Re: lost survivor
marika
the aunt's crazy emails
one time she told me Don't bother opening the 2 emails from the aunt. One
is a spangly stroke-inducing musical xmas extravaganza show (the usual
seizuring santas, etc.) and the other is an animated video of some guy
singing a country song about incest. So much for intelligent discourse on
social security, politics, and religion.
I noticed one day on her caller ID that she called me, didn't leave a
message, can't imagine what the hell that could be about. I know you can't
send a spangly stroke-inducing musical xmas extravaganza show by phone, so
why bother calling?
and she was worried she was writing her out of her will?
"marika" <marik...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:...
> My sister has a feeling that every time she insults the aunt, she is gonna
> give all her merck stock to her landlord, ..... and she says she really
> doesn't care, either way. in fact that is probably why she hasn't heard
> from her recently, she has probably been at the lawyers office for the
> past week changing everywhere it saysone of us in the will..... to her
> landord.
>
> my sister is an idiot of course, because the reason she hadn't used the
> computer for a while is because she was undergoing all those corneal
> scrapings and lens replacement surgeries
>
> she also reminded me that comcast internet is available anywhere that
> comcast TV is available (it's on the same line)
> they have comcast cable TV in VeeloGrow.... why would they have one but
> not the other? you just put a splitter in on the back of your TV, one line
> goes to teh TV and the other goes to the computer.
>
> she says tato's gonna have to get cable TV next year anyway when analogue
> tv no longer exists, so he might as well get internet at the same time.
>
> "marika" <marik...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:oJKdnUVrcNBQQiDV...@rcn.net...
>>
>> my sister complained Leave it to our aunt to bring a food that could be
>> very good, but likely won't be as good as anything Ma could make. Eat it
>> or starve, because Ma won't be making a back-up fish in case this one
>> sucks, because that would be the ultimate insult. And of course we have
>> to rave about it, even if it does suck, because it's the landlord's
>> favorite fish, and he is infallible.
>>
>> she would be seriously suspicious of any food that the aunt "loves". she
>> hates everything she "loves", and vice versa.
>> Liver and reubens? Yummo.
>>
>> Yeah, I use panko a lot, I like it."marika" <marik...@gmail.com> wrote
>> in message news:Y76dncXIRKbMQyDV...@rcn.net...
>>> For Christmas eve, my mother told my aunt that she could bring fish and
>>> my aunt said she would because she discovered this really great fish at
>>> the Georgian Russian supermarket. My other sister was just sick about
>>> the whole thing, because she doesn't even usually like GOOD (cooked)
>>> salmon. The only kind she likes is raw/sushi or gravlax. She will eat
>>> what Ma makes only occassionally because it isn't terrible, but
>>> generally speaking, she just doesn't like the texture of cooked salmon.
>>> And she complained that ma wouldn't be making any kind of fish at all,
>>> not even the kind she likes (trout, halibut, bass, stuff like that)
>>> because of all thesalmon, so she is left with no choice other than our
>>> aunt's landlord's wonder-fish. Specifically because she knows that her
>>> and her aunts tastes are so diametrically opposed, she can't imagine
>>> liking anything that she likes such as wonderfish -- she envisions it to
>>> be her worst nightmare: breaded (salmon? yuck!), or worse-- with some
>>> kind of awful creamy dairy based sauce on it.
>>>
>>> And she will expect us to love it. she decide on the Aunt in Company
>>> but not wanting to insult others eating plan... do exactly what she
>>> always does....put it on your plate, make a poke at it with a fork, say
>>> you're full, and leave it on the plate.
>>>
>>> Tanks god for the herring and pyrohy she said
>>>
>>> Such a big deal - it was Salmon in Newburg sauce.
>>> I wasn't hungry but it wasn't all that terrible
>>>
>>> mk5000
>>>
>>> Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.
>>> Rudy: Thank you, your grumpiness. --THe Cosby Show
>>
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