THE ULTIMATE ONGOING LIST OF MOST ANNOYING ACTORS
1. PHIL HARTMAN--all of his "impersonations" were identical, by
deepening his voice and turning down the corners of his mouth. He was
funny on the Simpson's though, using the same voice over & over &
over......
2. SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE--all current cast members. Will SOMEBODY
please tell LORNE MICHAELS that his day is loooong gone?? Send him to
the Norman Lear institute for has-beens that don't know yet, (though
Norm DID have talent for a while) Michaels was just lucky enough to
run into John Belushi at a party, and built a whole career around it.
3. Julia Roberts-- who never does a part where she doesn't get to
cry & sweat (cry sweatily?), or "laugh toooo hard" with gaping mouth
agape.
4. Dumi Moore--every movie is a B-movie. Who the hell invests
money in this broad, anyway......?
5. Bruce Willis--a non-actor, always plays "himself". Squint the
eyes
and "sound cool", and make sure that every other word you say is
"fuck".
6. Billy Crystal--who thinks that just being "Billy Crystal" is
*more than enough* to satisfy an audience. Began putting family
members in his flicks--the ultimate kiss of death.
7. Robin Williams--what the hell happened to the actor that was
SO GREAT in The Fisher King???? Every Xmas has another "I'm the
misunderstood underdog/doctor/teacher/yet another doctor/class
clown/doctor-class-clown/teacher-shrink-class-clown that ultimately
TRIUMPHS while making the world laugh" flick. Good Morning VietNam
meets Awakenings all over again, and again, and again, and
again......... and again. And cut out the "Holier Than Thou"
crap.......
8. Whoopi Goldberg--nuff sed. Snyde & boring, boring, boring.
The "Kiss of Death" to anything she touches, save cameo roles & Ghost.
9. Alec Baldwin--self defeating asshole. Takes roles that can be
played by "anyone else" and REFUSED to take on the Tom Clancy movie
franchise that he did so well with in Hunt For Red October--opted for
THE SHADOW instead! WHAT AN ASSHOLE--will make the perfect politician
out in the Hamptons!!! And THOSE lackeys will VOTE for this jerk!! I
live(d) there, I KNOW! Anybody see this disgrace on Conan???
10. Kevin Costner--attempts actor-proof roles, then FUCKS THEM UP!
RUINED an otherwise decent Robin Hood, cause he CAN'T ACT!!
WATERWORLD!! THE POSTMAN!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! The world woke up and
realized that he SUCKS!!! And now he's in another love story with
Robin Wright. Dear Robin, Fire your agent, unless this turns out to be
a good vehicle for you as you prop up KC.
11 Howard Stern--whoops, sorry, he only PRETENDS TO HAVE ACTING
ROLES "COMING UP"!!!! His best performance was being impersonated on
MAD-TV!
12 Nicolas Cage--yes he's gotten a little better, but still
follows the
AL GORE METHOD of Stiff-Back ACTING!! Every scene has you PLEADING
your lines. Stop pleading! Alright already!! Who's your acting couch,
David Schwimmer????
13 I'm on a roll, sorry folks.
14 Tom Cruise--same 'ol same 'ol same 'ol same 'ol unibrow with
the facial expressions of a seventeen year old boy. Did ANYBODY else
cringe for him while he was outclassed by Jack Nicholson in A Few Good
Men??
15 George Clooney--the head-tilt, head-swagger ala Jay Leno is
like watching one of those little dolls with the big heads and the
spring in the neck to make the head bounce up and down. At least he's
SMART ENOUGH to stay with ER. (Ya hear that, Jimmy Smits? Remember LA
LAW? Whoops, ya did itagain with NYPD Blue!! Good luck with the "Film
Career"-- HA HA HAAAA!! See ya in 5 years on another TV show!)
16 Val Kilmer--same face, same expression, couldn't even breath
life into that horrible Ghost in the Something or Other lion flick
with Michael Douglas propping him up. Blecch. Al Gore Method again??
17 Ethan Hawke--always looks like he needs to take a shower &
brush his teeth. I can smell his bad breath from the 38th row.
18 Leonardo DiCaprio--okay, I'll say it again: what the hell
happened to that great actor from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"? I
really think that he SUCKED in Titanic, and I giggled at the way he
said his last words when he died on the raft. The "MAN" in the Iron
Mask??? HA HA HA HA SKIP IT if you haven't seen it.
