http://imdb.com/title/tt0880557/
and
http://imdb.com/title/tt0851851/
Both look pretty good, or at least they're not moronic game shows that
require no skill or intelligence from the contestants, or moronic
reality shows that require no skill or intelligence from the viewers.
Or maybe I'm just starving for something good to watch, since there
won't be any new Battlestar Galactica or Heroes for a while. Not that
those shows are any good, they're just better than a lot of the other
crap.
WARNING: THAR BE SPOILERS AHEAD!!! Ye have been warned!! Arrr.
Bionic Woman: Not a bad choice for a re-make, but Geez Louise why
can't Hollywood come up with a new concept or premise or idea now and
again? Anyways, this show is littered with Battlestar Galacta actors
who already know they should be looking for work next year. Starbuck
(Katee Sackhoff) plays a bionic woman (not the titular Bionic Woman),
who is slightly off her rocker in a big way. The show opens with her
getting her head blown off by her boyfriend, but it is revealed later
that her bloodstream is full of midichlorians or some such nonsense,
so she's OK not too long afterwards.
The titular Bionic Woman, Jamie Sommers (Michelle Ryan (yeah, I never
heard of her either)) is a bartender with a goth/punk/deaf little
sister to take care of, played by Kelly Osbourne, I think. Odds are
if the show lasts an entire season, there will be some storyline about
her getting bionic ears, or maybe Spock ears. Jamie's boyfriend is
NOT Steve Austin this time, but sort of a young Rudy Wells, since he's
the guy that installs all of her new parts after Starbuck tries to
kill him with Optimus Prime, and this 'accident' is the cause of
Jamie's re-construction. This time around, she gets the bionic legs
and the arm, and the ear, but also a bionic eye. For some reason, the
ear and the eye take a lot longer to boot up, because they don't start
working for a while. Also, since she's the titular Bionic Woman,
maybe she'll get bionic tits someday.
Bionic Tits could come in pretty handy, if she had to poke somebody's
eye out or maybe cut a guy in half with a well-aimed lactation. I
recall that in Martin Caidin's original novel 'Cyborg', upon which
'The Six Million Dollar Man' was based, Steve Austin's replacement eye
did not give him vision (or the nifty heads-up display qualities of
this newest bionic eye), but was simply a camera in his eye socket.
Perhaps one of Jamie's bionic tits could also be a camera, which would
require her to flash her intended photographic subject before taking a
picture, which would no doubt make sure the subject was paying
attention to her. It would also make holiday/vacation snapshots much
more interesting, or disturbing, at least to the people being
photographed. But I digress.
During the scenes where Jamie is undergoing her (supposedly) many
surgeries and reconstructions, we meet Oscar Goldman (who is not
actually Oscar Goldman, played by Miguel Ferrer (OK, he's not playing
a character named Oscar Goldman, and he's also not Richard Anderson,
the original Oscar Goldman)), who is not actually Oscar Goldman but is
actually some other clown in charge of all this stuff. He doesn't
really have a firm grip on things, since his first bionic woman went
wacko-bazoo crazy after sleeping with the guy who blew her branes out
at the start of this pilot (the sleeping with part took place before
the branes-blowing part), and wacky renegade Rudy Wells-type guy
builds a second bionic woman (the one with the tits) without his
(Not-Oscar)'s permission. This guy is basically screwed, because he
doesn't wear glasses and can't rip them off his face dramatically as
he's trying to make a point. That was Richard Anderson's sole purpose
on the old bionicle people shows. This Not-Oscar-Goldman is a pretty
one-dimensional evil manager type. So far.
I should point out at this time that Richard Anderson and Richard Dean
Anderson are two totally different people. Richard Dean Anderson
would make a great Oscar Goldman, maybe appearing as Not-Oscar's
seldom-seen boss. If Hollywood uses that idea, I want some goddamn
money, goddammit.
Getting back to Jamie's transformation into the titular Bionic Woman,
I feel that this was essentially glossed over. She had a bad dream or
two, and then she wakes up and is now a total ass-kicking cyborg, with
some residual 'oh what have you done to me?' scenes with the
boyfriend, plus some ripoff scene where Spider-Man^WBionic Woman
discovers that she can leap across rooftops. There should have been
at least some physical therapy, unless they want us to believe that
these bionic limbs are so good and the midichlorians are so kick-ass
that therapy is unneccessary. Well, maybe, but I'm not exactly buying
it. Oh yeah, she was also pregnant, but NOT ANYMORE, which will no
doubt provide some angsty scenery-chewing opportunities in later
episodes. If the show doesn't get cancelled, of course.
The rest of the show is action sequence after action sequence, with
some interplay with deaf/punk/goth little sister, and more time with
Evil Wacky Starbuck. The little sister soap-opera bit will get really
annoying really fast, until she gets her Spock ears or gets killed
off. I could go either way on that, but the Wacky Starbuck angle
looks kind of interesting, since she's also driven by some other
nutjob (not the boyfriend that blew her head off), some guy that
enjoys elective autosurgery, not too sure what that's all about. We
also get some glimpses into the capabilities of the bionic eye with
the heads-up display and threat-assessment thingie, which has some
yet-to-be-explored possibilities.
The show concludes with Jamie not-sort-of-reluctantly agreeing to work
for Miguel Ferrer, but on her own terms, because she's like an
empowered 21st century chyk or whatever. I look forward to seeing
where they go with this show, but I dread the whole punk/deaf/goth
sister angle, unless she gets her Spock ears.
I should also mention that the visual effects were not complete on
this leaked version, so there are scenes where Jamie is staring at her
'bionic' arm, which is actually her real arm with little motion
control thingies on her knuckles.
The Sarah Connor Chronicles: This show is set between the second and
third Terminator movies, with not-Linda-Hamilton (Lena Headey
(fnarr)(yeah I'd never heard of her either)) as the titular Sarah
Connor, and some clown as the savior-of-the-humans John Connor. Sarah
has apparently settled down with some other clown, and also can't hold
down any other job except for 'diner waitress'. I guess you go with
what you know, and I'm in no position to judge. I don't get paid for
writing these things, folks. Also, insert previous rant obout
Hollywood having no new ideas.
