No assumption. The announcer always uses the pronoun 'he'?
: Now see how much he likes to carry a handbag!
A) You've confused cross-dressing with homosexuality
B) You've forgotten that the Teletubbies act like children of the age of
their audience, and that very small children haven't had gender-
stereotyping thrust upon them yet (eg "Purses are for girrrrrrrulllllls")
C) And if he is gay, so what?
--Beth
>Assume for a moment Tinky is supposed to be a male Tubby.
>Now see how much he likes to carry a handbag!
Yeah, so? Tinky Winky's handbag rules... If I had one I'd proudly parade the
streets of Canterbury with it!
M
I've surprised you're not more concerned about the lack of clothes...
:-)
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So, unless you are a very young child, it's not aimed at you so it's not too
surprising you don't find it appealing.
Is this *all* that makes you ashamed to be British?
> Chaz wrote in message
> <892544136.22762.0...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >Assume for a moment Tinky is supposed to be a male Tubby.
> >Now see how much he likes to carry a handbag!
>
> I've surprised you're not more concerned about the lack of clothes...
>
Yeah, but they're wearing baby-gro type clothes, just look at the feet of
the toys.
ciao for now
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>Assume for a moment Tinky is supposed to be a male Tubby.
>Now see how much he likes to carry a handbag!
The BBC have stated that "sometimes, a bag is just a bag" :-)
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: Assume for a moment Tinky is supposed to be a male Tubby.
: Now see how much he likes to carry a handbag!
Well according to what it says in some of the tubbywebsites, He
supposidaly is. He doesn't seem to pay much interest to Laa Laa, I think
he prefers Dispy, so you could be right.
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: >Assume for a moment Tinky is supposed to be a male Tubby.
: >Now see how much he likes to carry a handbag!
:
: Yeah, so? Tinky Winky's handbag rules... If I had one I'd proudly parade
the
: streets of Canterbury with it!
LOL... now whe know who burst in on The arch Bisshop's Mass at Cantebury
Cathederal... Only Joking, anyway I think He is making a statement.
Finally saying that it is alright for men to have handbags too. Good on
him.
: >Assume for a moment Tinky is supposed to be a male Tubby.
: >Now see how much he likes to carry a handbag!
:
: I've surprised you're not more concerned about the lack of clothes...
What about the velvity thiny. They count as clothes surely? The
teletubbies are a super human breed that have evolved to grow their own
trendy clothes. also as the tubbies ahve to private parts it hardly
matters
>What about the velvity thiny. They count as clothes surely? The
>teletubbies are a super human breed that have evolved to grow their own
>trendy clothes. also as the tubbies ahve to private parts it hardly
>matters
Aha, but how do you know they have no private parts? Who knows what they
keep inside those clothes? They may or may not be grown on, maybe they're
made out of those sarcastic flowers!
M
: >What about the velvity thiny. They count as clothes surely? The
: >teletubbies are a super human breed that have evolved to grow their own
: >trendy clothes. also as the tubbies ahve to private parts it hardly
: >matters
: Aha, but how do you know they have no private parts? Who knows what they
: keep inside those clothes? They may or may not be grown on, maybe
they're
: made out of those sarcastic flowers!
They are not sarcastic. They are very Nice, albeit a bit stuck up. They
need no private parts. all waste is converte into television pictures, and
they have sex by jumping into each over's tummies. We see this at the
stard of the program. As these are the remains of human civilisation after
a nuclear Holocaust. Due to mutation in the DNA, they bear rabbits instead
of children.
Noo-noo features? From the front or the back? And how would you know?
I'm in Britain. It seemed to me that the misanthrope who posted the message
to which I responded was looking for things to be ashamed of. Silly boy.
I wondered what else made his life such a misery.
If he could lighten up a bit and take pleasure from some of the simpler
things of life *like* The Teletubbies (which was not written for people of
his agegroup) he might find his day to day existence rather less like hard
work.
>They are not sarcastic. They are very Nice, albeit a bit stuck up. They
>need no private parts. all waste is converte into television pictures, and
>they have sex by jumping into each over's tummies. We see this at the
>stard of the program. As these are the remains of human civilisation after
>a nuclear Holocaust. Due to mutation in the DNA, they bear rabbits instead
>of children.