19 Mira Sorvino--besides being an annoying actress, for allowing
that FLASH IN THE PAN Quentin Tarantino to "steer" her career into
the toilet. She should also learn from her FATHER, a REAL actor with
great talent & experience: to BE HUMBLE and earthbound, which she
ain't.
20 Quentin Tarantino--yes, he's "acted",if you want to call it
that. Pure self indulgent bullshit, that won't stand the test of time,
even 5
minutes of time. When will the world wake up and realize that he
belongs
out in the same pasture with Kevin Costner, Chevy Chase, and Spike
Lee?
By the way, did you know that you can now buy Pulp Fiction in the
discount video rack for under five bucks??? This tells us.........
21 Mickey Rourke--aside from the annoying fact that he's "a
genius in France" (remember the French? The French who won the Iron
Cross as a nation from the Nazi's?) he only "acts" so he can bang his
costars. He's also a woman beater and a drunken scumbag.
22 Rob (what's his name again?) from Northern Exposure--just a
little pompous bastard who threw a monkey wrench into the steady jobs
of an entire TV series crew and their families because he thought he
could ACT in film!! Instead he thankfully got a ONE WAY TICKET TO
PALOOKAVILLE, the little jerk!! Woody Allen caricature that you are!!
23 Mickey Rourke--did I mention that he beats his girlfriends??
24 Susan Sarandon--KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON, YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK!
Also a runner up in the "which celebrity looks most like a sturgeon
contest" behind Bill Clinton. Hailed as a "real" actress recently, and
I can't tell why. Every time she needs to be "serious", she pours on a
Southern accent.... that's acting?? She's about as sexy and feminine
as Ernest Borgnine. And HE has anicer ass!! Perhaps the Hollywood
Elite honor her for things other than her acting????? Her socialist
"Let's lick Hillary's Bloated Tush" leanings perhaps?
25 Geena Davis--for letting Reny Harlin "steer" her career, and
for losing way too much weight. She should stick to Transylvania6-5000
type lightweight flicks, and not do the "let me show you how strong a
woman can be" flicks by being... A SWASHBUCKLER? A HITMAN??? Remember
Long Kiss Goodnight??? Yeeeesh....
26 Barbra Streisand--someone had to say it. She never COULD act,
she can only direct HERSELF, and she's never written so much as a
friggin' SONG by herself. WHERE IS THIS LEGENDARY TALENT"??? That
voice is like shrill fingernails on a blackboard for 5000 yards!! I'm
also glad to see
her finally taking a POPULAR back seat to someone--LONG LIVE
CELINE DION!!!
27 Jennifer Tilly--just a little space cadet strumpet, happens to
be in
movies
28 Dennis Miller--thankfully has only done one movie. Stop there.
Please.
29 Christina Ricci--has she actually been IN a movie that anyone
has seen yet? And I wish she would stop aiming that ever-expanding
forehead at everybody, what if that thing went off? Imagine the
injuries........
30 Brad Pitt--get some chapstick (yes, someone else said it first
here, but I thought it was great)
31 Cher--she's just a blithering, incomprehensible idiot. Just
annoying. Just stupid. Should really keep her mouth shut, and not
reveal that she's
a total moron. Didn't you call Sonny an asshole about a year ago? And
now
you're his GRIEVING WIDOW??? Just go away, shut up, and stay dressed.
32 Janeane Garofalo--why is he/she here? The Sandra Bernhard of
the
nineties?? She's a "celebrity", but we don't know why.
33 Sandra Bernhard--(see Cher, Janeane Garofalo) when in doubt,
flash us your tits. Bleccch. Keep stroking Letterman. Nice career.
34 Jack Palance--because he's Jack Palance. BUT, I like him.
35 Teri Hatcher--but who ever said she could act??? A shrike.
36 (fill in the name) Wayans--whoever said they were that funny?
37 Rosie O'Donnell--yeah, Pumpkin Head herself for her surly
attitude toward staff & crew members alike. A purebred bitch (even way
back when on League of Their Own, this broad was a bitch, and
couldn't
seem to pull her head out of Madonna's asshole! Remember THAT
celebrated "friendship"?)
38 There is no #38
39 Phil Silvers--for all of that annoying face-grabbing in every
flick and comedy appearance he ever made.
