Star Trek: 'Allo 'Allo

[William Capehart]

Now tell me truthfully,

How many watchers of this current two parter are dying to hear the
following:

"'Swiftly and With Style'"
"You Stooooopid Woooman!"
"It is I, LeClerk."
"Good Moaning."
Anything about the "Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies"
"Clop!" (or what ever the captain says)
"Hold me to you! Crush me to you!"
"May I kiss you now, Herr Flick?" "No."
"BRING HIM IN!"

and of course....

"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

[Charles Spalton]

William Capehart wrote in message <6e3jor$g...@silver.sdsmt.edu>...

They have scored a dirict hoot on the Pimping Station :)
And is it not "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, by van Clump, and
the Cracked Vase with the Big Daisies by Van Gogh"?
And of course, Lt Gruber & his little tank...

Charles.
--
Tiger tiger burning bright,
Who has set your tail alight?
(Note - No tigers were harmed in the making of this sig.
After all, tigers are a non-sustainable fuel source.)

[Dangermouse]

> How many watchers of this current two parter are dying to hear the
> following:

But said by whom?

> "'Swiftly and With Style'"

Paris

> "You Stooooopid Woooman!"

Chakotay to Janeway.

> "It is I, LeClerk."

Neelix

> "Good Moaning."

Harry

> Anything about the "Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies"

Must be a reference to Seven of Nine...

> "Clop!" (or what ever the captain says)

Chakotay again.

> "Hold me to you! Crush me to you!"

B'Elanna to Tom.

> "May I kiss you now, Herr Flick?" "No."

Seven to Tuvok...

> "BRING HIM IN!"

Janeway

> "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

Kes, if she was still around.

[om...@indy.net]

William Capehart (wcap...@silver.sdsmt.edu) wrote:

: Now tell me truthfully,

: How many watchers of this current two parter are dying to hear the
: following:

: "'Swiftly and With Style'"

: "You Stooooopid Woooman!"
: "It is I, LeClerk."
: "Good Moaning."

: Anything about the "Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies"
: "Clop!" (or what ever the captain says)
: "Hold me to you! Crush me to you!"
: "May I kiss you now, Herr Flick?" "No."
: "BRING HIM IN!"

: and of course....

: "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

I think just once (while Janeway is bitching at Seven) Seven should do a
slight tilt of her head and say BLOW ME. The Commander reminds me of that
lame purple dino, or a well built Mr. Rodgers. Kim is kinda like Doogie
Houser. Paris is a do gooder who trys to act like he isnt. Nelix well,
we won't go there. Tores was a vampire slayer that xformed into a
cheerleader (where are the balls this chick had??). Tuvok hrm.... is gay,
dumb as a box of rocks and talks like the dad on KungFU. Janeway... lets
see... I have to give her the self distruct award, Duh why'd I do that
award, I know you are but what am I award, Mom knows best award, and High
tech bitch award (goes from 0 to bitch in under 2 seconds). She reminds
me of an mean Mrs. Garrett from the facts of life. The Doc?? Kinda like
him BUT if you look at the tng ep where data had to fight for his freedom,
shouldn't the Doc have equil right as a new lifeform??

I'm not meaning to slam Voyager, tis one of my favorite shows! I'm just
pointing out that it needs some help with the storys and people.

[Dlyka]

> I think just once (while Janeway is bitching at Seven) Seven should do a
>slight tilt of her head and say BLOW ME. The Commander reminds me of that
>lame purple dino, or a well built Mr. Rodgers. Kim is kinda like Doogie
>Houser. Paris is a do gooder who trys to act like he isnt. Nelix well,
>we won't go there. Tores was a vampire slayer that xformed into a
>cheerleader (where are the balls this chick had??). Tuvok hrm.... is gay,
>dumb as a box of rocks and talks like the dad on KungFU. Janeway... lets
>see... I have to give her the self distruct award, Duh why'd I do that
>award, I know you are but what am I award, Mom knows best award, and High
>tech bitch award (goes from 0 to bitch in under 2 seconds). She reminds
>me of an mean Mrs. Garrett from the facts of life. The Doc?? Kinda like
>him BUT if you look at the tng ep where data had to fight for his freedom,
>shouldn't the Doc have equil right as a new lifeform??
>

*Whew* -- haven't laughed that hard in a while. Tuvok as a David-
Carradine-wanna-be is priceless.

PS, I notice you don't even bother to MENTION Chakotay....

Karen
Keeper of Gary's Alarm Clock

We're a step away from cloning humans. China can stop worrying about not having
enough people.