Jack O'Neil's Pond

Tim Bruening

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Mar 24, 2005, 4:35:43 AM3/24/05

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Jack o' Neil has said several times that there are no fish in his pond.
Why hasn't he stocked his pond with fish?

Eva

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Mar 24, 2005, 4:49:29 AM3/24/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Jack o' Neil has said several times that there are no fish in his pond.
> Why hasn't he stocked his pond with fish?

Because he doesn't fish to catch a fish.

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Mar 24, 2005, 5:05:34 AM3/24/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Jack o' Neil has said several times that there are no fish in his pond.
> Why hasn't he stocked his pond with fish?
>

cos he skinnydips on hot summer nights. nothing worse than a fish rubbing up
against yer parts...

Weyoun the Dancing Stripper

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Mar 24, 2005, 6:16:14 AM3/24/05

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Tim Bruening wrote:
> Jack o' Neil has said several times that there are no fish in his pond.
> Why hasn't he stocked his pond with fish?
>

"It's not about the fish. It's about the fish*ING*"

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Mar 24, 2005, 8:02:51 AM3/24/05

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Yeah man. Its about relaxing and just sitting on your butt. If you
catch somthing GREAT if you don't you still relax and enjoy yourself.

Your no a fisherman are you :)

Just enjoy the birdys,trees, fresh air :)

Brian (aka Zod)

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Mar 24, 2005, 1:39:41 PM3/24/05

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You are mistaken, there are fish in his pond :)

- Brian

Predator

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Mar 24, 2005, 11:30:27 PM3/24/05

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and Sam's gonna get it!! lol

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Tim Bruening

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Mar 25, 2005, 8:29:14 PM3/25/05

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Weyoun the Dancing Stripper wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > Jack o' Neil has said several times that there are no fish in his pond.
> > Why hasn't he stocked his pond with fish?
> >
>
> "It's not about the fish. It's about the fish*ING*"

What good is fishing without the fish?

Sweet Ol' Bob (SOB)

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Mar 25, 2005, 8:55:14 PM3/25/05

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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:29:14 -0800, Tim Bruening
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>> "It's not about the fish. It's about the fish*ING*"

>What good is fishing without the fish?

You don't have to buy bait.

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RobMac

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Mar 25, 2005, 10:31:01 PM3/25/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Jack o' Neil has said several times that there are no fish in his pond.
> Why hasn't he stocked his pond with fish?
>

Well, now we know there's at least ONE fish.... :-)

Ink

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Mar 26, 2005, 1:45:19 AM3/26/05

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Most likely stocked pond after they all saw the tape and he said no
fish.(last time)

Ink

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Mar 26, 2005, 8:21:59 PM3/26/05

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why spoil the relaxation by having to fight to reel in a creature of
God that does not wish to be eaten in the first place?

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Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor

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Mar 26, 2005, 8:23:38 PM3/26/05

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No, silly... Sam *IS* it! ;^}~

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whodunit

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Mar 26, 2005, 9:32:37 PM3/26/05

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Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor wrote:
> why spoil the relaxation by having to fight to reel in a creature of
> God that does not wish to be eaten in the first place?
>

In the Christian religion, Jesus/God *ate* fish, so that's not a good
reason. :-)

I imagine Jack doesn't use bait at all when he fishes. Makes things
easier that way.

Dillon Pyron

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:18:12 PM3/27/05

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Thus spake Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> :

I see you've never done it.

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Dillon Pyron

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:19:01 PM3/27/05

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Thus spake "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor" <dick...@antispam.gov> :

>why spoil the relaxation by having to fight to reel in a creature of
>God that does not wish to be eaten in the first place?

Vegan?

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Mar 27, 2005, 4:21:18 PM3/27/05

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Dillon Pyron wrote:

> Thus spake Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> :
>
>
>>
>>Weyoun the Dancing Stripper wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>
>>>>Jack o' Neil has said several times that there are no fish in his pond.
>>>>Why hasn't he stocked his pond with fish?
>>>>
>>>
>>>"It's not about the fish. It's about the fish*ING*"
>>
>>What good is fishing without the fish?
>
>
> I see you've never done it.
>

I caught my brother once while cast fishing. Right on the lip, had to
make a trip to the emergency room to cut out the hook. <ouch>

Haven't touched a fishing rod in 30 years since then. Fish hooks can
cause major nightmares for me too. Just watching Daniel duck scared me! :-)

Day Brown

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Mar 27, 2005, 6:45:44 PM3/27/05

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Tim Bruening wrote:
> Jack o' Neil has said several times that there are no fish in his pond.
> Why hasn't he stocked his pond with fish?
>

Sometimes wading birds leave one pond with fish eggs on their feet which
in wet weather are still viable when the bird lands on another pond.

I dunno how you'd keep the fish out of it.

bus...@yahoo.com

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Mar 27, 2005, 7:12:58 PM3/27/05

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Day Brown wrote:
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> Sometimes wading birds leave one pond with fish eggs on their feet
which
> in wet weather are still viable when the bird lands on another pond.
>
> I dunno how you'd keep the fish out of it.

Chlorine?

slimsummers

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Mar 27, 2005, 8:00:42 PM3/27/05

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In article <9Xo1e.1955$FN4...@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>,
pill...@sbcglobal.net says...

Those sure looked like worms on the hooks as they were fishing in both eps.

Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor

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Mar 27, 2005, 8:01:22 PM3/27/05

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"Dillon Pyron" <dmpyron...@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
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> Thus spake "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor" <dick...@antispam.gov>
> :
>
>>why spoil the relaxation by having to fight to reel in a creature of
>>God that does not wish to be eaten in the first place?
>
> Vegan?

Noooo! just empathic. (Highly, for an omnivore, in fact....)

whodunit

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Mar 27, 2005, 11:31:00 PM3/27/05

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slimsummers wrote:

Man, that must be one heckuva zoom lens on your tv there! ;-)

Feek O'Hanrahan

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Mar 28, 2005, 9:02:43 PM3/28/05

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Grenades?

Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor

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"whodunit" <pill...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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I was thinking the same thing. And I also agree: fish are GOOD to
eat! but that doesn't necessarily mean they *want* to be eaten.

Dillon Pyron

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Apr 12, 2005, 5:39:24 PM4/12/05

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Thus spake "Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor" <dick...@antispam.gov> :

All of God's lesser creatures want to be eaten. It says so in the
bible. Genesis. The Rastas use Genesis 29 to justify the use of
marijuna. A justification I used in college. Now that I'm a
"non-believer", I still eat meat. I just don't need any
justification. I hunt, but not for trophies, although I'd take a 12
point buck or a 25 pound tom if one came along.

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Sep 12, 2013, 2:13:39 PM9/12/13

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On Thursday, March 24, 2005 5:35:43 AM UTC-4, Tim Bruening wrote:
> Jack o' Neil has said several times that there are no fish in his pond.
> Why hasn't he stocked his pond with fish?

The pond is symbolism for his dating life. He fishes knowing he will not catch a fish because the fish he wants he cannot have. Samantha Carter

ProfIJM

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Sep 18, 2013, 1:23:17 AM9/18/13

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Indeed.

Wouter Valentijn

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Sep 30, 2013, 6:10:44 AM9/30/13

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And yet he once had her.
And afterwards there /were/ fish. :-)

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