New Song

[scott...@housecoats.com]

www.housecoats.com
presents ...
A Song the the new Pope.
Sung to Michael Jackson's "Ben".

Ben, you are the latest Pope we're told.
Ben, you are seventy eight years old.
Ben, you hava alot of gold.
We hope you help the old,
and all the women to,
Not like John Paul Two.
Not like John Paul Two.

Ben, you won the voting two to three.
Then, white smoke come out of the chimney.
Ben, you're sitting next to God.
Could you give him a nod?
and ask him just one thing?
Where is my wedding ring?
Where is my wedding ring?

Ben, I hear you're from Germany.
Ben, are you reclaiming you're country?
Then, will you kill alll the Jews?
and all the Muslems too?
and take over the World?
like Hitler couldn't do.
like Hitler couldn't do.

Scott Mears