As alluded to in the various Terminator movies, Sarah and John Connor
move around quite a bit, one step ahead of the law or various
Terminators, so they leave the stability of Nebraska for the wacky,
Terminator-infested wiles of New Mexico. John Connor meets up with
Summer Glau, the unstoppable waif-like killing machine from
'Serenity', who plays an unstoppable waif-like killing machine
Terminator (or more correctly, Terminatrix). She really needs to
think about avoiding getting typecast, unless there will be a lot of
roles for unstoppable waif-like killing machines in upcoming movies.
She's one of the 'good' Terminatrixes, and has a good scene with Sarah
after she removes bullets from her shoulder while topless (always a
good idea), and Sarah has to remind Summer to 'put those things back
in their holster', whereupon Summer puts her brassiere back on. I
don't know why Terminatrixes really need to bother with undergarments
or lingerie, but maybe there's a marketing tie-in somewhere. I
certainly wouldn't mind seeing Summer Glau plastered all over the
nearest Victoria's Secret store, perhaps with the slogan "If you don't
buy me these panties, I'll rip your lungs out through your nose-hole".
If Victoria's Secret uses that ad campaign, I want some goddam money,
goddammit.
Speaking of Summer Glau, I must now mention The Firefly Curse. Nobody
wants to admit it, but this show is doomed. Like Invader Zim DOOMED,
only more so. The Firefly Curse has already killed 'Stargate SG-1'
(Morena Baccarin), and Fox's much-hyped 'Drive' (Captain Reynolds).
Both shows were canceled, just like Firefly, even after a good
ten-year run by Stargate. Damn that Morena Baccarin, she might be
easy on the eyes but she can sure kill a TV show. And since Jewel
Staite (also easy on the eyes) is joining the cast of 'Stargate:
Atlantis' next season, you may as well fire up your useless internet
petitions now, you basement-dwelling losers.
There's plenty of action in this show from beginning to end, but I
don't think they're going to have the budget for more than a couple of
episodes with a T-1000-type Terminator, even though those sort of
special effects are much cheaper these days. We'll see what happens.
On the whole, I found these two pilots to be mostly OK, they both
could have been better as pilots go. I'm eagerly anticipating
watching these shows, because there's nothing I like better than
sitting on my ass in front of my HDTV watching cute chyx kick ass.
Maybe that Joss Whedon clown had it right all along.
--
"The Fireman is very magical; if you rub his helmet, he spits in your
eye" - Eric Cartman, _South Park_
It was time for SG-1 to go before "it turned like bad mayo" -to quite
the pale , illustrious Nick Bensema.
> (Morena Baccarin), and Fox's much-hyped 'Drive' (Captain Reynolds).
Either I have been concentrating too much on my plans for world
domination or am just still st00pid...I didnt see all the hype for
"Drive"-was it any good?
Do I expect a real answer?
> Both shows were canceled, just like Firefly, even after a good
> ten-year run by Stargate. Damn that Morena Baccarin, she might be
> easy on the eyes but she can sure kill a TV show. And since Jewel
> Staite (also easy on the eyes) is joining the cast of 'Stargate:
> Atlantis' next season, you may as well fire up your useless internet
> petitions now, you basement-dwelling losers.
Those things worked well for a few seasons of SG-1, and that other
show that got bombarded with peanuts to get put back on (Stargate
command informed me about that-no, really!)
>
> There's plenty of action in this show from beginning to end, but I
> don't think they're going to have the budget for more than a couple of
> episodes with a T-1000-type Terminator, even though those sort of
> special effects are much cheaper these days. We'll see what happens.
>
> On the whole, I found these two pilots to be mostly OK, they both
> could have been better as pilots go. I'm eagerly anticipating
> watching these shows, because there's nothing I like better than
> sitting on my ass in front of my HDTV watching cute chyx kick ass.
> Maybe that Joss Whedon clown had it right all along.
>
I'd watch an hour a week of Summer reading a book.
> Also, since she's the titular Bionic Woman,
> maybe she'll get bionic tits someday.
>
> Bionic Tits could come in pretty handy, if she had to poke somebody's
> eye out or maybe cut a guy in half with a well-aimed lactation.
You should see The Tenth Victim.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/tenth_victim/
There's a scene where Ursula Andress is stripping on stage,
when suddenly she shoots a guy dead with her tits.
> Speaking of Summer Glau, I must now mention The Firefly Curse. Nobody
> wants to admit it, but this show is doomed. Like Invader Zim DOOMED,
> only more so. The Firefly Curse has already killed 'Stargate SG-1'
> (Morena Baccarin), and Fox's much-hyped 'Drive' (Captain Reynolds).
'Drive' also had Firefly's Jubal Early.
--
pete
Hah! Actually they've already announced they're getting rid of the
'deaf' part.
Jamie's boyfriend is
> NOT Steve Austin this time, but sort of a young Rudy Wells, since he's
> the guy that installs all of her new parts after Starbuck tries to
> kill him with Optimus Prime, and this 'accident' is the cause of
> Jamie's re-construction. This time around, she gets the bionic legs
> and the arm, and the ear, but also a bionic eye. For some reason, the
> ear and the eye take a lot longer to boot up, because they don't start
> working for a while.
Stupidly though, they functioned as NORMAL eyes and ears immediately,
and only ramped up to bionic power later.
Also, since she's the titular Bionic Woman,
> maybe she'll get bionic tits someday.
Apparently Stardoe has 'em; she said she installed a bionic chest
herself.
>
> Bionic Tits could come in pretty handy, if she had to poke somebody's
> eye out or maybe cut a guy in half with a well-aimed lactation. I
> recall that in Martin Caidin's original novel 'Cyborg', upon which
> 'The Six Million Dollar Man' was based, Steve Austin's replacement eye
> did not give him vision (or the nifty heads-up display qualities of
> this newest bionic eye), but was simply a camera in his eye socket.
> Perhaps one of Jamie's bionic tits could also be a camera, which would
> require her to flash her intended photographic subject before taking a
> picture, which would no doubt make sure the subject was paying
> attention to her. It would also make holiday/vacation snapshots much
> more interesting, or disturbing, at least to the people being
> photographed. But I digress.
