Future Lines? SGU Spoilers
Tim Bruening
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Young: Greer, how would you like to beat up Telford again?
Young: Greer, would you like some beer?
Young upon waking up from a nightmare in which he was boinking TJ: Dear
God, please no! (He realizes that he's in love with TJ!).
travisdead
news:4B25F686...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:
Except Young eventually realizes it wasn't he that was boinking TJ...It
was the person back on earth that he inhabits sometimes. The person knew
T.J. and was in love with her. And that has "bled" into Young's psyche.
But that still means he loves T.J. now matter what the reason.
Or one of the other female castaways. Or someone back on earth even. He
starts rememering a relationship between 2 people he doesn't really
know, in an unfamiliar place (though it is seomewhere on earth).
That's what came to mind when I read that idea for a plotline, anyway.
Tim Bruening
travisdead wrote:
The person Young has stoned into most often is Telford. Are you suggesting
that Telford is in love with TJ?
Are you suggesting that the original Young/TJ affair was actually between TJ
and someone else? Is Young remembering someone else's affair with TJ at the
Icarus Base?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
SGC Chaplain: Do you, Everett Young, take Tamara Johannessen to be your
lawfully wedded wife?
Everett: I do.
Chaplain: Do you, Tamara Johannessen, take Everett Young to be your
lawfully wedded husband?
TJ: I do.
Chaplain: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss each
other.
Everett and TJ: (Kiss).
Chaplain: Now turn off those stones so that I can do the David/Emily
wedding.....
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
Emily Divorce Petition: My husband acts like he's a billion light years
away!
Chet Weaver
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4B280386...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Emily Divorce Petition: My husband acts like he's a billion light years
> away!
Bad pun! [Smacks pun with rolled up newspaper]
-- Chet Weaver
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
Everett Young: My wife and I have grown very distant lately, so we have
decided to end our marriage.
Young to Telford: Take my wife, PLEASE!
Young after he and TJ get merged together in a transporter (the Asgard kind)
accident and then get unmerged: TJ and I have grown very close.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
Tabloid Headlines: 10th Woman Comes Forward To Claim She Had Sex With
Col. Young!
Senator Armstrong Rumored To Be Visiting Mistress In Argentina!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
SGC Chaplain: Do you, Everett Young, take Tamara Johannessen to be your
Dillon Pyron
Ready to have your head spin?
Telford and Young switch (get stoned?) Unbenkownst to them, Young's
wife and TJ swap (who are also unaware that Telford and Young have
swapped). So, Young is banging who he thinks is his wife, but who's
really TJ. Telford thinks his getting a little TJ, but it's really
Young's wife. TJ thinks that's Telford hammering her, but that's
actually Young. Young's wife thinks that's Young that she's sweating
the sheets with, but it's really Telford.
Yup, I think that about cover's it. Talk about years in therapy.
--
- dillon I am not invalid
I love my country, It's my government I fear.
Hey, turnabout's fair play.
Tim Bruening
Dillon Pyron wrote:
I love this idea, but how do Emily and TJ get switched without Everett and
David Telford knowing? How would Everett and David Telford get switched
without TJ and Emily knowing? How would Emily even get into the SGC's stone
room?
Emily "Everett, you brought that slut right into my body to boink
silly?????".
Tim Bruening
Dillon Pyron wrote:
I haven't seen any indication that Telford is attracted to TJ.
Idea amendment: TJ knows that Everett is going to swap with David Telford, so
she switches with Emily on purpose, so that she can boink Everett on Earth!
Chet Weaver
"Dillon Pyron" <invalid...@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
> Ready to have your head spin?
>
> Telford and Young switch (get stoned?) Unbenkownst to them, Young's
> wife and TJ swap (who are also unaware that Telford and Young have
> swapped). So, Young is banging who he thinks is his wife, but who's
> really TJ. Telford thinks his getting a little TJ, but it's really
> Young's wife. TJ thinks that's Telford hammering her, but that's
> actually Young. Young's wife thinks that's Young that she's sweating
> the sheets with, but it's really Telford.
>
> Yup, I think that about cover's it. Talk about years in therapy.
>
Telford in the act of seducing Emily, but is so convinced he's right that he
tries to seduce Telford himself. Unbeknownst to him, however, TJ works of
her own accord to stone into Telford's body in order to catch Emily seducing
him. Meanwhile, back on Destiny, Emily, finding herself in Young's body,
tries to seduce TJ to gauge her reaction and see if he has been sleeping
with her, except it's really Telford in TJ's body with the exact same idea.
So you have Young in Emily's body getting it on wi th TJ in Telford's body,
while Telford is in TJ's body getting busy with Emily in Young's body.
How's that fit ya, fancy pants?
-- Chet Weaver
"World leaders and shield eaters have many likes alike."
-- Hylian proverb
Tim Bruening
Chet Weaver wrote:
I don't remember you suggesting the above before!
Has TJ been romantically interested in Telford before? If not, why would she
care who Telford sleeps with? Why would Telford care who TJ sleeps with, since
he seems interested in Emily?!
Dillon Pyron
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>
>Dillon Pyron wrote:
>
<snip>
>> Ready to have your head spin?
>>
>> Telford and Young switch (get stoned?) Unbenkownst to them, Young's
>> wife and TJ swap (who are also unaware that Telford and Young have
>> swapped). So, Young is banging who he thinks is his wife, but who's
>> really TJ. Telford thinks his getting a little TJ, but it's really
>> Young's wife. TJ thinks that's Telford hammering her, but that's
>> actually Young. Young's wife thinks that's Young that she's sweating
>> the sheets with, but it's really Telford.
>>
>> Yup, I think that about cover's it. Talk about years in therapy.
>
>I love this idea, but how do Emily and TJ get switched without Everett and
>David Telford knowing? How would Everett and David Telford get switched
>without TJ and Emily knowing? How would Emily even get into the SGC's stone
>room?
I reject your reality and insert my own.
t-shirt (as well as many of the others Adam Savage wears) now
available at thinkgeek.com
>
>Emily "Everett, you brought that slut right into my body to boink
>silly?????".
Evertt "And who did you expect to be spreading for?"