40 Mimi Rogers--for all of her eye-bulging, twisted/crooked-jaw
performances, and for bringing up "the sex symbol issue", and I think
I can quote her..."I don't really consider myself a sex symbol" which
means that she THINKS she is, and for always being referred to as
"beautiful Mimi Rogers" which means that we KNOW she's not. About as
sexy as Susan Sarandon and Hillary Clinton.
41 Pauly Shore, Martin Short, Bronson Pinchot, Chris Elliott, Al
Franken, and BobCAT Goldthwait, and anybody else that was born from
the same womb that these guys came from. Am I crazy, or do they
just....SUCK?
42 Pamela Anderson--Okay, thanks. We've seen your tits a zillion
times, now do something with that bad hair and that "messy, trampy"
look.
And stop sneering, it ain't sexy. You can't hold a CANDLE to JENNY
McCARTHY!!!!!!
43 Jenny McCarthy--Okay, thanks. We've seen your tits a zillion
times, now do something with that....... wait a minute, she's got
GREAT hair. Pamela Anderson can't hold a CANDLE to you, Jenny!!
But, you're annoying for the over-the-line funny faces. Be funny, and
show us your tits once in a while. Will someday inherit Vanna White's
post once Vanna becomes tooo "long in the tooth" ala Mary Hart.
44. David Schwimmer--whine whine whine whine. Even in person, he
whines. Fancies himself an "actor". tee hee, don't quit Friends. Ever.
45. Homer Simpson--lose a little weight, I'd hate to see you
follow Chris Farley and John Belushi into the grave. I'm just
concerned.
You annoy me because you only have 4 fingers on each hand. Gross.
46. JUDD HIRSCH-- HOW COULD I FORGET ONE OF THE WORST,
MOST ANNOYING ACTORS OF ALL TIME!?? Any doubts? Watch two episodes of
TAXI back to back, then watch Independence Day!! This single-range,
horrible actor has to attempt to take over every scene he's ever in!!
Did he HAVE to do a CARICATURE for his ID4 role?????? Yecch, the
lowpoint of the whole film. Stick to stage. Apparently you're "good"
there.
47 Tony Danza---Always plays characters named...... TONY!
Limited range/one-note portrayals of every "Tony" and....... studied
at the feet of............... JUDD HIRSCH, who's motto is "I can act
so hard, you'll see the veins in my neck bulge!"
48 ED ASNER--otherwise known as ED AZHOLE! By far one of the
most pompous, self righteous assholes ever to walk the planet, brings
some semblance of annoyingness to everything he touches. Considers
anyone that doesn't agree with him to be "stupid". Could there be a
REASON that old Ed doesn't get any offers anymore??? (he's a prick!)
49 Mickey Rourke--did I mention that he's a woman beater?
50 Dennis Franz--sorry, Dennis, you're good, BUT--I just saw a 25
year old episode of a COP show, where you had a small part as a DIRTY
DETECTIVE, and YOU WERE WEARING THE SAME COSTUME THAT
YOU WEAR ON NYPD FLU !!! CHANGE YOUR LEIDERHOSEN!!!!!!
51 DONALD SUTHERLAND--OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SPEAK DAMMIT!! THE
SOUND MAN IS GETTING AN EAR-DRUM HERNIA!!! I saw a recent
theatrical flick with him in it (last year) and four or five people in
the audience yelled "WHAT??" after some of his lines.
52 Richard Harris--stomps from one film to the next, yelling,
yelling, yelling. Even when he's "happy" he looks constipated. Looks
like he hasn't taken a solid shit in a month. Or a loose one.
53 Julian Sands--(Boxing Helena, Warlock, other junk) Possibly
the worst actor of all time to get leading roles in feature films, and
he's done
about thirty. I can't get over it. But, he serves the purpose of
making me say, and BELIEVE: "If HE can make it ANYONE can make it"
all's you need is a "cool" actor's name. Possibly the worst actor of
all time. Ever. Really. Ever.
54 Tom Brokaw, Stone Phillips, Peter Jennings, Dan Rather, et al
Let's face it, there ain't a dozen real brain cells between these
friggin puppet-heads, and they're ALL ACTING as though they have
integrity, "common sense", righteousness, the "confidence of the
American People", and OUR FULL ATTENTION. Screw all of them for being
so self righteous, and GOD BLESS THE INTERNET--LONG LIVE MATT DRUDGE!