>
> During the scenes where Jamie is undergoing her (supposedly) many
> surgeries and reconstructions,
Which must only take an hour; she's apparently back in her normal life 3
days after the accident.
we meet Oscar Goldman (who is not
> actually Oscar Goldman, played by Miguel Ferrer (OK, he's not playing
> a character named Oscar Goldman, and he's also not Richard Anderson,
> the original Oscar Goldman)), who is not actually Oscar Goldman but is
> actually some other clown in charge of all this stuff. He doesn't
> really have a firm grip on things, since his first bionic woman went
> wacko-bazoo crazy after sleeping with the guy who blew her branes out
> at the start of this pilot (the sleeping with part took place before
> the branes-blowing part), and wacky renegade Rudy Wells-type guy
> builds a second bionic woman (the one with the tits) without his
> (Not-Oscar)'s permission. This guy is basically screwed, because he
> doesn't wear glasses and can't rip them off his face dramatically as
> he's trying to make a point. That was Richard Anderson's sole purpose
> on the old bionicle people shows. This Not-Oscar-Goldman is a pretty
> one-dimensional evil manager type. So far.
>
> I should point out at this time that Richard Anderson and Richard Dean
> Anderson are two totally different people. Richard Dean Anderson
> would make a great Oscar Goldman, maybe appearing as Not-Oscar's
> seldom-seen boss. If Hollywood uses that idea, I want some goddamn
> money, goddammit.
Hah, that would have been funny.
>
> Getting back to Jamie's transformation into the titular Bionic Woman,
> I feel that this was essentially glossed over. She had a bad dream or
> two, and then she wakes up and is now a total ass-kicking cyborg, with
> some residual 'oh what have you done to me?' scenes with the
> boyfriend, plus some ripoff scene where Spider-Man^WBionic Woman
> discovers that she can leap across rooftops. There should have been
> at least some physical therapy, unless they want us to believe that
No therapy, no training, nothing. She refuses to read the instruction
manual too.
Note: Unlike 'Bionic Woman' Sarah Connor, which not brilliant, was well
done and enjoyable.
>
> As alluded to in the various Terminator movies, Sarah and John Connor
> move around quite a bit, one step ahead of the law or various
> Terminators, so they leave the stability of Nebraska for the wacky,
> Terminator-infested wiles of New Mexico. John Connor meets up with
> Summer Glau, the unstoppable waif-like killing machine from
> 'Serenity', who plays an unstoppable waif-like killing machine
> Terminator (or more correctly, Terminatrix). She really needs to
> think about avoiding getting typecast, unless there will be a lot of
> roles for unstoppable waif-like killing machines in upcoming movies.
> She's one of the 'good' Terminatrixes, and has a good scene with Sarah
> after she removes bullets from her shoulder while topless (always a
> good idea), and Sarah has to remind Summer to 'put those things back
> in their holster', whereupon Summer puts her brassiere back on. I
> don't know why Terminatrixes really need to bother with undergarments
> or lingerie, but maybe there's a marketing tie-in somewhere. I
The school might have a 'girls must wear bras' rule. She is trying to
blend.
--
"No man ever notices a woman's shoes, unless they have boobs on them."
-- Mark Nobles
They did this in the original Bionic Man with the Jamie character too.
They originally left the bionic parts low-powered for her to get used
to and to try to make sure they were functioning properly. Then then
increased the power later ... after which point she started having
headaches, etc. and going nutso.
> > On the whole, I found these two pilots to be mostly OK, they both
> > could have been better as pilots go. I'm eagerly anticipating
> > watching these shows, because there's nothing I like better than
> > sitting on my ass in front of my HDTV watching cute chyx kick ass.
> > Maybe that Joss Whedon clown had it right all along.
> >
>
> I'd watch an hour a week of Summer reading a book.
Have you seen her appearances on The 4400 and The Unit. She did more
than read on them.
--
Al
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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
-- Jules de Gaultier
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>"TV Shows" are OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
>Cease and desist cross-posting to alt.parallel.universes.
Can't we even post about what different TV shows would be like in
parallel universes?
For instance, there might be a parallel universe in which The Sopranos
had the ending most people were lusting after, and Tony got whacked.
Of course, that raises the question of how close two universes have to
be to be considered parallel.
BW
> "TV Shows" are OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
> Cease and desist cross-posting to alt.parallel.universes.
What about TV shows about parallel universes?
--oTTo--
Indeed.Completely on-topic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McKay_and_Mrs._Miller_(Stargate_Atlantis)
McKay is brought back to Earth in an effort to convince his sister to
work for the SGC. McKay visits Jeannie and her husband (Caleb) and
daughter. They don't really know what to think of him, and McKay and
his sister bicker about the past. Rodney wants her to come with him
and help out for a few months because she's almost as brilliant as he
is and would be a great help to the Stargate Program. Jeannie balks
until McKay beams her aboard the Daedalus. McKay then reveals that
Jeannie's calculations can help solve the problems that plagued
Project Arcturus. Instead of trying to draw zero point energy from our
own universe and release hazardous exotic particles, McKay plans to
draw energy from a parallel universe via a matter bridge so the exotic
particles would be vented into the hopefully uninhabited parallel
universe instead.
Comments about what is OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
are OFF-TOPIC in the other groups you have posted to, except
alt.religion.kibology. Off topic posts are impolite. Please do not be
impolite; it's impolite. Pointing out the error of impoliteness is
itself impolite. I am being impolite. Please do not be me.
Also, both pots and kettles are black.
--
Dave "So it's OK if they use the N-word" Boyd
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall
like a house of cards. Checkmate." -Capt. Zapp Brannigan, D.O.O.P.
Hopefully uninhabited?! That's like crapping in a stream and
hoping none of your downstream neighbors drink from it. I
wonder if the writers of Stargate realize how irresponsible
that is.
--oTTo--
OK, now I *so* want to go and visit the alt.parallel.universes ng. Sounds
like fun....
Eva
--
Join the Stargate SG-1 SETI@home Team
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"Ceremonies have killed religions for they provide the masked comforts to
delusionals..."
<snip>
> OK, now I *so* want to go and visit the alt.parallel.universes ng. Sounds
> like fun....
Or not. How disappointing. I hope alt.parallel.universes ngs in parallel
universes are better than that!
> Angela Kahealani wrote:
> > "TV Shows" are OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
> > Cease and desist cross-posting to alt.parallel.universes.