And have you seen how close they sometimes get to rolling on those poor
rabbits and squashing them?? One day it's gonna happen, you mark my words!
That reminds me, did anyone see that thing on Points of View a while ago,
where someone wrote up worried because one of the rabbits looked dead? They
said it was just keeping very still, but I think that Po had squashed it, as
she was looking slightly more red that day. Definitely looked like guilt to
me...
M
> Chaz said...
>
> : Assume for a moment Tinky is supposed to be a male Tubby.
> : Now see how much he likes to carry a handbag!
>
> Well according to what it says in some of the tubbywebsites, He
> supposidaly is. He doesn't seem to pay much interest to Laa Laa, I think
> he prefers Dispy, so you could be right.
Get this: the TTs are babies ! They haven't started having sexual
feelings yet. They haven't developed a sexual orientation.
They've barely been exposed to gender-reinforcement. They're so
young their bottom still honks when they sit down.
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: >They are not sarcastic. They are very Nice, albeit a bit stuck up. They
: >need no private parts. all waste is converte into television pictures,
and
: >they have sex by jumping into each over's tummies. We see this at the
: >stard of the program. As these are the remains of human civilisation
after
: >a nuclear Holocaust. Due to mutation in the DNA, they bear rabbits
instead
: >of children.
: And have you seen how close they sometimes get to rolling on those poor
: rabbits and squashing them?? One day it's gonna happen, you mark my
words!
: That reminds me, did anyone see that thing on Points of View a while
ago,
: where someone wrote up worried because one of the rabbits looked dead?
They
: said it was just keeping very still, but I think that Po had squashed
it, as
: she was looking slightly more red that day. Definitely looked like guilt
to
: me...
LOL! Sounds like it. Squashed rabbis
And of course it's only time untill we get
Tubbiemiximitosis!
>LOL! Sounds like it. Squashed rabbis
>
>And of course it's only time untill we get
>
>Tubbiemiximitosis!
Hmm, well I think squashed rabbis would be an entirely different matter...
Lots of Jewish people would definitely complain to Points of View about that
one... But I can't see it happening on TT at the moment, thankfully <g>
M
> They're so young their bottom still honks when they sit down.
I hate it when that happens, don't you?
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Hey, I'm 49 and *my* bottom honks when I sit down. Age has nothing to do
with it, but they do all appear to have very full nappies (that's diapers
for our American readers)
Apparently it's caught from Tubbiemiximatoast.
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I saw a clip showing La La kicking a rabbit.
: > : Assume for a moment Tinky is supposed to be a male Tubby.
: > : Now see how much he likes to carry a handbag!
: >
: > Well according to what it says in some of the tubbywebsites, He
: > supposidaly is. He doesn't seem to pay much interest to Laa Laa, I
think
: > he prefers Dispy, so you could be right.
: Get this: the TTs are babies ! They haven't started having sexual
: feelings yet. They haven't developed a sexual orientation.
: They've barely been exposed to gender-reinforcement. They're so
: young their bottom still honks when they sit down.
How do youknow? they could just be permanantly like that because they are
the end reult of human evolution after a nuclear holocaust. They just act
like that because they are high on the addictive substance in the tubby
custard.
: >LOL! Sounds like it. Squashed rabbis
: >
: >And of course it's only time untill we get
: >
: >Tubbiemiximitosis!
: Hmm, well I think squashed rabbis would be an entirely different
matter...
: Lots of Jewish people would definitely complain to Points of View about
that
: one... But I can't see it happening on TT at the moment, thankfully <g>
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>>>And have you seen how close they sometimes get to rolling on those poor
>>>rabbits and squashing them?? One day it's gonna happen, you mark my words!
>>>That reminds me, did anyone see that thing on Points of View a while ago,
>>>where someone wrote up worried because one of the rabbits looked dead? They
>>>said it was just keeping very still, but I think that Po had squashed it, as
>>>she was looking slightly more red that day. Definitely looked like guilt to
>>>me...
>>Apparently Po had squashed a rabbit when on her scooter,
>>And someone told me that oneof the teletubbies sat on one as well
>there real rabs? i thought they were computorised in...
Yep they use Flemish and British giant rabbits