I Can Explain
dawn
Robert is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights
bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife
decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break
from sports, so she takes him to a strip club.
The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey, Robert!
How are you tonight?" His wife, surprised, asks her
husband if he has been here before. "No, no, I can explain,
He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Robert
and says, "Nice to see you, Robert. A Southern Comfort
and Lemonade, as usual?". His wife's eyes widen. "You
must come here a lot!". "No, no" says Robert, "I can
explain, I just know her from volleyball".
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her
arms around Robert and says "Robert! A table dance as
usual?".
His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out
of the bar. Robert follows her and spots her getting
into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His
wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Robert
have it with both barrels.
At this, the cabby leans over and says, "Sure looks
like you picked up a wild one tonight, Robert!"
The Laughing Ghoul
bwahahahahahaha
I hate it when that happens
The Laughing Ghoul
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Emperor of alt.fan.gumby
Emperor of alt.music.operation-ivy
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brain...@aol.commode (The guy that makes me look stupid) wrote:
> >I can't even reply to this...
> >
> >snuh
> >
> >--
> >The Laughing Ghoul
>
> and yet you did
>
> -Issac
amazing isn't it?
> "Relax and take it easy. Dont get caught up in the hollow conceits
such as
> "doing something with your life." Such twaddle is outmoded and a
sure formula
> for disappointment." ~ Carlin
>
--
The Laughing Ghoul
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Emperor of alt.fan.gumby
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