>
> Comments about what is OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
> are OFF-TOPIC in the other groups you have posted to, except
> alt.religion.kibology. Off topic posts are impolite. Please do not be
> impolite; it's impolite. Pointing out the error of impoliteness is
> itself impolite. I am being impolite. Please do not be me.
I could be wrong, but I think the Hawaiian word for "impolite" is
"kahealani"
>
> Also, both pots and kettles are black.
Actually, the pot got a bad rap in this overly concerned PC world. He
WASN'T calling the kettle black, per se. He was merely making an
observation, and when later questioned by Entertainment Weekly,
explained that the quote attribituted to him was incomplete and out of
context.
--
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil
people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes
religion.
-- Steven Weinberg
Sliders was pretty good in it's first season, I thought.
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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison
> "Eva" <eva1rem...@ukonline.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:5hca78F...@mid.individual.net...
>
> <snip>
>
> > OK, now I *so* want to go and visit the alt.parallel.universes ng. Sounds
> > like fun....
>
> Or not. How disappointing. I hope alt.parallel.universes ngs in parallel
> universes are better than that!
>
Let me guess. You came to alt.p.u., expecting a busy vibrant group,
full of thinking people with great senses of humor, and found an empty
group except for SPAM and Angela ordering people not to post here?
I am still trying to figure what her deal is. Nobody posts here, on or
off topic. So WHAT is her whole obsessiveness with possibly Off Topic
Posts?
I don't even think she actually READS the posts, but determines them
off topic by their Subject Line.
--
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like
these.
-- Paul Harvey
> "leo sgouros" <adra...@gmail.com> wrote
When are writers responsible for such things? They are responsible for
writing scripts to tell a story. (Except for those writers of the SciFi
Chanel's Movies. Those guys ARE from a different Parallel Universe)
Jay Hova?
I smell a stainless steel rat ...
--
The Merry Piper
[http://tmpiper.livejournal.com]
If you want to dance, you'll have to pay ... me!
When they want to tell an interesting story instead of just a simple
story.
BW
> In article <5hcaf8F...@mid.individual.net>, Eva
> <eva1rem...@ukonline.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > "Eva" <eva1rem...@ukonline.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:5hca78F...@mid.individual.net...
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > > OK, now I *so* want to go and visit the alt.parallel.universes ng.
> > > Sounds
> > > like fun....
> >
> > Or not. How disappointing. I hope alt.parallel.universes ngs in parallel
> > universes are better than that!
> >
>
> Let me guess. You came to alt.p.u., expecting a busy vibrant group,
> full of thinking people with great senses of humor, and found an empty
> group except for SPAM and Angela ordering people not to post here?
>
> I am still trying to figure what her deal is. Nobody posts here, on or
> off topic. So WHAT is her whole obsessiveness with possibly Off Topic
> Posts?
>
> I don't even think she actually READS the posts, but determines them
> off topic by their Subject Line.
That's easy enough to test. We post something on topic for alt.p.u.
with a subject line that makes it look like it's not.
I'll start.
Subject line will be STARGATE ATLANTIS actress Jessica Steen is SO cute!
But the actual content will be "Is there a parallel universe where she
plays Dr. Elizabeth Weir instead of the replacement actress?"
I'll cross post to alt.tv.stargate-sg1
And we'll see:
A) do I get yelled at for posting in alt.p.u, and
B) do I get yelled at for posting in alt.tv.s-sg1 instead of Atlantis?
:D
Yeah. People sometimes do that. Who'da thunk it?
--
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WHO IS ATLAS BUGGED?
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more 'A!'"
What parallel universe are you posting from?
And just in case you're interested, I am from the universe of I'm going
to make another cup of coffee. It's the best universe this side of the
pink Eiffel Tower.
> Quoth the C.O.Jones:
> > In article <f8qmj6$s8l$1...@gargoyle.oit.duke.edu>, Otto Bahn <e...@eio.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> >> "Angela Kahealani" <ang...@kahealani.com> wrote
> >>
> >> > "TV Shows" are OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
> >> > Cease and desist cross-posting to alt.parallel.universes.
> >>
> >> What about TV shows about parallel universes?
> >>
> > Sliders was pretty good in it's first season, I thought.
>
> What parallel universe are you posting from?
The one where it was pretty good in it's first season. Duh.
>
> And just in case you're interested, I am from the universe of I'm going
> to make another cup of coffee. It's the best universe this side of the
> pink Eiffel Tower.
Thank you! I KNEW I was missing something this morning. BTW, OUR Eiffel
Tower is deep blue, with thousands of red polka dots. Those French!
> In article <5hefagF...@mid.individual.net>, Chu-chu
> <ab...@clu.org.uk> wrote:
>
> > Quoth the C.O.Jones:
> > > In article <f8qmj6$s8l$1...@gargoyle.oit.duke.edu>, Otto Bahn <e...@eio.com>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > >> "Angela Kahealani" <ang...@kahealani.com> wrote
> > >>
> > >> > "TV Shows" are OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
> > >> > Cease and desist cross-posting to alt.parallel.universes.
> > >>
> > >> What about TV shows about parallel universes?
> > >>
> > > Sliders was pretty good in it's first season, I thought.
> >
> > What parallel universe are you posting from?
>
> The one where it was pretty good in it's first season. Duh.
Now, if they'd said "Sliders was pretty good in it's LAST season, I
thought" we'd know they were kidding, because nowhere, in all the
endless parallel universes there are, was that ever true.
Ah, but parallel universes are infinite, so there will be some where the
writing and plots were good throught its entire run...
There will even be a few where it ran to its 10th season like sg1 and was
sorely missed when it ended. There may even be one where it'll rival doctor
who for longevity.
In a multiverse of infinite improbabilities... anything that could happen,
will happen somewhere/when.
:)
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> > Now, if they'd said "Sliders was pretty good in it's LAST season, I
> > thought" we'd know they were kidding, because nowhere, in all the
> > endless parallel universes there are, was that ever true.
>
> Ah, but parallel universes are infinite, so there will be some where the
> writing and plots were good throught its entire run...
>
> There will even be a few where it ran to its 10th season like sg1 and was
> sorely missed when it ended. There may even be one where it'll rival doctor
> who for longevity.
>
> In a multiverse of infinite improbabilities... anything that could happen,
> will happen somewhere/when.
So somewhere, somehow, you did your grandmother?!
