crystal Bernard (Helen) and Farrah not
> getting along in fact some of the rumors stated that Crystal was
> attracted to Farrah, a feeling that was not mutual and that was why she
> was removed from the series.

LOL. *Webtv*. I'm guessing this is a troll, but I'll bite: and where
did you hear these "rumors", per se?

> Now like most rumors these I heard were for the most part outlandish, I
> will say however there was a very famous Hollywood madam whom claimed to
> have a perky blonde "client" from the T.V. Show "Wings".

So you are suggesting that Crystal Bernard went to a Hollywood madam
who trafficked in lesbian prostitutes? <snicker> WTF?

> Has anyone heard or read Farrah's side to this?

Um, no. My guess is Farrah left the show because she can't act her way
into or out of a paper bag. Just a guess.

Todd "Lesbians Run Wild!" Mitchell

Kristen

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Jun 4, 2003, 12:12:29 PM6/4/03
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I've heard a rumor that Crystal is bisexual too, but I don't believe stories
about people unless the person themself says it.

As for Alex leaving, I always thought it was because the producers didn't want
Brian to have a steady girlfriend anymore or something.

*J* *H*

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Jun 4, 2003, 2:06:27 PM6/4/03
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Web TV does not equal a troll!
The rumors are from several years ago so I don't remember where a read
them though it was not a tabloid, it was allegedly what Farrah had told
people around Hollywood, I didn't give it much credence until This
"Madam was on "Entertainment Tonight" just before "Wings" ended it's run
and made the claim about the "Perky Blonde" from "Wings"
My only reason for posting here was as a "Wings" fan I was hoping that
other fans may have a more credible reason for her departure, she was
like it or not a fan fave, that's why there were so many shocked when
she was written out!
Like I said all I ever read were rumors, "she had her implants taken out
and the producers were angry" etc.
And oh BTW prostitutes are paid to have
sex most do not discriminate on gender.

Have a good one!!

LHAZ 61746

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Jun 4, 2003, 5:33:22 PM6/4/03
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>Does anyone remember all the rumors regarding her departure, I know a
>great deal of them involved Crystal Bernard (Helen)

I heard a rumor that they didn't get along. I also heard rumors about Farrah
sueing the folks that did her implants and those folks were owned by the same
poeple that own NBC. Also heard that the writers decided that Brian's character
was more interesting without her. So who knows. Didn't matter to me, though. I
wasn't a fan of Alex.

Lynne H

Buttercup

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Jun 4, 2003, 7:05:23 PM6/4/03
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>From: JFR...@webtv.net (*J* *H*)

>Does anyone remember all the rumors regarding her departure,<<<<<

Here's the scoop. Forke was a dike with drippy implants and smelly pits. Her
bitch like attitude would not be tolerated by the rest of the cast except for
David Schram. They had a hot affair which produced a 18 pound newborn. They
named him Axle Rose after her favorite singer. From what I'm told David and
Farrah are still living in sin. I hope this helps.

Robert J. Muldoon

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Jun 4, 2003, 10:09:56 PM6/4/03
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<< Web TV does not equal a troll! >>

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web denizens everywhere, I have to say that the stereotype isn't wholely
accurate.

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Brian

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Jun 5, 2003, 10:50:27 AM6/5/03
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nous...@aol.com (Todd Mitchell) wrote in message news:<ed19fddd.03060...@posting.google.com>...

>
> LOL. *Webtv*. I'm guessing this is a troll, but I'll bite: and where
> did you hear these "rumors", per se?

I don't understand what you mean by "per se" in that sentence. Do you?

Todd Mitchell

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Jun 5, 2003, 11:41:04 AM6/5/03
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JFR...@webtv.net (*J* *H*) wrote in message news:<625-3ED...@storefull-2231.public.lawson.webtv.net>...

> Web TV does not equal a troll!

Well, not most of the time ;> My apologies. I had never seen your
screename before and just assumed the worst.

> The rumors are from several years ago so I don't remember where a read
> them though it was not a tabloid, it was allegedly what Farrah had told
> people around Hollywood, I didn't give it much credence until This
> "Madam was on "Entertainment Tonight" just before "Wings" ended it's run
> and made the claim about the "Perky Blonde" from "Wings"
> My only reason for posting here was as a "Wings" fan I was hoping that
> other fans may have a more credible reason for her departure, she was
> like it or not a fan fave, that's why there were so many shocked when
> she was written out!
> Like I said all I ever read were rumors, "she had her implants taken out
> and the producers were angry" etc.

I dunno. A. it's old news, ancient history, and B. who really cares
what their sexual preferences are? Greg could prolly comment on
Crystal since he has more of an "in" with her and her website, but
it's largely irrelevant how she "swings" so to speak. After all, if
Roy Biggins could accept it, who couldn't?

> And oh BTW prostitutes are paid to have
> sex most do not discriminate on gender.

And few if any "johns" are females looking to hook up with other
females, from what I've read.

Todd "Honestly, I wouldn't know" Mitchell

Todd Mitchell

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Jun 5, 2003, 4:27:39 PM6/5/03
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mavm...@yahoo.com (Brian) writes in message
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Yes, it's latin meaning "as such".

