Good lord. Worst. Actor. Ever?
Forget the fact he looked like he had just woken up from a 10-year
cocaine binge, has the guy ever taken a single acting lesson? The
way he "delivered" his lines -- completely, utterly devoid of any
inflection -- was literally painful to watch and listen to.
Isn't this the guy whose father pushed him into acting? I'd like to
push that pathetic excuse for a parent off the top of a very tall
building, and get Macaulay into a career he can handle.. maybe
a greeter at Walmart?