AND YOUR GRANDFATHER?
At the same time, no less.
Infinite does not necessarily mean anything that could happen,
will happen. One can approach infinity at different rates. If
pigs had wings, they still couldn't fly. Well, they'd have
to be really BIG wings, but you get my drift.
--oTTo--
> >> > > > "TV Shows" are OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
> >> > > > Cease and desist cross-posting to alt.parallel.universes.
> >> > >
> >> > > What about TV shows about parallel universes?
> >> > >
> >> > > --oTTo--
> >> >
> >> > Indeed.Completely on-topic.
> >> >
> >> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McKay_and_Mrs._Miller_(Stargate_Atlantis)
> >> > McKay is brought back to Earth in an effort to convince his sister to
> >> > work for the SGC. McKay visits Jeannie and her husband (Caleb) and
> >> > daughter. They don't really know what to think of him, and McKay and
> >> > his sister bicker about the past. Rodney wants her to come with him
> >> > and help out for a few months because she's almost as brilliant as he
> >> > is and would be a great help to the Stargate Program. Jeannie balks
> >> > until McKay beams her aboard the Daedalus. McKay then reveals that
> >> > Jeannie's calculations can help solve the problems that plagued
> >> > Project Arcturus. Instead of trying to draw zero point energy from our
> >> > own universe and release hazardous exotic particles, McKay plans to
> >> > draw energy from a parallel universe via a matter bridge so the exotic
> >> > particles would be vented into the hopefully uninhabited parallel
> >> > universe instead.
> >>
> >> Hopefully uninhabited?! That's like crapping in a stream and
> >> hoping none of your downstream neighbors drink from it. I
> >> wonder if the writers of Stargate realize how irresponsible
> >> that is.
> >
> >When are writers responsible for such things?
>
> When they want to tell an interesting story instead of just a stupid
> story.
IFYPFY.
--oTTo--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTJHeWrPC4s
Leo "wow" SGouros
>> > Now, if they'd said "Sliders was pretty good in it's LAST season, I
>> > thought" we'd know they were kidding, because nowhere, in all the
>> > endless parallel universes there are, was that ever true.
>>
>> Ah, but parallel universes are infinite, so there will be some where the
>> writing and plots were good throught its entire run...
>>
>> There will even be a few where it ran to its 10th season like sg1 and was
>> sorely missed when it ended. There may even be one where it'll rival doctor
>> who for longevity.
>>
>> In a multiverse of infinite improbabilities... anything that could happen,
>> will happen somewhere/when.
> So somewhere, somehow, you did your grandmother?!
> AND YOUR GRANDFATHER?
That all depends if time travel is possible
:-p
> At the same time, no less.
> Infinite does not necessarily mean anything that could happen,
> will happen.
The question is, can time travel happen? If it can't then the question is
moot.
:)
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> >> > Now, if they'd said "Sliders was pretty good in it's LAST season, I
> >> > thought" we'd know they were kidding, because nowhere, in all the
> >> > endless parallel universes there are, was that ever true.
> >>
> >> Ah, but parallel universes are infinite, so there will be some where the
> >> writing and plots were good throught its entire run...
> >>
> >> There will even be a few where it ran to its 10th season like sg1 and was
> >> sorely missed when it ended. There may even be one where it'll rival doctor
> >> who for longevity.
> >>
> >> In a multiverse of infinite improbabilities... anything that could happen,
> >> will happen somewhere/when.
>
> > So somewhere, somehow, you did your grandmother?!
>
> > AND YOUR GRANDFATHER?
>
> That all depends if time travel is possible
> :-p
>
> > At the same time, no less.
>
> > Infinite does not necessarily mean anything that could happen,
> > will happen.
>
> The question is, can time travel happen? If it can't then the question is
> moot.
In many parallel universes, grandpa lived long enough.
--oTTo--
> <bar...@bookpro.com> wrote
? I'm thinking that MOST writers do not REALLY deliberately write
stupid stories, not on purpose. Except possibly maybe the writers of
all those horrid movies on SciFi network.
It has to.Otherwise I can't explain all the fish!
Leo "because we wrote G_D out of the script" Sgouros
Writers are responsible for telling interesting stories by avoiding
writing about people doing irresponsible things? That's an, um,
interesting viewpoint.
ŹR
I'm assuming Politically Correct hacks, and not actual creative people?
> I'm assuming Politically Correct hacks, and not actual creative people?
And *I'm* feasting on the delicious irony of somebody using the word
"hacks" in a writing comparison, yet they have a Paul Harvey quote in
their .sig...
JS
And _that_ in turn depends on where in the Great Wheel of Existence the
timeline you're in is. (And whether the Time Wars have stopped yet,
effectively.)
Dave
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>> >When are writers responsible for such things?
>> When they want to tell an interesting story instead of just a simple story.
>
>Writers are responsible for telling interesting stories by avoiding
>writing about people doing irresponsible things? That's an, um,
>interesting viewpoint.
Hunter S. Thompson on line one for one of you. You'll have to speak up,
he seems to have a very long-distance connection...
Did I hurt your little politically correct feelings? I'm possibly sorry.
I select quotes for WHAT THEY SAY , not who says them. I would have
used the quote even if it had come from Paul Lynde. This attituce comes
from independent thinking, and not going by a PC checklist of
acceptability. It is the thought that counts, Not the thinker. Can you
comprehend that?
But enjoy your "feast" on what you think is "delicious irony." I'm
thinking that actual Deep Thought is not exactly your forte.
NO
> effectively.)
>
> Dave
> --
> \/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
> It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
> Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>http://www.vic.com/~dbd/- net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
> > >> > Now, if they'd said "Sliders was pretty good in it's LAST season, I
> > >> > thought" we'd know they were kidding, because nowhere, in all the
> > >> > endless parallel universes there are, was that ever true.
> >
> > >> Ah, but parallel universes are infinite, so there will be some where the
> > >> writing and plots were good throught its entire run...
> >
> > >> There will even be a few where it ran to its 10th season like sg1 and was
> > >> sorely missed when it ended. There may even be one where it'll rival doctor
> > >> who for longevity.
> >
> > >> In a multiverse of infinite improbabilities... anything that could happen,
> > >> will happen somewhere/when.
> > > So somewhere, somehow, you did your grandmother?!