55 Moishe Pippick--remember him? He played the foreskin in Yentl.
56 WOODY HARRELSON--Another annoying pain in the ass, an actor
that never fails to make me say "Couldn't they get somebody ELSE??"
when I see that he's in yet another film. Also, a self proclaimed
"Pot addict" who I once heard say on some magazine format TV show
around 1992: "Bill Clinton will SAVE this planet. Now, the power is in
'OUR' hands. (Our?) It's time for the New World Order to begin, baby,
and dismantle our military and open our borders" he said this just
weeks before he got stoned again and hung himself by the torso from
the Golden Gate Bridge to protest something important like the lack of
popularity or interest in Hemp farming. He also recently said to an
interviewer, while smoking a joint, that it's not bad to smoke pot as
long as it's used "in a sacred way". Hey, remember feeling *this* way
folks?? In HIGH SCHOOL!!? I think Woody's a few sandwiches short of a
picnic. Knitting with ONE needle. One pair of Leiderhosen short of a
Beer Barrel Polka. And the Dirty Sanchez of moustaches.
57 "The Acting Baldwin Brothers": (also see Alec #9)-- these guys
are annoying for assuming that it's good enough just to be a Baldwin.
They're also not aging well, becoming unshaven, bloated, sloppy B-list
celebrities.
58 Tom Hanks for becoming afraid--VERY afraid of "repercussions"
that he MAY have, would have, could have, might possibly have suffered
at the hands of the Hollyweird elite, for voicing his OPINION about
HIMSELF for regretting giving Bill Clinton $10,000 for his legal
defense fund--upon finding out that (shock of all shocks) Clinton is a
lying Kennedyesque filanderering woman abuser. Then as he
back-peddled, he said that he wished that he gave MORE money--SO
WHAT'S STOPPING HIM NOW? IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO THROW CASH AT BILL
CLINTON--HE'LL GLADLY ACCEPT IT!! GET OUT YOUR CHECKBOOK!! Tom is a
"humble"chicken shit. He's certainly big enough that he doesn't have
to FEAR anyone. And what ever happened to that GREAT actor that
appeared in Bosom Buddies??? I'd love to see him in a dress again,
fondling Dan Aykroyd's hot wife............
59 Fran Drescher--do I really have to explain? But I would really
like to eat a hot fudge sundae off of her belly.............
60 Bill Cosby--You're only funny when surrounded by a talented
ensemble cast. Hey, remember Bill trying to duplicate Groucho's magic
with that train-wreck version of "You Bet Your Life", when he only had
himself do depend on? Goofy faces and slurring speech last just so
long. Too long.
61 Christopher Reeve--perhaps I'll be getting some flack for this
one, but.... how does a half-assed, mediocre actor suddenly become a
GENIUS because he falls off a horse?? In MY book, he couldn't even do
THAT right!! Can't act worth a shit, can't ride horses very well, so
let's call him a genius and make him a director. And now he'll be
starring in a remake of REAR WINDOW??? Who will be able to sit
through THAT mess without puking???
62 John Ritter--It still confounds me that he's in anything.
Does he work that CHEAP, that he's such an easy choice for producers??
And FIX THAT HISSING, LISPING "S"that you were born with. Not TOO
annoying.
63 Meg Ryan--Okay, the cuteness thing has run its course. You've
Got Mail??? Haven't we seen this cutesy garbage before? And isn't she
getting a little OLD for these messy-haired, adorable parts??
64 Woody Allen--let's face it, he's a pedophile. A weirdo. Read
Mia Farrow's book, and then go see another one of his money-losing
flops he calls filmmaking. Why is this little freakazoid worshipped?
For the same reason that people pretend that Andy Warhol's GARBAGE is
ART. The "In crowd" licks his hiney-hole, but when is the last time
you heard anyone say "Ooooh, let's go see the new Woody Allen movie! I
hear it's GREAT!" 1975??? How can a "genius" play & write the same
character for 38 years??
65 John Travolta--if I told you why he annoyed me, his cult
members would find me and kill me.
66 Days of Our Lives--the entire cast. You guys should mutiny &
slaughter the writers. Aren't you guys embarrassed, acting out this
putrid shit they call story lines?? Can you people tell that I'm
home sick today???? hee hee.....
