Pussy and Bitch

The Blue Blazer

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Jan 31, 2001, 6:45:20 PM1/31/01

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In article <3A77705C...@att.net>,
dawn <daw...@att.net> wrote:
> A little boy comes home from school and asks his mother what a
> pussy is. The boy's mother gets out a dictionary and shows him a
> picture of a cat. The boy then asks his mom what a bitch is. The
> mother turns the pages until she finds a picture of a dog.
>
> When the boy's father gets home from work, the boy asks him what a
> pussy is. His father gets out a Playboy, opens it up to the
> centerfold,
> and draws a circle around the Playmate's pussy. The boy then asks
his
> father to explain what a bitch is?
>
> The father looks at his son and says, "A bitch is everything outside
> the
> circle."
>
>

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the_laugh...@antisocial.com

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Jan 31, 2001, 6:52:30 PM1/31/01

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In article <95a82e$b6i$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

The Blue Blazer <faye...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> In article <3A77705C...@att.net>,
> dawn <daw...@att.net> wrote:
> > A little boy comes home from school and asks his mother what a
> > pussy is. The boy's mother gets out a dictionary and shows him a
> > picture of a cat. The boy then asks his mom what a bitch is. The
> > mother turns the pages until she finds a picture of a dog.
> >
> > When the boy's father gets home from work, the boy asks him what a
> > pussy is. His father gets out a Playboy, opens it up to the
> > centerfold,
> > and draws a circle around the Playmate's pussy. The boy then asks
> his
> > father to explain what a bitch is?
> >
> > The father looks at his son and says, "A bitch is everything
outside
> > the
> > circle."
> >
> >

If you're going to reply to a post, at least PUT SOMETHING THERE...
dumbass bandwith wasting fuckhead...

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The Amazing Billy Mayes

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Jan 31, 2001, 7:47:05 PM1/31/01

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In article <95a8fq$bj9$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

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the_laugh...@antisocial.com

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Jan 31, 2001, 7:52:57 PM1/31/01

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In article <95abm6$ehm$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

i tihnk j00 are a trool

The Blue Blazer

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Feb 1, 2001, 12:37:10 PM2/1/01

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In article <95ac17$en8$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

"One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be
defended against the heaviest odds."

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1869-1948, Indian Political, Spiritual Leader

lostinadmboutro

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Jan 31, 2001, 8:02:15 PM1/31/01

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Hey ignorant fuck. Thank you soooo much for replying to this with this
personality, now I've got two of you blocked.

you are going away now....

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The Blue Blazer

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Feb 2, 2001, 2:53:37 PM2/2/01

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"You sound like an ignorant puss...please don't do that, puss!" ;B

In article <Kz2e6.285$1Q1.3...@localhost.localdomain>,

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Onward Christian Soldiers,
Steven Richards

"That wasn't just the coolest. That wasn't just the best. THAT...was
just incredible; prove me wrong!"