> > > AND YOUR GRANDFATHER?
> >
> > That all depends if time travel is possible
> > :-p
> >
> > > At the same time, no less.
> > > Infinite does not necessarily mean anything that could happen,
> > > will happen.
> >
> > The question is, can time travel happen? If it can't then the question is
> > moot.
>
> It has to.Otherwise I can't explain all the fish!
> Leo "because we wrote G_D out of the script" Sgouros
We're all in the mood for a melody
and you've got us feeling alright.
--oTTo--
Everyone gets this wrong, so don't feel bad.
The question is whether there can be BACKWARD time travel.
Forward time travel is happening at all times, and even science-fictiony
forward time travel is already possible in both theory and very-near-term
practice.
For sci-fi fans, the classic treatment of this (among others) is the
TWILIGHT ZONE episode, "The Rip Van Winkle Caper."
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> <spi...@freenet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:hhs9o4-...@ridcully.ntlworld.com...
> > The question is, can time travel happen? If it can't then the question is
> > moot.
>
> Everyone gets this wrong, so don't feel bad.
> "Attorney, activist, atheist, and yes, I confess,
> others that start with an 'A!'"
Egotist doesn't start with an A.
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> On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:06:49 -1000, Angela Kahealani
> <ang...@kahealani.com> wrote:
>
> >"TV Shows" are OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
> >Cease and desist cross-posting to alt.parallel.universes.
>
> Can't we even post about what different TV shows would be like in
> parallel universes?
Angela seems to have a very narrow definnition of what may be on topic
in her sad little kingdom. On topic is ONLY what she says it is. And, I
suspect that her definition of on topic does NOT actually include
Quantum science's theories of Parallel/alternate universes, but only
weird science fantasy worlds. I could be wrong, but I have never seen
her actually EXPLAIN what IS on topic, just what she considers Off
Topic.
>
> For instance, there might be a parallel universe in which The Sopranos
> had the ending most people were lusting after, and Tony got whacked.
I'm ready to visit the parallel universe where Firefly has been on for
going on five seasons.
>
> Of course, that raises the question of how close two universes have to
> be to be considered parallel.
>
Parallel is parallel, closeness has nothing to do with it. On a
parallel universe where intelligent dinosaurs rule the earth, or a
parallel universe where a sentient green cheese is president, may be
very many discrete realities removed, but still parallel.
Is THIS <gasp!> On Topic?
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.... ack,.... ack......jack! ..is..that...you...???? Have you finished
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Matthew
--
I'm a consultant. If you want an opinion I'll sell you one.
Which one do you want?
Yes it does: "Ægotist" has always started with an 'A'.
Mark Ædwards
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Errrm....
OK. If you lost the sentient qualifier there...
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>> <spi...@freenet.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:hhs9o4-...@ridcully.ntlworld.com...
>> > The question is, can time travel happen? If it can't then the question is
>> > moot.
>>
>> Everyone gets this wrong, so don't feel bad.
>> "Attorney, activist, atheist, and yes, I confess,
>> others that start with an 'A!'"
> Egotist doesn't start with an A.
Arsehole does though.
Hey, no problem, you can even hang out at my place and we can watch the
DVDs of the first three series, if you like. Lucas sure knows dialogue
and emotional scenes, and that wacky Jangper CG character and his crazy
physical comedy livens up any scene he's in, and that is just about all
of them! I can't wait for the Firefly/Charmed crossover episode that's
been promised.
Only one SMALL change is necessary -- like a world without shrimp. Or one with only shrimp.
Those are MASSIVE changes.
A small change might be a world where a particular leaf grew into a
slighly different shape.
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You are a very twisted person. You know that, don't you?
> Al Gore <usenet0...@arpanet.com> did eloquently scribble:
> > Parallel is parallel, closeness has nothing to do with it. On a
> > parallel universe where intelligent dinosaurs rule the earth, or a
> > parallel universe where a sentient green cheese is president,
>
> Errrm....
> OK. If you lost the sentient qualifier there...
Some people think that THIS is that Universe... Like you said, except
for the actual sentient part...
Duh - I can take it that you didn't see the episode in question?
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;-)
> Or the letter doesn't exist in the alphabet.
Um... Ette...
The letter " " doesn't exist? What are you talking about?
Rather silly oke that, wasn't it?
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> >>>> "TV Shows" are OFF-TOPIC in alt.parallel.universes
> >>>> Cease and desist cross-posting to alt.parallel.universes.
> >>> What about TV shows about parallel universes?
> >>>
> >>> --oTTo--
> >> Indeed.Completely on-topic.
> >>
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McKay_and_Mrs._Miller_(Stargate_Atlantis)
> >> McKay is brought back to Earth in an effort to convince his sister to
> >> work for the SGC. McKay visits Jeannie and her husband (Caleb) and
> >> daughter. They don't really know what to think of him, and McKay and
> >> his sister bicker about the past. Rodney wants her to come with him
> >> and help out for a few months because she's almost as brilliant as he
> >> is and would be a great help to the Stargate Program. Jeannie balks
> >> until McKay beams her aboard the Daedalus. McKay then reveals that
> >> Jeannie's calculations can help solve the problems that plagued
> >> Project Arcturus. Instead of trying to draw zero point energy from our
> >> own universe and release hazardous exotic particles, McKay plans to
> >> draw energy from a parallel universe via a matter bridge so the exotic
> >> particles would be vented into the hopefully uninhabited parallel
> >> universe instead.
> >
> > Hopefully uninhabited?! That's like crapping in a stream and
> > hoping none of your downstream neighbors drink from it. I
> > wonder if the writers of Stargate realize how irresponsible
> > that is.
>
>
> Duh - I can take it that you didn't see the episode in question?
I can see just fine.
--oTTo--
Number of the Beast.
http://abc.go.com/fallpreview/cavemen/
It's the Geico commercials (the ones without the lizard),
as a half hour sitcom.
--
pete
> http://abc.go.com/fallpreview/cavemen/
Yess... Saw that on a few torrent sites... Never having seen the adverts I
read the comments to get mostly slating reviews.
I think I'll skip it.
The bionic woman might be good though.
> The bionic woman might be good though.
Depends on the materials.
--oTTo--
And what will you do if we DON'T?
It's not as if we're off topic. We've deliberately steered the conversation
in several ways so that it IS discussing alternate universes.