67 MURPHY BROWN--entire cast. Especially the frantic midget with
the glasses. Except for the "fame" these overacting idiots achieved
for saying something about Dan Quayle (gee, THAT gag stood the test of
time, didn't it??) I have never met a single person in ten years that
actually WATCHED that show. And with any luck, Sprint will realize
that Candy Bergen's snyde, twisted grimace is NOT attracting any new
customers........
68 Doris Day--even when I was I kid I knew she sucked. A voice
like fingernails on a blackboard, should've worn a sign that said
"Natural Born Shrike" in every flick she ever did. Acting that makes
one respect Don Knotts and Barbra Streisand. And you can take all of
those Hudson/Day flicks & stick 'em in the "Whoooops! We had a flood
and lost ALL the films!" vault. Putrid junk, and they knew it while
they made it.
69 Barbara Bosson--Yes, "Farrillo's Wife" on Hillstreet Blues,
etc. Steve Bochco's wife, who was a real-life "Lucy" that HAD to be in
ALL of Ricky's shows, no matter HOW annoying she became. Nauseating.
70 Ted Kennedy--if you don't call THAT acting. Acts like he's
sober when he gets in front of a camera. Acts like he gives a shit
about anything but his next drink or whore. Acts like he's not going
to collapse in a stupor once the press walks away. A bum and murderer
that should win SOME kind of an award for his "remorceful" performance
before the press when he killed a girl, drowning her in his car. Those
of you in Mass that voted for this pig should head straight for the
Kool Aid bucket and drink hearty. Heartily?
71 Bill Clinton--and he thinks we don't know he's acting. Let's
all bend over, spread our collective cheeks, and take a little more
from Billy Bob Clinton. Enough humiliation already. Al Gore in 99.
Only 99.
72 Gilbert Gottfreid--(via e-mail)--thanks for the contrib.,
but--HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ANNOYING!!
73 Gary Busey--a good actor, but--refuses to wear a helmet AFTER
shattering his own skull on a curb from a fall off a motorcycle. And
he supports a family and an agent! What an asshole. On his tombstone
someday will read the epitaph "He was way too cool to wear a helmet,
so here he lies in a coffin and a shoebox. He will be remembered for
his anti-helmet stance--by other idiots. What a schmuck."
74 Jim Baker, Jesse Jackson, Robert Tilton, and every other
two-bit televangelist. Now THAT's annoying acting!
75 Molly Ringwald--the perpetual "pouty victim" that can't seem
to get the attention she deserves, no matter how perky she makes her
breasts. Her best perfromances: I once saw her vomit all over patrons
at the Limelight in 1988. It was amazing. One minute she's got her
arms around a few friends, the next minute--GET OUTTA THE WAY, SHE'S
ABOUT TO BLOW!!!! and KASPLOOOOOSH!!!!! BLECCCHHH!! I never laughed
so hard in my life, and hope I never do again. It took about 20
minutes to clean up, after everyone danced around in it and dragged it
all over the club. A true barf-a-rama. I should send her a thank you
note. Somebody should.
76 Shelley Long--For all of her pompous affectations, for being
the same character, always--and for her momentous decision to improve
the TV series "Cheers" by leaving it--under the false, self-indulgent
assumption that she would a: leave the show "suffering" without her,
and b: have a successful film career. Remember that? She has
thankfully disappeared into the ether, and hopes someday to appear in
such notable productions as "The NEW Dime Lady" for Sprint, and the
weekend, backup co-host of "The Joan Rivers Collection" on QVC.
Hmmmmm, maybe Sesame Street......
77 Judd Nelson--also took the Judd Hirsch course "Staring your
co-stars down, to try to take over the scene" as well as the "I can
act so hard, you can see the veins in my neck bulge"class. Bug-eyed
pompous ass who I personally witnessed wearing very dark shades, in
the middle of the night, in a lobby, in an elevator, in his own
apartment building, over a dozen times, while in the presence of other
people--including us, the film crew that was shooting in his building.
(Lower east side hi-rise, address withheld) You would think--someone
in "the business" would perhaps be a little more friendly, or RELAXED.
