24, Day 6: Bauer, Kim Bauer, Special Agent for CTU
Ken from Chicago
"Kim!"
"Dad? You're alive!"
"Look out, Kim!"
<BLAM><BLAM>
<Duck><Chop>
"OOF!" <Punch>
<Duck><BLAM!> "Chloe, it's Kim, I've found my father alive, he's in no
condition to run to the perimeter. We need an alternate escape route."
"Okay, I've already gotten a current live feed of the area. I've indicated a
truck that should do. I'll clear a path to you and Jack. Morris, keep an eye
on the live feed just in case."
"I'm on it, luv, we wouldn't want four of CTU's best agents getting lost in
China. I'll notify Curtis about the change in passenger list."
"Dad, it's okay. We'll get you out of here--even if it takes all day."
-- Ken from Chicago
Mark Nobles
> even if it takes all day."
Wonderful.
I'd bet this is better than what really happens, but I just don't care.
Ian J. Ball
In article <2KKdned8mc7EUO_Z...@comcast.com>,
"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote:
> "My name is Kimberly Bauer Edmunds. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
>
> "Kim!"
>
> "Dad? You're alive!"
>
> "Look out, Kim!"
>
> <BLAM><BLAM>
>
> <Duck><Chop>
>
> "OOF!" <Punch>
>
> <Duck><BLAM!> "Chloe, it's Kim, I've found my father alive, he's in no
> condition to run to the perimeter. We need an alternate escape route."
[Cut to CTU:]
> "Okay, I've already gotten a current live feed of the area. I've indicated a
> truck that should do. I'll clear a path to you and Jack. Morris, keep an eye
> on the live feed just in case."
>
> "I'm on it, luv, we wouldn't want four of CTU's best agents getting lost in
> China. I'll notify Curtis about the change in passenger list."
"...On second though, lemme call up Section One. There's a bird there I
know who might be able to help us out..."
[Cut back:]
> "Dad, it's okay. We'll get you out of here--even if it takes all day."
(pause)
"Oh, wait. Dad, that's a great handbag! Mind if we stop here for a
second so I can do a little intra-mission shopping?"
"Sure, Kim. I'll be fine. I'm the kind of guy that can clench through
the pain." <grunt>
"You think this is bad?! Try acting with Paris Hilton sometime!!"
--
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Ken from Chicago
"Ian J. Ball" <ijball***NO-SPAM***@mac.com.invalid> wrote in message
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>I *wish*!!
>
> In article <2KKdned8mc7EUO_Z...@comcast.com>,
> "Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>> "My name is Kimberly Bauer Edmunds. You killed my father. Prepare to
>> die!"
>>
>> "Kim!"
>>
>> "Dad? You're alive!"
>>
>> "Look out, Kim!"
>>
>> <BLAM><BLAM>
>>
>> <Duck><Chop>
>>
>> "OOF!" <Punch>
>>
>> <Duck><BLAM!> "Chloe, it's Kim, I've found my father alive, he's in no
>> condition to run to the perimeter. We need an alternate escape route."
>
> [Cut to CTU:]
Who said Chloe was at CTU?
>> "Okay, I've already gotten a current live feed of the area. I've
>> indicated a
>> truck that should do. I'll clear a path to you and Jack. Morris, keep an
>> eye
>> on the live feed just in case."
Kinda hard for Chloe to clear a path from a truck to Kim and Jack remotely.
>> "I'm on it, luv, we wouldn't want four of CTU's best agents getting lost
>> in
>> China. I'll notify Curtis about the change in passenger list."
Four agents: Kim, Jack, Curtis and ... Rookie Field Agent Chloe O'Brien.
> "...On second though, lemme call up Section One. There's a bird there I
> know who might be able to help us out..."
>
> [Cut back:]
>> "Dad, it's okay. We'll get you out of here--even if it takes all day."
>
> (pause)
> "Oh, wait. Dad, that's a great handbag! Mind if we stop here for a
> second so I can do a little intra-mission shopping?"
>
> "Sure, Kim. I'll be fine. I'm the kind of guy that can clench through
> the pain." <grunt>
>
> "You think this is bad?! Try acting with Paris Hilton sometime!!"
>
> --
> "Read less. More TV." - Dr. Greg House, "House"
> http://homepage.mac.com/ijball/TV-Blog/
-- Ken from Chicago
Quiet Desperation
http://www.ancestralvoice.org/mountain%20lion%2001.jpg
"She's the hot, tough daughter of a federal agent!"
"He's a California Mountain Lion with a grudge!"
"Together they are Kimmy & Kitty!"
Zombie Elvis
When they reach the truck, they find Curtis dead with his throat
slashed. After a chase through the streets of Shanghai, Chloe is
killed by an errant bullet. Morris takes a swig of bottled water and
keels over -- he's been poisoned. Jack and Kim reach the plane but Kim
shoots him in the shoulder before they board.
"Why, Kim, why?"
<Tears well up in Kim's eyes.>
"I'm sorry dad but everyone around me dies. That's how it works and I
can't change that."
Kim shoots Jack in the head.
--
"Actually, the Medium Point Bic Round Stick is the preferred
pen for emergency tracheotomies."
-- ER Doctor in Wonderfalls
Roberto Castillo
roberto...@ameritech.net
http://www.freewebs.com/robertocastillo/
Ken from Chicago
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Worked for Sheena.
-- Ken from Chicago
Ken from Chicago
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You mean Kim is the REAL mastermind behind all the deaths Jack has dealt
with since Day 2 or maybe Day 3?
-- Ken from Chicago
Ian J. Ball
Zombie Elvis <DELETE-ME-2-REPL...@ameritech.net> wrote:
Best. Series. Finale. Ever.
Mark Nobles
Tune in next week for the premiere of "24: The Next Generation: Kim vs.
Mandy". On Fox.
David B
Kim gets naked. Best. Series. Finale. Ever.
Ken from Chicago
"Mark Nobles" <cmn-n...@houston.rr.com> wrote in message
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> "Ian J. Ball" <ijball***SPAM-No***@mac.com.invalid> said:
<snip>
> Tune in next week for the premiere of "24: The Next Generation: Kim vs.
> Mandy". On Fox.
Works for me.
-- Ken from Chicago