If it's not off topic, it's allowed. So shut up.
The Bionic Woman is awful. So awful that they're completely retooling
it.
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-- Mark Nobles
>CEASE AND DESIST POLLUTING alt.parallel.universes WITH TV SHOW INFO!
Or what?
Not that there's any TV show content in my post. I'm just curious
about what your plan is, should people not cease or desist.
BW
stamp her feet to go with the shouting?
ITYM "What would happen if we were to continue doing so, in some parallel
universe?".
>Not that there's any TV show content in my post. I'm just curious
>about what your plan is, should people not cease or desist.
Dave "there will be NO talking in subjunctive mode in a.p.u!" DeLaney
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> CEASE AND DESIST POLLUTING alt.parallel.universes WITH TV SHOW INFO!
<pats Angela on the head> I've been to your group, I feel your pain. Now
stop pretending all this matters and you should feel much better. You can't
stop the signal...
Eva
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What do ya think'll happen on "House" this fall? IN A PARALLEL
UNIVERSE!
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>>On Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:15:17 -1000, Angela Kahealani
>><ang...@kahealani.com> wrote:
>>
>>>CEASE AND DESIST POLLUTING alt.parallel.universes WITH TV SHOW INFO!
>>
>>Or what?
>>
>>Not that there's any TV show content in my post. I'm just curious
>>about what your plan is, should people not cease or desist.
> What do ya think'll happen on "House" this fall? IN A PARALLEL
> UNIVERSE!
In a parallel universe I might've actually watched house.
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> "Angela Kahealani" <ang...@kahealani.com> wrote in message:
>
> > CEASE AND DESIST POLLUTING alt.parallel.universes WITH TV SHOW INFO!
>
> <pats Angela on the head> I've been to your group, I feel your pain. Now
> stop pretending all this matters and you should feel much better. You can't
> stop the signal...
>
> Eva
Perhaps you can answer this, does Angela do ANYTHING other than demand
people stop posting in (I guess) HER newsgroup? On her OWN Google
newsgroup search, the last time she had made an on-topic post was like
3 years ago.
Other than SPAM, this is the most traffic that this newsgroup has had
in years.
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these.
-- Paul Harvey
Oh, it's not so bad. Better than "Grey's Anatomy" - but not as good
as "Holby City".
<snip>
> What do ya think'll happen on "House" this fall? IN A PARALLEL
> UNIVERSE!
He will marry Wilson..... <r>
From what I've seen, that's about it, it's a dead group. So either Angela
is trolling, is deluded or she knows something we don't. (Click the link in
her sig for the explanation of the third option...)
<snip>
>> What do ya think'll happen on "House" this fall? IN A PARALLEL
>> UNIVERSE!
>
> In a parallel universe I might've actually watched house.
You don't watch House?? Magda, we have some work to do here!
Because I haven't seen it myself?
> Loved to see Edinburgh in Rankin's documentary, BTW.
It's better in person :-)
> spi...@freenet.co.uk wrote:
> > Chris McGonnell <smea...@notthis.verizon.net> did eloquently scribble:
> >> On Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:15:27 -0400, barbara wrote:
> >
> >>> On Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:15:17 -1000, Angela Kahealani
> >>> <ang...@kahealani.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> CEASE AND DESIST POLLUTING alt.parallel.universes WITH TV SHOW INFO!
> >>> Or what?
> >>>
> >>> Not that there's any TV show content in my post. I'm just curious
> >>> about what your plan is, should people not cease or desist.
> >
> >> What do ya think'll happen on "House" this fall? IN A PARALLEL
> >> UNIVERSE!
> >
> > In a parallel universe I might've actually watched house.
>
> Oh, it's not so bad. Better than "Grey's Anatomy" - but not as good
> as "Holby City".
Is that the Grey's Anatomy that is the reality show, with cadavers and
autopsys and such? ;-)
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No more than a couple of months.
> ... >
> ... > ... It'll be repeated soon enough and I'll see it then :-)
> ... >
> ... > How soon is soon enough?
> ... >
> ...
> ... No more than a couple of months.
>
> In France you would have to wait a year or two.
>
With four channels to fill, BBC shows that have proved popular have
been getting repeated quite quickly on BBC3 and BBC4.
In fact sometimes you get "reverse repeats"! "Heroes", currently
airing at 9pm on BBC2 - turn over to BBC3 at 10pm and you'll get the
_next_ episode on the same night!
Then there's the BBC archives and BBC iPlayer service - you can
download some shows from the 'net.
>
> >> You can't stop the signal...
> >
> > Perhaps you can answer this, does Angela do ANYTHING other than demand
> > people stop posting in (I guess) HER newsgroup? On her OWN Google
> > newsgroup search, the last time she had made an on-topic post was like
> > 3 years ago.
> >
> > Other than SPAM, this is the most traffic that this newsgroup has had
> > in years.
>
>
> From what I've seen, that's about it, it's a dead group. So either Angela
> is trolling, is deluded or she knows something we don't. (Click the link in
> her sig for the explanation of the third option...)
Yes, I've seen that. I suspect that she thinks that Parallel Universes
have to do with Fantasy, faries, magic and such, and NOT Quantum
theories.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, in general.
I am quite happy with this universe's House...
you really should watch it, it is really good.
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"You have got to find less debilitating outlets than humiliating people!
I... hear bowling is more fun than stalking."
-Wilson to House, Episode 212 "Distractions"
> you really should watch it, it is really good.
I've seen clips..
But I just can't get past seeing him as bertie wooster or the german master
of disguise in blackadder II. Putting on a fake american accent will just
make it too silly for me, I think.
Besides, I don't like medical dramas. Scrubs is as far as it goes for me.
:)
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His accent is, apparently, very good. Many Americans thought he *was* an
American. It's his best role ever, IMO, he was born to play House.
> Besides, I don't like medical dramas. Scrubs is as far as it goes for me.
> :)
Hmm, *that* might be harder to overcome.
>
><spi...@freenet.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:g0qro4-...@ridcully.ntlworld.com...
>> Chris McGonnell <smea...@notthis.verizon.net> did eloquently scribble:
>>> On Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:15:27 -0400, barbara wrote:
>>
>>>>On Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:15:17 -1000, Angela Kahealani
>>>><ang...@kahealani.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>CEASE AND DESIST POLLUTING alt.parallel.universes WITH TV SHOW INFO!