Not being able to help myself, I am proud to say that during a few of
those encounters I---- a: "recognized" him by saying "Hey! Robert
Downey, right?" and b: began a "giggle campaign" amongst the crew, so
that every time he would appear in our presence, we would just giggle
for no apparent reason. This drove him CRAZY. Imagine him running to
the mirror every time he got into his apartment? I was in heaven.
What a putz. A Brooke Shields charity case. And what's with that
NOSE?
78 Kate Mulgrew--Michael Piller doesn't understand the equation:
Kate Mulgrew + anything she touches=KOD (Kiss of death) Easily one
of the worst actresses in all TV Land, has the talent for taking an
otherwise simple and straightforward role, and overcomplicating it to
the point of aggravation on the part of the viewer. A horrible
overactress, who attempts to prove how great she is by appearing
"strong" and miserable, whether the role calls for it or not, (while
attempting to sound like Eartha Kitt with a hairball.) Remember "Mrs.
Columbo"?? Take a pill, relax, you ain't that important. Star Trek
ain't Shakespeare.
79 Dennis Rodman--I only put this here because the ridiculous
piece of garbage is now an "actor". Mr. Outrageous, who never has
anything outrageous to SAY, had to resort to imitating Howard Stern by
donning a (wedding) dress for his mediocre book signing. Shut up and
go away. Noboby really cares. You're nothing without your costumes.
80 Marlee Maitlin--seriously. Her presence totally ruined an
otherwise excellent Picket Fences when she was made a regular. In
very very very small doses, she's tolerable. She's a character
actress, and just doesn't get it. Go ahead and tell me that YOU'RE not
annoyed within two minutes of watching her.
81 Cast of "Baywatch"--must I explain? The show ain't what it
used to be since Elena Eliniak left.........but Yasmine Bleeth wasn't
THAT bad......
82 Dick Van Patten, (or ANY Van Patten for that matter)--just the
kind of people you wanna poke right in the eye. Another guy that
looks like he hasn't been "regular" in years, recently cornered the
market in polyester leisure suits, out of the fear that when Y2K blows
the planet to bits, he won't be able to find another one. And HEY
DICK!! YOU'RE FUCKING BALD!! AND WE CAN TELL YOU'RE BA-A-A-ALD!! STOP
THE HAIR-BRIDGE!!
83 Martin Lawrence--can't do anything without screaming,
screaming and more screaming. Loud is funny?? Sorry, don't think so.
Little Martin has also earned the Rosie O'Donnell Award for being a
bastard toward crew and co-stars. Even the adorable Tisha Campbell
refused to appear in the same SCENES with the little big-shot during
the taping of the (thankfully) final episodes of "Martin", due to her
revolsion. Hopefully, this little prick is gone for good. Go join
another annoying big-shot--Arsenio Hall.
84 Arsenio Hall--remember him? Mr. "I'll kick Leno's ass" who
couldn't do an interview to save his ass? What happened Arsenio???
You would think that a guy that has his "personal friend" Louis
Farrakhan aka "Capt. Bowtie"on his entertaining talk show as a guest
would be successful for the rest of his life, wouldn't you??
Whooooooops!
85 The cast of SEINFELD--except for Kramer & Newman. I hope
never to see their miserable faces again as long as I live. Jason
Alexander and Julia Dreyfus in particular. How many of you can
actually sit through the reruns without cringing at these two annoying
schmendricks??? And Jerry? A pompous little scumbag that refuses to
sign autographs. Imagine this asshole going to a Yankee game, sitting
in the stands with a bodyguard, and telling a ten year old kid to go
away when he asked for an autograph. What a jerkoff. Next time,
spring for a box seat or go to the press level you cheap fuck. And if
he didn't have money, he'd NEVER get laid
86 Anybody that appears on the cover of GEORGE magazine. A 39
page 900-ad pamphlet for five bucks, that I wouldn't wrap fish in.
You're only posing on the cover because the least intelligent Kennedy
of them all owns the thing. Prestige? You all look ridiculous. Sure,
go kiss another Kennedy's ass.....
87 That fat pig on the Drew Carey show--I don't even WANT to know
what her name is. Drew is hilarious, the show is funny, but that pig
annoys me. Kill me.
88 I give up.
89 Jonathan Winters--hailed as another "genius" who did little
more than drag out a story for 25 minutes at a time on the Carson show
every once in a while. HEY FRANCE!! YOU FORGOT ONE!!!!
90 Now I really give up.