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Re: This week's BSTF--LNI: Therapy for "Barry"

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Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 11:15:30 AM12/6/09
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On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 07:50:54 -0800 (PST), Lord Cyclohexane
<lordcyc...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Nov 27, 9:53�pm, "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
><revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Oh, this one was a goodie--! The Lymph Node Institute focuses its
>> therapeutic eye on one pinpoint--a listener named BARRY. It's weird,
>> unpleasant, and perfect medicine for the unhinged SubGenius listener.
>> If you know a Barry, I don't have to tell you what to do. *DO* I?
>
>Susie, you're such a tease. Here you said above, in this very thread,
>that you weren't going to give "Barry" any reference on your show...
>because you knew the boys of the LNI were going to do it for you.
>
>You're so devious!
>
>I hope that fuck enjoys his/her fifteen-minutes of fame. I figure (s)
>he should know that we're talking about *her/him*, even though the LNI
>was polite enough to change his/her name to "Barry" to protect her/his
>privacy. Because, really, it wouldn't be fair to bring down the wrath
>of all of the Georgia listeners on him/her, even if (s)he *is* a
>complete and utter shithead.
>
>To everyone else: The new episode is up and ready for download at
>http://www.radio4all.net/index.php/program/37907
>
>Please feel free to pass this along to "Barry" (you know who I'm
>talking about, after all, it's pretty obvious) if you have an email
>address for him/her.

LOL!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bitch wanna talk shit, let her go ahead. I care not a goddamn fuck.

;)

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Dec 6, 2009, 11:17:07 PM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 11:15 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack
<bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> LOL!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>.

> Bitch wanna talk shit, let her go ahead. I care not a goddamn fuck.
>.
> ;)

I had to read this a couple of times to figure out what you were
talking about, and I'm still not quite clear. All I can figure is
that you think that "Barry" is all about you...

If so, let me correct that. We all know who "Barry" is, and maybe
even some of you outsiders might know, but I kinda doubt it. No
offense, but you really haven't been around long enough to get our
jokes.

But trust me, if we were making fun of you, we'd do it directly.
Unless, of course, it'd be more fun NOT to; in that case, we'd just
fuck with you until you didn't know whether you were "Barry" or not.
Whatever.

Anyway, we all know who "Barry" is, and I'm pretty sure that "Barry"
knows who (s)he is, but honestly, it just makes it funnier if "Barry"
has no clue and paranoidly sees attacks coming at him/her that are
actually going to someone else entirely. YOU understand, I'm sure.

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 7, 2009, 11:40:50 PM12/7/09
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Yeah, I know you weren't talking to me, because you should say my name
straight out, dumbass. I ain't afraid of shit unlike how you think this
Barry is. When I knock your punk ass out I'll make sure to know who's name
I'm bloodying up. Fuckface.

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Dec 8, 2009, 12:31:04 AM12/8/09
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On Dec 7, 11:40 pm, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack
<bals...@aol.com> wrote:

> Yeah, I know you weren't talking to me, because you should say my name
> straight out, dumbass. I ain't afraid of shit unlike how you think this
> Barry is. When I knock your punk ass out I'll make sure to know who's name
> I'm bloodying up. Fuckface.

Stop making violent threats. Aren't you on downs? Don't they mellow
you out, lying in that nice warm pool of gut soup?

Wake up!!! YOU'RE NOT BARRY. YOU'RE NOT EVEN ROB. And I bet your name
isn't even BEN. But the sad truth is, you're only THIS GUY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99lzqXSXwuM&feature=related

I thought everyone had seen your fascinating life--how you steal from
your mom and live like a lowlife dirty panhandling hippie and shit in
a bucket...

UH-oh, now you're going to say I'm a hippie-hater and all anti-bucket-
shitters. Damn. Poor dumb SubGenius girl just can't win.

Lawrence�Logic

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Dec 9, 2009, 7:42:10 AM12/9/09
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"Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack" <bal...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>
> When I knock your punk ass out I'll make sure to know who's name
> I'm bloodying up. Fuckface.
>

I don't know Barry, but Rob strikes me as an infantile cretin.

--
Lawrence
"Strike me down while you can, but it won't make your dried up ovaries any
more fertile." - Eric Cartman - 3 May 2006


Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Dec 9, 2009, 8:05:01 AM12/9/09
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On Dec 9, 7:42 am, "Lawrence Logic" <lawrence-OmitThisBit-lo...@amd-
p.com> wrote:
> "Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack" <bals...@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:n3mrh5hiea2nf6ech...@4ax.com...

> > When I knock your punk ass out I'll make sure to know who's name
> > I'm bloodying up. Fuckface.
>
> I don't know Barry, but Rob strikes me as an infantile cretin.

Yeah, he was going off in a spectacular way, wasn't he? But hell, it's
only Usenet.

Surprisingly, things are cool for now on alt.slack--and whoever is the
intended patient for the Lymph Node Institute's show, I have no idea.
That's the Institute's business. I never so much as peeked in their
walk-in refrigerators, so I don't know.

Maybe Barry's been down there, all this time--encased in a block of
ice. Doc and Bugsy were some mysterious OverMen.

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