Todd "grammarian" Mitchell

Buttercup

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Jun 5, 2003, 8:49:02 PM6/5/03
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>From: nous...@aol.com (Todd Mitchell)

>Todd "grammarian" Mitchell

You are cracking me up with your signatures! ;-D

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How do you like them apples?

Greg H.

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Jun 6, 2003, 12:53:57 AM6/6/03
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In article <625-3ED...@storefull-2231.public.lawson.webtv.net>,
JFR...@webtv.net (*J* *H*) writes:

>The rumors are from several years ago so I don't remember where a read
>them though it was not a tabloid, it was allegedly what Farrah had told
>people around Hollywood, I didn't give it much credence until This
>"Madam was on "Entertainment Tonight" just before "Wings" ended it's run
>and made the claim about the "Perky Blonde" from "Wings"

That would be a book that was largely discredited. My guess is sometime before
the book came out, the author (a woman) came on to Crystal, who did not care
for her advances. So out of spite Crystal got written into the book with a few
facts that were actually TRUE (such as Crystal being on "Wings".) Farrah may
only have been repeating rumors for some unknown reason.

Greg

Greg H.

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Jun 6, 2003, 12:53:56 AM6/6/03
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In article <ed19fddd.03060...@posting.google.com>, nous...@aol.com
(Todd Mitchell) writes:

>I dunno. A. it's old news, ancient history, and B. who really cares
>what their sexual preferences are? Greg could prolly comment on
>Crystal since he has more of an "in" with her and her website, but
>it's largely irrelevant how she "swings" so to speak. After all, if
>Roy Biggins could accept it, who couldn't?

I don't know how much of an "in" I have with Crystal and her website. I do
however occasionally get emails from Crystal's father Jerry, some on his bible
study, some of interesting things that he finds. I forward the interesting
stuff on to my father, sister, and usually BC (would be able to expand that
list a bit but I just got reconnected after giving up on reinstalling AOL 7.0
and going back to 5.0). I would think that if any of the rumors were true
someone OTHER than the tabloids would have picked it up!

Greg

Buttercup

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Jun 6, 2003, 8:39:53 PM6/6/03
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>From: gre...@aol.comNOSPAM (Greg H.)

>I just got reconnected after giving up on reinstalling AOL 7.0 and going back
to 5.0).<<<

Us iMac users can't get the latest AOL.
We have to settle for 5.0!!! ;-/

Greg H.

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Jun 7, 2003, 12:07:02 AM6/7/03
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In article <20030606203953...@mb-m03.aol.com>,
buttercu...@aol.comprende (Buttercup) writes:

>I just got reconnected after giving up on reinstalling AOL 7.0 and going back
>to 5.0).<<<
>
>Us iMac users can't get the latest AOL.
>We have to settle for 5.0!!! ;-/

Be thankful!!

Greg

Buttercup

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Jun 7, 2003, 12:22:12 PM6/7/03
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>From: kkris...@aol.comnojunk (Kristen)

>
>I've heard a rumor that Crystal is bisexual too, but I don't believe stories
>about people unless the person themself says it.

Some people assume I'm gay because
I'm not married. I always say "No I'm not
gay. I'm just smart" lol

Greg H.

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Jun 7, 2003, 9:35:09 PM6/7/03
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In article <20030607122212...@mb-m03.aol.com>,
buttercu...@aol.comprende (Buttercup) writes:

>Some people assume I'm gay because
>I'm not married. I always say "No I'm not
>gay. I'm just smart" lol
>
> (`*·.¸(`*·.¸¸.·*´)¸.·*´)
> «´¨` Buttercup ´¨`»
> (¸.·'´`(¸*·'´'·.*`)`'·. ¸)

Speaking of being smart, anyone else a Mensa member? I just took the test to
see how I would do and got in! Of course I am glad that we don't get retested
every year!! :) It has had one benefit, getting into the Minnesota State Fair
for free by staffing the Mensa Booth for 4 hours. Time sure goes by fast!

Greg

Buttercup

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Jun 7, 2003, 10:18:26 PM6/7/03
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>From: gre...@aol.comNOSPAM (Greg H.)

>Speaking of being smart, anyone else a Mensa member?<<<<

I work with children, Greg!
All of my above normal intelligence
has been drained. LOL



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Kristen

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Jun 9, 2003, 10:51:53 AM6/9/03
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>Some people assume I'm gay because
>I'm not married. I always say "No I'm not
>gay. I'm just smart" lol

LOL! But if a Joe Hackett clone came along, I know you'll change your mind ;0)

Kristen

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Jun 9, 2003, 10:54:27 AM6/9/03
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>Speaking of being smart, anyone else a Mensa member? I just took the test to
>see how I would do and got in!

The last time I took some kind of intelligence test, the results all came back
negative.

Buttercup

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Jun 9, 2003, 8:38:11 PM6/9/03
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>From: kkris...@aol.comnojunk (Kristen)

Heads would spin, sweetie!

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