>>>>
>>>>Or what?
>>>>
>>>>Not that there's any TV show content in my post. I'm just curious
>>>>about what your plan is, should people not cease or desist.
>>
>>> What do ya think'll happen on "House" this fall? IN A PARALLEL
>>> UNIVERSE!
>>
>> In a parallel universe I might've actually watched house.
>
>I am quite happy with this universe's House...
>
>you really should watch it, it is really good.
Shouldn't we start referring to specific alternate universes when we
refer to one or the other? For instance, "House Prime" for the
"House" of this universe, then House-1, House-2, House-3, ad infinitum
ad nauseam ...
Or use the Star Trek nomenclature of "Good House" and "Evil House"
perhaps?
Us and them, them, them, them, and so on?
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> <spi...@freenet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:oojso4-...@ridcully.ntlworld.com...
> > Donny Macro <donny...@gmail.attitude.com> did eloquently scribble:
> >> I am quite happy with this universe's House...
> >
> >> you really should watch it, it is really good.
> >
> > I've seen clips..
> > But I just can't get past seeing him as bertie wooster or the german
> > master
> > of disguise in blackadder II. Putting on a fake american accent will just
> > make it too silly for me, I think.
>
> His accent is, apparently, very good. Many Americans thought he *was* an
> American. It's his best role ever, IMO, he was born to play House.
His accent IS very good. It was so good, that when I saw him in that
Dalmation movie, I thought "Hey! He does a pretty good British accent!"
>
> > Besides, I don't like medical dramas. Scrubs is as far as it goes for me.
> > :)
>
> Hmm, *that* might be harder to overcome.
As a general rule, I don't like medical dramas, either. What I do like
is a Medical Sherlock Holmes. (Note Houses home address sometime)
<snip>
>> > I've seen clips..
>> > But I just can't get past seeing him as bertie wooster or the german
>> > master
>> > of disguise in blackadder II. Putting on a fake american accent will
>> > just
>> > make it too silly for me, I think.
>>
>> His accent is, apparently, very good. Many Americans thought he *was* an
>> American. It's his best role ever, IMO, he was born to play House.
>
> His accent IS very good. It was so good, that when I saw him in that
> Dalmation movie, I thought "Hey! He does a pretty good British accent!"
LOL! I am afraid that now when I see HL in a movie or a show, or just an
interview with him, it is really strange to hear his English accent, it
feels unnatural. <g>
>> > Besides, I don't like medical dramas. Scrubs is as far as it goes for
>> > me.
>> > :)
>>
>> Hmm, *that* might be harder to overcome.
>
> As a general rule, I don't like medical dramas, either. What I do like
> is a Medical Sherlock Holmes. (Note Houses home address sometime)
Oh yeah, a few Sherlock connections there; intentional, I believe, from what
the writers have said. House/Holmes and Watson/Wilson, for one. I like
medical dramas but this is more than that, like "Life on Mars" is more than
just a cop show. Which is what makes it more interesting.
HOUSE MD is the best show of any sort currently in production, for my money.
It might be the best show ever made, as far as I can see, so far.
Happily, it has a few weaknesses sprinkled here and there. Thank the
Non-Existent Lord for that!
The day after I saw episode 01x21 ("Three Stories," which won the Emmy,) I
almost gave up TV altogether, thinking there was nowhere left to go but
down.
As happened with FIREFLY, if it didn't have some rough edges, I'd be
reduced, again, to a drooling fanboy.
So I don't drool at all times, just most times; A Bugged Mind Is A Terrible
Thing To Waste.
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From IMDB entry on THREE STORIES, typical commentary:
"I wish every episode was like this one, it would be the best television
show EVER (even now it's close). It definitely deserves the Emmy, it's
excellent!"
Rating, with about 500 voters: 9.2/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0606046/
> On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 23:13:59 GMT, in alt.tv.stargate-sg1,
> spi...@freenet.co.uk arranged
> some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... Donny Macro <donny...@gmail.attitude.com> did eloquently scribble:
> ... > I am quite happy with this universe's House...
> ...
> ... > you really should watch it, it is really good.
> ...
> ... I've seen clips..
> ... But I just can't get past seeing him as bertie wooster or the german
> master
> ... of disguise in blackadder II. Putting on a fake american accent will just
> ... make it too silly for me, I think.
>
> Bertie got old(er) and grew a beard.
>
> ... Besides, I don't like medical dramas. Scrubs is as far as it goes for me.
> ... :)
>
> Give the show a chance, that's all I can say.
>
One of the things I hated about American Idol (?) was how nasty Simon
Cowell (sp?) was towards the contestants. But with House, it is
somehow, likable.
House isn't pretending it isn't fiction.
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I didn't know his accent was fake until I saw the bonus features on the DVDs
and I really don't like medical dramas... I avoided House because of that
until I saw one episode on late night TV, and Now my wife and I are watching
the DVDs (netflix is awesome for that) and we can't get enough. it is simply
the best thing on TV.
There is a bit of "mystery diagnosis" in House but it isn't really a medical
drama, not like anything else that has been on TV calling House a medical
drama would be like calling The Shield a cop show, (I gave up on The Shield
but at its best it really couldn't be described as just a police drama),
House is more of a detective show, with House as Holmes...
I have only seen one episode of Scrubs, it was... wacky, funny... but not
something I would seek out, or set Tivo to record.
>spi...@freenet.co.uk wrote:
>> ette <boss...@scotlandmail.com> did eloquently scribble:
>>>>>> For instance, there might be a parallel universe in which The Sopranos
>>>>>> had the ending most people were lusting after, and Tony got whacked.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Of course, that raises the question of how close two universes have to
>>>>>> be to be considered parallel.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BW
>>>>> Only one SMALL change is necessary -- like a world without shrimp.
>>>>> Or one with only shrimp.
>>>> Those are MASSIVE changes.
>>>> A small change might be a world where a particular leaf grew into a
>>>> slighly different shape.
>>
>>
>>> Or the letter doesn't exist in the alphabet.
>>
>> Um... Ette...
>> The letter " " doesn't exist? What are you talking about?
>> Rather silly oke that, wasn't it?
>>
>
>Number of the Beast.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
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